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was hoping things would get wild, but that didn't happen. Oh, so okay, I need to get more information on that, John. How wild were you hoping things would get? I don't know, nothing crazy yet. I've met this girl, Danielle threw some friends who you know. The only thing they said was that she was kind of wild, and I was kind of looking to get a little wild. Just the way you phrased it was just kind of creepy to me. Yeah, whah, You know what didn't happen and we didn't get wild,
and that was a bummer. It does sound like you drive around like a azamata and have satin sheets at home. I don't know. I wasn't a sexual thing necessarily. I just I don't know. I was looking for a good night, you know. So her friends said she would have wild, but she ended up not being wild, not that wild. No tell us about the date, I don't know. It was just pretty standard. We uh we talked for a
few weeks just online, and we had busy schedules. So we ended up just after a few weeks of talking, eating up at a bar, you know, casual, and had a few drinks, had three normal kind of first date conversations. He sounds really disappointed when you're describing the state. I don't know why you want to call her back. Well, I don't know. I think I kind of screwed it up. She was super cute. I did like her, but uh yeah, the date just didn't really go the way I thought
it was gonna go. Okay, So what happened? What went wrong? Well, a couple of things. So after we were just talking about you know, kind of normal first date kind of stuff. At one point I kind of leaned over and sort of whispered to her like, hey, so you know what your friends say about you? And she sort of looked at me like kind of weird yeah, I would immediately be pissed, like it doesn't matter what comes out of your mother after that, not only mad at you, but
I'm also mad at my friends. Well yeah, she's like, wait, what do my friends say about me? Yeah? And I was like, well, you know, they say you're pretty wild? Oh no, and she didn't like that. No, sounds like a bad lie. And you're whispering. I think she took it to be sort of like a sexual thing. And it's not my intention at all. Are you telling the truth because you're whispering. I heard you're pretty wild and
you're saying that you're int What was your intention? Like, I just thought it was going to move the conversation forward or maybe inspired to do something crazy, like, I don't know, shotgun a beer or something. Tell me about some crazy trips. She went on to Africa, Like it's a little bit of information I had. Yeah, so it came out wrong what you were trying to say, like your friends said you like to party or something, but you decided to phrase it in a really awkward way.
Wild was maybe not the best okay, And so did things just go downhill after that? Yeah? Yeah? How quickly before the date ended so I kind of bounced back from the wild comment a little bit. We just kept on talking about our careers, and she's got a dog.
She talked about her dogs. And then, just like on a sitcom, you know, we were eating these like mozzarella sticks, and there was one last and we both sort of like went for it at the same time, and she was like, you have it, and I was like, oh, you have it, and it basically led to me sort of awkwardly picking up the cheese stick and like trying to feed it to her. Yeah, that's bad too. I heard your friends say you'd like to get wild. Here, let me shove a cheese stick, Danny. See how you
handle that. And it gets so much worse, guys, because what ended up happening, She ends up choking and gagging on the tried cheese sticks, shove it down her throat. No, I just was trying to feed it to her. It was bad. It was all bad. Yeah, so it's bad all around. You pretty much made yourself look like a weird a hole really loves muz REALI sticks. I don't know. I heard she was wild. I was just trying to be spontaneous. I don't know. It's a long way to
be spontaneous, it's not wild. Maybe go to another bar, go dancing, or have some shots, like take the lead there. I know, I know, that's why I want a second date. I mean, she's super cute and other than when I was being super weird, he did have good conversations. All right, Well, we'll play a song and then come back collar and see if she's recovered from the cheese stick and maybe get you a second date. Okay, okay, thanks, good, all right, hanging up brooking jubil in the morning, right in the
middle of a second day up date. And if you're just joining us, John, it's on the phone. And John, which you'd probably describe as a very romantic guy, if you go on a date with him, he'll whisper sweet nothings into your ear, things like hey heard you were wild, and then if you're lucky, maybe he'll shove a cheese stick down your throat until you gag. Oh yeah. And if that sounds like I'm joking, I'm not. That's what actually happened on John's date. He went out with a
girl named Danielle. Apparently her friends told him that she was wild, so he decided to drop that line. Hey heard your wild And then they were eating cheese sticks, and somehow it got to the point where he shoved a cheese stick down her throat and she gagged and had to go to the bathroom. And he pretty much knows he screwed the whole thing up. And he was very awkward about the whole wild situation. So John, we're gonna give her a call and see if we can
save you any last thoughts. Do what you can. I mean, and you seem so normal when we talk to you on the phone, Like who you are with us seems very different than who you were on that date. I don't know. Maybe I was just nervous. They said she was wild. I was just shying to impress her. Try to let your wild side show a little bit, all right, Well, when a dollar right now, and see if we can figure out if that is the whole reason your date went bad. Okay, okay, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi,
maspeak to Danielle. Please, this is her mask is calling. Yeah, how are you doing, Danielle? This is Jewel from the radio show Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Um, okay, from where Brook and Jewel in the morning. It's a radio show. Okay, how can I help you? That's a good question. Well, we do a segment on our show
called the Second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back after, they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened. And we got an email about you from a dude named John. Oh. Okay, yeah, so John emailed us because he told us a little bit about your date and also said that you aren't calling him back or responding to any of us text messages. He's wondering why. Um,
I'm not sure why he's wondering why. Yeah, I mean he told us about it, and he said that he did some things on the date that he thinks might have ruined it. But I want to hear it from your side first, Like, describe the date with John. Sure, like it was fun at first, but he's just like way too extreme for me. What do you mean by that? Um? At one point he like leaned over and like whispered in my ear that like I was wild. Yeah, it
was weird to us that too. I can't believe you didn't walk out right there Honestly, I just kind of wanted to see where it was gonna go, because I figured my friends wouldn't put me in like danger. But then the date continued and I realized, yeah, no, really, um, we sit at the table before real conversation even starts, our drinks are brought to us. He shot gun the red bulls bull Yeah, just the red ball. Yeah. I
just like didn't understand. And then he was like whoa and started playing the knife game, you know, like where you take a knife as read your fingers on a table and like try not to hit your fingers, and he wanted me to join and wait, he just said he wanted you to play the knife game too. He also wanted me to play the knife game like a fun like competitions date. It was weird. It's like you're on a date with some cracked out frat boy, is
what it sounds. Yeah, And like every time I said no to do these ridiculous things made me sound like I wasn't fun. And then like conversation would be going fine and he would just be like, yeah, you want to get wild? It was just fun. I would I would assume he's on drugs, like if I was out with him. I'm like, this guy is on maybe like he forgot to take his drugs. Okay, point, very good point. In his defense. When he was talking to us, he said that your friends told him that you like to
get wild. I don't think that's really an excuse. It's kind of odd his behavior. I dance on a like a bar every now and then. I bought sky I once, but I'm not gonna like play with a knife. Yeah. And then the worst part is at the end of the night, he thought it you to like shove a cheese stick down my space. Yeah, I started gagging. It was awful. He mentioned that too, So you're not you're not into having somebody gag you with cheese sticks on
the first stage. You know, I'm not really meaning Okay, yeah, you're one of the rare breed then, because that seems like a pretty normal thing to me, you know, I mean, was there anything good about this day and all day, y'all? Because it sounds horrible. Honestly, it's just a funny story that I'll laugh about later, not yet, not to bring up old wounds, but guess what. Danielle John is actually on the phone and wants to talk to you. No, No, he's not. Yes, he is. You know, he's a wild man.
You never know what to expect from him. And he's unless he hung up. He's still on the phone. John, Are you there? Yeah? O, my god, are you kidding me? Danielle, Look, I gotta be honest with you. The only reason I did any of those things was because your friends told me you were crazy, like, oh, get wild. No, but see, like I'm not stupid, like I do fun things. That was just weird. I don't know what I was thinking.
Like the knife thing like terrified me. I practiced that at home in my apartment with a straw for like three hours. Well, you actually you were practicing the knife thing in preparation for your date, or just in general. You were practicing in preparation for the date, so it was a planned event on the date, you trying to stab yourself. It seemed like a good idea at the time. I don't know, I'm an idiot. I don't know what I was thinking. Like, it wasn't fun or exciting. It
was actually scary and terrifying. I was concerned, and so were all the people sitting around. I mean, I practiced a lot. I had it super dialed, but I understand didn't look like it's not gonna lie. The point is I just was like that because i'd heard you were I thought I would impress you. I mean, elevators scare me. Don't get me started on planes. I don't even like to go over the speed limit. I don't like big dogs.
Even medium ones kind of scare me. While you're saying a lot, John, why weren't you just yourself on the date, I'm sure that that would have worked a lot better because her friends told me she was wild. And if you think that this girl's gonna be super wild, you gotta step it up otherwise she might get bored. I don't know. That's just how guys think. Okay, So, like none of that was really you. So I didn't get to see like you at all on the date? No,
not really, you got to see his wild side, Daniel. Look, I promise I'm a totally normal, boring, everyday guy. I like playing Settlers with Katan and netflixing all day. And yeah, what Settlers of Katan. It's a really awesome game. You play it with your friends, and yeah, I think you would really really like it. You developed a little colonies and it's it's good we should Did you say you, Danielle or oh? I definitely said You're not just settlers
of Katan either. Huh, that doesn't sound like too much fun, Danielle. The point is is, I I promise I'm not the crazy person that I acted like on the date. I'm totally normal and I really like you, and we never have to play Settlers of Katan together. Maybe that's just my thing. That's totally cool, But I would love to go on a second date with me. Where do you think, Danielle, would you go on a second date with John? We'll pay for it. I mean, can we go somewhere that
doesn't have knives? Absolutely? Sushi top sticks? You get? Okay? So now there are no knives involved, no weird board games, and no cheese sticks for sure? God does yeah, I don't shove a sushi roll down her throat. If she says yes, well you do it. Danielle, give John like the real John another shot. I mean, why not? It couldn't be any worse than the wild John. I feel like those are famous loss as well. Congratulations John, you got a second date. Thank you so much. You guys Danielle,
you won't regret it. I comment, I make promises. You can't keeping broken jewel in the morning