Second Date Update: Crystal Clear Aura

just called you desperate. I'm not sensing the desperation in your voice. It sounds more chipper. You know. I'm one of those people that just believes in like energy, and so if that's what he feels like, that's one thing. But me, I'm pumped about this, like I want I want to see how this goes. Okay, you desperate. I was hoping for a lower energy person, so you can problem you can't. This is great, Melie. I'm really I'm not happy that you're excited and happy. Yeahssion, I could

be low energy. No, no, be yourself. Okay, So just tell us about the guy that you went out with. What's his name? His name is Jared. Okay, what's his energy? Like, yeah, he did. I I met him like he I met him through a friend, through a friend. It wasn't like a blind date. But when I met him speaking about energy, like he was just so like bright. So what did you guys do? Did you talk much before you met up or not? Really? We kind of made it like way to for the date. We went to this cute

little cafe. It was really nice, and I mean we had a great time. We sat, we chatted like he's you know, I told him that I'm into crystals and auras and energy and all that next level and stuff. She's just right now. This is basically like a blind date. You said you barely even spoke to him before you met him, Like what was it like when you first walked in? Like what was your first impression? Oh? I thought he was so hot. Not only was he like

his energy was good, but like he got a nice caboose. Okay, yeah, that's where the bright energy was coming from. Okay, like sunshine coming out of that hole. He had some sunshine, like you said, and it went it's really well. Like we chatted about like when he's into he plays on a softball team and you know, He was telling me that he kind of like tweaked his knee. So I recommended a road course and a clear crystal, so this way he could amplify the healing. And you know, he

seems really into it. Like everything. We were just vibing and after we had dinner we went out. Yeah, you're talking like a million miles a minute, which is great. Yeah, I can tell you're really excited about this, but um, you really do believe very strongly in this crystal energy stuff. I do. Okay, are you saying that you brought some crystals with you to the cafe? Yes? I always have crystals on me, Like I wear some and then I bring some, depending on like what I'm trying to manifest

and what I'm trying to attract. So can I be honest? Yeah, I've been kind of curious about this life. Oh yeah, yeah, you have a crystal your house, right, Like, yeah, we have a few in my family room. You're dabbling. I don't know what they do, but they're they're supposed to be good. Like how do you how do you know that they change anything? Like? What kind of crystals are you bringing out on a date? I usually bring like an amethyst because that's my birth stone, and that's for

like love. And then I bring a rose course because that's healing and that's love. And then I usually bring a clear course because that amplifies the other two crystals and brings them to like their maximum potency. Okay, and so how do you How does it work? You just like pull it out and then you'll what rob on the affected area or you just got to carry it. I mean I did rub the clear course on his knee that he said wasn't feeling well. So I did

do that. What was his response to that? Because I feel like people are either like, oh, that's kind of cool or whoa. He seemed interested. I will say that he seemed interested. He wanted to hear about it. I'm interested. Are there crystals that make things bigger? There are pill that make things bigger? Okay? So I mean, after all the crystal talk, how did the rest of the date go? It wasn't really well, Like we were just hanging out

and I really had an awesome time. He said that his knee was bothering him, so he was like, Okay, I'm gonna head out or whatever. And so when I was leaving, I gave him a big hug, and I said, I really had a nice time and I hope to do it again, and he was like, yeah, me too, and then it just kind of like has been fading. Do you think he was disappointed that the crystal didn't work since his knee still hurt. Maybe do you regret not giving him a crystal before he took off? I do? Oh? Really?

You think maybe if he held on to one, it could have bonded you, like the two energies from all the crystals would have connected strongly. Guess I'm just talking to my bund. I was on board. Okay, yeah, I'll buy it. Sounds if he answers and once to go on another date, I promise that I will give him a crystal this time gifts for him. Yeah, she wants to give you her crystal. Yeah, how did you make that? That's what she said you wanted to do that way,

that's what we're going to offer. We're going to play a song first, we'll come back and we'll try and get you a second date. Update. Okay, thank you guys. Hold on, Melodie, you know I met a guy behind a seven eleven ones who offered me some crystal I turned it down. That's good, Martin Joey. I don't know, because after speaking with Melanie, I feel like maybe I

should have accepted it because she's a crystal fanatic. She is just bursting with positive energy, especially because she went out with a great guy recently named Jared, and she says they had a blast together. They had some food, rubbed rocks on each other, but after their date they got their rocks off. Right after that, though, Jared's been difficult to get a hold of, and so she's turned

to us asking for help. Melanie, is there a crystal that you could hold for me right now to turn me into a better radio host so that this might actually go well? I will recommend Selenite because it is always charged and ready to go. So that will amplify you, that will cleanse you, That will get you going a wait better than the five hour energy that he drinks every day. Yeah, okay, nice, Do you have one for credit card debt too? That's a pie, right, that's money

that's gonna help you sushwetting lectured by the crystal. But you don't have one to make things big? Ye? So all this crystal talk aside, like you are still feeling really positive about this. Right. He was so cool with me. Our vibe was like right where I wanted it to be. So it has to work out like it happened to. We're gonna keep that optimism going. Yes, we're gonna take that energy and we're gonna dial Jarrett's number and see what he has to say. Are you ready? Yes? I am,

Thank you? All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, is this Jarrett? This is Jared Jared Jarrett Jarrett, Jared, Jared. Oh, Mary, I'm sorry about that. Man. Hey, Jared, what's up? My name's jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. What's going on? Something Like a lot of people are there right now? Ye us. These are the people of the morning radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hello, Hello, What's what's going on? Oh? Okay? So I mean he

needed more than that job. Jeffrey's holding his hand out right now. You can see him. The crystals aren't working. I get okay, So we're doing something Jared called a second date update. Jared, That's what I said. Do you have a nickname? Man? No, Honestly, I'm pretty lost right now. What's what's going on. All right, sir, We were doing

something on the show called a second Date update. That's where we help our listeners after they've been ghosted by someone after what they thought was a really great date. And so you recently went out with a woman who had a great time with you, and now you've been a little bit difficult to reach. Her name's Melanie. Yeah, I do know Melanie. Okay, okay, okay, and acknowledge that you've been difficult to reach. Yeah, I guess I've been

a little standoffish, just a little so. I mean she did say it's only been a week, you know, have you just been like too busy to call her back or schedule something. I mean, So she's awesome, Like, if you guys have talked to her, you know, she's got a great personality. She is gorgeous. Oh she is. Oh that's awesome. She's so high energy. I mean she's super positive. Really high energy is kind of the vibe we got from her. Yeah. That's great. Yeah, and she's like into

some cool stuff. But I don't really want to embayless her in the radio, So I don't want to like talk about why I haven't been getting back to her. That's okay. Not a lot of people listen to this show, so you're not going to really embarrass her in front of anybody. I think what Jeff means, she's the one that contacted us, She's listened to these, she knows there could be something embarrassing, and like she's pretty open. I mean, that's that's fair. Um, okay, okay, So again I want

to reiterate she's great. But he mentioned on the date she's really into crystals, and that's cool. But she she mentioned she doesn't she doesn't shower her, babe, because the crystals take care of that for her. Oh did you mean like a spiritual cleansing, not like an actual physical cleansing. That's what I thought at first until the washs of

physical smell you could actually smell her. Yeah, And and like again, great personality, beautiful, so like I wanted to get close to her, but she came over to like rub a crystal on my knee, which was I thought was really sweet. I had to hold my breast, Guys, And I hate saying that because because because like I'm not trying to like make her feel bad, it just it was not good. I feel you, bro, I go to a lot a lot of reggae concerts, and I've met many men and women that smell look just like

there's a lot of fair, modest energy. We work with a woman who refuses to shower a lot too. I shower. I'm just saying, Jared, I know what you're talking about. Really really, I'm just not trying to identify. Been holding his breath the whole time, shut up, step and so that that was the main thing for you, Jared. The smell was too much. Yeah, it was just too much. And like you know, all things consider, I think she's

a great person, but that really turned me off. Yeah, but sometimes sometimes when you're around to smell long enough, you get used to it and then you don't smell it anymore. No, just like you know, like if you're the only person that eats garlic, right, it's going to be really pungent. But if everybody's eating garlic, then you don't really you're yeah, you don't really well take it in.

I mean, here's the good news, Jared. I know you can't smell her right now because we're on the phone, but Melanie is here because she's been on the other line listening, and she does want to talk to you. Oh, Jared, really, it's a showering, Like that's the thing that's so silly to me. That's like such a thing that we could fix. Oh okay, I mean, yeah, yes, we can fix it. But I don't want to presume that you would be

willing to change if you don't like the shower. So I didn't know, you know, I didn't know if you're flexible on Matt. So some Melanie, you're saying you're willing to fix this, and you're willing to bathe for Jared, not necessarily bathe. But what I can do is I could just go ahead and switch up what I use to cleanse my body. But I had such a great time, and I just think that it's such a weight that we can't just try to work this out. I wish

you would hold on, Melanie, hold on. So are you saying, by by change up what you do, you're just mean switch crystals or do you actually mean get some soap and some water onto your body. Yeah, because you told me that the crystals cleanse your body. But h they do, they do. And it's also it's so it's so unnatural to constantly be washing ourselves so you know, I mean, I can make adjustments, but we're kind of surprised that that's where you're throwing the line. Oh, crystals can soak.

Crystals be added crystal like a dog crystal or maybe a dove. I mean, so Melanie, like your routine right now is just to like rub yourself down with crystals pretty much. I mean, I wash my hands good because obviously, like I eat with them and stuff like that. So it's not like I'm totally a filth monger like where I'm just like not washing at all. But when is the last time that you stepped into an actual shower. It's probably been about two months, and it wasn't like

I took a hour. Like if it's raining really hard, I go out and oh my gosh, listen, that's not gross. That's Mother Nature cleansing me and providing my natural scent. Like I don't see what's wrong with this. Well, okay, I don't think anybody's saying what's wrong with it. It's just that Jared is attracted to it. I really want clean living in my life, and that goes a little further than crystals, you know. I mean I can use essential oils that you know, make it less. I guess

you're saying and that I'm pungent. I don't think I'm there, but I can do something but the oils to kind of pressing myself up for a big gate. Look, I am very sorry, but you are there, and I think if you wouldn't be essential well, I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just being honest. Here smellier than you realize. And if you are willing to do essential oils, why wouldn't you be willing to use some soap and shower

once in a while. If you like me as much as you say you do, I just don't want to change like everything about me for some guy that didn't even like call me back for a week. Okay, so this is going downhill? Okay, Yeah, we went from fix it to now No. We gotta get the positive crystal back out. Pull it back out, Melanie and sid you right our there you go? Now that sorry, thank you

for laughing. Now that we have the happy crystal back in our hands, I want to ask Jared, would you be willing to go out on one more date with Melanie? We will pay for it. I'm sure after two or three dates you would actually get used to her scent. You might actually love it. You might want to bottle it and carry it around it Stop put it behind your neck. It was bad. I can't do it. I can't do it. Back to my manifestation. Find myself somebody that loves me for me, you know, and like sense.

So there's some hippy waiting for you, Crystal out there, just begging for you. Right, you guys are the best. You made me feel better. I know. We're like a like a show in crystal form. Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,