Second d We've got a guy on the phone for a second date update. His name is Chase. Oh Man, Chase. You like that name, Chase. That's one of those cool guy names that I always wish that my parents had chosen for me when I was younger. Chase, that's always a cool kid. But instead they gave me, you know, lady repellent name Jeffrey. Yeah, at least it's not spelled geo. Yeah. I mean it could have been worse, I guess, but
still didn't stand a chance anyway. And his email, Chase says he doesn't know why his date left early, but he's hoping he can turn things around and maybe make it to fifth base with her. I'm just hoping Jeffrey keeps his panties on during this second date. We'll see the Chase. I bet he plays a guitar too. Yeah, you play guitar, Chase. No, I don't disappointing skateboard? Where you at, Chase? You do something something? Yeah? I live
in Vegas. There, we Vegas, typical Chase move. So tell us about the girl you want us to call today, Chase. What's her name? Her name is Rachel? Okay? And how did you meet Rachel. Well, you know, we met on Tinder. She was hot. She had a nice face, crooked smile, you know, crooked smile. Yeah, that's cute. Yeah right. She has a little like pirate vibe going to her, you know what I mean, Like, yeah, she has one on the shoulder, a little bit of scurvy going on. I
got that vitamin C for you, girl. No, not the pirate you're talking about. I'm talking about like the hot Hollywood pirate like in the movies and stuff. Okay, all right, you found yourself a naughty little pirate. Yeah yeah, did you tell her that? Oh? Absolutely, I did tell her that. I was like, you know what, this might be a little awkward, but kind of remind me of like a pirate. And she like, of course, she didn't know how to take that. Like you guys, did like explain it to him?
She kind of she was with it. I guarantee she was with it. Man, if it works, then it works. If someone called me a pirate, I could not stop but do pirate voice the rest of the date, shimmer me timbers you watch my booty. So what did you and pirate girl do for your date? You know, I was hoping for it to like end quick, you know, so we can go back and make some bad creaking noises like some what what did you just say you didn't want your date to last because you just wanted
to go home? Oh my god, he just wanted to make the noises with his mouth. He didn't want to actually do what. That was terrible. I mean, come on, it's Tinder. It's a Tinder hook up. Come on, he called her a pirate brook. What do you expect? I guess, I guess I'm on board, all right. So we just went and got some milkshakes. You know, it was super chill, just hung out talk. You were all over the place.
Like at one minute, I'm thinking that you're just gonna go take a couple shots and head back to your house and you're out getting milkshakes. Well, I I got to keep him on the toes, like, I can't have her guessing the next move I'm gonna do. I need to keep her, you know. So what did you and Rachel do on your day? What did you guys talk about? Well, like I said, we were just chilling, shooting the you know stuff, and uh, I told her about my bar that I want to open up it's actually a tequila bar,
that tequila bard. Yeah, all right, the bartenders are gonna be totally hot. I mean they're like they're straight up like models during the day and then at night they come words of course, So you guys just want to go to part. The only idea he has his hiring hot chicks. This is like, that's not really You don't need to have a business plane if you have hot chicks behind the bar. Please right now. No, I'm not telling you everything. I'm just giving you highlights here and
there or else. Okay, I can't tell you guys the entire bar, but you know I even got the name. What's that the worm, the Worm the world Tequila bay. Oh, I was thinking about the little vermin all boys pants Brooks should already be not allowed inside your bar, by the way, So let's get back to the date. What happened after you guys had milkshakes together? I mean, I wanted to have her code to my place, so like I got my phone, shugar some pictures, you know, shugars
my hot tub, you know what I mean? And you have hot tub. I bet it hasn't been cleaned in a month and a half either, change it's actually just a bucket that he puts hot water into, blow some bubbles in there. No, no, no, it's not even that,
not even that. Yeah, it's so so like. Yeah, I was showing her pictures of my place and all, and then like all of a sudden, she actually like I don't know, she made like a weird face and she was looking down on her phone and then here it comes, you know, Oh, I got a text I have to go, And I'm like, I didn't hear it. Buzz I didn't like feel the vibration of the table, like I felt like she just kind of faked that. It is a pretty like solid go to move if you need to
get out of a date. Did she say what the text was? He's like to an emergency, and I was like, well, I mean I can help you, and she goes, no, it's not that kind of an emergency. Whatever that's supposed to mean. I don't I don't guess. It sounds like the emergency was her leaving. That's pretty clear that she apparently saw something and was not into it. Yeah, but the first twenty minutes it wasn't like that, like it
was a good time, Like she was laughing smiling. I mean, I thought I was funny, you know what I mean. But so that's what I think. It's kind of sketchy because she went from zero to one hundred like real quick, like all of a sudden. She was just not in its hundred zero. And girls do not say no to jaccuzies. Nobody does. That is not true. There's a lot of women that won't get in those She's actually very right. That's actually a first for me. Nobody has ever denied this, Jacuzie.
I've had this picture on my phone for like two years, and nobody ever denies it. Okay, so you want to get Rachel back on the phone so you can seal the deal. Yeah, I just want to see what tooks. Yeah, I mean, it is pretty amazing to go in twenty minutes from she's all into absolutely no way. Have you talked to her. I've texted her, haven't gotten nothing back. So like I feel like she's ghost me a little bit. Yeah, pirate ghost pirate. Oh man, all right, well we're gonna
play a song, we'll come back. We're gonna call Rachel for you and try and get your second date update. All right, Chase, appreciate it. Guys. All right, man, hold on right now, there are ladies all over the country. We're sliding out of their undies and tossing them straight at the radio. Are they well, because we're on the phone with the master of seduction. His name is Chase. Yeah, Chase recently went out with a girl named Rachel, who he describes as a sexy pirate type, you know the kind.
And then they went out for milkshakes. They discussed his idea for it tequila bar, and he invited her back to his place for a little soak in his hot tub. That's when she claimed to get a text from a friend saying it was an emergency and she had to get going Dan. And let's also remember that all this happened in a twenty minute period. Yeah, very fascinating. Well, you can't plan for when these emergencies. Yeah, I'm not right, Chase. Hey,
I mean, you gotta always be prepared. Come on, is there anything in you that believes that maybe she actually did tell the truth and had an emergency? Um the way that the date was going, I don't see it, but we'll see. This is where you guys are gonna try to help me out. And I even throw you guys a little incentives. Oh ye oh yeah, I guess. All right, so you guys know that I'm going to
be opening my bar very soon. You guys, get me another date with this girl so I can seal the deal as a round of shots on me at my new bar. I guess that's better than the hot tub invite that I thought we were about to get. No, let's just do the bar first and then then we'll see. Okay, alright, in the hot tub. Maybe not Jeff and I. We'll see what happens with that. Brook think about it, all right, Okay, I'll think about it. There, Chase the name of your bar. Okay. Well,
let's get back to the second date update. We're gonna call Rachel for you right now. Okay, you ready? Yeah, all right, let's do the phone number. Here we go. Hello, Hi, Can I speak to Rachel please? And this is her? Hi, Rachel, This is young Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, does that impress you? You can say, no, it's okay, it doesn't impress many people. What if I told you I have a hot tub?
What's going on? I apologize, We're doing a radio show here, and on our show, we have a segment called a second date Update. That's what we're doing with you today. Oh okay, I could tell that you're a little bit confused. I'll keep explaining. A second date update is where if you go out with someone and afterwards you're not calling them back, that person can email us and ask us to reach out to the person that they want us to and we'll try and figure out the reason why.
And I don't like who's doing this. Well, it's a very sensual man named Chase. Oh do you remember who we're talking about? I mean, I feel like it's probably pretty hard to not remember Chase. He definitely left an impression on us. Did you leave a good impression on you or an impression? I don't know about good or not? Like what did he tell you? Well, he told us that you guys met on Tinder. Okay, he thought you were a sexy pirate or like a sexy pirate. Yeah,
she does like the sexy pirate thing. Okay, we were a little shock that would work, but apparently it did. Chase also said that he took you out for milkshakes. Yeah that was weird. See I thought so too. I was like, Okay, Chase, he's talking about a sexy pirate. You're obviously going to get shots, right am? I? Right? Was that what you were thinking? Too? Well, he just gave me an address to meet him at, and so like, I just I thought I knew where it was. I
didn't really put it into the GPS or anything. And I get to this parking lot and I'm like, this can't be it. And then I put into the GPS and it is because he was meeting me at Burger At Burger Burger. It's just not maybe the best first date impression I think is you know, fast food you kind of want to steer away from, I mean location aside, What did you think of him? You know, I mean he's cute and he's very confident, but I think the more that he talks, the more douchey he gets. Yeah,
he wasn't cute enough to like compensate for that. No, because then he's started bragging about some bar that he's going to open, like all these hot models he told us about that. He was just throwing everything at me. He said that he had a boat, so I said, oh, like, what kind of boat is it? And He's like, oh, well, actually it's not my boat's my friend's boat. Yeah. Well, when you're a young guy, if your friend has a boat,
it is your boat, literally, right. I eventually pretended to get a text after he whipped out his phone show me pictures of his apartment and his jacuzzi, and like, really, I just thought he was bragging. But clear as day in the picture his image in the window when he's taken a picture of the jacuz he at the door. Yeah, you can see in the glass him naked. Oh that was definitely on purpose. Right? Does that feel like that
was on purpose? Or do you think he didn't realize he legit just wanted to show me his stuff on our first day at Burger King? No way, I mean it sounds pretty romantic to me. I don't see what the problem is. Rude, Well, what you weren't impressed? I mean it's a subtle joke. Pick, I guess if you're going to do a junk pick on the first date. I mean, after speaking with Chase, I feel like this could be something that he does by accident. You think that,
I don't know what are you talking about? It sounds exactly what he would do. Like on purpose. Well, let's bring Chase on the phone and ask him directly, because he's been listening on the other line this entire time. Rachel, we didn't tell you that. Shut up, I won't Chase rage my girl. All right, it was it was on purpose. M Chase. I didn't know that you were on the phone, but that was all true. I knew you were making up that text, so I just knew it. Did you
know you were? But you're you're junk? How did you not like the pick of the jacuzzi. It's a huge jakuzi. Oh my god, you can't call your junks the jacuzi. Now, Chase, Okay, we all know what you're doing. No, that's not what I'm doing. You guys think you know my game. But you guys are so wrong. No, that's not dude. Unsolicited naked pictures not cool, man. I mean I didn't even realize that. Look, I knew it. I knew Chase. You were a good guy, honest mistake. Yeah, good guys always
accidentally have big picks of their jokes. Yeah, and are always accidentally taking pictures in front of very reflective services. Totally buttona. Well, maybe the lighting was right at the time and couldn't wait. Yeah, like I said, usually once that I said that Jacuzie pickets a done deal. Oh I mean, Rachel, don't you feel bad that you were accusing Chase? You know what? Yeah? I do. We should totally go hook up on his friend's boat. All right. I knew you had it any rage up, Chase. She
is being sarcastic. Chase, you need I honestly think you need to apologize to her right now. You want me to apologize for being so big? No, that is not what I said. That's like a slap in the face to God. Like that's this? Yeah, Brook, why trying to slap out in the face right now? We can't hang out with you anymore, this, dude, I am so I'll apologize to Rachel. Rachel, I am sorry, Like I'm out, Hold on, hold on, Rachel, Brook, do you want to
see the picture of the Jacuzi. I don't I see it. Listen, Chase, I've seen plenty of Jacuzi pictures in my time. Okay, not this one, honey. Yeah, you know what, I can handle all the Jacuzi. All right, I'm sure Rachel can too. Rachel, do you need any more jacuzis in your life from Chase God. No, yeah, Well hold on, before you start throwing around things like that, I need to ask you, Rachel, would you be willing to go see Chase's jacuzzi. We'll send you guys out on an official date and we'll
pay for it. Answer for her. I mean, maybe this time we could go to Like when do you even get a frosty? Look? Rachel, you're really playing a joking. I know you want to come out with the Chase man. I know it, and like it might be a little, you know, a little scary since you're on the radio, but I know once we get off the radio and I'll be calling me and you're done, I want to come see the jacuzi and everything. Oh my god, Wow,
she sounds hot, she's getting hunt. She sounds speechless. Kith, I'm gonna be honest with you right now and let you know that there is no part of me that wants any part of you or your jacuzzi. And I think maybe you should just stop contacting me. Oh don't tell me, No, yeah I will. It's just mind boggling to me. Well, this is your first big no Chase, and what you do with that is, you just shut the chapter and move forward. You're done with Rachel. Well,
if that's the case, Brook, can I get your number? Yes? All right, you guys let me know because Rachel is bouncing on me so sounds like a good idea. Yeah. I am very happy to be married right now. You know what. I've heard them all, sweetie, and that does not stop me. It took you, what about fifteen minutes to tell me you were married. You are so good. I'm in fighting it. Shut up, Jose You and your husband can join Chasing the Jacuzzi altogether. Now it's a party.
Tequila is on Chase. Let's go, buddy, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
