2nd Date Update PODCAST: Wax On, Wax Off

going to agree because it's crazy. I can't believe that he would actually do this on a date. It's nuts out of control. I think, actually, I think it's gonna blow my mind here in a second. His name is Kyle. Kyle, how are you. I'm doing all right? I don't think what I ate on the date with Hey, Hey, Hey, But before we get into your crazy dinner choice, I first want to know how you met the girl that

you went out with. Just so, I met this girl named Lena at the local bar that I go to and I was sitting down at the end of the bar and there was this table. There were like three girls there and I was actually kind of trying to make eyes at one of Lena's friends. But as I walked over, like Lena thought that I had been making eyes at her, and she was really cute. But when I walked up to the table, she looked at me and goes, go ahead, give me your cheesy pickup line.

Are you serious? I mean, were you excited about that? Or were you like awkward? How did I let her know that I'm actually trying to hit out our friends. I actually really kind of liked that. She just immediately kind of punched me in the nose, like I like that kind of challenges and doesn't just that tells you there's something special about it. That should have been your cheesy pickup and you should have been like, actually, I

was wondering if your friend is single. So you walked over there to talk to one of her friends, and she talked to you first, and then you were I mean, I guess not stuck talking to her because you seem like you like her enough to do a second date update, but you just had to switch your game up and start talking to her. I just had to switch it up just a little bit, and uh, you know, my pickup line was huh. That was my response. So, yeah, did you guys end up going out or did you

just hang out that night? We had one drink together and she was just really cool. I had to go. I was meeting my parents for dinner, and so I gave her my number and she actually called me. Okay, I liked this girl. She's really forward. Yeah, you know, she was really cool, and I mean dinner was awesome. Like I picked her up for dinner, took her out nice restaurant. I wanted to, you know, impress her. I really thought there could potentially be something there and that.

Let's talk about the dinner for a second, because your email said that you think the item that you chose to eat might be scaring her off, And after reading your email, I've got to say I agree wholeheartedly. You madman? What could what did you order? This is killing me because I can't imagine ever not calling a guy over what he ate. I just ordered a salad. That's what I'm talking about. Wait, dinner salad or like a side salad or like a meal salad. There's a different It

doesn't really matter. The point is Kyle, why do you think ordering a salad is not getting you a callback. Well. I mean some girls that I've been on dates with it seemed offended. At dinner, I only ordered like a small salad. I mean, I tell them they can eat whatever they want, but I'm only going to order a small salad. And sometimes in the past girls have seemed

offended by it. I could see, you know, I could honestly see I would feel like you were judging me for what I was eating, especially if you added the line, you can eat whatever you want, but I am diet conscious. I am going to order a salad. I could see that. I mean, it sounds kind of pretentious almost, but like I really don't care what they eat. I just I try to treat my body well. And so I mean, see, now you are sounding pretentious, like, yeah, you can go

ahead and order some sort of fried something. I don't put anything like that in my body. Is the way you posed it to her? No, that's not the way that I mean, Like when I when I told her, she seemed surprised but not put out. So I can't imagine that that's the way it came out of my mouth. But couldn't you. I mean, if this honestly has been a problem, for you in the past. Can't you just make an exception for one date night to maybe get oh crazy chicken or something. No, like, I only eat

salads for dinner. That is all that I eat. Why my body is a temple. I work incredibly hard to make sure that I stay in good shape. I feed myself well, I take vitamins, I exercise. I want to make sure that my body isn't the best possible shape. Hearing you say this, did you harp on that the whole time? No? I mean like we talked about her dog, we talked about my family. I mean we had you know, we had it. She seemed a little surprise, not put out like I said, And then from their conversation went

very well. Can I ask, I think it's important to know what did she order for dinner? If you only had a little tiny salad. She ordered a steak, okay, so maybe she and put out by it. Maybe she didn't care what you ate at all. When the steak came out, like, I even liked reinforce that it was an okay decision, I said, good for you. That's I really didn't care what she ordered. I told her, it's like that steak looked really hardy. He's at Melia, got there, lady.

Good work. That's like when my dad growing up would tell me, I'm good German working stock and I was built to carry heavy thing because you know, they're just not things that you want to hear. So how did she react after you told her that her meal was hardy? She dug in immediately and cleaned her plate. Okay, so it doesn't seem like the food thing bothered her that much. But that's either that or she was doing it out of spite. Guys, I don't think it was contentious, like

you're kind of making it out to me. And she got what she wanted. I got to eat what I wanted, okay, And yeah, did you guys kiss at the end of the night. So at the end of the night, drove her home and I'd been working up the courage all night to kiss her, and he looked at me. We made eye contact, and I leaned in to kiss her, and she turned her head and gave me a hug, and I ended up like almost kissing her. I think

it was just a miscommunication. I mean, it was a little awkward, but I mean it was the first date. I understand I did think that I would get a kiss. It gone well, but called her. I've been and us looking at you guys for some heal, Well, we'll play a song. Comeback caller and get your second date up there. Okay, looking jubil in the morning date. If you're just tuning in for today's second date update, I'll do something I

don't normally do at the beginning of these. I'll go ahead and act out the first date that this guy went on. Yeah, Kyle is on the phone with us and he wants us to call a girl named Lena today. I'll go ahead and knocked out their first date. They were sitting there at the table and here's what happened. The waiter came up and asked what they would have to eat, and Kyle said, I'll just I'll just have a little thalid can I have a tiny little thalet

and maybe just some lowcal dressing on the side. I might just get my fork in it, so there's a little bit of dressing on just each bike. But I'm not gonna have too much dressing in the sweet love Lena over there, what would you like? And Lena was like, all strong, our walk a big stirk amker as rare as possible. Please, I want to hear that thing move on my plate because I like, Kyle, would you say that's a good representation of your date? It's a funny.

I'm surprised you didn't say uncanny. Kyle is on the phone. He wants to call Lena. He thinks the reason she's not calling him back is because he only had a salad on their date and she ate a steak, and at one point he said to her, Hey, don't worry about eating that steak. That's a hearty little meal you got there, which could be taking the wrong way, but he said the date was good. It ended with an awkward moment where he tried to give her a kiss and she gave him a hug. And she hasn't talked

to him ever since. Kyle, we're about to call her any last words. I would just like the chance to explain and see if she'd be willing to go out one another date. Maybe I could take out. I mean I could have tea, she could have coffee or whatever she wants, the horrible coffee. I'm a hard eating lady. I feel like you should just skip any food dates to go on, like go for a hike or something. That's literally what she's said. All right, I'm gonna dollar in front of her right now. Here we go, Kyle,

guys are really funny. Yeah, here we go. Man. Hello, I was trying to get a hold of Lena. Yeah, this is she. Hey Lena, how are you? My name is Jubil and I host a radio show called Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Okay, Um, why are you calling me? Well, I'm calling you because you recently went out on a date with one of our listeners, and he actually emailed us to see if we could get you on the phone. Hey. Wait, your your radio station? Yes, you work for a radio station. No, I am the

radio station. Yes, Um, we do a segment, Yeah I am. We do a segment on our show. It's called the second Date Update. Kyle told us that he went on a date with you and he would love to see you again, except you're not answering any of his phone calls or text messages. Okay, So he asked us if we could get you on the phone and find out if something went wrong. It's like a real thing, like people call him. It's Mariel. It happens all the time. Station. This is like a real thing. I promise, I'm just

calling on behalf of Kyle. He wants to know what happened. Um, yeah, he's um, he's in, he's nice. Yeah. Okay, it sounds like you're dodging the question quite a bit there. I don't know what you want me to say. I don't know what did he tell you. He told us that he met you at a bar and you guys went out for dinner. He said that he thinks you're not calling him back because he only ate a salad on your date. I thought that was stupid, but oh, that's

that's really endearing. Actually, um, was he called descending to you about like you eating your steak, your hearty choice? He told you I ordered a steak. Yeah, yeah, he did really detailed. This is kind of intimate, were you guys like? We talked to him. We talked to him for a while, and he said he thinks the reason you're not calling him back is because he ordered a salad and you ate a steak. And you might have thought that that was kind of weird and judgy of him.

I have high hopes for this, and you know, we met at the bar and he was a perfect gentleman and seemed really sweet and we got along great. He seemed totally normal. Um, he seemed, which means he wasn't totally normal. Yeah, it's always the ones that seemed normal that are the weirdos. I don't know if that so. What did he do that was so weird? He just did something like throughout the whole night. Actually, that was just totally grossed me out, to be honest. He just

said that it was nasty. Yeah, it was nasty, like beyond gross, it was. It totally disgusted me. What was he doing? This happened like three or four times, but throughout dinner, the whole evening, he would just casually, excuse me, cho thinking about he would just like casually take out his car keys and think around in his ear and pull out like a lot of ear wax. Did I think?

Said that is so gross? He did have like three or four times, and I'm just sitting across from him, like he didn't even flinch, like like not even like sad at an eye. That was it just so weird talking dude the whole time while he's cleaning out his ears, like just like continuing conversation, like he like nothing was wrong or weird or strange about the fact was like rooting around in his ear for like some magical nug of view wax. How did you not say anything to him?

I mean like I could see like maybe one or two times and you're shocked. But by the third time that is so gross. I would think I was just dumbfounded and like the kicker the whole thing. Like the last time he did it, he actually sniffed the key before you pocket. That was it for me. That was the end. How did you even finish your meal? I would have been grossed out and not have been able to eat anything. I think I just kept looking at the ground and at the table, just hoping that it

would go away. But when I looked up, he he's still doing it. He's still digging around, And there is that why you totally dodged his kiss at the end. Oh he told you that too. Oh my god, the seeds man. Do we have any privacy? Yeah? I mean at some point I was like, all right, let's just get you this. I'm like, like, my thought, why I just kept thinking, like if that's what you do on a date during dinner, Like what else do you do? In private, We're like, now, what else do you do

in general? Like I don't know it, Like my mind is Kennon kept revolving around like other gross things, disgusting. I'm sorry to see that. Yeah, I mean too. Hey, Lena, I'm not actually sure if he can hear because it sounds like he's got a lot of wax in his ears. But Kyle is actually on the other line listening to this conversation there what yeah, So wait, let me get this straight. You're complaint, You're big problem with the data

said I was cleaning wax out of my ears. Oh, it's not that you were just cleaning earwax out of your ear. It's that you were doing it with a key at the dinner table while we were having a dinner, like repeatedly. First off, I didn't realize that I was doing it. But there's nothing disgusting about freeing your body of toxins. There's nothing weird about making sure that you don't have wax build up in your ears. I'm always dealing with that. I'm always working to get the toxins

out of my body. I'm trying to keep myself healthy, and ear waxes is unhealthy. For you, it's a boxin and you know, I mean, like normally I try to, you know, get my ears rinsed out on a regular basis. But that day I was busy, I was running late, and I didn't realize it was that noticeable. I like, I don't even I don't know what to say. It was so gross and it was so noticeable. Like I I'm surprised that I made it to dinner. It's a

bad habit. But I'm sure you have bad habits. And I don't judge you because you ate with your mouth open. Excused me. I was not eating with my mouth open. I wasn't raised in a barn like you that you know, believes that you can just pick your earwact out of the dinner table Like that is so different from you, like scraping stuff out of your body and putting it on display at dinner. That is disgusting. Book, I'm taking

toxins out of my body. I had to sit there at dinner and watch you fill your body full of poison. It's not how long do you ate stays in your intestinal trucks. There's a big difference between pulling out your keys and rooting round in your ear. And then also she said you were smelling it. You don't remember doing that or do you remember doing that? I don't remember doing that. Sometimes I do smell the wax to make

sure it just smells healthy and not. Kyle, well are you talking about how are you just like really embarrassed right now? And this is some weird defense saying that you're doing No, I'm not embarrassed by it. Okay, I didn't realize I was doing it there at the table, but it's something I'm incredibly health conscious. It's something that I do. I have bad habits, you have bad we all have bad habits. She's finding out on the first date.

I don't know what kind of other bad habits you have, but that is a total reason to not go on a second Like that is the That is the epitome of why I would not go on a day with someone's best of You think it's like a healthy choice like that is that's kind of horrifying. Like what else do you do? Do you like take your nose to clear? You're talking about obviously you don't take care of yourself. I don't know. I don't thinking around and una your wax out is taking care of yourself and eating a

salad every other whatever. I keep my body clean. I keep my body free of noxins, and I will not apologize for that. Keep your life free of women. After this point, I think this is a good time to ask Lena, would you like to go out with Kyle again on a second date? It sounds like you two have hit it off and have some common ground here. Oh yeah, oh sure, yeah, hell no, If you guys go out on a second date, I will go with you, and I will clean his ear out the whole time

so he doesn't have to do it. I don't know if I couldn't watch that and paying me to go on a second date with her at this point. Oh wow, man, all right, well, Kyle, at least you know why she wasn't calling you back now. Yeah, thank you guys so much for saving me from this nightmare. I'm thrilled that I won't be going on a second date with Lena. Yeah, there's a lot of other ladies out there who love ear wax, dude, don't worry about it. Broken jewel in the morning,