Second Date Update: Bat Date

go on grumple to find this girl? I haven't heard of Grumple yet, but I guess I'll have to check that one out later on. You sound too nice exactly, Matt, you sound too too pleasant? Which website did you meet this girl on? I actually met a girl on Reddit, of all places? Really, how'd that happen? I'm a huge Star Wars fan, so obviously I want to check out some Star Wars memes. I saw one that was just

absolute fire. It was just so funny, and I had a comment on it, and like, not even like a minute later, the person who posted it, they commented back on mine, and it turns out it was a girl. So you know, we got chatting and we just we just chatted. We're just chatted in the comments section of the Star Wars meme. Yeah, Like, it turns out I didn't even have to go to like a galaxy far far away. We're from the same town. So we exchanged numbers and that's wild. What are the chances you guys

are from the same place. Yeah, you don't meet a lot of people on Reddit that way, right, And everything's so anonymous. It's not like people were using their real names or anything on there. So what is this girl's name? By the way, her name's Christina. Okay, okay, maybe even the craziest part of the story is we sent each other some pictures. Turns out she's a smoke show. I'm not even lying, Like, really, this sounds too good to

be true. You'll have to be getting trolled like a girl that loves Star Wars is on Reddit and is super hot. She's got a Laura croftbody, like yo, Joe Laura Croft body. Wow. Yeah, I mean it definitely sounds like a catfish situation. Yeah, I mean, did you feel like you're getting catfished? No? I felt like maybe it was like cat woman but not cast you were worried at. Oh my god, you're such a nerd. I mean, these stories happen all the time. Yeah, the nerd meets the

gorgeous woman on Reddit. Yeah, so how so you went out with her? Yeah, so we're messaging each other. It turns out we're both huge Batman fans, and so I saw that there was one of the old school Batman playing in the theater over here. So I asked her if she wanted to go. You know, I thought, like, be kind of cute if we went, you know, on costume or something. So I asked if she wanted to cosplay to the movie. And we did, and I was robbing and she was poison ivy. A good choice on

her part, questionable choice on your part. Did she look as good as she did in that original photo that she sent you? That old picture didn't even do her chest? She was so much hotter and wife like, yeah, really, it was all real and legit, like you have found a unicorn. Yeah. I was feeling hella hella self conscious around her. Oh and she's like perfect. Yeah, But come on, I mean, like, what was she like? What was her personality? She was cool, she was funny. I mean, like I couldn't.

I couldn't even talk like I am now, Like I would just lose what I would saying. You just kind of mumbled and drooled all over yourself as you guys walked around the theater. I don't know if I drooled that much, but maybe a couple of utters here there. Okay, did you tell her how you were feeling. I was a little bit nervous, so I went to the bathroom and then I come out and there's like a line

in the theater. But if the line wasn't for the movie, the line was for people wanting to take photos with Christina. Was that good? She's gorgeous in her movie quality poison ivy picture and here I am, like, I looked like Party Cities robbing. Such a good description. Yeah, but you gotta remember, like she chose to be there with you. She still went into that movie with you. I mean, I feel like that should give you confidence, not take it away. She may feel the same about you, bro,

He's so handsome. I couldn't believe it, laughing, jam, I'm sure that's what she thought. Well, right before we walked into the movie, there's like this jacked Batman. This dude was just yoked. He got a photo and then she kissed his cheek. Photo. It's just a kiss photo. Did she kiss you at all later? No? Not maybe next date. But I didn't get a kiss, not even on the sheet. Well maybe she didn't want to give you poison. Man. I mean, here's a thing. Confidence is so sexy, and

it feels like all of yours is just gone. Yeah. I mean I did get one person to take a picture with me, but hey, that's good. Yeah, she was like seventy Instead it was because I looked like her nephew. I'm sorry, Matt, that's a funny. You made an old woman's night. Though. At least have you been able to have you texted with her at all after your date? I tried shooting out the bat signal, but I guess

I guess cloudy out there and she's not getting my signal. Okay, were there this many like Batman references made during the date? Not too many. I mean I threw a joke here, a riddle there, but I didn't think that was too manny. I think, well, and it's appropriate. You're in a Batman movie. You're dressed as characters like what do you think went wrong? I guess I got a little bit moodyer shy after I saw her give that guy a kiss. But I try to have fun. But you know, sorry for Robin

always playing second fiddle to Batman. That's true. Well, we're gonna play a song, we'll come back, we'll call Christina for you, and we'll try and get you a second date update. All right, all right, thank you? Okay, hold on second date Matt Man. He went to the movies dressed like Rob Band. His date, poison Ivy, was a saucepan ended up kissing a Batman. It made Matt wanna go and slap him back. End mat Man. Oh god, if you're just tuning in for the second date update,

isn't this a music? Matt met a girl on Reddit named Christina. They ended up dressing up as Batman characters to go see a Batman movie. I could never call him Matt again. It was awkward because she ended up kissing up a dude dressed like Batman while they were doing a photo op together. And after that Matt was a little bit moody, a little jealous of him. And after the date, he has not been able to get a hold of Christina. So matt Man going through a

little bit of a rough patch here. Yeah, you know, but that song? Did that give you life matt Man a little bit? I mean, Christina is the hottest, geekiest girl I've ever met, My buddy, I'm afraid of losing her. I need your guys to help to get her. You're going about this all wrong. Okay, you need to say that she's lucky to be with you, right, and you're the superhero and then and then, of course you deserve to have a beautiful, geeky woman as your partner in life.

Sure do you really think that? I do? Absolutely? I do. Yeah. That's how you can tell when her voice gets really high like that. Of course, he no, I believed that, mad All right, you need to have some confidence going into this. I think that that's why she's not calling you back. Is you don't have any man. That's time from going to sidekick to hero. I think that's right,

that's the attitude I want that man returns. Yeah, all right, but we're gonna call Christina here, any last words, that's right? All right, spoken like a true hero. All right, I'm gonna doe the phone number, right, now here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Christina please? This is she. Hi Christina, My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. You want to talk with us? You said you're from a radio show. I am calling

from a radio show. And the reason why we reached out to you is because we do something on our show called a second Date Update. That's where if you go out with someone and if afterwards they're not calling you back, you can reach out to us and we'll call that person to try and figure out the reason why. Um, so you're calling me about somebody else. Yes, I'm okay. So who are you talking about exactly? We had a guy that emailed us about you and his name was Matt. Oh, okay,

Matt called you. Did he say anything about me? Yeah? He said a lot of nice stuff about you. It sounds like you are amazing. M Yeah, I mean I am great. But see, that's good. I'm sorry. I was not expecting to this though. That's okay. I don't know what he shared with you, like, I haven't spoken to him for a while now. So he said that you guys met on red It and you guys bonded over both being into comics. We definitely did. I just realized like he wasn't the best fit for me. So I

mean we've just stopped talking now. Is it because when you guys went out to the movies, he dressed up as Robin when you were dressed as poison ivy? Is that what you mean when you don't fit? Oh? Great? So he told you about our date. Yeah, and we even heard that people were like lining up to take pictures with you that you looked so amazing. He did mention that there was kind of an awkward moment where this really hunky batman guy and you gave him a kiss on the cheek he said, on the cheek, Yeah,

I did. I mean I do that with other people, So that's not like strange for me. Okay, okay, okay. Here's my guess, because Matt talked to us for a while and he just doesn't sound very confident, Like, is that what killed it for you? Good job, Brooke? What I'm way to throw the guy under the bus? I mean, we talked to him for a while and he sounds like a total loser. Is that what the problem was? He just felt like like you were so amazing that he couldn't believe that you were going out with him

because you were out of his league. Yeah, I mean that's not a problem though, Like I know a lot of guys, they're a bit shy and they're I'm based sound a little bit shallow for saying this, But when I first saw him that day and I saw what he was wearing, like right away, it was the biggest turn off ever because he was wearing a robin costume. It looked like he squeezed into a twelve year old costume. Oh he looked terrible and his belly was hanging out,

and I was in this. I worked so hard on my costume and honestly felt like an insult that he thought he looked okay. Oh so he was just really unattractive in the outfit. Like that's not the biggest deal for me, but the fact that he didn't realize it and then he started doing other things, like he started battling with some of the other people there and was like streaming out all these things like capel and like he was really getting into it that Yeah, I mean, yeah,

is it though? You're in like a tiny little robbin outfit and you're yelling out sound effects and doing for ten battles in the lobby like that. To me, yeah, I thought that's kind of the point of going to these things where you all dress up and you try to be in character. Yeah, but it would just not turn on for me. And he had the big Harry belly sticking out. He just looked like a penguin. It looked terrible. Oh god, oh man, he literally kept making

it worse for me. What else. He went to go get snacks and he got this whole array of snacks, including the big bucket of popcorn, and he just looked ridiculous walking around was this huge bucket of popcorn. And then Robbin costume. You gotta put more time into those costumes though, I mean, especially if you're out there to

impress someone. And I don't want to blindside you here, but I do have to tell you that the boy Wonder is on the other line and he's been listening to this entire conversation and wants to talk to you. Oh my ho moy, Christina, that's not cool. Oh wow, No, I did not know you were on the phone. I'm so far you had to hear that you're making me sound like I look like Shrek or something might better office for you, bro, I mean you did you look

pretty bad. I'm sorry. I was like, I put so much effort into my look and you totally ruined it by being by my side. So I felt really uncomfortable, and I don't want to like look at you again and then remind myself about experience. What do I need? Do I need to get like a Batman costume to get your attention? My uncle has an app belt I can wear when it's the hoses that make you happy?

Are you talking about utility belt tactical? No? No, I mean one of those at belts to work out in for people you know that don't look so good to get in shape, the ones that like send electrical pulses to make your abs convulse. Yeah, I can get one of those. Oh my gosh, Matt. From the sounds of it, it doesn't sound so much like you're that unattractive. It's just that you chose a really bad outfit. I mean,

you yourself called yourself the party City Robin Well. I didn't want her to think I was taking it too seriously. I'm like, hey, party City, it's not movie quality you know, well, come on, Matt, like, this is your chance to win her over right now, maybe you can say something kind of masculine and sexual to try and get her on the right side. Christina. Oh okay, now is that a Batman voice? You willing to go out with me? I'll see you at Arkham Asylum. Could you'd be crazy to

miss this opportunity? That was cute, Christina. Matt, I wanted to tell you that I've actually been seeing the Batman guy that I ended up kissing. So how Batman you kissed on the cheek? Oh wow? Yeah, he gave me his number. Oh my gosh. So I guess that means we're done. Yeah, you tell her, Matt, wait to fight for her, bro I mean, how serious is it? Christina? Are you guys exclusive yet? It's gotten there so I think I'm just gonna keep going with him. And I'm sorry, Matt.

It's fun for a little bit, but not anymore. So I'm gonna downboat all your memes from now on. Matt Gitter All right, Matt, Well, oh my god, I'm sorry foiled again. Yeah, alright, no second date for you today? Yeah, it's whatever, I mean, Batman's turned on Robin before, and we know that doesn't turn out well. So what type of turning on are you talking about? Look up the comics Man d C Comics, nineteen seventy eight, Chuck O'Neal come on, okay, episode sixty nine. Batman gets turned on

by Robin. Go check it out. No, that was its eighty three. Okay, sorry, my apologies. Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning