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Second Date Update: Chefzoned

Mar 22, 202317 min
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One of our listeners says he has a TALENT more attractive than 90% of guys, and he got a chance to show it off on his date. Was it too much for her to handle?

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Second, d Brooke, if a guy offers to cook for you on a first date, Yeah, is that a sexy move? Or are you thinking, Ah, he's trying too hard. I don't like it. No, I love it? You do? Yeah? I do? Especially if he can actually cook. Oh yeah, yeah. He goes into the kitchen and he comes out to the table with the best hot pocket that you have ever tasted it. And he's made it look pretty too by putting a colorful toothpick flag. You marry that? If he cut it in half? How do I still put

my mouth on it? We've heard some home cook meals go very well on this segment, so I'm not so well. We're gonna find out how it went for one of our listeners named Todd, who said he cooked for his date the other night and now he needs our help. Todd, what's up man? Welcome to the show. Hey, how are you doing? Did you go with the og ham and cheese? Because that is my personal Oh yeah, I'll take ham and cheese all day. That's more of a lunch just for me. Okay, Hey Todd, can I ask are you

a good cook? Because I think the effort of cooking, whether you're good or bad. Is is sexy to ladies. But are you like a chef or something? Now, I wouldn't say I'm a chef. I have worked in a kitchen before. Okay, I can cook too, like really really good Italian dishes. That's pretty much it. But like it works well, I mean I cook a mean shrimp Alfredo. Okay, are we just gonna talk about his food? Are we talking about his can we? I do want to just talk about the culinary side of it, but we should

focus on the girl that you went out with. What's her name? It was Laurie Laurie and I'm guessing you went with the shrimp Alfredo. Did you talk that up? It's funny because I met Laurie online and in her bio she had put like her favorite foods, it's seafood, right, Oh nice? And so you know, you got to have a good opening line. So actually my opening line was is, hey, so you like seafood? Just say you know, my shrimp alfredo is a real catch. God, do you like that, Alexis?

I don't like Trimblfredo's on the wrong person. Ask Okay, so you know Alexis just wants a bank statement. That's the first text and then she'll make a decision from there. You should have followed up with I'm just being krill with you. It's possible to overdo it though. Did she like it? Yeah? I mean she gave a little LLL and and then we were texting for like a week. Oh it was really it was really flirty and really good. And invited her over to prove it, you know, and

she was down. Yeah. It means a lot, like I feel like when people go to someone's house on a first date when they meet on an app. That's why it's so clutch that you guys chatted for a week before she agreed to do that. I trust each other a little bit. How did it go well? I thought it went really well. I was really nervous because I really liked her. I thought she was really cute. You know.

I did maybe go a little above him. I lit a lot of candles in the house, and you know, when she showed up, she noticed just like, oh, are we doing a seance? And was like what she said that hysterical. Yeah, it's like you didn't bring the weiji board. No, no, no wegie board. I was just like I just told I was like, oh, I was just trying to set the atmosphere, you know, raising the dead. Did she laugh? I mean? Was she cool? No? Yeah, she was cool, you know. And uh, I had a fresh garlic bread

that I had made garlic bread. Bro was the food ready when she got there? Did you guys cook it together? No? No, the way I set it up, it was basically like halfway done because I kind of did want to finish cooking the meal, you know, while she was there. Yeah, but yeah, I mean I yeah. I served her the food and it was good, and she said she liked the food. I was like, I said, I was really nervous. I felt like, at thinking back, I might have been

asking about the food too much. You know, when you're like, oh, how it is good, and then like five minutes later, oh, he tastes the fresh basel. You know, it's kind of like an a needy waiter at the minutes, like are you sure? Okay? What you guys do after dinner? After dinner, we sat down on the couch for a movie and it was nice. We weren't necessarily as close as I wanted to be on the couch, but I thought it was a first date, you know. When she just screwed

over a little bit. It's your couch. That's kind of awkward though, once you're sitting and then you move over, you like you have to do it right as the sitting happens. I like to slowly in show the like every minute you just slide like a little bit closer until she doesn't even realize all of a sudden, she's in your arms. She that's not the movie you went with though, Nah? No, I mean I was a little nervous, to be honest, and you know, I sat down first, and she kind of sat down where she was gonna

sit down. Oh yeah, that's a good call. Yeah, okay, Like she didn't sit on the opposite end of the couch, but she wasn't like in my last work, you were touching at all? Yeah, no, we weren't. No, what I mean, how did it end? How did the night end? Well, when the movie was over, okay, she stayed for the hard after she wanted to like have another glass of wine and talk a little more about Right after the

movie was over, she was like, I gotta go. Yeah, And I did kind of feel like there was a little bit of a drop off, you know, and that like it the light was definitely over, and so she went home. And that's why I'm talking to you guys. You know, it's just been um very very sporadic communication. The energy that I mean, she's still kind of texting me, but I just feel like it's totally different now. I don't know what went wrong. I mean the food. I know the food was great, but and I was a

little nervous. Yeah, your nervous energy maybe got the best of you. It could just be a classic case of what a lot of girls admit to, which is they just wanted a free meal of a guy off a free fresh cooked meal. You don't sit through a movie though, Yeah I went on too long, Like he ate a bunch of alfredo and you're laying on a couch for two hours. I'd be like, oh yeah, I mean, I've heard of being friend zoned before. But chef zone. Maybe

you got put in the chef zone. We'll find out when we call her and get your second date update right after this. All right, all right, second Italian food, fine wine, and sitting ten feet apart from each other on the couch while watching The Goonies? Did you find out something about the movie that we didn't know. No, I made an assumption. I wasn't sure that, Jeff, And

you know now that I'm saying it. What would have been a better move, Todd, is if you'd bought a smaller couch so that physically couldn't sit that far away from it. Actually, really smart. Two seats. Why they call him love seats? He just slaps his knee, all right, plenty of room. But that's because Todd invited a woman named Laurie over to his place recently to show off his cooking skills, which he thought went pretty well. But after their date, Laurie's not texting him as much as

she was before. Could it be that your famous shrimp alfredo was so delicious it sent her into a delayed food coma, And now she's just on her couch sleeping it off for a long time, for a week. It's that tasty. Yeah, what do you think they're Todd? Oh? Yeah, maybe him think about it? Yeah it was really good. Well, we'll find out, but we do want you to send us a sample to the studio, just so that we can be sure. It's called you gotta come over, You

gotta come over. I do it at my house with all the candles and everything the candle seem to be like that made one of the things that went wrong. She did note that it could be a seance and why is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln on this day? But we'll see what she asked to say, and maybe it's none of those things. Could be something totally out of your control. We'll call her and find out. All right, Yeah, let's see, here we go. I'm gonna call her number

right now. He Hey, is this Lorie? Yeah? She well, she is conscience, so we're gonna have to strike that talking now. Are you asleep, I'm away. Yeah. We're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh my goodness, I know you guys. Sorry, Hey, it should happen more often than it does, so we appreciate that. I know somebody recognizes me. Well, this is good that you listen to us because we're doing a second date

update that I think so. I mean, I know your voice is weird to talk to you on the phone, not like sure what that is, but what's up? We're trying to get a hold of you on behalf of our listener who cooked for you the other night named Todd oh srip Alfredo guy. Yes, yeah, okay, warehouse full of candles. There were a lot of cudels. Like, I'm like, is this guientist Santaria? I don't know. From the way that you're talking, it sounds like maybe you like Todd. Yeah,

I like, he's really nice. I just I feel we're talking about this on the radio. Me too, I feel weird about it. So we're all on the same boat here. Everything you say is on the radio, jap. But obviously Todd reached out to us because he's feeling a little bit confused that in the week following your date, the communications kind of dried up. Yeah, well, okay, so it's a weird situation, Like I did not mean that to happen. Like, I'm in a weird situation right now. Oh man, it's

an X, isn't it. I'm not saying that one person. I'm on a dating app, so I'm not exclusive with anybody. You're dating multiple people right now too, and they both happen to be chefs, And I swear I did not intend this to happen. Like, wait, is Todd counted in the two? Yeah? I mean you just want to one date with him and He told us that he's not a professional chef, that he just he likes to cook. Yeah, well the other guys like legit chef, you sick pieces

a good cook too, So I mean, I don't did it? Like, why are you not calling Todd back? Though? Like, I mean, are you just too busy with the other dude? Are you hanging out with him more often is better? I don't really know what to do, Like I've never been in the situation before, and like one's really good at Italian, the other is really good at Mexican. Name makes it as heladas and they were like to die for You're you're basing your love life on how well they couldn't cook.

Why are you stopping talking to one? Keep it up? Just cheat, cheating. I don't know what the rules are. There's no rules. Yeah, there's no rules. Alexis is right, I mean the official one. She's right, you've gone now on one date, you didn't even sit next to him on the couch. He said, I think you're fine. Like, I'm kind of used to the dating app thing, and like for me, it's a little strange to be dating

more than one person. I feel like I make a decision you know what I mean, you're not comfortable juggling multiple guys like the women on this show are. Yeah, they're even pre dating apps. It's what dating is, right. I think she's already thinking if she likes them both, eventually one of them she'll probably become What were you waiting for to make your choice? I don't know if they're like some balls and they're both great cooks. I mean, you say, way of a man's heart or a stomach,

but you know, oh yeah, I'm with you. Girls. I have an idea. Have you considered a real life cooking competition? Like chef you come over and you're like, look, boys, you're cooking for your livelihoods right now, you're cooking for me, and then you yell at them really mean, like like it don't think it's the wrong way, but like his Italian, the only thing you can cook? Like, okay, all right. I mean we're talking and we're joking about this a lot, but I do wonder how Todd feels because he's been

listening the entire time. What wait, Lauria, you serious You're you're seeing two different chefs? I mean, it really did not inten to happen. It felt like I'm trolling for chef I promised you. I mean I didn't want to believe that. Then when they were saying, you know, ladies love a free meal. But that seems like you're running a train on the you know, the craisine line. I told you by accident. No, it's just what she put in her dating profile. She said she loves seats their

only pick up line. Yes, it's how are yours? I mean, I don't cook Mexican food, but I'm sure my food is better. Oh that's a little throw down, So you're not you're not intimidated by the other chef that possibly could be cooking better than you, Todd. I mean, I'm honestly shocked. I didn't know, Laurie. I didn't know you were you were seeing someone else. I mean I thought we were just having a date. I didn't know there

was anyone else in the picture. Well, like, I'm my dating app and I'm meeting different people and trying to get like out of my comfort zone. But like, are you saying you're not meeting anybody else? I mean, no, I'm not. I mean, I'm you know, I try to focus my attention on one person I'm not, you know, disrespecting what you're doing, but heads up would be nice. Hey, I eat at a different guy's house every night of the week. Just letting me know and then I know.

I mean, look, I get it, like we just met, we've only been on one date. But no, I'm not I'm not seeing anybody. It would just be nice to know what you're doing. Yeah, so where do you stand with the other guy. It's like I said, it's out on my comfort zone. So I'm just kind of trying to go with it. I bet mister Enchilada's didn't use as many candles in his apartment. Yeah, the candles, you know, So that's one point for Todd, but he may have paired it with a fresh margharita. We're tired one to

one now keeping score. Can I ask an important question, all food aside, personality wise, who do you like more? Yeah? That's all in all serious. If they're really bull freak guys are can you just share the wealth a little bit like Alexis needs. Okay, well, I'm gonna throw out an idea that's kind of unique. All right, I propose that Laurie, you and the Mexican chef get together and go over to Todd's place and have Todd cook for both of you. Then Todd, you and Laurie get together

and go over to mister Mexican chef's place. But I'm not trying to get involved in the thruble. Yeah, I'm all about this all right. Okay, suddenly you were uncomfortable just two men separately, and now you want them all in the same room. Bye, come on for a week, don't we have both chefs come to our studios cook for all, concluding Lorie, we can all do a vote. I'm not making out with him. I don't care. I was some tacos. We'll kiss him for it. I'm willing

to some good shrimp. But we would like you to get back together with Todd, Lorie, and we would pay for you to meet up again. Yeah, I would really like that. I would like it if he's okay for a second day. I was happy to hear that she was a little shy on the couch because I was also a little nervous. So maybe we could get closer. Oh, there you go. I mean, that's the thing about the couch. It's harder to get closer to the Mexican chefs because

of all the beans and everything involved. Oh wow, that's what all the scented candles in his room are for. Yeah, she's like, whatever you do not lift the blanket up looking Jeffrey in the morning. Why is the text board blowing up right now suggesting I dress up as one of the chefs and make out with both of them. I don't see that at all. Actually, that's not the tech sport. I wrote that down on this piece of piece.

This show is so confusing sometimes. But no, like Brook said, I am interested in getting an update from those two. But yeah, it's certain big texts coming on pieces. You're going in old fashioned. You know, the technology of year isn't great. But you know, once the dust settles and dinner time rolls around, she's going to be over at her place thinking I don't want Mexican or do they want to tell him to know? Tough choice, but a great choice for real, and she's gonna get it cooked

from both. Yeah, either way, she wins, and we want to help you win in your dating life. Email the show. We'll call that person who wasn't calling you back. If you want to check out any of our second date updates, go listen to them up online at Brooke and Jeffrey dot com, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,

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