I feel like today is really what people will do for love type of day. Oh yeah, we're going to do a brand new Second Date episode. And the guy on the phone, I can't believe he's willing.
To share this story, but he is. He is in exchange for our help. It's definitely humiliating when people are willing to do that for us. Thank you. Yeah, we're gonna love this.
I can't wait to read your comments. Let's start with what you see from yesterday.
Yes, Robert Reyes said, I listen to you guys every morning.
You're like my best friends. Not sure who should be more depressed about that? Oh, Robert, Oh.
I got excited. I got a new friend.
Yeah, come on, I just bought us BFF necklaces, Robert. Anymore, that's when your new episode started.
Right now, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second Date updates.
Broke in the history of doing this segment, what is the biggest disaster date you ever remember?
Hearing from a listener? Oh, that's a big question.
I know, I know.
Good poopy and accident in the back of a cap Oh, do you guys remember that one behind.
A tree and apart.
That's the one that I remember, yeah, this.
Was there was too much alcohol. Yes, yes, I feel like this was before my time, Yes, decade ago, and it traumatized this year.
It stuck with.
Me to the day.
A lot of like bodily functions involved in terrible disaster dates on this show.
It's like the worst nightmare of.
Any Well, we have a guy on the phone who thinks he may take the crown for the new number one most embarrassing date of all time. His name is Nick, and let's welcome him to the show for this moment.
Nick, how you doing, man?
Oh, I'm good. I mean I'm okay. How are you? Good morning?
Hopefully hopefully we made you feel better.
But with those two stories, because you're like, it can't be that bad, right, this one's pretty if it.
Involves any bathroom hang up?
Now, Yeah, whatever is going on, let's start from the beginning of the story.
At least. What's the name of the girl that you met?
Yeah, her name's Crystal. I met her on a dating app. Okay, we went to the Zoo Lights. I mean we had to fine Christmas light.
Yes, everyone should do that. It's a really fine walk through.
I like the Zoom Dark personally, but that's.
Okay, day the zoo lights go bad.
You know, they have some like mold wine and kids around. Mold wine is ali wine, mold m you l l e.
Ed mold mold Yeah I heard m O l D.
I mean I would drink.
That too, Yeah you would, Okay a little more, but yeah, so tell us how zoo lights went, Nick.
I mean, we definitely had some drinks, you know, and we hit it off great. But the thing was just like only one bathroom there.
Oh no, I don't like where this is going.
This is the embarrassing part.
Uh uh.
They're like all the way in the back. Then the bathroom's like all the way in the front.
Oh, you're in the back of the zoo and you have to go all the way to the front to get.
Right right, and it's kind of like raining hard, and my body's like telling them, like, yo, dude, you gotta go man, oh no number one or two or no no, if we need that.
Although I mean the animals in the zoo can go wherever they want, I'm sure no human policy has to be similar. Why can't you just do it in the middle of the pathway and be like, I think we're rafts, got it?
It's a point there must be an incredible pooper scooper at.
They'd be used to elephants. So what happens?
So, like I'm asking the employees, I'm like, hey, man, where's the bathroom? Where's the bathrooms? Like twenty minutes? That way, twenty minutes.
I'm like, you know, like twenty minutes.
Like dude, I gotta go, Like I gotta go now. I'm not gonna make it in twenty minutes.
Yeah.
Wait, and is your day still with you or have you left her, like back at a table or something.
No, no, no, she's like looking for me, helping me.
Oh no, both trying to track on the bathroom for you.
And you're trying to be cool but you can't, right, trying to play it off. But we find an employee bathroom, right, and then I just tell her like, hey, just wait right here and I'll be right back. But I don't know if she heard me, because once I went, it was gnarly. And then when I came out the bathroom, I saw her just standing in the bathroom and I'm like, whoa, Like you were here the whole time, like you she.
Was like right outside the stall.
She was by the sink and her eyes were like big, you know, and I'm just like, what are you doing it?
Horrified?
My god, I don't know what's going on all of it.
Why was she in there?
She goes, oh, I didn't want to get caught by the employee standing outside the.
Bathroom actually, instead of being out there lingering.
I'm just like, oh my god, dude, I really just like.
That's something like.
You have to be married for ten years to be No, nope, not even then then if you want your marriage to last. I'm sorry. I know people have different opinions, but I say that's a hard No eating.
Lunch on the toilet, that's okay with your partner there, ye sure?
Oh no, I mean she like said like she covered it years, but I'm just like, you know, she was trying to make me feel better, like look at the lights or shape like a tiger, and I'm just like you just heard me. I mean, did you could be.
The hottest guy in the world. That's really yeah, sound okay.
But here this it even gets crazier. Watch like we start leaving right and we're like heading back to the house or whatever. I'm dropping her off, and to make things worse, I got to stop and go again to the bath.
On the drive home, you had to pull.
Over, yes, and then I told her don't follow me in this time?
Did That's pretty funny.
I don't know. I was just out the door. I was just like I had to get out of here.
Like, oh no, oh wow, sounds like you maybe had a nervous tummy issue.
Yeah. Yeah, I mean you weren't lying when you said that could be the number one disaster date story.
So hard to recover from.
I did you even ask, like if there was a kiss or a plan for a second date.
Yeah, you know what, I didn't even go in for the hug when we said goodbye. I just felt back. You had to like him go or that?
Oh yeah, yeah.
But she's a good person for trying to make you feel better, you.
Know what I mean.
Like she was quiet after Yeah, mock you mercilessly like we would have.
Yeah.
I like that about her. You know that's why we hit it off. That I just I feel awkward and maybe it's in my head. I don't know.
Yeah, it's in a string of restrooms leading from the zoo back to your house.
So you poor thing?
Okay? Yeah?
Man, I mean sometimes you send a tone like you may be bathroom boy to her and her friend group right now and you'll never recover.
Yeah, that makes me so awase. I really hope she's not calling me basking boy with We hope.
That too, and bathroom boy would be the nicest I would have got a lot more brutal than that.
Let's find out what nickname she actually uses when we call it Crystal in just a few minutes here and try and get you your second date update.
I don't really know if that's the goal, guy.
Maybe it's not your goal, but it's our goal when we do the second date update next.
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second Date Update.
If you're just joining us for the second date update, Let's hit the highlights of Nick's first date with Crystal. There's one they went to Zoo Lights together.
That's a highlight.
It's pretty much all the highlights.
She was really kind yes.
And the glowing tiger. There was a glowing tiger that was kind of cool.
Yeah, he didn't see it, but she did.
The low lights include a very embarrassing bathroom incident where Crystal witnessed more than she probably wanted to inside of an employee restaurant witnessed she got.
The whole thing.
If you have to say, I covered my ears after.
That's really all that needs to be said, I think. And there was a second bathroom stop on the drive home.
Luckily she did not attend that one.
As far as we know.
Anyway, It's been two weeks and while Nick's body has finally settled down, his mind is going crazy wanting another chance, Right Nick, Yeah.
I mean all I can think about is like, why did I do this? And how did I screw it up? Childe?
But the thing is none of it's your fault. It's a situation that's a problem, like your body.
Just do you guys, think like it's this doesn't work out, I could do like an awkward Tuesday thing or do the zoo or something.
Do the zoo for you. Not being able to get to.
The bathroom in time, they should have more bathroom.
Probably been a lot of kids that have also gone all over the place.
That's a good point.
It's like the only time in my life, I seriously wish I just like had old man diapers.
No that smell. No, No, you imagine the dinner table.
You can always do it on a future date. Don't quit on ourselves, Nick, I'm in a dollar number right now. Hello.
Hi is this Crystal?
Yes it is Hey Crystal. This is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Hi Crystal, good morning shows here.
Okay, I know it's probably weird that we're reaching out to you out of the blue, but we're doing something called a second date update.
Okay, why because one.
Of our listeners said they went out on a very interesting date with you about two weeks ago.
They said, embarrassing.
Well they trying to sugarcoat it.
I mean she knows a zoo lights date with a guy named Nick.
Oh my god.
Appropriate response. Oh he told us everything, I think.
Wow, I'm sorry.
Why would he tell you that?
I mean, that's kind of how this works. We asked Nick to give us some details about your hangout so we could kind of how it went. Yeah, but that was kind of how we responded to when we heard it. But we were curious to hear your take on the night.
Oh god, well, just start with how it started. I mean, were you excited about Nick? Can we start? I mean I want to start with the good stuff, right.
Sure, you don't want to get right to the bathroom, park.
Brook, No, I just feel like if we're going to set him up for success and we have to remind her that at some point, I think you probably liked him.
Right, remember the good times?
Yeah, I was excited about the date. It was a cute, little wholesome date we were going on. And then it just kind of took a turn.
Yeah, turn right through that employee only or can I ask though? Can I just ask for quick why after you maybe heard what was happening in the stall, did you not just run out of the bathroom and like act like you.
Were never in there?
You know.
I think I was just kind of in shock.
Oh is that bad?
Like I had gone into the bathroom because I didn't want to get caught by the employees. I didn't want us to get kicked out. I didn't think what was gonna happen was going to happen.
Sure, And it's probably like witnessing a car accident where it's horrifying, but at the same time you can't look away.
Yeah, all of traffic comes to it crawls.
Okay.
I mean that's what we thought is this must be the reason that you haven't been staying in contact with Nick after your hangout.
Yeah, I mean, like, I know it's not his fault, but I can't get.
That out of my mind. Yeah.
Oh man, Yeah, okay, I mean that's understandable. Yeah, which is they always ay first impressions, and that's unfortunately his.
Impression.
Not to shock you with any more crazy information, but I do need to let you know that Nick has been listening to this phone call on the other line, waiting to jump in and surprise you.
This time.
You're joking.
No, unfortunately, Nick, are you there?
Hey, what's up? It's bathroom boy?
Come on, dude, what are you doing?
You're like making this way worse for yourself.
I mean, Nick, you feel bad that's happened.
Of course I feel bad. I thought that we had a connection. I just had like a bathroom emergency. I mean, look at it like this. What if the roles were reversed and you went to the bathroom and it's like, you don't even have to really go to the bathroom. You can make all the noise that I'd still be attracted to you.
What are you doing, hypothetical?
Are you actually suggesting that this happens even the score.
I'm just trying to get us back on track.
You know what, that's not the way that good. I mean, maybe lets you.
But the better idea, Crystal, right, is like maybe we can forget this happened and start fresh.
I don't know, it's up to Crystal which one she prefers. Crystal, I mean, guy, it's like.
This whole thing could have just been between me and Nick.
And now it's on the radio.
Like, I just don't understand why you thought it would be better.
To bring this.
Thing to public space. Like, I'm just this is weird.
This is weird because you weren't answering him, Crystal.
So I didn't know what to do. Yeah, how'd you get some professional help?
And it shows, doesn't it show Crystal that he's he's a guy who's willing to be vulnerable and share embarrassing stuff with other people, Like you want that in a person and a partner, right.
I mean, Crystal, just hearing all this, I'm thinking a little bit is kind of on you. Did you not offer him toilet paper underneath the stall?
If you're going to be.
In there being supportive, you should have really support him.
That is true, though she did help you locate the bathroom.
Yeah, you're still not even talking anymore.
Yeah, no, Chris, are you still there?
You know I'm still here. I'm just wondering if this is like a real thing, Like, is this really happening right now?
Yeah, you're just as much shocked as if you were standing in that bathroom all over again.
You don't know what to say, even more shocking. This is like top tier radio for us. This is a great segment.
Is that because I don't think your show's doing that well?
Okay, this is what we're bringing, Like, maybe this will be your memory now instead of that other memory.
You know, Yes, because we're already at the ultimate low point of this relationship. There's only upwards to go from here. Yeah, And that type of optimism is what I hope influences you to say yes when I offer to send you to out on another date. But before we get your answer, Crystal, Nick, do you have any any last words that you want to share?
Well, you know, I do want to say, Crystal, when I went to the bathroom the second time, it was a lot less narlier than the first time. It's just when I went the first time, it was just I was like holding it in for a while, no more details.
Why would you give what that was an aberration, Crystal.
Going forward, it's all going to be normal.
Nick.
Your statement should have been about how great she is and how much you want to see her against This.
Might have worked, though, Let's find out, Crystal, do you want to go out with Nick after hearing that one more time?
Just don't get them tacos.
Or any look like.
Nick.
I'm sure you're a nice guy, but I gotta be honest. Even if you paid me money to go, I would still say now.
Dinner.
So you're telling you that the comparison between the first bathroom and the second bathroom wasn't convincing.
At all, you know, Nick, it wasn't going I'm glad to clarifying Nick.
This is the state of the dating world judgy women.
Yeah.
I was thinking that maybe he needs to check where the restrooms are before he plans his next date.
Actually, that's a good point, you know, It's fine. I'm just gonna southe a zoo. There's no way that they should have one.
Bathroom next Tuesday on our going right up to the Supreme Court with that one Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. There must be some type of global restroom app out there that starts an alarm when you're farther than five minutes away from any public bathrooms.
I don't know.
About that, but there there is a public restroom Mapp Yeah, sure is there?
Yeah, closest one.
Did you create it?
Brooks?
Yeah, the camel dude. I can wait for hours before I need to go.
I'm like a rat right now. We need everybody needs to get that bathroom app because I swear we have more dates ruined on this show by bathroom breaks than anything else.
It is weird.
At the beginning of this when you ask the most like her fig date stories we remember from doing it, and jose and I both said bathroom issues exactly.
The guy on the phone.
Not only that, if someone ever just goes to the bathroom real quick, bad stuff happens. They check their phone, they get numbers from the waiter. Nothing good happens when you use the bathroom on a date. So just don't do it, Okay, hold it.
I don't know that that's healthy, but yes, all.
Right, that's it.
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