Second Date PODCAST: YouTube Date

let's do this. That's the way most of my dates start, and they're always a really, really fun time. That's sort of what happened on Rob's date. Rob is on the phone. He wants to call a girl named Annie today. It's a very interesting thing that you did on your first date with Annie, Rob, Yeah, it is. I just try to be different. Yeah, I made it sound way creepier than it actually is. Why don't you explain to everybody what your date was? All right? So this girl, her

name was Annie, we met on Tinder. We were kind of hitting it off, just messaging back and forth since she seemed really cool, and I just wanted to sort of be different, just because it's you know it's tender. Not everyone takes it too seriously. Well, and from the sounds of it, it sounded like Jewel was describing you putting an ad on Craigslist. You guys are making it sound like it was way worse than kind it was. Trust me, like, I'm not creepy. I promise, I promise that.

But did she or did she not show up to your house and you said I'm gonna shoot some video of you? I did. I don't know if I said it in that in that way, but I literally said, I said, you're gonna have the most fun date that you've never experienced before. So I came up with the idea to have a YouTube date on YouTube date. Yeah yeah, okay, so hear me out, all right, So it sounds like you're just gonna sit there and watch YouTube video, okay,

hear me out. Okay. So when she got to my door, I have a car waiting for her that says you've been invited to a YouTube date and if you accept, ring the doorbell, and so she rings the doorbell, right, I answer, and I sort of have this this ridiculous, crazy outfit on from like the nineteen seventies, thinking that she'd be down because I'm kind of a goofball sometimes. Her reaction wasn't what I expected, Like she kind of giggled, but yeah, she's probably like, what the hell is a

YouTube date? And why are you dressed like that? Yeah, she kind of had that reaction, but older I said, I said, the whole goal, the whole point of the date is to make a viral video on YouTube. So so that's what a YouTube date is. A YouTube date, I guess, is to try to make a viral video. Yeah, absolutely. I mean I'm not I can't be the first person to ever think of this, or maybe I think, why do you think a woman would want to do this?

Viral videos are usually embarrassing. I mean, I just thought we'd have a good time and you know, have a few laughs. I mean, for the first twenty minutes it was going really really well, and she was come up with all these awesome ideas, and then it just sort of fizzled out, and like for the next forty five minutes, we kind of just sat in silence and like a really bad brainstorming session. We gotta make a viral video? What do you want to do? It's like, and then

her ideas and you're yelling at her. Your ideas are terrible that will never go viral. Yeah, but at least I had choosing crackers for us to snack on. Why wouldn't you just bail on the idea? I mean, twenty minutes in, just go take her for a glass of wine somewhere, Because the way that we were talking on tender is she seemed very outgoing and I thought she'd be up for it. But it's just, you know, it wasn't what it was supposed to be, and it was

very awkward. And yeah, I just didn't have a plan B that was you know, that's what it comes comes down to. I guess, so you didn't have a plan B other than a YouTube date, which is a date where you try to film a viral video. Yeah, I guess. The way that you're telling me now and the way that I'm thinking about it, it sounds really stupid. But in my mind I thought it was gonna be freaking hilarious. Yeah.

I can see your point, though. You go, You're like, I'm gonna try to do something out of the box different, make her laugh. It's gonna be like a crazy scene from the movie where she tells all the friends he's such a funny, crazy cookie guy. And then it just didn't work for you. Yuh yeah, and then we would totally get a YouTube video out of it that went viral, and then you know, we'd be famous. It just didn't

work out. Did you ever shoot a video? Uh? Yeah, we did, But I mean it's like it's it's stupid. It was so dumb, Like I'm I don't want to know. You have to you listen, You've already embarrassed yourself with the YouTube date. You might as well tell us what the video is, all right. So the idea that we finally came up with was, you know the movie Frozen, right, everyone knows the movie Frozen. Yeah, so we did the song let It Go, and we used couch cushions as

the mouse. Um, she was the top, how was the top? And she was the bottom. And there is not a sexual thing at all. So you both are holding couch cushions pretending like it was a giant couch mouth, singing the song of Frozen, singing singing let it Go? And yeah, I guess how many views? How many? Seven? You're killing it right now. It's understandable why that didn't get any views. Why did you describe it? It's almost kind of funny.

Did she have fun? Yeah, in the beginning, I'd say it was pretty fun, But the vibe that I was getting, I'm pretty sure she just kind of wanted to do it just to move on, to get to the next portion of the date, or to maybe leave. I just want to get this video done so that I can go on about my day and not have to be on this date anymore. How many times have you tried to get ahold of her since your date? I mean, I've tried to contact her, text her a few different times,

but she actually hasn't responded at all. And I'm thinking, I mean, did I screwed up with the YouTube date? I guess that's what I'm asking myself because she's not responding, and I'm guessing that she probably didn't share that YouTube video on her Facebook page or anything. Well, Brook, I didn't even share that YouTube video, and it's not my best work. All right, we'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update. Okay, all right,

thank you brooking jubil in the morning. Second, if you're just tuning in for the second date update, Rob is on the phone. He wants to call a girl named Annie. One of the most original dates we've ever heard. It skirts the line between fun and creepy very well, and I like that about it. He took her on a YouTube date. They met on tender. She showed up to his house. He said, are you down to do a YouTube date? She said yes. A YouTube date, I guess is where you guys get together and try to film

a viral video. That was the whole point of the date. He thought it would be very fun and exciting for her, and it would show that he knows how to have a good time and he's a funny guy. And it didn't exactly work like he thinks because they couldn't really think of a good idea. And at the end of the date she left and hasn't called him back. Rob, I think I know why you're not getting a callback. Why. Well, she probably saw that you weren't getting a lot of

views on your YouTube video. It's just very upset and doesn't want to talk to you anymore. Yeah, I'm sure that's the reason. Guaranteed, Rob, If you get a chance at a second date, do you just want to do something more normal? Normal. Yeah, that's the word that I was going to say. Yeah, I mean dinner, no videos, no filming, probably not even taking any pictures, just to be safe. Yeah, I guess if you want to be

boring an average never just a regular date. Yeah, well, it'll probably give me a better chance than when the first time. All right, I'm a dollar phone right now, get her on the phone and get your second day up date. Okay, okay, are we go? Hello? Hi, might speak to Annie. Please. This is Annie. Hi Annie, I'm calling from the website BuzzFeed. You may have heard of us. You have a viral video that recently got a million hits. Are you aware of that? Uh? No? Okay, good because

that didn't actually happen. How are you. This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning, the radio station. Yes, I am the radio station. Why are you calling? I'm calling because one of our listeners sent us an email about you. Really, his name is Rob, and you recently went out on a YouTube date with him. Oh my god. Yeah.

We talked to Rob and he told us that it seemed like you had fun trying to film a viral video on your YouTube date, which I told him was a weird idea by the way, Um, but it says he says, it seemed like you enjoyed it. You didn't enjoy it. No, it was terrible. He was like a huge pervert the entire time I was there. You think Rob's a pervert? He is a pervert. Okay, When we talked to him, he didn't sound like a pervert to me.

He said, you came over, he had a note on the door that said you're about to experience a really cool date. And then he answered it and you guys sat there and tried to shoot a viral video and didn't really get anything good done. But it didn't sound perverted to me. Wow, well he left out a lot of stuff that really really Do you want to tell us what he left out? Yeah? I would love to, just so that no other woman will ever go out

with Rob ever again. It was that bad. It sounded like a really fun idea, and I was super into the idea of like making a video. It sounded like creative and fun. Right. All of these suggestions for the videos he had were so weird and sexual. He's like, this guy is a total perverse, weird, weird and sexual. Because he told us that the video that you guys actually filmed with YouTube holding couch cushions like a mouth

singing the song from Frozen. Oh yeah, but that was like after all of his suggestions, which were at one point he was like, oh, we should do this thing called spank Wars and I was like, what is that spank wars? And he says, it's a competition where we spank each other until someone gives up. I mean, come on, that's got to be a joke. I thought it was a joke. I was like, he has to be joking, right.

But then he had another thing right after that, which was like, let's let's try butter wrestling, and I was like, what the hell? And he was like, I saw it on Honey Boo Boo and it was really funny. And I was like, that doesn't sound really funny. What is butter wrestling? You just greased yourself up with butter from the kitchen and then you wrestle each other. So why he invited you over, had a camera set up and was like, Hey, let's spank each other a lot, and

then oh, that's not a good idea. Let's get all buttery and wrestle. Yeah. Yeah, it feels like, it'll go viral, We'll get at least like five thousand views. And I was like, I don't think that I want to do that. So I suggested we'll do like the Frozen video to let it go video with the couch cushions, right, And that was fine, and then he said he has to go to the bathroom, so he leaves and then I get up to like just check out what he's recorded on the video camera, and it was just close up

shots of my boob. No, there were there were no couch cushion. It was just like tight shots of my boobs. Really, so okay, so he is a pervert. Why didn't you say anything to him? Then why don't you go, hey, I know what you're doing. You're just filming my boobs. I would think I was in shock a little bit, like I couldn't believe that this is happening to me. Do you know I would never go on Tinder again if I had a date like that. Yeah, it was

pretty traumatizing. I mean I never want to see him again. So basically, you want to now do a PSA to any girl that's on Tinder. If a guy named Rob asks you to come over and shoot some YouTube videos. Don't do it? Yeah, don't do it. Why don't you tell Rob yourself because he's actually on the phone listening. What yeah, Annie, Hey, are you curious? Hold on? Give me Yeah, it's me. How am I? How am I perverted? How are you perverted? Did you not hear? Just like

what I said? Disgusting pervert who filmed my boobs and suggested that we play spank wars like you're doing all right? So how do you get sexual from suggesting spank wars? Man? Are you a moron? I don't know you. I don't know, Like what is more creepy that you're just a total pervert or the fact that you're just like not aware of what a pervert you are? How many girls have you done this too? And we were sitting in sounds for so long, Like what the hell was I supposed

to do? I just started coming up with these these ideas, and I don't know, big normal conversation, like a normal human beings spanks butter, yeah, instead of like asking on a first date to grease up in your underwear with butter. Okay, So, in my defense, the whole shooting with the boobs and stuff, you have you have a nice rack, and I'm not gonna lie. You are disgusting. I wanted to sort of remember that, just because I wanted to sort of remember

that rosest thing anyone's ever said. You had a nice rack, and I sort of want to remember that. Wow, Rob, there's nothing wrong with that. Rob. I've been out on a lot of dates with women who I thought had fabulous racks, And you know what I did, I took a mental picture to remember it. I didn't actually bust out a video camera and tape them. And you're even

like a bigger pervert than I realized. Well, in my defense, you're kind of misleading, just because the way that we were talking on Tinder, it didn't seem like you would have been defensive for ye know what happened. I knew that you were a huge creep. Rob. You're saying that she shouldn't have been defensive about you videotaping her boobs in secret and then keeping that video for your own personal use. Well, obviously she wasn't supposed to find out

and know and know this information. Yeah, Annie, it's your fault that you found out. What is happening. I think I'm gonna do this I'm gonna do it a second date. Update first here, Bob, no offense, actually kind of a little bit of offense. I'm not sending Annie out on another date with a guy who's gonna secretly tape her boots. Yeah, okay, whatever, all right, whatever like need we seriously need like a PSA out there about this, dude. I think this is it. Hey, Annie,

thank you for your time. I will say this. I'm not going to send you out with a pervert again. I won't thank you, but I would like to place bank wars still. Are you up for it? You can place thank wars with yourself broken jewel in the morning.