Second Date Update: An Axe To Grind

our listeners, Andy said in his email to us. He said he had this great girl, but maybe he chose the wrong place to do the date. So Andy, welcome to the show man. Yeah. I wish I could say it's good to be here, but I'm wondering what's going on with her? Sounds? Yeah, it sounds like you're working from a little bit of regret right now. What's a woman's name you out with? Her name is Ari? Okay? I love that name? Oh Andy and Ari flow? Yeah okay, sounds like a sitcom. Yeah yeah, way, the other one

is also whacky. Yeah, So where did you take Ari for your date? So? I took her to an axe throwing bar. Oh that's a great date. I want to do this, dude, I have been on a date there. I mean, I think it's so final. I've before, I know, Brooks taking her husband there a few times, hoping to make it look like an accident. But why isn't a bar in the woods? Yeah? But no, I mean that sounds awesome. Yeah, what could go wrong there? Why? Why are you regretting that? Well? We met on mine and

she was like really cute. I mean, if I'm being honest, I have a thing for girls who wear a ponytail with a baseball cap, and that was her profile pictures. I totally both of you. I've just envisioned Ari a Grande on that bicycle and that video on the stationary bike with at I don't care who it is, and look at that. Okay, it sounds like to me, we need to try less. Apparently she's a girl that wears

a ponytail with a hat over it. Okay, so she felt low maintenance from her profile pick is maybe also what you got from it? Right? Yeah? I mean she was just very cute and I was just excited because we had chatted and she seems super cool. I found out we were both left handed, which I know it's not like a big thing, but it was just kind of like, I don't meet many girls who are also left handed. Right, you can share a hatred of scissors together. Yeah,

that's cool exactly. So you said that you kind of regretted the axe throwing bar, Like what happened when you went there? Yeah, let me tell you about the date itself. So, like she showed up and she was wearing flannel and suspenders, kind of like a love of jack full female love it. It sounds like she was into it. It was a little bit much, but she did look cute. I mean, she she's definitely rolling the dice on that one. Yeah,

it's almost like where did it cost you? Sure? Okay, so after you got over her outfit, how did the X throwing go? Yeah? It was great. We played a few games and she was pretty dark athletic, which again I thought was attractive. You can't show up in flannel and suspenders and not be good, ye, agreed, agreed, and she was. She was really good. But the place itself, you know, I was a little disappointed, if I'm being honest, because I I wish I researched it more because it

was way more expensive than I thought Oh it's crazy. Yeah, it's a drink limit. That's the worst part, like two drinks. Yeah, and it's not cheap for sure, Like we I've only done it once because I kind of left food the same, feeling like that was really fun, but it was a lot of money, how you felt, Andy, Yeah, it was like ten bucks for a light beer. And the axes. It seems like they just had axes out in like

their grandfather's shed. They were like falling apart a little. Yeah, so I was a little frustrated it all right, So the venue isn't exactly what you wanted. But were you able to like connect with Ari? Yeah, we had. I thought we had a great time, and you know, I like I might have made a couple of comments about the axes kind of ingest, but I wasn't like going out of my way to complain. And it wasn't like unreal the best date ever. But I thought we had

a lot of fun. And after we were throwing axes, we got a beer at the bar and just had some good conversation and then she said she had to get going, and I was already thinking about the next date. Okay, And I mean, how did it end? Did you tell her that? Did you tell her you wanted to see her again? Well, I, you know, we were texting after her and I told her obviously I wanted to take her out again. But now it's kind of weird. She

won't respond to all my texts. Like once in a while she responds, but I had to send like X on different days just to get her response out of her. And oh yeah, so I think maybe she didn't like the date spot because it was a little jankie and and I thought that her and I, you know, we got along very well. Okay, you're thinking that maybe she was unimpressed with this particular axe throwing bar, like she wanted a classier axe throwing bar with like crystal diamond axes,

I will say costume. Yeah, she sounds kind of serious about it. So and it wasn't quite instagram worthy, right, Maybe that's what the problem is. But I mean, did she ever complain about the status of the bar? Did she seem disappointed? Oh that's the question. Nothing I can tell really. Okay, that's good. I mean, if it really annoyed her, she would have been on it all night. It sounds like you really, honestly don't know what's wrong. He was just distracted by her ponytail. But exactly if

I knew, I wouldn't be calling guys. But I have no idea. Well, let's try and find out. We're going to play a song, we'll come back, we'll call Ari for you, and we'll try and get you a second day up date. All right, all right, great, all right, hold on, we're in flannel shirts drinking overpriced beer while throwing axes at a wall. Yes, dating sure has changed over the last few years. And an expensive date ye suckers like Brook who will pay a mint for it.

I'm such a sucker. I love a fun activity, I do. Andy didn't describe it as being fun because he probably paid over one hundred dollars for some low quality axes with two warm beers to go with it, and you didn't even get a second date out of the whole thing. So we're gonna try our best to right that wrong. And guess what, Andy, I promise you that my performance today is going to be a bullseye. Sounds awesome? Do you know what I just thought of? Because you had

no idea, what could have gone wrong? I wonder if because she showed up in flannel and suspenders. I wonder if she was embarrassed, do you what I mean? Because you were wearing anything like that totally and she could just never recover from it, so she didn't have a good time. Did you get that feeling, Andy? I mean I didn't get that feeling. But Alexis, if that was you going on the day and you showed up in an outfit, would you be embarrassed? I mean I would

never wear that in the first place. I don't own a flannel, So okay, not my thing. You know the hometown you're from and it should be your thing. Yeah, let's not act like you. I know how to step away from Okay, Ben's let's just call. We will try and find out what's going on. All right, Andy, here we go, I'll remember right now. Hello, Hi is this sorry? This is sorry, Hey Alry. My name's Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How are

you doing? Okay? Okay? Cool? Yeah, he's probably pretty weird to be getting a call from a radio station. Yeah, did I win something? Not exactly, but depending on how this call goes. Maybe because we're calling on behalf of one of our listeners who went on a date with you. His name's Andy. Uh huh, Okay, remember Andy. Now we're doing something called a second day to update, and we're trying to help Andy figure out if something went wrong when you went out with him the other day to

the axe throwing bar. Really yeah, so just curious. What did he tell you about our date? Well, he said that you guys played a few games, had some beers. He said you showed up in a flannel outfit, kind of like a lumberjack, and he thought that was pretty cool. Oh he did. He thought it was cool. Oh were you Were you embarrassed that you showed up in almost a costume? No? I wasn't embarrassed at all. Okay, No, it seemed to annoy him. And I was dressed like that.

He was all like, wow, why didn't you tell me I could have done it too, Which was just such a weird response. That's not really I mean, that doesn't sound like he's annoyed. It sounds like, yeah, I don't know. He said I was cute, but that I didn't necessarily need the lumberjack outfits to look cute. Oh okay, it's a weird compliment for sure. But is that is that the only thing that went wrong that he didn't compliment

you and the way you want? No, no, no, no, I could get over that, but like, okay, all right. We went to play the axe throwing, which I mean he would have been great at, but hey, I was not great at either, And so we played three games and I just happened to beat him all three games. Nice that you didn't like rub it in his face or anything. No, Brooks like why not? Yeah? Like each game he's like, okay, this is my turn, now, this

is my terns have been. It gets even worse. He like went all like Karen and asked for a manager what and was like blaming the equipment the bulls eye. God, yeah, oh that's embarrassing, like a machine, Like I get it if you're like playing pinball. He did mention to us that the axes did seem kind of old and not to his standards. They brought him in a whole new

set just so he could throw himself and I still won. Okay, dude, I mean this is a guy who you feel maybe is really fragile in his own masculinity, like that he was actually threatened by you beating him at an axe competition. Yeah, he was just such a loser about it. So I was like, you know what, let's just go have drinks. It was a game, it was supposed to be fun.

Let's let's just leave that behind. I guess we never did ask Andy, like who won't And if you're a fun loving person, if you're getting beaten, you like are self deprecating or you're typing the other one up. To be honest, what I do is I try my best, and if a girl beats me at something, I'm like, well I'm letting you win because I'm a gentleman. Yeah, but really they just are better at me than Okay, it's acts throwing. It's not a real sport. Yeah, well,

don't say that to the lumberjack, triggered Brook. Yeah, was he able to recover when you guys were having drinks? I mean, obviously not because you weren't calling him back, But no, I mean as we were headed over to have drinks, he told me that my suspenders were twisted and he wanted to fix them. So then he went to fix it, and it like it like funked him

in the nose. Oh my god, it's such karma for what. Yeah, I don't know if this is karma, but I do need to let you know now Ari that Andy has been on the other line listening to this entire conversation. He wants to talk to you. What. Yeah, Andy there, Yeah, I'm I'm here, and I'm kind of shocked by this. You mean, like, is she not telling the truth? I mean no, Like, yes, she won the first few matches, but look, I'm a very athletic guy. If we had okay, if we had played like like a few more games,

I would have won. No, No one asked, wasn't That's not the point, dude. Like what she's saying is you're a little whiny about it and asked for the manager. Don't do that on a day ever. You were zero. Okay, that was a safety hazard. All those handles were loose. He was looking out for the safety of the other customers. But this wasn't about him exactly. It's just an unsafe environment. Look,

I'm an expert ax star, Okay, I know it's true. Yeah, absolutely say that, because I've actually set the record at two different Axter Link places. One theatch one okay dudek schedule. Nobody else went to the bar. My name's on the wall there. Okay, I'm sure it is. He's not three axes and threw his name into the wall using the ax. Dude, ari's not calling you backed up because of your ax abilities? Are you not hearing that? It sounds like you're too competitive, brother,

I'm not too competed. I'm just a man and like already, body, you're you're, you're, you're coming on a little strong, trying to impress. Sorry, I'm not trying to impress. It's just what I am. One time I played flag football with Tim Tebow and I tackle them. So wait, he was on the bench at the time, up behind him. That's actually pretty cool. Hey, A are you are you turned on after you heard that story about Tim Tebow? Oh my gosh, so turned on? Would be gracious and not

obsessed with eating his date. I was being gracious. I let you win four times in a row before we had a great How you lost on purpose? He only called the manager over to make it seem like he was all an act. I didn't want to mention this, but I'm actually I'm nationally ranked, and how do you get better? Yeah? Like, I'm gonna, honestly, Andy, just be clafided I didn't want to brag. I didn't want to brag about this kind of stuff. But now you guys are lasting and all. But you couldn't be more far

off about me. Okay, if you prove us wrong, we would gladly accept it. Come down to an ex throw in place with me. I'll show you. Let's take this outside. At the end of the day, it doesn't even matter what we think about you. It's really what Ari thinks about you. Ari, what do you you think we would like to send you out on another date with Andy,

and we pay for that. I don't know how you feel, though, after hearing this conversation where it has gone from bad to work, I've heard way more than I really ever needed to hear her. Did the record in Saskatchewan turn you off? Yeah? He's too much of a man now. No, you know what like, if you don't appreciate me for what I am, I'll find somebody else who does. Yeah, okay, I can't handle that much. Man. I'm sorry. Sorry about that. Andy.

It sounds like we're not gonna be able to get you a second date here, Okay, well, okay, and seriously, though, like you seem like a delightful person when you aren't trying to prove yourself, Like I don't have to prove myself. Okay, just look at the national rankings that proves you should out. And Jeffrey in the morning, we got a text into seven eighty five nine two. One of our listeners is

apparently going to go check all the Saskatchewan website. I'll see if there's any axe throwing bars that have records up on their walls alone. Do you know what he would say, it's only in person, it's on the wall. I want them to go see. That's what I'm talking about. That's why I love our listeners. Somebody actually wants to play detective and double check this guy for axe throwing records,

Like who does that? They really are he even believes him enough to like, I mean, come on, yeah, I think he just wants to prove the wrong and he'll look up fragile masculinity and the dictionary and his picture. Yeah, I mean can't say that. I was surprised that he didn't get another date because his story just kept on changing throughout the call, Like at the start, it was his very first time axe throwing and he was freaking

Paul Bunyan. Yeah, exactly exactly that. Yes, And I don't know if he's still trying to save a date by proving that he was good at it. I like, yo, dude, Yeah, that has nothing to do with why she's not calling you back. Don't even listen. There's not been a woman on the planet that has like turned somebody down because they weren't good at throwing axents top ten, but he's not number one. So if you're an expert axe thrower and you want to get a second day of that day, yeah,

you can always email the show. We're called a person who wasn't calling you back.