Second Date Update: Cake By The Tesla

need underwear tonight. Yeah, I know where this is going. And one of our listeners, Kenny, flexed his ride during his date. We're gonna find out what that is in just a bit. But first, Kenny, welcome to the showman. Hey guys, how are you doing? Thanks for having me? Okay, Kenny, it sounds like I was gonna say you were proud of whatever you drive, but I guess say, yeah, like I said, we'll get to your sexy vehicle in just a second. First, tell us about the girl that you

went out with. What's her name? Her name's Ellie? And uh, you know, I usually don't find too many women out there, so I want on plenty assists kind of connected. But the one thing she had this tattoo of a phoenix like on her neck coming out her back. A neck tattoo. Moking, hot bro, I'm a sucker for any chicks with that too. Yeah, you're thinking that she makes questionable, possibly drunk decisions that will stay with her for the rest of her life.

She didn't read as an art lover. No, probably. Yeah, So we linked up, went out, got some food, you know, I paid for it, got shot here and here. Didn't try to overdo it. Can I ask you? Were you just looking for like a night of fun or do you want like more than that? Yeah? I mean I'm not gonna be overpushing actually say, but yeah, if it's there, and I think we kind of had some connection, I definitely want to go to another level. Okay, Okay, not

emotional level. I think we're talking just physical level, right, any type of level I can get you next to it wherever. So is that why you brought up the type of car that you drive, try and impress her a little. I can't even remember how we got on it, but it was talking about electrical vehicle thing, and I'm like, oh,

I have a Tesla. Oh it's a Tesla. Right. It was like my moment I could actually shine and I mean I've milked it, like the thing tesla's I mean, it's definitely like a status symbol, right, But then there's also a curiosity like if you've never been in one, like what are they like? Yeah, I don't even know cars, but like when I hear that, I'm like, oh, it's pretty fun. What did she think when she said you had a Tesla? She was a little impressed. She was

impressed though. We took her out there and showed her. Oh wait, so you guys went outside of the bar wherever you were, and and just sat in your car and looked at it. Well, nuts just sat in it, you know. I kind of pulled it out the spot and showed her the hands free you know, the whole. Yeah, you're like, let me show you the car. Hey, come here, Tesla just drove itself in your pocket. Yeah that's cool. It is pretty good. I'm jealous. It freaks me out

when cars drive themselves? Does it more than if Alexis drive? Were you able to calm her down a little bit? Well, yeah, I want to took my hands out of my pocket and took control again. But I master she wanted to drive. She wasn't enough for that, you know, I think I kind of got her enough. See that makes me think that she wasn't as into it as you thought. Like if she was into cars and you offered to let her drive, she'd be like, heck, yeah, let's do this.

Then again, I think she saw those YouTube videos where people were like on the eway just walling out the leap, So I think that's kind of what it was. But I don't blame her. Okay, But night goes on and we moved to another location, trying to be the street long story short, I offered, there's some cake cake. Wait, are we at a restaurant or we at your house? Where are you giving her cake? Okay? I got her back to my spot for nightcaps. That's why I thought

I was trying to be the streeted it. Didn't want to play it out there. Okay, you're like the cake. I didn't even drive here. The Tesla drove itself. I don't Tesla's quite the wingman. Dude. That is such a move to have cake at your house. I never thought of it. But if I got back to a dude's house after a couple of drinks. It was like, you had a decade cake at your house. Of course she's gonna go up there totally. But look, we're vibing. You know,

we're talking about the tattoos. She's telling me how she has other tattoos. You know I can't see those yet, you know. So I'm like, oh, let me know. This cake usually is the whole room winner, and you know she kind of didn't want it. But then I'm kind I want to say I forced it, but I'm like, Win in Rome. You can't go there, not to the cola see him, so win in my home? Is that how the saying goes? But truthfully, I'm not sure if I was a little too pushy, you know what I

mean about seeing her other tattoos. No no no, no no no no about the cake. So you're saying that she didn't want the cake when you offered it to her initially, but I kind of did twisted her arm. I wasn't thinking about it then, but the next day I'm like, yeah, kind of quick. She could have been on a diet, she could be diabetic or something where she stays away from Why wouldn't she just say that if she was diabetic. I mean, that's just like info in the end, like

she just never had a bite. I mean, you're super pussy though, if you're like no, no, eat it, eat it serious? Yeah, I would say I was excited. Okay, that makes sense. So after she left, have you been able to get in touch with her at all? You've been calling her texting? Yeah, I haven't been able to get in contact later, like at all. It's hard. I don't know women who don't work on cake as a reward, so I don't know help. This one's really thrown. So we need to play a song, let her reset, we'll

come back. We'll call Ellie for you and try and get your second date update. Okay, all right, all right, hold on the second. In the long tumultuous history of this show, we've never heard anything quite as shocking as what Kenny just told us. That his date actually turned down an offer for free cake. And this is after a very fun, very sexy night filled with rhine, self driving tesla's and Phoenix neck tattoos. So when we heard what happened, we were all baffled and just praying that

there's some sort of logical explanation for this. Maybe she's on a diet. Maybe she had some sort of traumatic running with an evil cake in her child and it scarred her permanently for life. The only way to find out is to actually call Ellie and ask her why do you hate cake? And why won't you date Kenny? Maybe as the Kenny thing is more important than I am more concerned about the cake. To be honest, Kenny, did the cake go to waste? Or did you finish

it all by yourself that night? Oh? Yeah, I took care of the cake. Where about that? Oh buddy? Yeah, But hopefully you don't have to do that and you can get somebody to split it with you if we can get a second date. Here, I'm gonna dial Ellie's number right now and we're going to do our best. All right, are you ready? All right? Let's go? All right? Here we go? Yeah? Hello? Hi? Is this Ellie? Is this she? Hi? Ellie? I'm calling from Brooks Bakery. I heard that you refuse to try a sample of our

cake the other night and laugh. No, I'm just We're actually a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and you're on it. Now, oh, I you guys. I mean I don't listen to radio often, but when I do, I've definitely listened to you guys some times. Well. Good news though, you can also find our podcast on Spotify or wherever you get your podcast. Is just no huge streaming at work, right, Yeah, that's good exactly any

day all day. So what's up, guys. Oh no, we're just hounding all of the people in the area telling them to listen to our podcast. We're desperate. Ratings are horrible, please us. That was sarcasm. Yeah, sorry, See I'm not very good at anything on this show, including being funny. But the truth is that we're doing something called a second Date Update, and we're looking to help out one of our listeners that went out on a date with you recently, named Kenny. Oh no, I thought this was

going to be a fun surprise. Oh so Kenny isn't fun? Oh no, he was great. He was lots of fun. It just the second part of the date wasn't. Oh oh so you you liked the first part though, Maybe we could concentrate on the positive for a second. Yeah, yeah, no, he was really fun. He took me out in his Tesla I've never done that before. Yeah, we actually spoke to Kenny for a little bit and he seemed really cool and he made us laugh. He seemed like a

funny guy to us. Yeah. Yeah, he's very, very very funny. Okay, so wait, so you're like having a great time, you're planning on I'm guessing like calling this guy back, like you're feeling good. What happened? Why? Why did it change? Oh? I mean he took me back to his house, which cool. You know, I was comfortable with that, Okay, And you know, we're sitting on a couch and the phone went off. He had a text or some kind of a notification and he got up and walked out of the room.

You know, maybe he had to take an important call. But then I heard the front door open and then he left. He walked out. Oh okay, Well, just so you know, we asked Kenny about his version of the day and he didn't mention any of that to us. He left his own apartment while you were in it. Is that what you just said. I don't think he wanted to even know that he left, but he he definitely left. Was there like I mean, maybe a delivery of some story maybe I had to pass gas and

didn't want to do. That would have been better than what actually happened. Okay, what actually happened. What actually happened is I was curious, so I went and I looked out the side window, and I saw him on the side of the building, between him and the neighbor. I don't know who it was. But he opened a trash can and it was dark, oul, but not that dark, and he's ruffling around in the garbage, and he comes

out with a box and trash. Yeah, and so he turns around to come back in, and so I ducked and I ran back to the couch, and he walked in with a box. Oh cake, probably dumpster cake. I thought it was like going to be a drug deal or something here. Yeah, he mentioned to us that he offered you some cake, but he didn't say anything about getting it out of the trash can. All these things

are going through my head. I'm like, is his neighbor on the lookout to see the other neighbors a baker and they just threw their you know, scrapped out for the day or something. This is the conspiracy cake theory. Yeah, so that's why you turned down the cake. I would too. Yeah, I turned down the cake and then that was that was it for me on Kenny, Like did it look like fresh cake or cake? I mean, I don't eat dumpster cake. It doesn't matter, I guess if I'm reading

this right. Unlike Brook, you're not a dumpster cake woman. No, No, you lied to me about it. Yeah, well you didn't ask him. How could you not ask him? Like is this dumpster cake? I mean I would just it was the first date. I didn't want him to like know that I went and spied on him out the window. Yeah. I get that inclination to not want to mention that you're spying. And that's exactly why Kenny wants you to know that he's secretly listening on the other line right

now and he wants to talk to you. No, are you curious right now? Are you doing? Oh? You guys, that's doing me dirty here. Come on, I had no idea he would be on the line. You got it all wrong, el oh, oh what did she get wrong? That come from? Okay, So my next door neighbor, she's an elderly woman, and when I told her I was going on the day, she thought it would be a good idea to give me the kike, Remember the cake.

I tried to get to that. There's a grandma that lives in your apartment building who made you a cake and put it in the garbage for you to pick up. Oh no, so she texts me and she was saying, hey, I got you a nice sweet treat at the time you like. And while I was out there, you know, she just sat it on top of the dumpster. Wasn't in the dumpster. But now I said, I knew you were watching me. It makes sense. I can see where you might think I got it out the trash, but no,

she sat thinking up from the top. Yeah, why would the old woman put the cake on top of the dumpster Because the way our apartments are, she didn't want to sit it on my stat It could be seen from the street. But kind of where the dumpsters are is kind of like his apartment's on wheelchair accessible. She can only get to the trash can it has to drop it off there. She was just doing a nice thing. I was trying to just like do a nice thing. And I don't I thought you would like the cake.

I didn't know you thought I was dumpster diving. Ella, do you believe him? I kind of believe his story. I mean, of all the scenarios ire in through my head, that's the only thing that makes any sense at all. Yeah, I mean, we don't know Kenny that well, but I buy his story. On the fence, I can't tell what's the woman's name? What are our pastries? Does she give you? Why would he lie and eat dumpster cake in front of her? Yeah? Confidently because he didn't know that she saw.

I don't think that that is my issue with the whole thing. I think my issue is why that's the meeting point for their baked goods. It's a second date update. We're really focused on the right thing, on the logistics of how the cake got to where it got to. Well, okay, I mean I'm being on it. I don't know what to tell you. I don't eat dumpsters. I believe in guys, I look at it. Believe we'll get cake CSI to look in a launch a full investigation on where the

cake was placed exactly. I don't know why I care. I would have eaten the dumpster cake. Even. The real thing that we care about on the show is whether or not you and Kenny had a connection, Ellie. That's what we want to get to the bottom of. Yeah, it wasn't for the garbage, I would go on ten more dates. All right. Well, now that we've solved the cake mystery around the garbage cake, we would like to offer to send you out on a second date and we'll pay for it. I guess that kind of makes

up for like snakily having him on the other line. Yeah, I would love to take you up on that day. That's very gooderous all right, kitty. I mean, I'm glad you guys are for that. But the real thing is like she was like spying on me, and like she could have like averted all this if she had just communicated. Okay, good luck finding a girl that doesn't spy on you. Yeah. So wait, what are you saying, then, bro? Are you saying you don't want to date anymore? I'm kind of good, bro,

are you sway? After all? You guys are doing too much for me. Man. I mean, he tried to explain it, but I'm a trash picture to her. Oh you can't even communicate it, So I'm done. Have a nice lifetime. Oh oh god, it could be the sing your dumpster cake you lose her oh so quickly. What his neighbor Betty Roger is going to be? Really want that to be our new show slogan have fun with dumpster Cake. You lose broking Jeffrey in the morning.