Second Date Update: Dirty Baby Bowling

of nowhere. So many rogue babies out there trying to ruin love. So what's going on, Joe? You want to fight this baby? Or what the baby ruined my chances? I think they're throwing Wait wait, wait, hold on? Was it her baby? Well hold on, we'll get to the selfish baby in just a second. But first, tell us about the girl that you want us to call. What's her name? Her name is Tara? Okay, and how'd you meet her? It's a kind of a funny story how we met Actually usually never is. So I met her

at a bowling alley. A bowling alley, okay, Josh, Yeah, that is some sarcastic, right, sarcastic laughter. Sorry. I'm into a bowling league for a long time with my buddies, you know, and we get together every week. Was good fun, laughing and joking. And my buddy Murphy called murf. Of course, Murphy's in a bowling league. Yeah, yeah, Murphy's a riot. He was telling me a joke while I'm waiting for the ball to come back, and the ball return and all of a sudden, I was distracted for a minute.

The ball came back really hard and smashed my fingers right up against the side of the of the return. I can feel that. Oh my god, I just grabbed my own hand. Yeah, and my panky got bent a little. It just was starting to slow up. Wow, I can imagine. Yeah, your entire career of bowling flashing before your eyes. So where does Tara come into the picture? So I had to tell Murph and the guys that I couldn't bawl anymore, and I had to get some ice. Yeah, all right.

So there was a long line at the bar, and there was a lady in fun of me, and I needed to get ice really bad. So I asked to you wouldn't mind if I can get in front of her. Yeah, I mean I think it's totally reasonable that you would cut to the front. Yeah. Yeah, and she was just really cool. We were just talking for a while after I got my ice and getting to know each other. Yeah, you always got a reel them in with a little injury. Yeah. Yeah. Women love a guy that's in pain a little bit.

And there let me take care of you. That's right. I like what you did there, Joe, very smooth. She seems very very nurturing. Yeah. Did you ask her out or was this your guys' like date hang out? Well? I couldn't go back to bowling, and you know, I was getting a little hungry, so I said, hey, Tara, why don't we grab a burger right here at the diner inside the bowling Yalli, Wow, Tara, look at that. We're both at a restaurant. I can't I can't hold the burger, so maybe you could feed it because my

hand is so much pain. That would have been a great idea. I mean I didn't even think of that. So what did you guys do? Just eate together? Yeah, we went into the dinner. We sat out a booth ate together, choking around with one another. It was going, well is what it sounds like. When did it go wrong? Well? This is what if the baby comes in? Right? Yeah, rogue baby. Yeah, there's a cute, little, adorable baby in the next booth making faces at me as we're eating.

And I don't have kids, but I love kids. So I started making these silly little faces, sticking my tongue out at the baby. Oh yeah, it's adorable. Yeah, I thought it was what a terror think. Um, she wasn't doing the same thing I was doing. She wasn't making funny faces. Maybe she didn't speak baby talk. I don't know that's a problem translation issue with the baby. I mean, that doesn't sound like it would ruin anything, though, I

don't understand why that's so bad. Yeah, but I did encourage her to interact with the baby, but she said no chance. And that's that's a little bit strange there, Joe. It's a little awkward. But like most women that I know, when a guy is interacting with the baby, your immediate thought is, oh, he has nurturing instincts, right, weirdo. Well

maybe that's what she thought. Maybe it was more like Jose, I mean, who can't you know at least smile or acknowledge a cute little baby that's like a foot away from you. Yeah, but sometimes guys like you and I, like, I was trying to say, are you too excited? And then it gets into yeah, that's true, I do kind of go aboard sometimes. And I almost asked the people there if they will let me play with the baby,

but I didn't. I didn't have that like, Okay, good, that's not a random dude in a boy now with your baby. It sounds like you did one thing right by not asking me. So so how did this all end? Well? At this point, I went back to my buddies at our la and then she went back to her friends and her lane. We were like three or four lanes apart.

That could be good or really awkward. Yeah, And I waved to her once and then he was getting ready to leave with her friends before we were leaving, so I quickly went over to her and said, hey, Kara, you know, I enjoy talking to you, you know, and maybe we could exchange numbers and meet up sometime. So we did. We exchange phone numbers. So I thought that that it was a nice ending to a funny, little awkward story how I met her? Your pinky got you

a number? Dude? All right, how weird. But the tiniest little wing man ever. So you've reached out to her since then? Yes, okay, and nothing that's weird. Why would she give you her number? And it's really her number? Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's her voice. Was the voice? No, okay, that's the big indicator. That is her number. All right, Well, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna play a song come back called Tara for you and try and get you a second date update. All right, Joe sounds great?

All right, man, hold on days if you're just tuning in for today's second Eate update. We're on the phone with a man named Joe, and Joe loves doing three things in this world. Throwing strikes, eating burgers, and making babies giggle. Yeah, okay, make some giggle. That is a hard man. He recently met a woman named Tara at the Bowling Alley after he hurt his finger in the ball return. They ended up sitting down in the diner there eating together, but Joe got distracted by a cute

baby in the booth next to them. After that, he was able to get her number, Tara's number, not the babies. But now Tara is not calling Joe back. It was the most manly thing when you're like, yeah, you'd like to do this and this, and then you got distracted by a baby. Yeah. I hope they understands that, Joe, just so you know. Yeah, I mean, if you could talk to her and find out I mean, if I ruined my chances of going out here because of that

darned baby, I'm going to be upset. So here's my question that I didn't ever ask, because I know when Jose tries to entertain my children, they run in fear, right, They usually cry, was the baby into you? Yeah? The baby was like making my Google sounds. I was playing peekaboo with the baby. Okay, okay, okay. I mean, like I said, if I could have asked the people that the baby was with, I could have played with the

baby on my lap. I would have a really cute You know what, Joe, if we can't get you a date with terror out of this, maybe we can get you a play date with the baby. Yeah. Sure, Okay, it's called babysitting. It's fine, don't well, we'll focus on Tara for now. Okay, we're gonna dial her number here. You ready? Yeah, I'm nervous. I hope he picks up. I hope so too. We'll find out here we go. I'm in a dollar right now. Hello, Hi, can I

speak to Tera please? Who is it? My name's young Jeffrey and I work for the morning radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, is that okay with you? What's this about? Well, we do something on our show called a second Date Update. That's where if you go out with somebody and afterwards they're not calling you back, you can reach out to us and will give them a call and try and figure out the reason why. Yeah. And the person that reached out to us about you,

his name is Joe. Oh Joe right. Yeah, you met him at the bowling Alley. He had that and then ending pinky injury. Yeah, he had an epic pinky injury. Epic. I do think those words have ever put put together, pinky injury. He told us a lot about your night together, and he had a lot of positive things to say. He said that you were very kind and very nurturing. He also mentioned that you guys went into the diner and sat down for a bite to eat. We did I love that diner? Oh god, did you have a

good time? Yeah, it was good. I mean he's look, he's a good guy. He's kind of cute. You know. I enjoyed the time I had with him up the diner. Okay. He also told us about the baby that selfishly butted in. Yeah, that was the most strange interaction I've ever seen. The most The thing was that the baby's whole face was covered in snot, and like he was just gross, like you know, how to get their bubbles out their nose, and he was breathing heavy and yeah, my parents didn

seemed to kid. It's like eating a chili cheese fry. Was like not paying this kid any attention. Joe was just like hanging out was a baby. So it was really weird because the kid was covered in snot. To make it even more bizarre, the family the baby changed the baby at the table, and he just kept playing with it, like as the baby being changed, he was just playing with the baby. And I keep saying that Joe like stop it. Stopped looking at the baby, and

he's like, don't worry, the baby likes it. He likes being changed. Okay, so it's not so much that he was playing with a baby, it's that he was playing with a dirty baby. That's what bothered you the most. Dirty baby and Chris, So that's the reason you're not calling him background. I mean, he seems like a good person. He definitely comes from a good place. If he has

a good heart, I could tell that about him. But well, you know, I know Joe would really like to talk with you about this because he's been on the other line listening and he's heard everything that she said. It was yeah, oh that's Joe. Oh my gosh. I had no idea that you were on this line listening to this whole entire time. Yeah, I've heard everything. And so you don't like babies. Huh what No, it's not like I don't like babies. I don't like dirty babies and

people playing with dirty babies. No awareness. I was making funny faces at the dirty baby. It's not like the baby was in my last I think we should stop calling it a dirty baby. I'm sorry, I got you dirty babies. It's time, Sarah, you decaid that I have no awareness, but I saw the baby was covered in snot and that the baby needed to be changed. That's not my fault. That's the parents not taking care of the baby. You can't blame me for that. I knew it wasn't your fault, but it was just very in

your game. I mean, that's the only thing, Sara. Is this all about the baby? Well there was kind of something else? What what? Well? Okay, if you asked for my number and I was, I was kind of them on the fence about giving it to you, like I said, well, okay, maybe we could hang out. But then we were back at our lanes. One of your buddies, I think his name was mrsh or something or other. He he was talking to any marry friends and he said some very

incriminating information about you. What do you say, Murph. He's like dragging about how you're always banging the chicks from the alley and that, like you know, that's who you do. You're you're always like on the prowl and you're always finding alley chicks. Is that real? Call of it? A bullet alley? Dude, Joe, that's not alley. I don't call him that. That's not true, Tara, Joe, you sleeping with gutter girls? Can have they be like ball babes or something,

you sleep with the Ballbusters teams? Yes, no, that okay, if I'm being completely honest with you right now, I mean, maybe I slept with seven seven women playing at the bowling alley. Why so specific right now, Joe, what would you do that? It's definitely saven. I don't know that. And when I think of the type of women that normally go to the bowling alleys, it's not like the young cute girls. It's usually the senior citizens that are on the bowling squads. Will don't be judge Jeffrey. There's

nothing wrong. If he wants to be with you know, Mildred and Edna and Bernadette, that's totally his prerogative. Oh, you'd be surprised. There's a lot of young action going on to bowling Gallley. I'll have a hot young action, hot young action and Murph No wait wait wait, if you think you're you're saying that there is hot young action, So you're one hundred and ten percent saying that what Murph told my friend, it's true. Well I didn't sleep with all of them. I mean we did a lot

of other stuff. What second and third base stuff isn't really including. Man, you don't have to go into details. Man, you are digging your own grave right now. What are you doing? I mean, actually, there's a spot behind the video games where if you are in a certain angle, no one we'll see you for hours. There You're supposed to be delied her, how great she is, why she's different than all the other gutter girls or whatever you

call them. Look, I mean, I'm just being completely honest with you and just get everything out in the open. I mean, this is me, this is the real deal. Well wow, well I am so glad because it was just you know, dirty baby was one thing, but now gutter girls and al cat I'm not interested in that kind of behavior. Hold on, Tara before you before you go jump into conclusions here. We would love to pay for a second date for you and Joe. I'm not interested.

I don't even like bowling that much. She was like my friend's birthday, though, I'm gonna say no and stop this right where it is. Well, I'm sorry, Joe, Yeah, you were honest. Tara's not interested. That's fine. I mean, I don't care. I'm sure there will be another one next week. Some stuff with them behind the video games. I don't see her. Gladys is gonna love that real cloppy go oh god, Jeff in the morning. To be your best every day, you need proven quality sleep every night.

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