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Phone Tap: Spanish Test Prankster (3/26/18)

Mar 26, 20186 min
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Episode description

This guy wasn't allowed to graduate High School on time because he was caught cheating on a test, he looses his mind when he thinks the person who ratted him out is on the other line.

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Speaker 1

I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice. But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's to call one eight hundred duy away, as on the twenties. Hello, Oh my gosh, is this justin? Yeah? I can't believe it's really you. Hey, hey, hey, who is this? Oh? This is so cool? Man, it was so hard tracking down your number. Who's this? You don't know who this is? No, come on, are you serious? Yeah? No, I have no idea.

I'm sorry. All right, fine, I'll give you three guesses. It's gonna blow your mind. It'll be fun. Uh I. I don't even know where to start guessing, honestly, I'm sorry. Maybe start off trying to guess like a like a period in your life, a period in my life. Yeah, I don't know. High school? Okay, okay, I see where are you going? The answers, yes you remember? Now? Still no, I still I still have no idea. Could you be a little more specific? We were we friends? All right, Look,

I'll just tell you. I'll just tell you because I can't wait to tell you. I'm the guy who told on you for cheating on your high school Spanish tests. Remember what? Yeah? Pretty cool? Huh? I mean you didn't even know who it was. Who is me? Are you serious? Yeah? What's up? What? Why? Why are you calling me? Why? Why? Why are you calling me now? Just to give you

a little blasts from the past. Stay cool? Um, okay, So, first of all, I don't know who the you are still, just so you know, I had to take summer school. I couldn't graduate because of that. Damn hest I know. Oh my god, what a prank? What a prank? Right? Yeah? No, that was awesome. Yeah cool? Thanks all right, way to way to blast my eighteen year old summer Thanks very much. Yeah, dude, I totally owned you. So so, so what's your name? Who is this? So? I so I know, just so

I can remember. If you don't know, I don't want to tell you right now, I'll just tell you when we get together. What makes you think we're gonna get together? Because a blast from the past. Man, we gotta sit down and catch up. Maybe, I don't know, go dinner movie something like that. You've ratted me out and I couldn't graduate on time because of you and didn't Now you want to hang out. I'm not gonna hang out. I'm not gonna get dinner with you. I'm not going

to a movie. I'm not gonna date you. Oh, come on, like we could talk about one of the best pranks I've ever played, and I'm kind of a prankster. Dude. That's not a prank, all right. You just you just ratted me out. You just threw me under a bus and kept people graduating. How is that a prank? Yeah? How is summer school? I'm joking. Hey, I do want to make it up to you, because the only thing you can do to pay me back is just hang up and never call me again. I don't I don't

need to ever talk to you again. So now we're now we're now we're square. Thanks. Okay, how about this, Maybe you can call my boss and tell him that I'm stealing from him because I am what Yeah, once the prankster, always a prankster. I've stolen like fifty grand from my boss. I'll let you wrap me out. I don't need to work there anymore. You stole fifty thousand. That's not a prank. That is not a prank that you should be for. That's a lot different than a

test in high school. Or you could get arrested for a prank. Yeah right, dude, figure it out. You're you're going to get arrested. Somebody's going to catch you, somebody's gonna find you, somebody's gonna notice that money is missing, and you're going to go to jail. That's not a prank. You're going to do time. Okay, fine, all right. If you don't want to wrap me out to my boss, you could wrap me out to the grocery store I went to the other day. I took so much meat.

I got like a whole freezer full of free meat from him, pranked him hard. Why are you telling me all this? Because I just wanted to say, Hey, man, I was a prankster back then. I'm a prankster now, and you and I could totally hang out and have some fun together. If we ever got together a person, I would just punch you in your dumb face first of all, and then I would call the cops on you. And then well, if you called the cops, I wouldn't be able to do this prank phone call and that

would suck. I'm a prankster, you know, Yeah, sure, all right, now you're a prank phone call. You're just a thanks degree and whatever. Hey, I'm a thanks So we're gonna no, Yeah, this actually is a prank phone call, because this is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you and your friend Ron set you up. Who his name's Ron? He says he hasn't seen you in years and told me about that Spanish test you cheated on and wanted me to do a prank phone

call on you. What then, you know Ron? Yeah, I knew a Ron a long time ago in high school. But I have no idea how he would know about a Spanish test or remember it or have anybody can call me about it. Oh well, anyway, I guess he wanted to reconnect with you with the prank phone calls. So here you go. Oh so, so now is it is it him that ratted me out? Is he the guy who told on me? Then? Then I have no idea. He said, you guys just to be friends with kids,

and I don't talk to you in a while. So yeah, apparently if he knows about then it must have been him and did that. So now I got him to take Okay, how can I get old to him. Uh, well, I can give you his information. You wanted me to give it to you so that you kim this whole thing. Okay, you want me to pass that along Tehran? Yes, please do please, don't exclude any Fox tell me something. Wake up every morning with point five

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