Second Date Update: Bank Teller Love

Lisa's or Christie's. Yeah, so now I'm not nearly as surprise whenever we get an email from a guy named Moonshine, what that is not someone's name name? Or a girl named Jazz Techa Okay, yes Tea, that's my girls. So this morning I didn't even bet and I when I opened up the email and I saw one from a dude named Tick, I liked Tick. There's nothing positive from a tick. Even if you have a tick, it's not a positive thing. Tick emailed us for help, So welcome

to the show. Tick. Hey, guys, what's going on? Is that? Is that your full name or is that a nickname? It's short my full name is actually Tickery Ticky? Do that I mean? Yeah, I mean yeah, it's been laughed at my whole life. But yeah, I mean it probably stands out because it's not like every other name, so it probably does help me get some attention. All right, So do you want me to refer to you by your full name Tickery or would you rather be called tick? No?

All my friends call me kick. Kay. What is the woman's name that we're calling because I'm hoping it's something good. Oh gosh, it's Rebecca. Yeah, last name like Hadashery. Yeah, we don't approve, we don't. How did you meet boring Becky? Um?

We met Actually she's a teller at my bank, and I noticed her one day and just thought she was really cute, and so then I kind of started to go and try to work it out so I would get to her windows, so I would like change places in line with people that I could like get up and see her and I try to look nice, like, oh, you should go in front of me, you know, so you weren't wearing a ski mask with your hands in your pocket, like being all sketchy in line, because that

would be a bad sign at the baby. Yeah, I hope not. I tried to make it look like it was like, oh, I just happened to come to you, all right, Yeah that's sneaky. Saw something he liked and then he latched on. Yeah. So you know, after a while, I you know, I think she started to notice, like I would always be at her window, and and so one day I was finally like, yeah, you know, I thought you were cute and I thought, you know, maybe we could have coffee sometimes. And dude, were you so nervous? Yeah?

For sure, because the other way that goes is like I'm the creeper that it's been sneaking through the bank line. Well, and also she has full access to your bank account. You know that's true. That's true. That Yeah, it was very vulnerable. She knew exactly how much money I had, So what did you guys do for a date. So she was like, you know, be on a break right after this, like do you want to grab coffee? And

so I was like yeah, sure. So I waited around and she had just like a quick break, like a fifteen minute break where she got to step out and maybe a little awkward, but like kind of just talking, getting know each other a little bit, but she had to go back to work. But she was like, yeah, no, this went well. You know, we should continue this another time. And so that's good. It's like a pre date. It's

like a pre date before the date totally. But yeah, she was like, love to talk more, and so you know, I asked her to have dinner a couple days later as a Friday night, and she's like, great and it was awesome. Like say, you're saying, you haven't even heard what he did. He just said that we got dinner, and you were like, oh my god, what a sweetheart dinner with you. But the follow through that it actually

happened is a big deal these days. Yeah, you didn't mess Yeah for real, when you're sober and it's light out. So how did the dinner go? It was really good, Like she was just she couldn't have been sweeter, and like we talked about our jobs and like we had a great conversation and yeah, you know, and then kind of at the end of the date, you know, I was like, hey, you know, this is really good. We

should go out again. And she wasn't as enthusiastic as she was like after the coffee maybe, but like she was still like, yeah, for sure, let's go out again. Can you think of any time during the date where maybe the momentum changed at all since you said that maybe she wasn't as enthusiastic as she had been previously.

I didn't notice it until I mean that moment, And so the only thing I could like think of is like, when I got home, I noticed that I had like a food staying on my shirt that I was like, I don't know how long it was there, Like it wasn't huge, old old stain or was it from a dinner? Saying it wasn't from something I had, So I mean it was probably from like early you know, I probably washed my shirt, it didn't come out, and I just was so nervous getting dressed that I didn't notice it

on there. Okay, so maybe she noticed it at the end and saw that it was like, oh maybe this dudes like not all together, Like if women turned down men for stains on their shirt, there would be no human population. Have your finances taken a substantial hit over the last couple of days that she may have noticed? No, But I went back to the bank to like just see if she was there, and like, I happened to be in line, like ready to get up to her window, Like I just was the next person, and like right

before I walked up, she put up like the closed window. Cold. That's brutal. And I don't know, I don't know if she saw me, but like that's the only interaction I've had is like her putting up the closed windows. And so yeah, that is an analogy for the day rejection account. Yeah, all right, well, Tick, we're gonna play a song, we'll come back, we'll call Rebecca for you, and we'll try and get you your second date update. Okay, all right, cool,

thank you guys. All right, hold on second date. All right, if you're just tuning in, we've got a guy on the phone named Tick who's a little bit anxious about getting a second date update today. You might even call him a nervous tick. Oh yeah, yeah, let's see Conan O'Brien make that kind of pun challenge extended. Conan clocks a tick in, I'm on fire, just another day of quirky radio morning show and ticks. Okay, yeah, let's stop. I can tell you're impressed. YEA sound for me anyway,

says it Ia ticking me off right. Now, let's let's come down and get back to this. He wanted to sound, well, we have a listener that needs our help. Tick. Tick is actually his name. He went out with a bank

teller named Rebecca recently. They had a short coffee date and then another outing where they got dinner together, and Tick thinks it all went great, and according to him, the only weird part that happened is when he got home after dinner, he noticed he had an old food stain on his shirt, not from that night, from some previous day. He doesn't know when, so he's worried maybe he may have come across looking kind of like a slob. Yeah, so, Tick,

how you feeling going into this? I'm anxious to hear what she says, because, like I mean, I just I really liked her, Like she just had this amazing smile and was a genuine person. And you know, I really feel Tick, And this isn't I don't mean to put you in a bad place, but I really feel like this is going to be one of those where it turns out you're not telling us something or not including

some weird detail. Because when you went to the bank, she put the closed sign on her window, like she denied you so hard and if that's all over a stain on your shirt. So, I mean, I'm thinking about it since it happened, and like racking my brain, like I'm not keeping anything out, but I could think of there's gotta be something I missed. All right, well, we're hopefully going to find out what the answer to that is. We're going to dial her phone number right now. You're

ready to go? Yep, I am ready? All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Rebecca? Please? This is Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca. My name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. You have a moment to talk with us. Hi. Hi, Okay, cool? Do you listen? I do? I'm sorry. Why are you going? Well? If you listen, then you should be familiar with our segment, the second date update. Huh yeah, and you must know that means I'm calling about somebody that you went on

a date with recently. Okay, okay, So I am being called for second date update? Oh wow, you sound excited processing it out loud? Yeah? Oh I am, yes, I'm sorry, I do that. Um, yes, I'm presentsing this out loud. Because I didn't think I would ever be called for second date update. Um, yeah it is. And so the guy who emailed us about you, his name is Tick. Oh yeah, sorry, I actually thought it was somebody else. Okay, you were hoping for somebody else, not to was hoping

it was somebody else. Yeah. He sounds like such a nice guy though we talked to him. He sounds lovely. Oh yeah, yeah, sure, there's all that. I mean, he told us about you guys going out to coffee together, and he said, you guys had a nice dinner, but he's feeling like the vibe isn't going well on your end, right, yeah, okay,

and is there a reason for that? I mean, I don't even know, Like we went out to coffee, Yeah, he told us about that and then the dinner, and was he imagining it because he said when he went back into the bank after your date, you put up a closed sign when he was approaching the front of the line that Yeah. Yeah, I mean it was just kind of timing wise, dude, you shut him down hard. You closed your window for him, even if it was

closing time. You see someone you know, you're like, oh hey, come here, like you're your friend or anybody Like that's worse than Oh things didn't go great. That's like I'm avoiding you at all costs. Yeah, well, I'm at work. I'm in a like a professional setting. I like I was time for me to close up. So I feel like we're kind of dancing around the subject here, because if you if you enjoyed your time with Tick, you wouldn't have done that. What is it about Tick that

turned you off? First? I thought he was fine. He seemed like a decent guy. But then when we went out to dinner, he just like cut kind of creepy, Like what do you mean, Yeah, like he was too touchy, you're staring at the waitresses. But so he just kept asking me about my job, like really specific questions about working at the bank, like how many security guards are there? Like very scific questions, and it creeps me out. You yeah, are you alluding to he was trying to size the

bank up? I don't know, Like guys love like action films and all of that. I get, like there's like some fascination. I get it, but it just went to like a different level like where Well, in his defense, I feel like almost any question that he asks about a bank could come across looking kind of weird, you know, like how much money do you hold in the bank at any amount of time? It is a fascinating question,

you know. Yeah, I would want to do may be natural for you, But I'm on a first date with a guy and he's asking about vault and die pack and he won't let it go. It's too much. I could see that I dated a guy who worked at a bank, and we never discussed any of those things. Yeah, like it didn't come up in conversation. What's the most amount of money you've ever held? Although they do have a code word, don't you guys have a code word? If you guys are getting robbed, you like call and

say like banana pancakes or something to somebody. I can't even ask about this, you know. There's just a level of professionalism that like you need, Like we are dealing with like some like it's not brain surgery, but like you are vulnerable there and I don't want like to be like creeped on, Like I don't want you don't

want to be the reason that your bank got robbed. Yeah, well, I hate to tell you this when you're feeling vulnerable but I need to let you know that Tick's been on the other line listening and he's heard everything that you said on the other Yeah, Ti, Oh my god, it's good to hear from you. I guess you do sound sketchy right now, Tick, Yeah, yeah, I mean that was a lot to hear. So I feel like kind of weird because she saw through your plan, or because

you're not a bank robber. I've never thought that being interested in somebody would like to think I'd be trying to do something like That's just I'm I'm shocked, honestly, Like I think he didn't answer your question. I'm just kind of danced around it. No ibout trying to rob a bank. Okay, it's good to say maybe you weren't, but I feel like it was just too odd. And the fact that your name is Tick doesn't sound like your real name. It's like your criminal name. You know,

what are you talking about. You've seen my bank account, like you know my real name. It's on everything that you've seen. There's some shady stuff, and being a teacher is like a really nice cover up. I think, well you're a teacher too, Tick, Yeah, I am. I am actually a teacher, which you could also look up because I have to put my occupation on all my likel this is crazy, I gotta say, Rebecca, don't you feel like it's maybe you that have watched one too many

bank robbery movies? Yeah? Maybe, but I mean that doesn't make me feel any better than he was asking so many questions. I mean, honestly, why were you asking so many questions about my job? I was just really interesting. I mean, like, I've never known anybody that's worked in a bank before, Like, honestly, you seem to like talking about it, so I was like, oh, she likes talking about her jobs, so I can only on a first

date you ask about your jobs and stuff. Rebecca, isn't this so sad that as a woman red flags go up if a man is too interested and too good of a listener. I mean, really, he wants to know more about me, he must be wanting to commit a crime. Yeah. I feel I'm still a little unsure because it did like trigger my intuition of being uncomfortable. But I do hear that he was creepy. Was that the only thing creepy about him? Yeah? It would just gave me uncomfortable vibe.

The Tickery is up to some trickery. Couldn't help yourself. So we're running out of time right now, and yeah, TikTok. At this point I need to ask you, Rebecca, if you would like to go out on another date with Tick, and we'll pay for it, not with bank money, with our own cash. I know, dive pack in there. Um I will, I will, um, I am open to going out.

That's good, that's good. Brutal, yes, though, he does. Sorry, but the thing is you need to like make sure that you're asking him about his profession and then you guys won't talk about banking so much. Where do you hide the extra pencils? Yeah, okay, that's pretty funny. Yes, maybe I did rush to conclusions on everything. Oh well, there you go, Tick, when you got you another date? Yeah? No, I mean that's great. I mean, like I honestly like I do still have like a couple more questions about

just your job like this. It's not about like getting into anything or like anything like like that. Just are you kidding please, I'm kidding? Yeah no, no, no, I'm I'm I'm kidding. I will not. Okay, So you're funny, you're funny I Like, and Jeffrey in the morning,