Second date. And most businesses want to have return customers who keep coming back from more like restaurants and salons dentists. Yes not us, No, wait, yes we do. We like to be used and abused and then tossed aside, because the whole goal of this segment is to try and get people to go on dates that hopefully go the distance. Yeah, see that they don't have to come back. Yes, get married exactly. And if we have a return customer, that
means something went wrong and it was probably Brooke's fault. Yeah. Today, a guy named Eric has emailed us again for help, and this one's extra disappointing because Eric was actually on for an update update a while back to us. Him and a girl named Samantha hired a designated third person to go to concerts with them because they didn't like the same music. Oh into like old music like the Beatles or something. I think she was into the old stuff and he was in the new stuff like twenty
one Savage. So then they had someone who would go with each of us separately. But Eric is back. Eric, was it Brooks fault? Hey? Guys? Uh no, no, no fault? Okay, how long did that relationship last with the girl you're on with last time, it was a little bit over a year. Oh yeah, yeah, right, Well, so what happened
with you and Samantha. Well, honestly, I probably should have thought come in, but it was one of those nights where, like you guys said, we all three of us went out and essentially after that night, I basically found out that she hooked out with our third wheel. Yeah. Oh, did you hook up with him too? Out of revenge? Yeah? Teacher? Yeah no, no, I mean yeah, it kind of sucked honestly because, like I said, we went about a year and I was feeling pretty okay. But you're you're back
with us, which means your back on the wagon. You're dating again, right, Yeah? Yeah. I liked new girl, her name Kerry. And first you went out with Samantha. Now you're going out with Carrie. You're getting a whole Yeah. Next she's going to be Charlotte. Yeah, she's the one that stays committed, so we'll hold out for her. But tell us more about carry. Where'd you meet her? Yeah, we got on tender, went on a first date. But that's why I'm calling you, guys, because I haven't heard
back Okay, first date. What would you like about her on Tinder? Well, first thing was her her tender handle was was pretty funny. I actually loved it. Okay, good humor. Yeah, okay, I didn't know you had those on I'm not on Tinder, so I don't know. I mean there's no handles, but like some girls were. Okay, what was it? Yeah, yeah, it was soft Apricot, softco. Okay, is that like a small peach type of thing where it's like maybe little booty?
Is that what she means? That's smart? Anything? Even think? Does it mean something? Well, I never really got around to that because you haven't been on a second date, So okay, I'll go the first thing just like a woman that mentions fruits. What was it like in person with soft Apricot. Well, it didn't go exactly how I planted out in my head. But we started going out to a nice restaurant obviously one the first date. Okay,
I don't think that's obvious at all. I think that a nice restaurant is setting the bar high first date. You know, I've tried to do that a lot of people don't want to do something too much pressure. What was her you know, vibe at the restaurant. Well, you know, honestly, we didn't really get the vibe too well because when we got there, it was just a bunch of like fire trucks around in the place, and we couldn't even get in complained to the manager, or still tried to
get seated. Yeah, the no smoking sections so funny. That sucks. Well, yea awful. Did you pivot? What'd you do next? So I took her to this other restaurant that I remember was not too far from there, okay, and we were able to get a table, you know that town. And then of course our server comes over. He's like, hey, guys, by the way, we have a private party coming in and like eight. So you got up and eat. Yeah, it was like it was like seven. They say they're
going to rush you out. Yeah, why wouldn't they tell you that before you even sit down? You know, I don't know. By the time we ordered, we would have had like fifteen minutes to eat. So do you leave? Well, yeah, I said, hey, you know what, let's just get it to go. We'll go back to my place. That's a pivot, he really wants. I think this stuff shows if people are actually fun or not, like when you have to
be spontaneous. Yeah, and you're getting her back to your place, which is it's kind of bold to say right away, I don't even had a meal together yet. Well, I mean she did say yeah, she was pretty comfortable with it. Hey, great, So how did things go back at your place? Well? Uh, I didn't mention that when we got our takeout food, you know, to go. Obviously I rushed at so it was cold, it wasn't good. Yeah, I just kept getting worse, so I had to save the day and I end
up cooking dinner for us at my place. Good though, that's nice. Man throws some chicken nugs in the oven. Two everybody, that would be faster. I take it just hungry. Well, I don't put it this way. She definitely enjoyed dinner. And let's just say she really enjoyed breakfast. Oh so you had breakfast for dinner. No, A couple other events in between the meals. Yeah, let's just move on. I guess I'm never going to understand it. All right, all right,
question did you care? I mean, it's a good sign that she hung around for breakfast, shed of just snuck out in the morning. I didn't want to. Yeah, is that the last that you saw her? Like, what's happened since then? Yeah? That was it. That was the last I saw her. She hasn't I think, been responding time messages and like I said, I mean when she left the next morning, we hugged, we talked and she said, hey, well I talked to you later and I was like, oh,
this was great. Oh Dan, you must make an awful breakfast. Breakfast breakfasts her over medium and I said over easy. I'll never see you. Maybe there's something like maybe like how long ago is that? It's good about like five or six days. But I mean I've texted her and been response, Wow, Well, the human body can go three weeks without eating a meal, so maybe she's just waiting for the next meal. She didn't eat that much, Jeff, it wasn't. I'm really confused. Let's just play a song
and we'll come back. We'll get more clarity when we call Carrie for you. Yeah, I mean, hey, you guys looked her magic for me before, hopefully can do it again. Yeah, like a personal dating service, we'll do our best. Man hold one you've heard of brunch combining breakfast and lunch, but Eric served up Dreakfast the dinner breakfast Combo. Okay, I don't think he did. I think he thinks that that was a meal, was it, Brenner, not Dreakfast, But
that kind of sounds better. It was it was dinner dessert, Jeff. Yeah, sounds like they were both light and then breakfast. Eric, you can cook dessert too, good for you, man, you must be a pretty good chef. Yeah, okay, in the kitchen Okay, I don't think we were talking about the kitchen. Literally, just eight meals the entire time, did nothing else. But anyway, the problem is after their date, Carrie is not calling Eric back again, and so we're going to do it
for him. Yeah. I mean we did so well with Eric the first time. You were in what a year and something relationship with the girl. Credit for that? Yeah? I mean sure she cheated on him eventually, but we're not gonna take credit for that. No, that was all her. Sorry to bring that up, Eric, Yeah, yeah, I hate cheets. Yeah, sorry, buddy. Okay, let's just call Carrie and see what she has to say. Here we go, Hello, Hey, is this Carrie? Yes? This m She didn't sound like she was that sure. She
sounded very sure. Yes, jeff maybe she's just skeptical of us calling ry. That's the one. What's up? You're on the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Why am I on the radio? Great question question. You're actually part of a segment that we're doing called a Second Date Update. We're trying to help out one of our listeners who you went out with recently, named Eric. Okay, it sounded like a really nice night. Yeah, sorry, it's really weird. I was taking him to have a radio
call me un on it. Yeah, you haven't been hitting him back up, so he just wants our help to understand what's going on, because you know, it's like like you went to a couple restaurants that didn't end up working out, so you ended up going back to his place instead and he cooked for you. Yeah that was really nice. Okay, so you enjoyed that his cooking was good, his company. What do you think? Um, is he listening to us? I don't want to like say anything mean,
I don't know who's listening. A lot of people could be listening to this yet. If people know when they call into our show, what this is all about. So then they're prepared to just hear it. Okay, then, um, I mean yeah, he was really nice and he cooked really good food. I guess that is I I mean yeah, it was just like, I don't know, there was something just like missing a guy that can cook. Would you say, Jack? Not a sault? Sometimes that's not the point. Everybody we're saying,
is everything sounds great, what's happening? Um? What was missing? It was like the I don't know, they're like, wasn't much chemistry? I guess why would you stay the night? Then? Yeah? Yeah he said dinner and breakfast. Oh okay, so he told you about that. He just said he had dinner and breakfast with you. Yeah, yeah, no shame. It sounded like you guys had a lovely night and you hugged yeah before you left. Don't worry. Even if he tried,
Jeff wouldn't have understood what happened. I'm still not really clear. All that I'm clear on here is that you're saying that there was no chemistry between you guys, even though you spent all that time together. Right, I mean, he was really sweet and I did enjoy our night, But um, I don't know. The next day in the morning, I don't know. It's just like awkward, the like chemistry wasn't. There's just really I'm comfortable. Can you give us an example, like, what,
how is the chemistry off? So? Okay, I have this kind of test that I do with a lot of guys to see. It's kind of like a measuring stick to see if I vibe with them. I use one of those two very part not that kind of measuring stick. So I said a joke and he didn't laugh. Okay, Oh well, if it's not funny, sorry, it was funny. It is funny, okay, So I said, did you hear
oxygen went on a date with potassium? Okay? No, I didn't hear it went okay, I wouldn't even know that simple on the periodic table as a K for potassium. Science joke, yea, was it your chemistry was off or your chemistry jokes? Didn't like both honestly, And I don't know. I just feel like it was not clicking. I need someone that laughs at my jokes and like science puns and wasn't. Well, maybe it just took him a while
to get the joke. And there's a chance that he finally understood it may have finally clicked, and we can ask him right now because he's been listening on the other line this entire time. I knew it. Yeah, iraky there. Oh yeah, I'm just confused. Oh I thought you'd still be laughing, laughing. Can you explain the joke to him so that he's not confused anymore, Carrie, I mean I get the joke now. That obviously took me a second during the date, But I okay, when I saw I
was confused, I'm just I don't understand that. She says we had no chemistry, but you know, you stay the night and we had breakfast and we had a good time that this. Yeah, but like that's that's just like hooking up. You don't need really, you don't need chemistry for that. I mean, don't you don't see for breakfast. I mean I can understand that, Okay, But we did
have downstairs chemistry. Oh. I think Carrie's talking about like the mental stimulation, right, Carrie, Like you want someone that can go toe to toe with you in a conversation more. But I think I think I think Eric had a good question, like was the chemistry there in the bedroom. I mean it was okay, I get oxygen and potassium. Yeah, the third or fourth time, it really really hits hard. Okay. I guess that's just weird to me because, like I feel like we were vibing all night. Obviously we had
some hiccups, but we were still there getting along. And I even changed my my my handle on tender to little Kiwi. I mean, oh no, I don't get it. What is that? What's little Kiwi? What do you mean you don't get it? You know, to match your name soft Apricot Tender. Remember, yeah, you guys are both bruised fruits. Yeah, I don't think that really matches. Those are just like two different fruits. Okay, this is what I'm talking about. This is not like, this is not behind soft Apricot.
Then if he didn't get it with little Kiwi, I'm just like kind of soft and petite and cute and I don't know, I just really like apricots and I don't think it's a joke. Yeah, he's a little green, especially when it comes to comedy. The funny I was really I was just saying words. I'm glad they were funny. And now that you know, we have the I feel the chemistry happening now I don't. Let's just trying to do at least in this room we got the chemistry going. Yeah,
I'm seriously confused, Carrie. We'd like to send you an Eric out on another date, and we will pay for it. What do you say? Okay? I like it? Um, I'm sorry, Eric, I think you're great, but I just don't think we're a match. I don't think. I don't think we should have gone another date. Oh okay, yeah, I think that's I think that's iron. Isn't that iron and oxygen? It all just sounds well. We've officially made this the worst second date update we've ever done. Did you hear my
boreum joke? There's no chemistry in this room whatsoever? Sorry? Okay, well, I'm sorry, Eric. We we failed. Yeah yeah, I mean, I don't know. I guess I'll just try again and maybe stay away from the fruit handles or something. A things are going to turn out. Okay, Okay, you say Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
