Second Date Update: Blackout Drunk Shuttlecock

happy to be here. Okay, yeah, well did you have a good It sounds like you had a great Halloween party, So you know, it's a bit complicated. There were good things, they were a bad thing, Okay, Okay, So I met this really hot girl, her name was Lexi at a Halloween party. Hot girl's name is Alexei, and that's my ex girlfriend's name is the hot name. You know what was the scariest thing about the house party? Honestly, it

was the parking situation. Wait, but I will say that can be a pain when you're at a house party residential streets. It was like almost impossible to find a spot. It took me literally forever, but you know, being the genius I was. I was dressed as a shuttlecock, you know, like the thing from Batman, from Badminton. It's it's feathery, it's like a wow. It was a huge like white hula hoop on the bottom, and I wore like a

red cap on my head. That that was one of the worst decisions in my life, just driving with that. You were driving it, you put it once you get there, but even then maneuvering through doorways, like the whole thing sounds awesome for a picture, and then beyond that the functionality very love. I can tell about your costume choice that you weren't planning on trying to hook up with somebody. Nah, I did not think that was in the cards. You know, Like I parked far away and just even walking there

that wasn't easy. But you know, so I got there and you know, like it's a dark house, like there are lights and stuff and that, but I can't really see and I'm tripping, and you know, there are some people on the streets that I know we're also going there, and like at one point I fell over and they started they tried to roll me entrance. Okay, now that we know what you were dressed as in the parking situation, tell us a little bit about Lexie. How did you

two end up meeting? All right? So, like I get there and there are people dancing around and stuff, and then it's almost like a freaking movie. Like through the thick of the fog, I see this beautiful girl. She's dressed as a shotgun wedding, which I thought was hilarious. It was like like a tight white dress and she had balloon underneath to make it look like she was preggers, and yeah, a nerf gun. Wow this idea. So how

did you approach this fake pregnant woman? So? Oh yeah, I was trying to think of like what my move would be, and I saw there were like a bunch of candy rappers just on the floor, naturally, so I tried to do it as like this joke. I'd smoothly walked over to her and I was like, hey, so you woke some candy and I held out a bunch of empty rappers. Did you do it with that weird voice? Like you get action between the costume and that is? I mean, you went through with that idea. Yeah, and

also I definitely used the voice. The voice is the secret. That's how you get Okay, that shows you're not taking yourself seriously. What was Lexi's response. We both started laughing and stuff, and then she was like, oh, so if you can find me a Reese's Peanut butter cup, like, oh, give you a reward. So I was like, bet, you know this is my mission now. Yeah, there's probably a candy bowl. Yeah, you know those are always eaten. First, I was walking around just trying to find any Reese's

Cups I could. I walk over like some of the Harley Quinns at the party that were like for them, and so I asked them and no luck. But then eventually some dude dressed as a zombie just handed me like a whole bunch, had like pockets full of them. He was Teams the Reese's zombie, so he helped me out there, zombie, okay, okay, So what was your reward when you got her her Reese's cup? So okay. It should also be mentioned, just for the sake of story,

I was drinking a lot. Yeah, here we go, it's a party, So I go back and I give her the cups and she's really really stoked, and she tells me your name, it's Lexcy, and you know, we started to hang out. We had a good time, all right. The Reese's Peanut butter cups unlocked the door. Yeah, I would say, yes too, better than flowers. Pay attention, gentlemen. Yeah, so what happened? So we had kind of like a

best case worst case scenario happening here. Okay, we started making out, and you know, we both wanted, you know, a little bit more to happen. But right, I'll be honest. We had some costume difficulties and it didn't go too perfectly. Okay, I mean it's it's amazing you could even reach her lips with the yeah contraption around you. We were also both just a tad but hammered, and I can't remember too many of the details. Yea, So did the hook up end up happening or no? No, not really, nothing

beyond making out. But I did end up getting her number from a friend of mine who also knew her. But I've gotten us in no response, absolute ghost Like, how did the night end for you? So? I definitely remember falling down a couple of times. Oh, no, and I woke up in bed the next morning. Okay, so I'm just worried that you were maybe reading this wrong because she's not the one that gave you her number.

You know, I've made out with tons of different dudes at parties, zero intention of either hooking up or ever wanting to see them again. We all, we know it may have been Brooke that you were making out. You don't remember anything, but I want to help you, Andrew, finish what you started that night. Okay, we're gonna play a song. We'll come back. Brook's gonna go out and grab some Reese's Peanut butter cups in the lobby just in case we have to help the situation. I'm not lying.

I got a secret drawer. Okay, go to the secret drawer. We're gonna come back and try and get you your second date update with Lexi. All right, thank god? All right, hold on. They say the key to a woman's heart is to make her laugh, but the key to a woman's kiss is to hand her a Reese's Peanut buttercup. Oh yeah, is that me? Because one of our listeners, Andrew met a woman named Alexei at a Halloween party recently, and she told him if he could find her a Reese's,

she'd give him a little reward. Oh. So he did, and they tried hooking up, but had some costume challenges, you know, Plus there was alcohol involved, so it was kind of fuzzy for Andrew remembering how this all ended. We're going to do our best though, to help get him another date. And Brooke, I just gotta say, you don't seem as invested as you normally do in these things, Like did the shuttlecock outfit turn you off? Or what's going on? I just think he may be misreading the

whole vibe. Right. He hunted down a recess for her, Brook, What more do you want from this guy? Usually if it's a one night stand, you're like, whoa, I you know, I'm all for one night stands and fun. But like, I don't think she wanted it. I don't know, Yes I do. She just wanted the candy and was like, ah, I don't kiss him, like I'll make out with him a little bit satisfy the dude, Like she didn't even give him her number. Andrew, was that the vibe that

you were getting that she just wanted candy from you honestly. No, we were really having a good time. Yes we were a little tipsy, Yes, Candy was involved, but she seemed to really like me, and I genuinely liked her. Okay, okay, I beleive you. We'll find out. Yeah, okay, maybe eat some more chocolate and get you in a better mood because we need to make this phone call. Now shake it off. You're ready, Yeah, I'm ready. All right. Remember we're on Andrew's side. I know I'm not against him. Okay,

you're just not really all that. And I love his costume idea. Yeah, you know, I like overly complicated, like ridiculous things to wear. I'm Halloween. Okay, so she almost gave you a compliment. You should feel good about that. I'll take it. I'm gonna dial Alexei's phone number. We're gonna trying to get your second date up day. You ready? Oh yeah, all right? Man, here we go. Hello. Hey,

I'm looking for Alexei. Yeah is it? Hey? My name's Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How are you doing? Um? Wait? What from a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, And oh wow, Yeah, someone was impressed by Morning Radio. Okay, we do a podcast too, but uh, we're doing something right now called a second Date Update, where we help our listeners reach out after usually a date. But I guess you didn't go out on a date with this guy. Um,

what's his name? His name's Andrew. Andrew. You may remember him as like shuttlecock guy. Yeah, you met at a Halloween party and he was dressed as like a bad mitten birdie. Yes, oh oh oh that is fine. You asked him to go find a Reese's peanut butter cup for you. Okay, triggered the memories there, It is that we have a good story coming. Yeah. Well, I don't know do you remember him, because it sounds like you may not remember the night very well. Yeah. Yeah, you

know it was a crazy night. You know, it's Halloween. We were all drinking. Uh. Yeah, I briefly remember asking a guy for races. Yeah. That guy has a name, and it's Andrew. Yeah. He said he got your number from like a friend of yours or something. Yeah. Okay, yeah, and so Andrew told us all about the night, at least the parts that he remembers, because, like you said, you guys were all drinking, and he's just wondering if something went wrong or if not, if you guys can

see each other again. Did he tell you anything else? He told us that you made out. Oh yeah, yeah. But um, so we were making out, and you know, we wanted to kind of be in a private area, so we went to his car. Okay, not like an upstairs bedroom. Okay, both people with large things around them getting into a car. How did that work? It was? It didn't work. I love how like a drug guy couldn't figure out how to get his costume just off, Like can't you just take that part off to get

into the car? That's exactly it, Like, that's the thing. We were so drunk we couldn't figure out how to get his thing off. So awkward. So I'm just picturing the two of you now in the back of the car, just like mangled outfits, unable to touch. It got really awkward and I had to climb up inside his costume, like, like, I guess that's one way to do it earlier. That's amazing you actually did that. You dem to make this happen clearly, well, you were trying to take it off, right,

You weren't climbing up there to be sexy. Well, I wanted to get what I wanted to get, Okay, I hope no one walked by the car. So in the back of his car you climb up inside of his costume. Now he looks pregnant. What's going on next? Through his hula hoop? And then he's not ready and I'm like what he's okay, yeah, okay. So then then you, I mean, that's quite the crawl of shame. Then you walk back your house and you tell him what, like, what are you even say? Tunnel? That's what a crazy story. But

I don't think Andrew even knows that happened. Yeah, because how would he not know because he didn't really doesn't tell us that, not the car, or he didn't tell us that because it's embarrassing. The embarrassing Well, yeah, let's true. Let's ask if he remembers, Andrew, do you remember any of this happening? So? Uh well, first off, high lex nice to how from again? Yeah, Lexie, I need to let you know that Andrew's been listening this entire time. You want to My God, You're good. I didn't really

remember that bit. I mean, once you started telling it, it started coming back. But I don't think one broken should you know, nigate want to be a very happy Just shouldn't say broken broken It wasn't even there. Yeah, at least to blame somewhere else, man like on the alcohol or something. Yeah, mistakes were made, That's all I can say. I'm more than just a pretty face and a shuttlecock costume. I can't. I do other stuff, you know, I snowboard, I you know all of the Sopranos. Hey

are you reading her? You're dating bio right now? Is that what you're doing? I'm tuning my shot. You know, she she doesn't even know me. She just knows me as some dude in a Batman costume. I want her to know me. Okay, didn't even know his name. Guy, she didn't remember. There's definitely only up to go from that experience that you had with him, exactly. I mean, Lexie, what do you think like? He likes the Sopranos? Do

you like the Sopranos? Are you into snowboarding? I like the Sopranos, but I don't like snowboarding, So it's half at half. There's probably more options. What else you got Andrew? Come on, would it help if I did a Tony soprano impressions Tony sopranos on Brooks like Hall pass lists. Come on, it's not I kind of want to hear the sopranos and the old days they're gone? Was it? The old days are gone? Andrew? What I really think you need to do is ask Lexei out in an

Italian voice? How would Tony soprano ask a lady out? Take you down to a l treer you can get and he sort of shoulder you want and he's sort of sandwich and you know, maybe you can go down to the construction shod and not do a little extra building. I don't know. Wow, do you want to check out his meatballs? Lexi? Is it? Oh? My goodness? I mean he's a man of many talents, Lexi. Is he sounds fun,

doesn't he? I mean, at this point, we would love to offer to send you guys out on another date, and we will pay for it only under one condition. Oh that he bring Reese's peanut butter cup. All right, Tony soprano, Tony soprano, you got some Rees's hookups? Oh? I got Reci's hook up? That guy all congratulations? You. You got a second day. Thank you, thank you. Oh my god, you overcame everything. I'm just gonna say that, Okay, Andrew, I'm an underdog, I'm a fighter. I gotta do what

I gotta do. Okay, gotta do what you gotta do. Get a second dated Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,