Second date of date Brook, You ever feel like you married way out of your league, Like your husband is in the majors and you're still playing little league t ball? Oh my god, is that how you feel? No, I don't feel that way. We are on the same level, but I think he is amazing. Oh, you're both t ball, you're both at coach pitch your husband. Your husband is listening to this show right now. You don't want to use the opportunity to compliment him by saying he married down.
That is not a compliment, Jeffrey, You do not know how to woo a man. Sorry, Michael Wheel, Yeah, why'd you choose me? That's when jeff he appreciates that. I'm just saying. It can be a little bit intimidating when you feel like you're dating up, but sometimes that gives you the chance to rise up to the challenge and find that smooth talking casanova that's been hiding deep inside you this whole time. There it is, You're on same level.
All of a sudden, my friend. Unfortunately that didn't happen for a listener, Grant, he fell short, which is why he's on for a second date. Update. Now he really like the backhand at home events are strong today. Let's see how he feels. Grant, Welcome to the show. Hey, thanks for having me. I say that. Now you can hang up. Let's hear the story that you about your date. Who did you go out with? Well? I met this girl Ashley online? Okay, okay, And have you been doing
a lot of dating lately? You know, I've been trying at the dating apps. I've gone on a couple of first dates, but I haven't really found anyone I connected with until this girl. Oh, until this girl. Okay, Yeah, just going out with everyone swipes right, if I'm being honest, A lot of ugos swipes right on me, but I was quite back on them. Well, I were still using that term, to be honest. It's it's hard being everybody's type. I know what that's like. Yeah, everybody wants you, but
not everybody can have right. So, I mean, Ashley is like everything that you are looking for, essentially, is what you're saying. Yeah, she's in a different league than the other girls. Okay, I think we all know what you mean. Real A little bit intimidated by that, a little bit, Yeah, I mean on her profile, she had a few of these like really high class pictures, like one she was on a yacht in a beautiful draft. Another she looked like she was in one of those owners boxes at
a sports game. And I feel like those are purposely put there to say, this is what I expect upper crust of society. She's either a real classy girl or really good with photo shots. So how do you step how do you step up to the plate with a girl like that? Well, you know, I wanted to show her that I am also so worthy. I'm in that same league. You know, I am just as much a cat. Sorry, Brooke is yawning while you're telling your story, So you got to get to the interesting part. Well, you know,
I figured a really nice steak restaurant. Okay, Okay, I paid for her uber. She accepted that. Well that's really nice. I never thought about somebody doing that before. They don't do that. Oh yeah, yeah, like paid for an uber to come get you. I mean I could see on the way home after you some of her. You need to change your dating profile picks Alexis. Okay, did she appreciate those gestures? She did? I mean she accepted it and she thanks me, which was nice. Okay, so, I mean,
you've got to be nervous. What was it like when you first saw her? Well, I was nervous. She was really pretty. She was wearing this gorgeous dress. I didn't know what to say to her, and I told her straight out. I was like, I don't know what to say to you. You are really pretty. Oh is that a good line, Alexis? Would that work on you? I don't. I like the guys are like a little hard to get, not like that. You know, I have like insults more
than that, unhealthy relationships. All right, Yeah, I think that's sweet. It's like awkward and earnest and people like that. Yeah. Yeah, How do I mean? How did it dinner go? After the disaster start? Dinner went fine. I paid for dinner, which I totally didn't mind during and then when I asked if she wanted to go grab dessert or do something afterwards, she said she couldn't. She had another appointment that night. Oh I got you another date? An appointment
at night? Do you believe it doesn't feel like something else is going on? It's a weird thing to say. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't know what was going on. Did you offer to pay for her next what her date was, Maybe that would have been the gentlemanly thing to do. I mean women like that. Maybe she was on some helicopter ride around the city or something. I don't know what she was doing. Well, you should have handed her a blank check and be like, whatever it is, it's
on me. I don't want to offend you here, but maybe a steakhouse and paying for the car is too boring for someone like her. Oh it's not classy enough. Yeah, maybe you should have taken her like a gold mine. I'm just already too nice. I think you guys don't make too much pressure, Like I think that she just is dating a ton had another date that night. She said thank you, like someone who would just mindlessly do that, like would expect it wouldn't probably even say thank you,
you know what I mean? She seemed very nice. You know, very few people like that are genuine on those apps. So she's seemed pretty genuine then, Or do you feel like, looking back on the night, there was any mistakes that you made or something that would have scared her off. Now, I honestly I think I was kind of perfect. Oh oh, well, that is quite the bold statement. Circus you're on the phone with us. Yeah, well, that's why I'm on the phone with you, guys. I don't know what the issue was.
I like the confidence you. Let's call Ashley in just a second here and ask her why would you turn down mister perfect. Yeah, we're gonna do it with your second date update right after this. Hold on second, we're in the middle of a second date update with Grant, who isn't really a man of words. He's a man of action. Yeah. Well, I mean it's good to be one because I neither. I'm just a man. But he's a man of action. That's why he paid for everything
at the steakhouse. With his date with Ashley. He even covered her uber coss and complimented her appearance by saying, I don't know what to say because you're so gush, darn beauty full it makes my mouth not work. I mean, it is kind of you know, Jose whispers that to me every single It doesn't. But Grant, we never really asked you about your dinner conversation while you sat down
with Ashley. What what did you guys talk about? We just talked about different kinds of things, you know, like things are experiences, we both had trying to impress her with my bougee life. Do you really have about aren't you just making this all up? Like you talked about things. I just can't get any fancier than that. I mean, she may not be calling you back because you just weren't yourself Like, yes, I mean you can't fake all
of this. I was just spicing up things I actually do and making them sound a little bit more exciting and extravagance. Okay, And for your information, I do have a piece of furniture. Yeah, it's a footstool from Neiman Marcus. You talked about woman ready to leave my husband. Right now, I think we've heard enough from mister perfect date. Yeah, you just need to call Ashley and see why she's not calling you back. I'm gonna dial it right now. Here we go, Hello, is this Ashley? This is Ashley?
Who's well if you couldn't tell, it's the Jeffrey from the Brook and Jeffrey in the morning radio show Morning in a Morning, Yeah, you can't recognize. Like once and it goes to what is this about? Yeah? There it is every always Okay, never mind. We I am lowly jeff and we do a very questionable segment on our show, trying to help out our listeners in the dating pool. Yeah, okay, okay, you were swimming in the same pool as one of
our listeners named Grant. You had to look down and read his name for well, I know him as mister Perfect, so I forgot his real name. Nice. Wait, so you you talked to Grant about our date mister Perfect. Yeah, we talked about the date. It's weird that he would talk to you about that. What was your first impression of Grant? Well, I well, first impression looked good, but like, I don't know, he's a little strange. You're intimidated by
his perfection? Is that what it is? Wow? I don't want someone perfect, but like someone that can at least conversation, you know. Okay, so you know you weren't enjoying the conversation with Grant. No, Well, he would do the thing where like would be talking and like he would just
go silent, like I didn't really understand. Yeah. Well, he mentioned that you were really beautiful, and he wasn't sure how to accurately describe your beauty, so he was at a loss for words in the middle of a conversation. Is at a loss for words? Is that what you're saying? It happens sometimes you catch a glimpse of somebody gorgeous and it takes the words right out of your mouth. Why do you think I haven't talked in thirty seconds?
I keep looking at Jail and did it feel like he was nervous and that's why he was struggling a little bit? No, just he would go quiet, like he's like, there's a really weird moment where like it got really awkward and we were just we were just staring at each other. Oh my god, I could feel that doesn't it doesn't like I don't know. He he pulls on his phone and goes, I have to double took my bank and then he like huh, styles the number and then there's like a lobot voice and you can hear
it you put it on speaker. It seemed like he did it on purpose and aunt yeah, and then like it was it was a lot of money. I don't know, sometime it would it would impress me, but like this really loud lobot echo throughout the restaurant and it was like, your current balance is something like fifty seven thousand dollars or something that sounds like a good thing. It sounds like she's not into him for money. Yes, I don't know.
He was acting like he's trying really hard to pick it off speaker, but it didn't look like he was trying that hard. Where's the butt? I can't find it? I turned the volume up. Well, actually he didn't tell us about any of that stuff with the bank and the voice. Um, and you know, maybe technology. You know, it's crazy right now. Sometimes it's hard to figure out, isn't that right, Brook? Like like phone calls to figure out. I don't like because Grant's actually on the other line
right now. And if I could figure out the stupid phone, I could talk to each other. Which button is it? Yeah? Hey, I'm here. Wait wait he's on the phone right now. Yeah, Oh my god, yeah I'm on the phone. I'm a little taking a back by what I'm hearing though. Were we even on the same date? What did you not do that, Grant? Did you not call the bank? Okay, that was taken a little bit out of context. Like the bank called what contacts? Like the bank called me
and I tell you your total? I you know, I tried. I tried to turn off the phone and I put it on speaker phound by accident, you know, like you were putting the volume upon. I couldn't figure out how to hang it up, so I was, you know, I was looking volume up to try and turn it off. I'm with you. Whenever they took the home button off the iPhone, I've been completely lost. You don't know how many times I emergency dial Gant. She's telling me the
best thing ever. She's like, hey, I didn't care what was in your bank account, Like why didn't you just own up to what you did? You know when it was announced, you know, not that I meant for it to be at all, But when it was announced, people looked kind of kind of intrigued. They're like, oh, yeah, here's a lot of money. Is guy's a baller? I am a baller. So and you say people were intrigued, Ashley, were you one of those people? No, you look ridiculous.
I don't know what you were trying. I do, Grant, Yeah, I think you have to be honest with Ashley and with all of us. Did you bring up the bank statement on purpose or was that really an accident? It's like, duh, Okay, fine, Yeah, I kind of brought it up on purpose, But that's not that's irrelevant. That doesn't matter to the situation. Why what do you not have? Do you feel like you don't have enough to bring to the table unless it's money. Like, she liked you. She wanted to know who you are,
not not how much money you have. You know, she just emanated this like glorious beauty and class, and I wanted to show I was in that range. Yeah. I think what it really comes down to is Grant really likes you and is really nervous and kind of intimidated by you, so he doesn't know what to say and may have transferred his entire savings into his checking just for you. Oh wait a minute, now, that's not completely true. He had to keep a ten dollar ballots in the
savings to make sure that. Yeah, but uh oh man, Ashley, we would like to send you and Grant out on another date and you don't have to worry about money at all because we'll pay for it. Yeah. And if you're wondering, Ashley, what I'm gonna use that money on, I'm actually saving up for a porch right now. Pretty nice fun She does that she still don't get it, but jeff and I care. Yeah. Actually, if you don't say yes to this date, some people in this room
are going to steal it. Fine. I mean he's gonna have zero money in the bank, but he'll be driving a nice car. What do you say? First of all, I wasn't wondering. Yeah, I don't know. You just don't seem to understand. So it's going to be enough for me. Yeah, I mean I should repeat it's a really nice Porsche. Did the second time when you over Ashley? No? Yeah, you could be on a porch with a bunch of gift cards that we give you. Yeah. No, I won't have any money for gas, but I guess who cares?
You get some cute picks in it. Yeah, if you're driving around a porse like it doesn't matter how far you go, like you own a porch. That should be their new tagline on a train and Jeffrey in the Morning, Man, how sad of a world that we live in now, where if you're bad at dating, money can't even get you a second dick that you're just gonna say that everyone assumes that women want money, which isn't true. Jeffrey second art. They happened to the early two thousands, where
money could buy you anything in anyone that you wanted. Now, my aunt Pat hasn't only fans account, so I can't even get her a decent haunt could gift anymore herself. Is that what you're saying? You could subscribe to her channel, that'd be a nice gift. I can't even afford that. It's just it's sad that you can't buy people's love anymore. That's the true but depressing lesson that. At least I've learned. I think you're being sarcastic, but sometimes I wonder. I
don't know, I'm yeah, I wonder too. I wonder are people getting too principled now? Or is everybody rich except me? Oh? Praul well questions. You know, Gas is definitely not as rich as you. Yeah, but you can also still buy my love. All right, Well, maybe there is hope out there. And if you want a little bit of hope, email the show. We'll call the person who wasn't calling you back.