Second Date Update: Arm Candy

the girl's name is April. I get her through my friend who works as a barista. He has like these regulars that always come in and he always talks about this girl and he says, she's really cute. She just comes she doesn't really talk to anybody. And he was like, you know what, why don't you come in maybe, like see if you can strike up a conversation with her? And I was like, that's so weird, that's so that's kind of creepy to me, Like there's these two dudes.

Do you really think that that's creepy? I think that like if she's there and then you just strike up a conversation, it's just like playing like secret matchmaker or something. There's this loaner girl that comes in and cries in the corner while eating cake pops all alone. She's perfect for you. I don't know if creep. It's just strange. Its strange. So what did you think when you saw her the first time? Well, first of all, when she came in, I thought she was gorgeous, Like he wasn't

hidding when he was like, oh, she's really pretty. But again, she came in, kept her head down basically and just kind of sat and just started reading a book. Okay, And I thought to like, you know, maybe say oh, that's a really interesting book that you're reading. That's a good line. Yeah, if you'd actually read the book before, you can't say that. So I like go up to her and I was like, oh is this seat taken?

And she goes, please leave me alone. She like snapped into the worst mood of my entire I'm like, okay, I'm sorry, And you know, I know, you know you're a hot girl. If like your first reaction to someone asking you if the seat's taken is stop hitting on me, you could get it. I'm not that person, obviously, I'd be like, no, take it. All yours. I was like, new friends. Yeah, good, So what did you do? Did

you give up? Or did you persist? Well, when you're in front of a hot girl, I think you always end up staying the dumbest stuff that you ever say. So I go, why don't you just turn that frown upside down? Oh dude, nice, that was a good one. Dude, I approve that's terrible. Yeah, no, I said it. It was in the moment, and then I backed off and I didn't know what else to say, so I was whatever and then put like a few minutes later, I'm like, you know what, she is too good looking to just

not give it one more shot. Oh, this poor woman, I mean, she has told you how many different ways that she wants you to leave her alone. No, you can't take the first No, you have to wait until they bring in the cops. They put cuffs on you and lead you away until you give up. So you went back a second time. I thought, you know, a second time. If this is a no, then I'll shut up. Okay, Well, I come up from this angle of like, you know what,

I'm really sorry you're having a bad day. And here's the thing, I'm a really good listener, So if you want to tell me what's bothering you, I'll listen rebound. Thanks. And so I sat down and she starts telling me that her ex husband is getting married again and he actually invited her to the wedding. Oh there's a lot there.

So how did you feel after that conversation? I thought it was I was like, you know, the goal of people being people, and she said it in this way where it was like, yeah, and he's just going to rub my face in it. And I tell her, I was like, you know what, you really want to make this guy jealous. If he's rubbing this in your face, you want to rub it in his face. Take me, take me the semi attractive stucker from the coffee shop. We'll show him. Yeah, we'll do this again, Like you know, hey, man,

you don't know me at all. I'm a complete stranger. Let's just do it together. And you know, at first she was like a little bit existence. Yeah, obviously, Wait, did you actually go to her ex husband's wedding with her? I totally did you did? Why aren't we talking about that? That's the important part? Like what was it like? First of all, she was really nervous, right, I was just really happy to be kind of hanging out with her. And you know, it's a wedding, so there's food, everyone's

dancing like it's a black there's love. It's not her love, it's her ex husband's love. I started getting a little bit nervous because I was like, this is just a rubbit in her ex husband's face. Because every time her excellent look in our direction, I would try to show some sort of affection to her. So you're okay, Wait, you're obviously okay with a woman who's definitely not over her ex right or whatever issues and was just using you as arm candy. Yeah, I know, I know, but listen,

you didn't see how hot she was. Prove it. Send some picks. Okay, So after you you're dumb, After you went with her to the wedding, did she seem happy with your services? Is that the right way to ask? Ye? Kind of, he's kind of like a boyfriend. Yeah, she's satisfied that you made her ex jealous. Yes, it seemed like it, but you know, now she's not calling me back. And I thought it was such a great time, and I know it was just to make her ex jealous.

Maybe she's waiting for that baby shower invite. We'll find out. We're going to play a song. Come back, call her and get your second date update. Right that great? All right, second update. If you're just tuning in for today's second date update, we're talking with Greg. Greg is available for birthdays and ribbon cutting, ceremonies, that used car lots, any event where you need to make someone jealous. He's your man. If you want your ex back, don't beg just call Greg.

I love that tagline. All right, Greg, you there, I am there. And by the way, what a brilliant intro. Thank you very much. Yeah, I see you're a business now, Greg, you better get that website. We're already. If you're just tuning in, Greg met a girl named April, and he volunteered to take her to her ex husband's wedding to try and make him jealous. God, would you say it like that? It's so bad. That's the truth, he says.

They had a good time together and he tried to be extra affectionate whenever the groom was looking in their direction. But afterwards, April's weirdly not responding to any of Greg's calls or texts Greg as I recap the date, is there anything in there that makes you think, huh, maybe that's why she's not calling me. So I'm so happy to ask me the question because I soured my mind to try to find something where I'm like, could that have been the thing? Was it the affection in general? No?

So no, you're not hearing anything weird, not really, Oh my god, it's just you know, the whole night was about her ex it wasn't about you, So I mean maybe you can change that. Maybe this will help. Yes, And here's the thing, guys, I normally don't date girls that are this hot. So if you guys get help me out with calling her, that changes everything. Okay, okay, well let's call April for you and we're gonna get your second adopted. All right. Did I mention she's hot? Yeah? Yes,

I think you did. All Are you ready for this or do you want to tell us how hot she is one more time? Um? I just want to tell you that she's really, really hot. Okay, I'm got all right, we got that out of the way. I'm a dollar phone number right now, okay, absolutely, thank you? All right, here we go? Hello? Hi, can I speak to April please. This is she May ask is calling? Yes, my name is Young Jeffrey. I work on the radio. How are you?

I'm sorry? I'm sorry? What Young Jeffrey is my name and radio is my profession and I'm calling you now. I never called you guys that I win something or wow. You could look at it that way, depending on how this next couple minutes ago. I'm so confused. Why are you calling me? We're doing a segment called the Second Date Update. That's where if you go out with someone and they're not calling you back, we can give that person a call and try and figure out the reason why.

So we're calling on behalf of one of our listeners named Greg. Oh. Greg, you want to pat him on the top of the head too, don't you. He's such a nice guy. Yeah. I put him in a pretty weird position, Like it seems like he put himself in a weird position from what he's told us. Yeah, Greg told us all about your date. He said that he took you to your ex husband's new wedding to try and make him jealous. Healthy. Sounds like a real healthy start.

What was that like for you? Well, he like invited himself basically, like I tried to get him away from me. I'm not in a good place right now. Like I actually threw a sugar packet at him when he like told me to like turn that frown upside down. I was like, go away. Well then he was really nice and he was like, whoa, I can go with you. And he would try to like kiss me on the cheek if he saw my ex was looking and all that, which I appreciate. But well, obviously he's like a really

nice guy trying to help you in this way. Why aren't you calling him? Oh? Well, after the wedding, like the next day, I was getting a coffee and and then you know the Brisa Sean, I guess Greg's friend. He was like, how is the wedding? And he could tell like I was really upset. He ended up giving me the drink for free. I mean, the whole thing is so sad. How's your ex's marital bliss? Did you

catch the bouquet? Yeah? Remember when it didn't work out with you, But he's upgraded since then, like he knew that they went together. I know, But like, god girl, why did you rs VP? Yes? I don't know because I like to put myself through pain. I'm some kind of Mascus. Yeah, seriously, I mean I guess you at least got a free latte out of it. Yeah, I actually got more out of it than a free latte. Um,

you know. We uh he sat out with me and he talked to me and sort of one thing what's to another, and I, um, I ended up sleeping with Sean that night. What. Yeah, Greg's friend. And I know, so you didn't sleep with Greg after Greg went to the wedding with you, But Sean just said, oh, sorry, here's a twelve ounce Carmel macchiano and he got some. Yeah. Like I said, I'm not in a good place. I've inttlete therapist. I do love you, though I do, it's just you are a mess right now. I don't love you.

This is pretty rude. Yeah, that's bad. I know. Are you even attracted to Greg at all? I mean you turned him down and he very first taught to you like twice and then he How do you know if it matters if I'm attracted to him at this point? Like I was such a bad place. Yes, yeah, you need to be single for a while, totally. I need to be single. And maybe do more like random hookups until I feel better, Like I don't know, like I can tell your therapy with things like that that you're saying, Well,

don't you think Greg has a right to know? Like what happened? Yeah, but I don't know how to say it, like, hey, thanks for being such a nice guy, and you were great at this wedding and you remember your friend who vouched for you, Like maybe you want to pick another Barisa to be friends with? Like what am I supposed to say? I don't know what to say. You just say exactly what you just said, because Greg actually heard it.

Um h um, oh man, Oh Greg, it's fine. I just didn't well, I mean, like I'm not as attractive as Sean is. Oh dude, it has Greg. I promise you had nothing to do with that. It was just the right place at the right time, and you being at my ex husband's fledding was not the right place nor the right time. I don't know. I'm so sorry, Greg, You're cool. No, I mean, like I'm not happy about it, but I get what she's saying. What do you feel about your friend Sean who set you up with this

girl going back and sleeping with her. True, he's just being a jerk, and I'm mad at him. I'm not mad at you. You sound very yeah, But he's a thing I would want to be. Like you're saying about how you're going through this whole thing. I would want to be one of those hookups. But is it just a right place, right time kind of thing. Honestly, you just seem a little too mentally stable for me right now. So so Greg, No, Greg just wants to be used because he wants to hook up with you. I mean,

you're really pretty. What do you think, April? Are you willing to use Greg for your grief? He now so weird, But listen, this will be the most honest hook up you'll ever have. Like he knows, he knows exactly what he's going to get out of it, and that's nothing. I mean it one night of enjoyment. Maybe that's so terrible. Like Greg's a good guy, Like I want like a hookup, not like a mailord or bride. I don't want to have to feel bad. I mean, I could be a

bad guy. I'm James Dean when I'm not going to weddings to you know, Greg? Can I just ask, like how old are you? Because your references are very old and strange. He's, however old you want him to be. April, Greg, you have to leave the situation. She doesn't want to use you, man. She's calling you old man like it's just you're not gonna win. Maybe not, but again, I think you're worth it. I'm the awful still on the table.

He's so sweet. What do you say, April? Why don't you put on a really really sad, depressing movie like put on Marley and Me and then invite him over. We'll pay for a pizza for you guys to eat together and then you can grief bang your way back to happiness. What do you say? You know? Not that that doesn't sound so sexy? Um? I just Greg, I think you're a great guy. Don't get mixed up with

me like you're so genuine. Your references are very bizarre, but I'm sure you'll find someone weird like you, all right, whatever? That really bumps me out yet? Care? Yeah you are? You're you're kind of a doormat, Greg, and you need to change that about yourself. Well I wouldn't go that far, but thank you venture oh Greg. We got a lot to work on. With you. Greg and I both have lots to work on. I think we're kind of on oppotins of the spectrum here, but you're just going to

work on them with Sean instead. I don't know, because be a different person. Who's to say Sean Joe Kevin is not. Greg, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning