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2nd Date Update PODCAST: You Did Something At Church

Sep 26, 201816 min
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lot of people go throughout their first date. You can't really tell if somebody's blowing you off, you know, yeah, especially you go out with a girl and they're so mysterious all the time, you know, you can't really tell. And I read his email and it said after their date, she texted him and said don't ever talk to me again, and blocked him on social media. So I'm just not sure what she was hinting at with that. Dude, I can't tell, Graham, I'm so sorry she's being so mysterious

with you. Well, thank you for that. I appreciate it. I'm really hoping I can count on you guys. Oh man, Yeah, us crazy ladies, I can't tell what we watched. Just can't tell what she means by don't ever talk to me and then blocking you on social media. Yeah, just say what you mean, say how you feel, you know. I can never fell with these girls no more joking starting to make me angry. So I know, definitely she doesn't want to see you again. Yeah, why are we

calling her? She made it very clear she doesn't want to talk to you. Well, I liked this girl, and I thought I had a genuine connection with this person. You knew. We're obviously wrong. Well, it's confusing because there's a lot more to the story. Okay, how did you

meet her? First of all, So I was commuting to work on the train, a daily thing that I do, and I see this beautiful girl just standing like five feet away from me, and I got that feeling, you know, the feeling when you just feel like you know somebody. So I'm like trying to figure out where I know this girl from and then you're like the train's standing. It's just one of those like gut feelings. And then I remembered that I saw her or like fifteen years

ago at church. What good for real? Yeah, we used to go to church together. Oh okay, and I didn't have a crush on this girl back then, but I knew her. So cut to this moment in the train, and this girl is very good looking, like she's blossomed sounded creepy the way said that, yeah, sound creepy. Up. It sounded like you were the old pastor from the church had grown up. God is good, isn't he? He has bestowed some gifts upon you. All right? Sorry, go ahead.

So I mustered up some courage and I went and talked to her, and I asked her how she was, and we ended up reconnecting. Yes, so it turns out that she works like two blocks away from me. We talked for the next several stops, and I asked her to lunch and she said sure, and it was kind of a little hurried because we were trying to get off the train. And so the next day we went to lunch and on the date, she starts asking some pretty general questions like first date questions. So it dawned

on me that she doesn't remember who I was. Wait, you hadn't brought up like, hey, I remember you from church. You hadn't brought that up. She knew I was from church, but she didn't remember who I was exactly, Okay, And so anyway, it didn't really matter because the date was going really really well, which felt good. And then so I asked her if we could hang out and make plans for the weekend, okay, And she was like, yeah, sure, of course that'd be great because it was going like

we were having a good time. It didn't again, it didn't matter that she didn't remember me, because I felt like there was something that we could build on. Yeah, and if you go from lunch to weekend plans, I mean obviously she was into it exactly. And so next day rolled along and again this is like where the train literally hit me because she sends me a text and in the text message, she says, and I quote,

I just remembered who you are. Don't text me again, who don't come up to me on the train, don't communicate with me. Whoa. And then she proceeded to block me because I responded and never heard back from her again on text. And I had done a little reconnaissance on social media. I couldn't pull up her page, I couldn't find her. Blocked all of your stuff there too, straight up blocked me. Wow, what did you do? Yeah?

What do you think you did? I was thinking about that, and I was like, I don't know what could I have done to her? When I was like twelve years old, I've been like racking my brain, like thinking what did I do? What did I do? And I can't come up with anything. I'm just I'm really confused. And you don't remember any sort of awkward interaction with her her none, never, none, So you have no idea what she is accusing you of doing to her back when you guys were in

church as a kid. That sounds creepy too, but anyway, you have no idea what she's saying you did. Correct, and she remembers there must have been something bad. At first I thought you were some weird stalker, but I could see where you'd want to find out what that is. Maybe she's remembering the wrong person. Were you kind of a jerk when you were younger? Like any chance you gotta like, I don't know, bullied her or Bible shamed her,

like you know, I hear that's the thing. If you don't know a Bible verse, man, and people will just shame you. Yeah she did you Bible shame her? Did? Is that what you did? Never? Okay, anything you guys can do to help me out, to like give me some clarity here, because I'm a really nice guy and I was a really nice kid, right and like I'm just I'm really confused. All right, Well we'll play a song and then come back and call her and get

your second day up data. Okay, thanks guys. Okay, hang on looking jubil in the morning if you're just tuning in to today's second date update. Graham is on the phone and he wants to call a girl named Grace. They actually knew each other when they were younger. They used to go to church together, and he saw her on the train the other day, went up and talked

to her. They ended up going out to eat lunch and made plans to go out again, but before they could actually go out again, she texted him and said that she never wanted to talk to him again because she remembered who he was, and then she blocked his phone number. She blocked him on social media, blocked him everywhere. And Graham has no idea what he did when he was twelve years old that is causing Grace to not want to talk to him at all today. Graham, I

think I figured it out for you. Yeah, yeah, I mean, because I grew up in the church, right like old ladies would always get mad at me for we're in a hat in church that I was saying, I thank you half of your hat, and it would get really annoying. So to get him back, I would plan drugs on them and then call the police and then they would be out squared out of church. So I'm thinking he planted drugs on an old lady to get her kicked out of church, and that was her Grandma has to

be figured it out. We don't need to call her anymore. I feel comfortable saying that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. I do feel like you must have done something to someone in her circle of people, because if she didn't remember you initially, it's not something that you must have done to her. It must have been something. And she's like, oh my god, that's the guy that did something too my sister or whatever. That sounded bad, but you know what I mean. This could be on

national TV at some point forty eight hours mystery. But I need to thank you guys. I'll be out of here. Okay, Well, I'm gonna die her fun of her right now and see if we can figure out. Okay, fair enough, all right, here we go. Hello, I canna speak to Grace, please speaking, Hey, Grace, how are you. This is Jebel from the radio show Brooke and Jebel in the Morning. What Brooke and Jewel

in the Morning. It's a radio show. Um, okay, I'm going to help you familiar with I'm calling you today because we actually got an email about you from one of our listeners. Well you didn't, yeah, Well, because we do a segment on our show it's called a second date update. And so you went out with a dude and he has no idea what he did, but apparently you don't want to see him again. Are you talking about Graham? Yes, I am talking about Graham. Okay, okay.

He told us that you obviously, like Jubile said, you don't want to talk to him at all anymore. Like we understand that. No, I really don't. Yeah, but the question is why? Because Graham only at nice things to say about you. He said that you guys knew each other when you were kids at church, but he doesn't remember ever doing anything wrong. Oh really that's what he told you. Yes, Like he was honestly perplexed, like he has zero idea what, Like he even thinks that maybe

you're confusing him with another person or something. No, I'm definitely not confusing him with another person. So do you mind telling us what he did more specifically so we can tell him what he did because he's super confused. Wow, what a jerk. He's really denying that he did anything wrong. We asked him a few times and even asked if he was like a bully or something when he was back ahead he was like twelve years old, and he said no. He said he couldn't think of anything. He

said no to that. Yeah, yeah, does he mean to you when you were little? And he just doesn't remember. He basically ruined my life. WHOA, that's pretty dramatic, you know what. It's more like traumatic, Like I'm traumas hut,

Oh my god, what happened? So we're in choir huh, and we're singing our hymns and I was given a solo and I delivered it and I hit the note and it was beautiful and it rang through the church, and then it was punctuated by the loudest fart I have ever heard in my entire life, the loudest fart that everybody was you're laughing at me too, I'm not laughing at you. You farted during your solo. Nope, not me, Graham. Oh so he farted loudly. Everybody started laughing. Yeah, but

why would that ruin your life? Because it was so embarrassing that I had to quit the choir, like I couldn't sing anymore with anybody, and I love to sing. All I can remember is looking down in the pews and Graham sitting there laughing his face off while he was ruining my life. You sound like still really upset about this fart, like you can't find humor in it? What fifteen years later? Yeah, I'm an accountant now, I don't find humor in anything honest about that. I think

he did it on purpose. He and his friends were all laughing about it, like it was planned, like he meant to do it. Okay. Yeah, and you obviously have never forgiven him for that. No, and he never even apologized. I don't think he even remembers that that happened. Well, he would, and would he? You don't always remember when you ruined somebody's life, that's true. Yeah, people have told me that time. I'm like, oh, I have no idea.

That's really sad. Well, Grace, I hesitated tell you this because I think it's gonna make you angry, but I'm gonna tell you anyway. Graham is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. What. Yeah, you're laughing. I'm sorry, I'm I'm sorry, Hi, Grace. Why are you calling me? I'm calling you because we had a good time. I'm sorry that I'm laughing now. First and foremost, that was not me. I did not do that.

That was my buddy, Aggie. He was sitting right next to me, and I completely forgot about all of that, but I'm remembering. You remember the fart. It was not Aggie, it was you know, it was Aggie. I swear to you. It doesn't even matter. It doesn't even matter. But it doesn't matter because you were laughing then at my pain, and you're laughing now at it. So why would I want to go out with somebody who is just going to make fun of me for the rest of my life? Enough, Like,

I get it. When you're a kid, it's easy to get traumatized about stuff like this. And everyone was laughing. It was an impressive part. But he did it, Aggie was He was impressive with that, Like I don't know how he did it, Like he could drop a fart whenever. However, all the time, that's the way that he did business. He could change the pitch, he could change the timber, he could have change the intensity. He had the right fart for every moment. Oh my god, bro, I do

not think you're helping the situation right now, Buddy. All I want to do is no Aggie. I just want to meet Aggie now. I keep in touch with Aggie and he's an awesome guy. I mean, he said, it's so shared troubles, but he's a good guy. And I look, he's a good guy. Did you not hear what I just said. He completely embarrassed me on purpose, Grace. You cannot hold stuff against me or anybody when we were twelve. Maybe you can't, but for me, it was really traumatic.

And I want to go out with somebody that taps people that way, Grace. Can they just ask you a question? First of all, when did you figure this out? Because when I met you on the train, I got the feeling that you didn't really remember who I was. Honestly, I didn't remember you until I got home and I started looking through my photos and then I saw you and it all just came flutting back Andy, Well, and it's like I've had to deal with this all over again.

I had forgotten about it. But if you went home after our date and you were looking at photos of me, there must have been a reason for that, right, Like you, we got along really well, We had a good time on the date and all of this stuff when we were twelve years old aside, we had a great date, and I would really like to have another shot with you. You're not any different now than you were then twelve

years old, Grace twelve. Yeah, when you're twelve years old, it's hard not to get caught up in the thrill of a fart. You know, I didn't get caught up in the thrill of it. I know, Grace. I know that that still hurts you. But maybe, I mean, maybe this will bring some sort of closure to all of it, Like for you to realize that they didn't do it to hurt you. They were just being immature boys. Now that doesn't mean it's excusable, but maybe you can like

find some forgiveness and closure. Sure I forgive them, but I'm not going to forget it. What would you like to go on a second date with Graham? Will pay for it? No, sure, I get it. You're not well to get to know Graham. Now you're gonna stick with twelve year old Graham. He'll be forever young. In my mind, you did, I will say grab you did. Come out of that laughing right off the top, like maybe that wasn't the best move. I know, I know, I know.

But soon as soon as you say part it's funny, don't laugh part part so funny, everybody fart totally jew bowl you fart right? No? Never yeah, never done it. I don't know what you're talking about. How much Grace on this one. Thank you for your time, Grace, sorry for what happened to you in church, and Graham, sorry you didn't get a second date. Man, that's stakes. Yeah,

it does. That's a good way to put it. It's awkward. Now, this would be the perfect time for Augie to show up with a really perfect part like you calling broken Jubil in the Morning Move at ninety two point five,

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