Need Lasic trust the experienced team at the Lasic Center at Evergreen Eye Center. No glasses, no contacts, no limits. What will you do Lasik at Evergreen dot com Rooking Jewels. Second Date Update. The guy on the phone for a second date update today and his email said that he uses Tender all the time, he loves it, and he's
had a lot of good and bad dates. But this is the first time he's emailed us because he thinks he might be ready to jump off Tender because he found the one, but now she's not calling him back. His name is Keith. What's up, Keith? Hey, guys, how's it going. Can I take a guess that you met this woman on said tinder? I did meet her on Tinder? Okay? Cool? And what's her name? Her name is Heather? Okay, so
tell us a little bit about Heather. So I met Heather on Tinder and I had a good feeling about it. I swiped and she it was a match. And uh, it's good because you wouldn't have been able to meet her if you didn't imagine. I'm sorry, guys, I'm I'm just really nervous talking to you. Guys. I'm a big fan of you just pretend like you're messaging with us on Tender. A lot more confidence there, dude. Well that's really funny. I like your jokes. Well, okay, thank you.
I appreciate you said you were kind of a tender expert. Was there something that made her different from all the other people that you see on Tinder? Well, she had a really good picture. It was funny. It wasn't just of her, um, you know, I had her dog in it. It wasn't just a just a normal you know shot that it's the best picture she's ever taken. So I thought that was good. Okay, okay, dogs always make Tinder better, I swear. So tell us about your date with Heather.
What did you guys do? So we decided to meet up at a bar and I got there first and then she got there. She said that she had trouble recognizing me, which I get a lot because I don't really use my picture. It's some guy that looks, you know, kind of like me using your picture? What are you doing man fishing? Well, I mean he looks just like me, so why not use yours? I tried using my picture and I never got anything. And as soon as I use the other picture. I was getting matches all day long?
Is that because he is? Maybe? I mean, granted, we all are working with what we got. Is this guy though that the picture you're using. Is he a lot more handsome than you? Is he like the good looking version of you? I mean, I wouldn't say a lot a better chin, maybe, but that's about it. Okay. How could you ever get a follow up date if someone shows up to the date and you're not who you say you are, Well, I just tell him it was
from like a different time in my college days. So yeah, that was me before I got a job and gained a few pounds or whatever. All right, So is that what you told Heather? I just, you know, I mentioned that it was from another time, and she kind of, you know, shrugged it off, and we kept going, and I thought we were having a good time. Okay, what made you think you're having such a good time. We've ound common interest. We'd like talking about celebrities and Hollywood
gossip and you know, all this stuff that's happening. All right, So did you guys just gossip for a few hours and that was the whole day? I wish? Okay? I mean, I'm not really sure what happened. It was somewhere around the middle of the date, she started feeling uncomfortable and just the conversation wasn't flowing the way it was in the beginning. Okay, you know, I'm just not sure. Did you ever recover from that or was it awkward? After that,
it kind of got a little more awkward. I thought, get some more drinks, kind of loosen up a little bit. So I ordered a bunch of drinks for the table, maybe too many. I got three, and she got three drinks for each of you. Yeah. I thought, you know, we'd make it fun and try and get a little loosened up. Yeah. Did she pound the drinks? So she actually didn't drink any of the drinks. And I'm sitting there, I'm like, I ordered all these drinks for us, and
I'm not going to be able to drink them. And yes, she kind of just said that. Her friend text her, I'm not really sure. Yeah, okay, I'll tell you. If I was in her situation, I would feel like you were trying to get me hammered, so that like I would sleep with you. Oh well, I mean not necessarily, not necessarily. Whatever happened happens. But that's not you know, it's not my intention, all right. So, so did she just leave and cut the date short? Yes, she said,
Oh I got a text on my friend. She needs my help. I'm going to get out of here. But I never really saw her look at her phone or anything. Okay, she didn't even pick up her phone at all. Just I got a text. I know I can fill in my pocket. It's where my friend I have to go. Yeah. How many how many times are you try to get ahold of her since that date? UM? Like four or five but it's only been a few days. Oh my gosh.
I mean she obviously doesn't want anything to do with you, you think so, Yes, I mean you cat fished her, then you tried to get her drunk, and then she lied about having an emergency. Nobody has an emergency from a friend. It just doesn't work that way. But we talked a lot about celebrit Oh, well there you go. So to me, the date went, well, well, we'll play a song and then come back and call her and get your second day up date. Okay, Can I just say one more thing to you, guys? Sure, I gotta say.
It's an honor and a privilege to be on the air and doing this with you. Guys. I listened to you all the time. I'm a huge fan and I love it. I love it all right now. I hope you get a date. But little brooking jubil in the morning date. You know, I really don't understand why Keith isn't getting a call back from this date. Let's recap real quickly. He met her on Tinder. He actually cat fished her by having a picture of some other dude
as his profile. Then they met up and they hung out and there was a loll in the conversation, so he ordered six drinks for the table, all at the same time for her, three for him, in an attempt to get her hammered so it would loop up the conversation a little bit. And then she said you had to leave because she got a text message from her friend was an emergency, although she never looked at her phone, So I don't get it. Sounds like a pretty successful
date to me, Keith. Are you ready to call Heather? Yeah? Yeah, I really like her, so I hope it's not the profile picture is. I'm a good guy. I mean it does It shouldn't matter what I looked like it sounds like it's all those things combined. But one thing that I didn't ask you that I'm really curious about. What did you do with the six drinks that you would ordered nobody drank? Did you finish him yourself? I did? Oh, she left. I didn't know what else to do. Alcohol.
Somebody had a good night. It just wasn't her. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't drink them all at once. Um, but I did drink them all. I said, there for a while, and uh, you know, talk to the people around me and the tables around me. Yeah, so there's one guy with just six drinks at this table at least talking to people. All Right, Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna call her right now. Here we go a jubile when she answers, can you tell her I'm a I'm a good guy. I'm really funny joke like you sure
teller as well? Start using jewels picture for your profile for dude, I don't care. All right, here we go, Hello, Hi, can I speak to Heather? Please? This is Heather? Who can I who's calling? Hey? Heather? How are you? This is Jewel from the radio show Brook and Jewel in the morning. Um, okay, how are you? I'm great? What what is this about? Well? Did I win something? No, you didn't. We actually do a segment on our show.
It's called the second Date Update. It's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up blowing them off, they can email us to get you on the phone and ask what happens? So somebody email us about you? Okay, who emailed about me? It's a guy you met off a tender. His name is Keith. Oh, we had a feel you need to have that reaction. So Keith told us actually a little bit about your date, and he's wondering why he's not getting a call back.
He really asking that question. I mean, yeah, on the same date that I was on. Yeah. Yeah, he seemed to think that you guys had a great time and really connected over talking about celebrities. He's clearly delusional or has memory loss. Really, I mean, he told us about the date and it sounded fabulous. It's sarcastic, I mean, fabulous or from his point of view, but creepiest from my point of view. I don't really was it the six drinks that he ordered? I mean, if somebody ordered
six drinks trying to give me drunk. I would I would say thanks, but then I would also think they were creepe. No, I mean the drink part, I mean was weird, but like that wasn't even the worst part of the date. And yeah, so I know you guys like said, like, we talked about celebrities, and we did, but I cannot imagine he told you the full story of that conversation because you guys are still like, I feel like you're still on Keith side. I told us, is that you guys bonded over the fact that you're
both really into celebrity gossip. That was the extent of that. It sounded innocent from the way he described it. It's not innocent. So yeah, we're like into celebrity. I mean, I'm into celebrity gossip, like I like, I mean, I read all those magazines and I love like the E News Network. But when we were thinking about it, he proceeded to pull out his cell phone and started showing me nude pictures of celebrities that he had downloaded, like male and female nudes, like male and female, Yeah, just
any nude celebrity. Yeah, I mean he's like, yeah, I just searched for them, and then when I find them, I I download them because like I have this very extense I mean, he had like just a folder in his photos of just all nip. There had to be at least a hundred photos in there. Why would he show you that? Is it like his like spank bank type thing or like what's happening here? I don't know. I did not ask because I was just so weirded out. I didn't want to know the extent of what he
does with these photos. I mean, if he's showing them to me, God knows what he's doing with them when he's by himself. And then like, if that's what he publicly shares, what does he have in private? Yeah, like if he's very open about that, like what, don't I know what? I didn't like any of them. I didn't. I wasn't really looking at them, like he just he pops one up and I was like so flabbergasted that he's showing me a new celebrity photo and then he
like he's like what I have so many? He was like he showed me the folder he was like rolling through. I'm like, what is happening right now? Like am I being punmed? Like is somebody filming this? Like this can't be happening like this, this is not something you talk about on a first date. What do you say? I'm not prude, but at the same time, like, I just don't think this is very appropriate to be showing nudes.
Like we're out in public and you know it was you know, it's close quarters too, so I'm sure somebody at a table around us, like also saw that he had new rotos on his phones, you know, like he's showing me and I'm telling you, I don't want to do this, and I'm trying not to be rude, almost trying to like change the conversation. I got to play on the Heather, Heather, Uh uh, hey, Heather, Uh, that's Keith. He's actually on the other line listening and wants to
talk to you and barely can't wait. Sorry, Uh, what is going on? Like he's listening, He's on the phone. Yeah, yeah, Heather, I just wanted to talk to you, and you wouldn't. You wouldn't calling me back because I mean, were you not on the same day, Like I was so uncomfortable, Like why were you uncomfortable? We were having a good time. What did you not hear anything? She said? You're like a sicko dude, Like, why are you carrying around folders
with naked celebrities on them? What else am I supposed to do with those photos? I don't know. I mean, you could not search for them on the internet and download them. That's one thing you could do or not do. I mean, you guys have talked to celebrities all the time. Maybe you never wondered what one of them looked like naked. I bet you I can find a picture of them celebrity.
That's a different conversation for a different time, Keith. We're talking about Heather right now and her being creeped out by you. Okay, Heather, you pick up celebrity and I bet no, I'm sorry. Are you listening for yourself? Like, can you hear yourself speaking? Yeah, it's not normal. This is not a normal conversation you have with someone you're on a first date with, Like, this is what I mean. After you left, I talked to the tables around us,
and they like the celebrity pictures. Wait, this is a normal thing that you're sharing with people. This is just out in the open for you in your life. Yeah, everybody wants the c celebrities naked. I mean a lot of people do. Their photos always blow up whenever they're leaked online. But it's just kind of weird to be out at a bar showing random strangers that you have a bunch of It's such an invasion of privacy to those people who have their phones hacked, like that's awful.
I have a couple of pictures of myself on their nude and I don't care. Oh my god, Like that's just the times we're in. That makes it better. Get Heather. Were you ever wondering what Keith looked like nude? No, no, I don't. I don't know. I saw your face when I was walking to you. I felt like you were you were done dressing me with your eyes. Oh man, No, that didn't even cross my mind. You weirdo? Then why are you looking at me like that? Like? What? Like?
I was creeped out by the fact that this man approaching me looked nothing like his photo on his Kinder profile. What do you mean that was me? Oh? Okay, are you sure? Because Dac looked more like Ryan Reynolds and you look more like Schmiegel from the hobbit. I get that I looked like Ryan Reynolds all the time. Really, are you really using a Ryan Reynolds picture as your profile? No, it's not Ryan Reynolds. It looks just like me. But is it? But is it really Ryan Reynolds? Keith like you?
Guys are funny. We should we should all hang out. No, we got a bunch of drinks and look at pictures of the naked celebrities. Don't do it, guys? Well, first, Heather, I have all of them. Oh great, First, Heather, I need to ask you, though, will you go on a second date with Keith? We will pay for it? Oh my gosh, for all meaning in the world, I would not go on another date with dude, Heather. I just want to apologize. If we had known what was going on,
we wouldn't have even gotten you on the phone. For real, Heather, you're gonna say no after I bought you all the those drinks? Yes, I am saying no. I did not ask for the drinks you ordered. Oh you know that's just being ungrateful. No, absolutely nothing. Why don't you be grateful, Heather and give Keith another shot? Stop it? Brook, Come on, what are you doing I thought you were on my side. No, no, I haven't been on your side from actually the very
beginning when we found out about the profile picture. You're creepy dude. Whatever, Guys, I got a great personality. I think we should all hang out and you know, not worry about any of this stuff. Yeah, well, you know what, then you probably don't feel too bad about not getting another day with Heather. That's cool. I thought Heather was fun, but it seems like she's not too fun, so it's fine. Look, Keith will find you somebody who wants to sit around
look at naked celebrities with you. Night two. Is there anybody out there at all interested in Keith? Yeah, come on, guys, texting and if you want to send me some nudes, that's cool. You guys are celebrities. I'll put you on my folder and Jupil in the Morning Loop at ninety two point five