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Just a date pops out of nowhere. Anytime I'm on a long ride, it's just like, oh, it's time for a hand date. What's a hand date? Just a long drive and an unexpected date. I don't think you're to buy your hand dinner. I don't even know what you guys are talking about, wre you're thinking of? But anyway, enough about me and my hand dating rituals. Let's talk to Mona, who's on the phone right now. And apparently Mona had an unexpected date. What's up, Mona? How are you?
I'm a right guy. Did you have a hand date? No? I didn't have a hand date. Okay, good, So your email said that you didn't really plan a date, but it kind of happened, and now he's not calling you back. What's his name? His name is Carl? Carl? All right, and how did you have an unexpected date with Carl? So let me start from the beginning. About four months ago, I got dumped by the love of my life. Oh my gosh. Those are the worst dumpings. Like dumping even
by someone you don't like very much, sucks. It was heartbreaking and heartbrenching. He was going to be the one And the worst part about it is he dumped me for his best friend. What wait, male best friend or female best friend. I don't want to get into that right now. Okay, sounds like a lot of stuff going on there. Yeah, I mean it's the worst part of my life. I think that was really low for me. But the other day, you know, I went out with some friends. I had to get myself out of his slump.
We went to bar, had a few drinks and she's like, give me your phone. Like why, She's like, just give me your damn phone. So I gave it. Jump. She downloaded this dating app and we start swiping, and you know these swiping laugh swiping, Right, I was like, now, that guy's ugly. But then I matched with Carl right and I was like, oh, he's kind of cute, and he, you know, immediately responded back. And it was weird because like,
twenty minutes later he showed up at the bar. Wait, did you tell him where you were or was that by two? Yeah? I know, I told him. Good, yeah, you invited him out. Then I was a little tipsy. I was like, all right, let me do something a little wild and crazy. So and he showed up. It was spontaneous and it was really cool, you know, and my friend decided to harden herself after making sure that he's not in that job. Good, she's a good friend.
Yeah no, She's like, you know you cool? Ye out, Like, yeah, I'm coold. So she left, and then Carl and I started drinking a little bit more and joking around, and we ended up staying at the bar pretty damn late. Okay, you guys hooked up, right, Like this is leading to a hook up. Well no, wait, I'm gonna tell you what happened. So, you know, because I was being spontaneous, I kind of dared him to do something spontaneous too, okay, And and he's like Okay, what do you want me
to do? I was like, go to the bathroom, take off your underwear, and bring it back to me. What. Okay, did you do it? He totally did. Okay, okay, well yeah, well he's definitely thinking that you guys are hooking up at this point. Yeah. I mean he was really cute and it was fun, and I kind of did something even more spontaneous. I grabbed his boxers and I used it as a napkin. What gross disgusting. I was like, you guys are having fun until you did that. That's
that's just disgusting. I thought it was kind of sexy, you know, like sexy. Okay, yeah, what did Carl think? Yeah? I don't know because I haven't heard back from him. I don't know. Wait what happened after you used his boxers as a napkin though? But we both got really really tipsy and I decided to uber home. He gave me a little sweet kiss on my cheek. But I just ubered home. Okay, did you keep the underwhere or
did you give it back to him? Oh? I kept it, so you have his underwear now, but no call back from him. I had his underwear, but no Carl. Was there a discussion of you guys going out again? The night was kind of hazy, Okay, so I figured, you know, he must have been turned on or I don't know. I just I thought i'd hear back when I've texted him a couple of times after I've tried calling it go straight to his voicemail. So you haven't heard anything from him? No, have you texted him being like, hey,
I got your underwear if you want him back? I have, I've been conflictatious. You don't think that he was just expecting to hook up that night, I mean, because he meets a girl twenty minutes later, he finds her at the bar, she asked him to take his underwear off, and then you uber home, Like, I don't know if he was looking for an actual date, because it doesn't sound like it to me. I mean, we had a really good time. We talked a lot, we joked around a lot. I got to know more about him, he
got to know more about me. I mean, it just seems like we were in a different connection, not just you know, one night stand. Okay, Well we'll play a song and then come back and call him and find out why he's not calling you back. Maybe get his underwear back to all right, we'll do it right after this. Hang on looking jubil in the morning. Second date update if you're just joining us for today's second date update.
Mona is on the phone and she wants to call it a dude named Carl, and I'm surprised she's not getting a call back because on her date she went to a level of commitment that most married people don't even go to. She actually used his underwear as a napkin. I've been in a lot of long relationships, never done that once, So I'm surprised because you two definitely shared a moment, Mona, if he missed it. She ended up hanging out with his dude named Carl at a bar.
They got really drunk and or like daring each other to do things. She dared him to take off his underwear and bring it back to the table. He did, and then she used it as a napkin. The only thing is he didn't dare to do that. She just decided to do it, and now she's not getting a call back. All right, Mona, are you about ready to call him? I am okay, And this is your first venture back into the dating world since your big breakup. You didn't talk about your ex or anything, right, maybe
a little bit, but not too much. I mean I just kind of alluded to the fact that I hadn't been on a date and about like four month. Okay. You also said you were really drunk too, so there may be a moment you don't remember. How are you good? Let's talk about your ex. A very good point. This is there too. All right, Well, I'm gonna dial this phone of it right now. See we can figure it out. Okay, okay, all rre we go. Hello, I speak to Carl please, this is him. Hey, Carl, how are you. This is
Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Um, this is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show, all right, um hello, Okay, what's going on? That's a good question, Carl. I'll answer that. We do a segment owner show called the Second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them after, they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened. And we got an email about you
from a girl named Mona. Oh, so you kind of understand what's going on now, Um, I went out with the girl named Mona. But right, and now you're not calling her back or answering her text messages. That's why we're on the phone. Mona wants to know if she did something wrong. Let me understand, Mona called you to call me to find out what happened on our date. Yes, exactly, So now I'm supposed to tell you, and then you're gonna tell Mona. I'm dyas king, Yeah, spread the gossip.
That's exactly what's supposed to happen. I mean, that's just weird. Could I take it? Could I take a guess of what I think may have happened while you're not calling her? Sure from her description, Like, you know, you answered a text from her twenty minutes later, you're at the bar. Were you just hoping for a hook up? No? You know she was fun, but it was a good time. Yes. No, I mean no, I didn't show up expecting to hook up. No, okay, is the reason you're not calling her back because she
used your underwear as a napkin? Oh my god, she told you that? Yeah she did? Oh man? No, No, I mean I've never seen anyone do that. I mean, it was like funny at the time, but when you say it like now, it just sounds kind of creepy. I mean, I have to give her props for the delivery. So you had fun with her, You guys had a good time at the bar. Yeah, I mean, like I didn't ask her to use my boxes and a napka or anything, but like we were having a good time.
We had a bunch of drinks. It was a good time. I just think but at the end, I just don't think I was stealing it. Is there any specific reason, I mean, you know, really high, so I mean I'm trying to sta put it. We talked about lots of different things, like nothing that was like too crazy or anything, but just like didn't seem necessarily like the sharpest person.
And like I know, we were drinking, so that that could have something to do with it, But it just I think it might be deeper than I like hearing you try to not say you felt like she was a dummy. Yeah, well I don't think she's a dummy. I just think that like there's there's some things that like she may or may not really quite grasp. I appreciate the effort. I appreciate the effort, But you don't think she's that smart? Is that what you're trying to
skirt around? I don't think she's Yeah, I mean I just like, okay, wait, wait, you guys, do you think is there any way Carl that you think that she was doing? You know, some girls think that guys don't like intelligent women, so they played the ditzy card. It's very obnoxious. But she hasn't been dating in a while. Yeah, I mean, okay, fine, but like it seemed a little bit more like sincere than just like having an example. Yeah, okay.
Later than night, we were like talking like after the whole naptive thing, and we were talking about like history for some reason, and she didn't agree with how I told her that they count centuries. Didn't agree okay, Like I told her the nineteenth century was the eighteen hundreds, that the eighteenth century was the seventeen hundreds. Did she like cut me off and was like that's bull, You're wrong, like getting like pissed off about it, like I was
somehow like making up this? Did not I mean, like, did she not understand what you're saying? Maybe? Well, At first, I was like, okay, you drunk and just is this let me say it again, and she was like, no, you're wrong, it's the twentieth century because it's twenty whatever. And I'm like, okay, no, And so I tried to like explain it forwards, backwards, whatever, and she just kept
getting more and more. I rate it's telling me I was stoop it and it was like I was just making things up and I was okay, to the point where she was just like, you know, let's agree to disagree. And I was like, disagree. Why is there so much of that in the world right now? Let's agree to disagree onlike facts? Yeah. Well, I was like, you're the only one disagree. Like I didn't want to get other
people involved, because like we just met. I wasn't like trying to belittler, and like she just kept arguing and arguing, getting more belligerent about it, and it went on, whoa, Okay, so she was actually getting angry with you, not like physical, but close Like how is this the first time that has come up for her? Yeah? Maybe she avoid talking about history. I don't know. You know, that's a good question we should ask her about that, because Carl. Guess what,
Mona is actually on the other line listening. I wants to talk to you. What what? Yeah? Yeah, unless she Carl, Yep, she's still there. Hey yeah, So I'm not intelligent enough for you. Oh. It kind of came down to the whole thing about the centuries. But you're wrong about not being intelligent. I'm not wrong. You are wrong, Okay, in the twentieth century. You know when the movie opened up and it says twentieth century is because we're in the twentieth centuries. Oh no, that's just the name of it
is twentieth century Fox. Yeah, that's the name of the company. And when you found it in the nineteen hundred. Wait, so, Mona, you're saying if a movie comes out n seyear twenty one something, it's going to be changed to the twenty first century movie. Absolutely, Oh, Mona, are you trolling us? You can't honestly believe that. Nice. You know what, I went to college. I got an A plus in history. I know my centuries. There's no way you got an a plus in history. I totally did. We are in
the twentieth century right now. In nineteen hundreds, it was the nineteenth century well, when you're first born, right anniversary the day of your birth? Are you one years old? Yeah's your first birthday. It's your first birthday. And then you're starting the beginning after your first year, you're starting on your second year. But you're not a year old until you're a year old. So how could are you hurting your brain right now because you're not making any sense?
It is actually kind of making sense. You're not making any senseral we are in the twentieth century right now, because you see what I know with like this, Like when she was drunk, I thought it made more sense, but like this is and I don't even think that it's a point of being wrong about it. Like I could see Mona you not understanding it for whatever reason, but I completely understand it. What are you talking about?
I completely understand what I'm talking about. Like the first century was the zeros and then when we got to like, what what are you talking about? Were you back? That's why it's always oh you're a live back then you were not alive back that you don't know either, were you that same money? If you're gonna say that you don't know that you weren't alive back then either, So, how do you did pass history? I mean, did you guys pass history? I don't think I've passed like fourth
grade history. That's when they teach you that. And he even knows that it's Mona. Have you ever tried to look it up to like fact check yourself? Google it right now? You know what? Guys, guys, stop, just cut it out now? Enough? Enough is enough? Okay, I want to talk about is there anything that will change your mind at all? Uh? Maybe when we go into twenty one hundred, then it'll be the twenty first time. It's so frustrating right now, Like Mona, why can't you admit
that you're wrong? I don't understand that this isn't about even the centuries, because you know in the back of your head that you're wrong. You know what, I'm not wrong. You guys are just trying to brain shame me right now. It's kind of bordering on bullying by way. I've never heard of brain shaming before. But thank you, Carl. I gotta yeah, we gotta get off this conversation. Yeah, whatever century you're in right now? Oh my god, would you like to go on a second date with Mona? We'll
pay for it. I think you're just feisty and like I don't want to waste her time. Just you're intimidated by a strong, intelligent woman, That's all it is. Carl. Oh, yeah, you figured it out, all right, Mona? Do you even want a second date with Carl? Not if someone who doesn't know how account? No, Well, then I guess it was a good second date update for you because we figured out the reason. Here we go, there you go,
all right? Well, thank you Carl for your time, and Mona appreciate you email on the show and everything else. And I'm sorry if you felt brain jamed. Yes, and I hope you'll be a listener until the twenty first century and the twenty second century and all the centuries. Broken Jewil in the Morning text in at seven eighty five nine two that says we should find out who her history teachers and have them fired. Broken Jewel in
the Morning talking about today's second day update. If you missed it, Mona wanted to call this dude named Carl. They went out one night, got drunk on her date and did probably one of the most disgusting things that we've heard in a second date update. She dared him to take his underwear off. So he went to the bathroom, took his underwear off, and brought it back to her at the table, and then she used it as a napkin, trying to be funny. That was already gross, But that
wasn't the big problem on their date. When we got her on the phone, we found out the reason he wasn't calling back was because they gotten a huge argument about centuries. Yes, she didn't believe that the eighteenth century means it's actually the nineteen hundreds, and the nineteenth century means it's the two thousands and so on, and she argued about it, and she argued with everybody on the show, and she said that she got an A in history class,
so she knows she's right. Facts just don't exist in this world anymore. There used to be that there's just some things that were true, and now you can argue everything. Yeah, he said, the fact that she just wouldn't hear the truth and wouldn't listen to the facts and would argue this constantly was unattractive, so he didn't want to go out with her again. No second date. Remember, if you want to do a second date, up date, all have to do his email the show, and we will call
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