Second Date Update: Adult Swim Lessons

to call today, Jay, I want you to call Elizabeth. Elizabeth. Okay, yeah, but it's kind of a funny story how we met too. I actually met her while I was at my swim lesson. I take adult swim classes. Okay. Usually when people say it's a funny story, it's not. But that's kind of a funny story. I'm not making fun of you, Jay. I think it's rate that you're learning to swim. Thank you,

thank you. I just I never learned, you know. I know a lot of people take lessons with their kids, and it's just one of those things that my folks never hook me up with. And I'm like, well, what if I'm on a boat someday, you know, I don't know how to swim either maybe you should take lessons and meet the love of your life, like Elizabeth Go. What was Elizabeth Roll? What was Elizabeth's role in the

swim lessons? I saw her while I was taking my lesson, and she was there with what looks like a son of hers, a small child, and she's really cute, really pretty. I don't know why, it's a weird way to say it. Yeah, all right, what looked to be a small child. Let me,

let me get to it. She was really cute and I started talking to her, and as she was there with her son, that was just kind of joking around that his crawl stroke was better than mine, and that got a good laugh, you know, kind of pressed the ice a little bit. Yeah, it's funny because it's true. I mean, but that's a risky move though, because if someone has a son, usually the first assumption is there all so married and people take rings off to go

swimming all the time, right. But fortunately after I made that joke, she clarified that it was actually her nephew. So in my mind I was like, oh, cool, no kids, you've not taken no ring. I was like, I think I'm in the clear here. Yeah, she's dropping a little hint towards you exactly. You guys are meeting in your bathing suits already, so you know what's on the table. I mean, that's a good start to any relationship. They got nothing to hide. And then in that moment too,

I made another joke. I was like, oh, that's really good that I didn't have to lend the kid my water wing. Oh man, you are coming with the joke. Oh no, you gotta watch it. You can't do too many. You're gonna joke your way out of a date here. You might need to give me mouth to mouth after this. Okay, when did you ask her out? How'd you do it? You know? We got talking a little more after that,

and the conversation went so well. I stopped self deprecating my swimming ability so much, and we set a date for a few days after that. We went to a really nice upscale bar. Dude, that's really cool. I mean, you met someone in real life and they actually showed up to a date. Doesn't happen. I know that is a miracle. I don't know itself. Mars set very low for us, obviously, So how did the date go? It was fantastic. We started talking about everything, our jobs, our

families a little bit. You know. I mentioned that I also I take a karate class too, because that was another one of those classes. Sure you're not an eight year old boy. Did you have a Jim Boree lesson after this? No? No, no, I just like there were there were things I always wanted to do when I was younger, they didn't have a chance to. But now I've got a little more independence, and you know, I'm

a grown man. I could do whatever I want. Okay, I like it, yeah right, but no, honestly, that's sexy, right, like you're doing something that you have always wanted to do and actually like seeing it through. Yeah, that's a great way to look at it, Brooke. And then after dinner, you know, we took a little walk around the park and when we were there, I saw this huge group of pigeons and it was just a majestic and we both had a couple of Did you just describe pigeons

as majestic? It's fine. Absolutely when you see like hundreds of birds that it just looked so cool, like all huddled up there along the park now looking for food. But we both had leftovers, so I just loved like, trust me here, and I put the food down on the bench and all the pigeons just start swarming over to the bench. Oh my god, that sounds like my nightmare. I don't like birds very I mean I like him from Afar, but like being swarmed by birds is like

sounds terrible. Did she like that we were a safe distance away? It's just kind of like a really cool sight to see, you know, okay? And I actually looked over at her and I couldn't quite tell if she thought it was as cool of a site as I did. Maybe she was mad that I gave that leftovers away, So you think the do you think the mood switched when the pigeons got fed? I mean it was good food, so that's why the pigeons loved it so much. Clearly, end of the night, though, we hugged. I gave her

a kiss on the cheek and that was it. You know. I tried to call her the next day for a date. I didn't hear anything back. Um. I did see her at the pool again, but I didn't get to talk to her because I think she might have saw me and run away really fast with her nephew. So I just don't know what's going on, you know, I other than like that last moment, I thought it was a really good night, and I'm really hoping I can get

another second date go. And you know, I think labeled as the weird pigeon guy that she went out with. I mean I've been called way worse than that, so you know, I hope not. But it's all right with me. All Right, Well, we're gonna play a song come back, and we'll try and get you a second date update. Hopefully it goes better than your swim lessons did. All right, Jay, awesome, thank you drinning over here? All right, hold on, second date?

All right, We're gonna try and make the second date update go quick because I know our listener Jay has his nap time and we don't wanttice. Oh man, why wish you give him some orange slices? You know, I'm just messing around. Jay met a girl named Elizabeth while taking his adult swim lessons because he never got the chance to learn when he was growing up, and he took her out to an upscale bar. Then they walked around a park where they fed their leftovers to a

majestic flock of city pigeons. Okay, Well he fed the leftovers to the pigeons. She just stood in horror, that's true, but he had a great time doing it. He did notice Elizabeth seemed a little unamused by all the pigeon feeding, so he hasn't been able to reach her ever since. Then, Jay, you're ready to do this. I am ready, and thank you so much for helping me out with this. You know, I really really enjoyed that date with her, and I

really hope I didn't mess things up, you know. Okay, So if it turns out it was the pigeon issue, like you're cool going out with a girl who maybe isn't as fun as you in the bird world, I will take the woman over the pigeon, all right, just double check in you never know. It's a bold move, Jay, Yeah, all right, Well we're gonna give her a call an attempt to get your second date update. All right, awesome, let's do it. Here we go. Hello, Hi, can I

speak to Elizabeth? Please? Does this her? May? Ask? Who's calling? Yeah, this is young Jeffrey from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, okay, have you heard of the show before? Elizabeth I mean I can't say that I have. Well, you sound pleasant, so I feel like you should start listening. Okay, all right, have a great day. Bye bye. Why are you calling? We're doing something called a second date update.

Have you ever heard of that? Oh? No, I haven't. Basically, it's a segment that we do where if you've gone out on a date with someone and they're not calling you back, we can give that person a call and try and figure out the reason why. All right, all right, so you recently went up with the guy named Jay and you're not calling him back? Oh? Yeah, yeah? Um? Yeah he was sweet. Is that a question? I think as much as you can give us. I mean, he seemed like a nice guy to us, for sure. No,

he's very sweet. I just it was kind of awkward, what seeing him in the water floaties? He told us that you met during his adult swim class. You know, we did. I kind of thought it was cute. He took me to this nice bar. It was fun. Why are you ending everything up? Yeah? You can tell by the tone of her voice that it wasn't. Yes, I don't know what's gonna happen. He was very nice. That's always a brutal. I mean, because it usually means that you're not attracted to him. But you saw him in

his swimsuit. I mean he asked you out half naked and you were cool. Then like what turned you off? So I go to the bathroom at the bar and he's talking to this woman, like this older woman, and she's kind of tussling his hair and like texting. His collar was kind of weird. I like took no, but like, okay, whatever. So I go up to him, like after they finished a little conversation, put tend like I don't see anything.

And then at one point something happens and he tells me he needs to text his friend, and so he sends like a little text message out into the universe and who gets it but the woman sitting at the end of the bar. Wait, whoa girl? Well, not a girl, like a woman, like a woman. So wait did you ask it? I mean, like that could just be coincidence, right that this woman got I mean maybe not. Your

intuition is probably yeah, who do you think she is? Well, at first I thought she was just like older lady, like hitting on him, And then after the text message, I looked a little closer she looked a lot like him, like related like him. So what you think his mom was on the day and she was fixing his hair and fixing his collar like. I can't be positive that it was her, but they sure did look alike and they definitely had like some sort of connection. Oh my god, Oh,

don't you want to know? I want to know. I'm dying. Yeah, let's be positive, Jay, was that your mom? What? Jay's on the other line. He's been listening during this whole conversation. Oh no, okay, Ja, Yeah, I'm here, Hi Elizabeth, Okay, Hi? Um cool? Oh god, I'm so embarrassed. Jeez. I love him to ask him, ask him who the woman was? Was that your mom? Yeah? Yourself on our date. Look, I can explain, Okay. I did not invite her. Okay, it was not my fault. So I have a good

relationship with my mom, you know, clearly, Okay. So I asked her for a place to go. She actually recommended the restaurant, and I said, cool, thank you so much. Didn't think anything of it. But then she surprised me by showing up at the bar. I didn't tell her to do that. Wow. Really, Oh man, I don't know, man, do you believe him, Elizabeth? I mean, the kid takes karate classes. I don't know. You're like an adult swim and you take karate. Your mom's on your date with you?

What is going on? Jay? He just showed up. I didn't tell her to go. In fact, when I was texting her, I had already told her to please leave. You're like, Mom, don't come until eight o'clock, then you can pick me up. I didn't think you'd noticed that she was there. I'm so sorry to stick around through the whole date. Yes she did. Oh yeah, but okay, wait listen, no, Elizabeth, to his credit, his mom's actions

are not within his control. Okay. And he obviously left and went on a walk because he wanted to get away from the woman who was probably following you on a trail somewhere. But you know that's also not his faults of the pigeons. I mean, I thought the romantic walk would be nice, but I also, yes, like part of the plan was I figured my mother wouldn't literally

go chasing us down on a private walk. I'm so sorry, but if we go on a second date, I promise you I am bringing you flowers and I am making sure my mother does not know anything about this plan. It'll in you. That is not what I wanted for you to experience. I'm so sorry about that, right um,

I mean that was just like a lot. But listen, you got a guy here who is very confident, I mean, admits to adult swim lessons, knows how to have a good relationship with his mom, and is already setting boundaries with her. So that is a good sign, right sure? Yeah, And on the bright side, you and Jay's mom could chat pool side while him and your nephew take the lessons together. It could be a bonding experience for everyone. You know, I'm not really sure if that's like a

positive for me. I promise you if we go out again, I'm going to pull out all the stops for you. We can. We can do whatever you want. You can even I have a guest pass. You can come to my karate class. You know. Oh look at that. What do you say, elizab bit, why don't you go out with Jay again? We'll pay for another date. We'll pay for the karate class in case the guest path doesn't work. I guess sure, why not? Really that's so true, is um? Wait. Sorry,

I don't know how I'm changing my mind. Oh, Elizabeth, Yes, what do you mean you're changing your mind? I mean, I don't know why. I just kind of started like thinking about it, and then just the whole karate outfits thing, and I that's not really like where I want my dates to be going. Cancel the karate. We can do anything else, I promise. Yeah, you guys can do t ball instead. You guys aren't helping. Okay, I don't know what to say. I'm helping an adult thing, you know. Yeah, Elizabeth,

do you want to do adult stuff with Jay? We'll pay for it. So it's really whatever. I'm okay, I'm good. So that's a no. No. I'm sorry. But like Jay, maybe you can tell your mom that she can help you find somebody else. I love my mom, but I'm not asking her Freddy help at this time. All right, Jay, Well, I'm sorry we couldn't get you a second date update, but we're going to open up the text board right now.

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