Second Date Update: Bad Boy or Just Boy

How you doing? I'm doing all right? How about you? Guys? Wait, are you like, are you like a current smuggler? Are we talking ex convict here? It was kind of unclear from your email, Like I'm assuming rare, priceless artifacts that you're smuggling into the country. Oh my god, Well it's more like, you know, smuggling candy into a movie theater. You know, maybe we got a little blown, so I thought, yeah,

I like you on that one. You carry a big purse. Two. Yeah, that's right, a huge one, and you'll pit the popcorn in the air, all the darkness inside of you, and I kind of like it. But let's talk to you about the woman that you went out with. What's her name? Her name is Tara? All right, Tara? What dark web website? Did you meet her on? What dark web? We'll keep that secret for now, you know, okay, all right, but

it was online. Yeah, we met online. We met online and right away when I start a profile, was like, she had this gorgeous smile. That's nice. Yeah, it was just something about her. And so we decided to go on a date. And we're trying to figure out what to do, and we're like, oh, let's see dinner in a movie. But we decided to reverse it, you know, like we go see movie first, then go to dinner afterwards. That Oh my god, another bad boy thing for Jeffrey. Yeah,

don't play by anybody's movie. Tell me more person. It was Mattenee. I take it, James, walk me through that. It wasn't a matten ear anything. It was a regular time movie. Just because you know, sometimes I get nervous and then you can have that like there's a fallback,

you know. Okay, what do you mean as a fack? Well, like if you don't know what to say next, or things gets maybe a little awkward positive and me you just be like, hey, so the movie, you know, and you just kind of have that experience to talk about during dinner. It's actually that's actually pretty smart. Yeah, so it tell us about it. How did the date go with the movie. Well, it was cool because in her profile she mentioned one thing that she really likes chocolate.

So I decided that I would speak and you know, some chocolate or whatever like that's the smuggling. So wait till the movie starts and not kind of whisper like, hey, check it out. I got some chocolate, like bust out some min amas and stuff. That's actually really cool. I'm sure you love that. Okay, Yeah, it was cool. It was cool. It actually maybe it almost kind of backfighted Withoo because like she wasn't quite talking as much because she was eating M and M's girl. I have a

question for the ladies in the room. Does it look I say his words, it look cheap like he smuggled candy when he could have bought candy rab my mind, brilliant. Oh I don't think so. I think it looks smart. I think if you're smuggling bringing something better like Ben and Jerry's, I don't Okay, So it's not a big deal. Yeah, I mean he said that. Tera seemed into it, seemed to like that as a little. So after the movie

had a dinner go. Dinner was great. It was like I thought, that's really where think kind of started to take stride and you know, be really good. We just have bops, a great conversation and we're just sharing a lot about our lives, just getting you know each other and everything. And then the waiter came around to take like her order and I ordered. You were like to bring the dinner first appetizers at the end, I'm bad. We don't play this game. We want you too. What

happened when the waiter came there? Did something weird happened? So, I mean, maybe I don't know, but I so I ordered a hamburger. Okay. She was kind of like you're ordering a hamburger okay, you know, just kind of yah fushing a little bit, and I was like, yeah, you know, So I don't know if she was one of those like meat snop kind of people, or like a vegetarian maybe, or you know, I didn't really want to get into it,

so I didn't want to make things awkward. But or maybe she was just planning to share your fries, so I avoided that kind of awkward moment. And then the waiter brought the food and everything, and she had like this pasta dish with what looked like a bunch of vegetables. And I don't know, I'm not really that into veggies at all. Like I did watch somebod of vegetable I was like eleven years old. My mom put like brown sugar on my squash or something. Did you say the

last time you had a vegetable? Is your Are your organs working over? Just fine? I'm not a vegetable guy at all. I just bro, you have a zero fiber diet. Your body needs them. But we'll get into that like an off air subject. Yeah, so dinner ends and everything. The one just fine, really, and then I kind of do the whole should we go back to my place? And I just got shut down, like cold shut down.

Oh no boy. Yeah. And then since then I've texted her a couple of times and haven't heard anything back at Also just kind of coming to these guys now because I'm scratching my head out on the what's up? That's a pretty long date already, like a movie and owner then then hang out again. It's kind of clinging. Are you texting it from one of your smuggler burner phones or is this from your regular number with my burner phones? Well, then I don't know what's going on.

Let's try and figure this out for you, man, the stolen chocolate game is you know it's gonna be careful. Yeah, we'll find out. If that's it. We're gonna play a song. Come back. We'll call terif for you and try and get you a second date. Update. Okay, all right, sounds good, Hold on it second, James. You know I have to do it what I have to play the song? Because James is a self confessed bad James. He doesn't play

by the rules. No, when he does dinner and a movie date, he goes rogue and says, hey, we're doing movie First, he smuggles candy into that theater, and then when they tell everybody to turn your cell phones off, James only turns his to vibrate. He doesn't care. He's a rebel, he's bad boy James, and all this rebel wants right now is another date with a hottie that he met named Tara. James, I bet you crossed the street.

Even when that little red handed thing is flashing at you, don't you oh you know, and I'm a jaywalker, you know that's right. He still looks both ways before it crosses. I mean, he's bad, he's not an idiot. But I think we should all try and chant a little bit of bad boy right now when we call Tara and convince her to go out with him one more time. Jeffrey, if you keep this up, Tara's not going to know who you're talking about. But if you talk about James

is a bad boy, you sound like a really nice dude. Jaymes, Yeah, I think I am. Okay, Yeah, I mean we're getting a little out of control with it. I don't know, but it's fun. I think today the darkest souls always seemed the nicest on the outside. Yeah, that's why you want to tell yourself. Okay, maybe I don't tell don't tell her that though, when you're trying to get her to go back out with me. All right, we'll save that for the end. All right, we're gonna dial teras number.

You ready, man, I'm ready? Okay, here we go, Hi, Tara, Hey, Tara, how you doing? My name is jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. Are you calling from the radio? Yeah? We were you expecting my call? No? No? Um? Okay, Hi, Okay, what's going on? What is this? This is a segment that we do call the Second Date Updates, where we help our listeners reach out to people that they've gone out with recently but they're having trouble getting ahold of

them again. I feel like I've heard of this before. I feel I've heard of the show. Okay, all a sudden, she's our favorite. I mean, I wouldn't go that far. I've heard of it standards. It's fine. We do sound kind of thirsty right now, So we're not the only ones, that's true. We are calling on behalf of one of our listeners named James. Oh James. Yeah, yeah, I did go on a date with James. Yeah, okay, okay, okay, what did you think of James? Just like overall nice guy,

kind of a bad boy somewhere in between. He's definitely a sweetie. You know, sweeties are some of the worst candies out there. I see what you're saying, So, Jo, you thought he was really nice at least? Yeah, Yeah, he's definitely a sweet souls people like that. I mean, it is good, but it's usually like what you call somebody who's like you're a little brother or something, not necessarily someone you want to date. Yeah, like a sweet guy. You're right, I'm curious. What did James tell you, guys?

He just gave us an overview that there was dinner in a movie and he surprised you by bringing in some M and m's from the outside, which you know outside Yea, yeah, that's true. He did. He did bring in some M and ms, which actually are my favorite movie candies. Perfect, So he scored with that part, right, Yeah, that was that was great. You know. I love to bring in my own snacks too, Like, no, super thoughtful, but it's just kind of the other weird thing. I

don't know. But he also brought um, well what he said was he like kind of WHI for, like it was a secret music. I also bought drinks in, thinking, oh, we're gonna kind of get some liquid courage here and and kind of liven things up. Maybe he had like little airplane meaning bottles or whatever. I thought we're gonna spike or photos or something perfect. That sounds so James

right now. Well, the funny thing was he had a jacket like when those jackets with the inside pockets, and he opens up his inside pocket like he's about to pull out a flask. Yeah, he pulled out too warm. First of all, Capri sons, you know those drinks that gole like in kids like lunchables. Yeah, we're very familiar with Anybody that doesn't like the pre sons is the communist? James? Are you on this call right now that you I don't know what do you would want me to bring? Yeah? Defensive?

That obviously is James on the other line, he's been listening. You're supposed to wait, James, but I guess you know you don't listen to the rules. So we're going to jump in whenever you want that. I don't know what you like, I mean, come on, wow, okay, place of all? Hi? Um, yeah, hi, But I don't have any problem with Capri sons. Like you know, it was a great kind of throwback. It was just an interesting choice as all. I just didn't I wasn't expecting um Capri. Who would expect Capri sons? Okay,

I mean, I don't know. I thought it was pretty cool myself yeah, I mean wild cherry rush, wild cherry rush, wild cherry run. Hold out. We're asking you why you're not calling James back. It's because he brought Capri sons and you thought that's not Is that really the reason? No, No,

definitely not. It wasn't just like a free sense. It was just there was some things James that I felt like, maybe, Okay, when we went to dinner and you ordered, I mean that bat menu was pretty great, like they had some good He's on there, and I just kind of felt like your palette was maybe a little um simpler or yeah, I don't I don't want to say. I don't know. I love food tonight and I like people that like to have fine dining experiences and a plain hamburger with ketchup.

I don't know. That was kind of getting you know what, You know what, Taren, you know what, Terry, it feels like you were treating me a lot like my parents did after college, and then he sold me behind need to just grow up. Okay, I mean, how you make that joke right now? You're exactly right. I did feel a little bit like your put your napkin on your lap. I mean, who does that? Why do you have to be reminded to put your napkin on your lap? You had to tell him to put his napkin on his lap. Yes,

there was like stuff dripping oliver his lap. And so it's like it's like less of a bad boy and more like a just like a child, like a boy, just a boy, a boy. Yeah no, and then would have been okay. But then James like, here's a hot tip. You don't have to show people your pictures on your photo album of all your lego creations. I gotta say that wasn't exactly a turn off. Oh you're showing her pictures of lego sets, you know what? Yeah, come down

off your pedestal. They're okay. Why those lego sets are really hard to build? All right? They are. I know I can't do the fourteenth plus yet I'm just more comfortable with the twelve months, all right. I thought you were talking about the adult lego sets that costs like hundreds of dollars. Listen, some day I'm gonna get to those. I'll be an expert, I'm sure, because I try really hard. But that day's not today. I'll get to those. We'll

see Tara look at that he has goals for himself. Okay, he wants to one day work his way up to the fourteen and over legos. I can't be the girl that's waiting around for him to get to the millennium falcon set. You know, I don't. I don't want to get there. I mean, James, you can kind of see from her perspective how you came off as a little immature. You right. You know, if I wanted to get nag like this, sod y'all, I would just go upstairs? Os upstairs? Yeah,

what's upstairs? James? My mom? No, are you serious right now? With your parents? Yeah? Just for now. Looking, I got laid off, not fired, Not that you would know the difference, but I got laid off. Yeah, that's all right. That happens. That happens. It's just all of the things put together that's hard to stomach. It's not living with your parents that I'm sure is the issue, right Tara. Uh, James, you told me you have roommates. Okay, did not say

that your roommates for your parents. They are my roommates. I get the whole basement to myself. I can just play on my legos everywhere like that. I can have friends whenever I wanted. It's only temporary. It's only temporary. Eye. It was it was your mom that bought the Capri suns that you brought to the movie theater, wasn't it you? AUCTU think I'm a bad boy. That is a bad boy thing. I get straight out of her purse while she was napping. Didn't even know the doctor tomorrow. Okay,

are you guys kind of getting the picture here? Do you see this? Like? This is pretty much the reason why I didn't call him back. Okay, but but there's always chances for redemption with a bad boy, you can always reform them. And this is going to be your opportunity, because we'd like to send you on another date with bad boy James. Lovingly, I don't want a bad boy. I'm really more interested in a man, So I think

that it's going to be a pass for me. But I think that maybe James should try dating like someone much younger, like much more on his level, like maybe a high schooler or like that's illegal now, Karen, Now you're the bad boy here. I don't have time for you anyway, sir. I got legos to build whatever he's not even gonna fall the instruction and Jeffrey in the morning