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Second Date Update: Beauty and the Playboy

Nov 08, 202117 min
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In today's Second Date we're learning a new trick to pull on the ladies.... And you know it's credible, because it comes from a guy who calls himself Playboy Mark...

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Second date. Meeting new people to date now is harder than it's ever been. Well, the music makes it sound hopeful, and even with the dating acts, which are supposed to make things easier and more accessible for you, just end up stressing you out and disappointing you till you find yourself binge eating Hostess cupcakes by yourself at three am in your apartment. Right alexis yeah, ye swipe and left left left left yeah yeah? Oh? Abs do is speed

up rejection? Y swiped on left? Thank you. That's why I was really intrigued when one of our listeners sent us an email bragging that he has a dating life hack that helps him to meet women. Okay, I know I want to hear about it. His name's playboy Mark. What's upoy? Mark? Hey? Hey, what's going on? Everybody? That was the bad? Hey? After the Playboy Mark comment? Is your last name marks? E? Mark? If you wanted to know Mark? E? Mark? Oh? Mark? And I thought you

guys would catch that my dad. Okay, Well, we'll get to what your life hack is for dating in just a second, But first tell us about the woman that you met. What's her name? Bianca? The beautiful? Is that what you always call her to her face too. Yeah, but I'm trying not to use it too much because it gives a little cornio. Okay, yeah, if aware, That's exactly what I was wondering. You don't want to compliment them too much because they get too confident and then

they'll reject you. So just sprinkle in the compliments they did. All of a sudden, they step up on the guys that they date and they don't want you anymore. You know. So you like Bianca because she's beautiful, I mean, did you have another connection with her? Well before we get in, before we get into Bianca the beautiful, I'm interested in the life hack. So what what is your life hack for dating? I'm not sure if I love, if I wanted to share a guy, well, you sent it in

an email, so you better do it. Put it in the tea? Is that a threat? Are you worried that people will judge you? Or you worried that people will steal your life? Hat? I just don't want Yeah, I don't a little bit of both. Let's go with that. I think people are gonna judge you a little bit, and I don't want them to steal it. Okay, I guess I can reveal it to you. Guys. We're all family here, right, nobody's going to hit it. My mom listens a lot, Okay. So basically I use Facebook Marketplace. Oh,

it's like the new Craigslist. Yeah, and I like to go in there and I look for women who are selling their wedding dresses because you know, obviously they may be single. Really, I think that is obviously they're married and don't need the dress anymore. Well, you know, you gotta do a little intail you do have. Then I reach out and let them know that I'm interested and let them know that I'm looking for my sister. So you stop their Facebook page to make sure they're single. First.

We're not going to use words like stop, Okayually, yeah, you want to find out how sad and low they are in their life, Like, can't I jump on them? At this point? It does feel like you're picking up the wounded animal of the pack. I mean, no, we're gonna say I specialize in emotional fulfillment. All right. So are you saying that's how you met Bianca through the

Facebook Marketplace wedding dress? Yes? I did. I reached out to her and I felt interest that I wanted to purchase the dress, and we actually met a bit of coffee shop and I purchased the dress. Oh, you actually bought it. Do you have a closet full of wedding gap? Okay, let's not putting any secrets out right now. Real anyway, I bought the dress, but she didn't leave right away. You sat down and we actually had some coffee and kind of had it. We kind of hit it off. Nice. Wow,

Let's say listen, Bianca really enjoying your company. I love to have a date, a real date, and I mean from the looks of it and the energy that I felt, Hey, I thought it was a goal. Oh okay, so does that mean it wasn't a goal? I mean I haven't heard from the lady said on the date. At any point when you were at the coffee shop with Bianca, did you talk about her like romantic situation? Do you know if she's divorced or or the wedding never happened? Yeah,

maybe it wasn't her dress. Did you get the background? She's recently divorced um and she was just looking for someone like myself, you know, someone who's full of energy, outgoing and could really help her get her mind off that, or to buy the dress. I thought it was somebody to date, but maybe it was just to buy the dress. But I mean, I haven't heard from her sip. Yeah, I don't know if it was something I said, or maybe I put something in my coffee one of the

ingredients that she didn't like. I don't know what. Maybe it was too many sugars, too many cream Okay, I don't drink guys that use two packs. I've heard that before. It seemed like a little bit like a smooth talker Playboy Mark. And maybe when you first reached out to her, she thought she was getting this really sweet guy who's looking out for his sister, and then boom, she met Playboy Mark and that was not what she was expecting. I am a sweet guy. I believe it when you

say it. I mean it's worked over half a dozen times in the past year. I mean, wow, wow, I think I got it down to a spine. So you you have no idea what I'm me wrong. I thought we hit it off. I mean we smiled together as we walked out of the coffee shop. I took a deep breath. I almost felt like I met the one. Whoa, whoa. I feel like that's a big statement coming from you, my friend. Yeah, taking the Playboy out of your name. Yeah, it was gonna be done with the dresses, you know,

it was gonna be done. No more room in this closet here. Okay, I believe this is a different version of twenty seven dresses. So let's see what Bianca has to say. We're gonna play a song, we'll come back, we'll call, or we'll try and get your second date outdate. Okay, all right, brother, thank you? All right. Hold on, ladies, are you feeling sad and lonely after your recent divorce? Do you wish that some hunky guy would come along and offer to buy your old wedding dress from you

and then sweep you off your feet? You need to talk to play Boy and Mark. Okay, his entire life hack for meeting women is to find the hot single ones selling their old wedding gowns on Facebook Marketplace, slide into their dms, and slowly turn them from divorce into de voice. Bay still wants it, and that's how Mark ended up meeting Bianca, who we're about to call here, but before we do that. You told us that you've used the strategy like about half a dozen times in

the last year. How many of those encounters end up turning into like actual dates or relationships for you? All right, you guys getting into specifics and numbers. I'm not sure if I wouldn't reveal all Okay, can you just not count that high as that? Yeah? Yeah, But if I was to say I'm betting around, which I think is pretty good, I got an average bro, I would have you on my fantasy team, if you know, if I had.

Do you think there's any chance that Bianca found out that was like the whole ploy and it was a turn off for her? I hope not, and I would hope you guys would not tell her either. Oh so maybe don't introduce you as Playboy Mark. Just Mark. This is one girl, Mark, Yeah, monogamous Mark. I like the Playboy. I like that really sounds good. Now okay, I think I'm just gonna call you Mark when we dial her up. But here we go, Okay, all right, I'm in a dollar number right now here we go. Hello, Hey, is

this Bianca? This is she Bianca aka Bianca the Beautiful? Um, Hi, Hi, Who'm I'm talking to you. You're talking to the morning radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. Um, okay, how can I help you? We want to help you get back together with one of the coolest guys that we've ever met before. His name's Mark, otherwise known as playboy Mark. Oh my goodness, yes, I know who you're talking about. Wait. I thought that was a nickname that Jeffrey gave him.

I didn't come up with that. He signed his email with Playboy Mark. That didn't sound like a good reaction from you. Listen, that date was different, so um yeah, oh, but you considered a date too. In a sense. We met it like a coffee shop. I put my wedding dresses actually up and he said he was finding it for a sister. Yeah. Yeah. We actually talked to him before this, and he told us the whole story about Oh wait wait wait you talk to him before this?

What is what is this going on? I'm confused because yeah, he hit us up and he wanted to know how he could get back in touch with you because your hang out for him went so well, Like he really liked you. I mean, don't get me wrong, very likable guy. I'm not even gonna lie very likable guy. That's good. Are you single? Yeah, yeah, I'm single. I've been divorced not too long. Um, so you know, I was kind of looking forward to kind of just hang it out.

But the issue was the aftermath of the day. The aftermath tell me how you would feel, right, So the whole thing was me selling him my wedding dress for his sister. Yeah. Well, after a couple of days, he's not even a week later, I'm back on Facebook and he has reposted the dress, trying to sell it and selling it for way more than when I gave it to him. It was like almost double what I gave it to him for. So at this point it was kind of like, okay, so are you a scam artist?

Or like what was the purpose? So I gotta say that's an unfair judgment, Like what if he brought it back to his sister and it didn't fit his sister or his sister didn't like it, Like why would that matter to you if he was reselling it? Well, to me, it's given scam artists and that's just how I took it. So I don't know, like I just I mean, maybe he didn't want to tell you though, because he was worried that, like you'd be insulted that his sister didn't

like the dress. Or it's kind of harsh to just assume that he's a scam artist. I mean, would a scam artist be waiting quietly on the line want to talk the line, Yeah, quietly wanting to talk to you this entire time, because that's what he's doing. Oh my god, scam really? Yeah? Because what would make you take the dress? And like you didn't. You didn't even say anything to me about the dress didn't fit or she didn't like it or final love. I didn't think that had anything

to do with you. You've got your paper I to have mine, all sales or finals out what you said to me, That transaction is over. I was trying to make another transaction, if you know what I mean, I don't give what you mean. Are you talking like is that an analysia or as? Are you talking about literally flipping the dress for more money? We need to ask you directly, did you bring it to your sister and

she didn't like it or what happened with the dress. Well, necessarily listen, guys, I don't want to reveal too much about myself. But I'm a physically responsible guy. Okay, I just utilized the dress as a way to get some money to take you out on a date. He's thinking of you, I was thinking of you. I mean, it is pretty poetic that like your divorced wedding dress would then pay for a new date. Oh man, yeah, playboy bark just became poetic, mark, isn't It's a thought that counts, Lady.

I mean, come on, he's like he acts like he's just too cool. It's like all these little lines of stuff that he has, like but then it was like he was just so full of himself. He's confident. I come on, do you want a guy who doesn't think he's a nice working guy or a cream of the crop, because if that's me, I mean, it does come off as a little cheesy. M one. Hey, were you guys gonna have that opinion? I haven't got any of the complaints from the other ladies, and I've made those just

transactions the ladies, That's what I'm talking. So you're a roundheads for selling trusts from the ladies and and and what like, what is your whole what I mean? Okay, okay, listen, guy, I wasn't side. It's the side hustle. I mean, come on, but now I'm a side hustle. You told me that this was for your sister. I mean, this is somebody's sister, somebody. I love it because it gives me money. So you did this whole thing from money. Like you, you weren't

even interested in me. Hey, I wasn't sure based off your Facebook photo if I was going to be interested. But I swear you were so much better in person. I was just blown away. You find need to take that photo down on Facebook. That's not a compliment, March. No, I thought I thought two ladies wanted to honest. No, no, you we don't want opinions here. That was pure tois That wasn't honesty. Yeah, I just said you look beautiful in person, and this is sea. That was still rude. See.

I think a lot of women get intimidated when they be a guy that smooth, intimidated by something scis work. I think we are just pretty smart. Yeah, moo condition, I'd love to take you out with this dress. Money Playboy, Mark, mister Mark, marky Mark, whatever it is that you want to call you someth I think I'm good. That's well, if you won't take his money for the day, you could take our money and we'll send you out on

the day and hustling all over again. Well, as long as they're not a playboy in the beginning of their name, I think that will work. Oh no, we're not setting you up with anyone else. There was another date with Mark? Oh god, I mean okay, so I here, we just put mister Mark in front. That works. Mister playboy Mark. Now you're that's got a ring to its Playboy Mark, Are you done buying wet and dresses? Some women like? Are you done with that? If you're going to give

me a shot, I'll definitely consider it's not very trustworthy Mark. Yeah, yeah, okay, sorry, playboy Mark. Doesn't sound like we're gonna get a date for you. We try, I gotta say, And Mark, do you at least have any like fish on the reel right now? Anybody? Any prospects that you're looking at I will not like to reveal all. In other words, broken Jeffrey in the morning. To be your best every day,

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