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2nd Date Update PODCAST: Target Date

May 08, 201914 min
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Rooking Jewels. Second date update. The girl on the phone to do a second date update. Today spent her first date in my own personal hell, oh, chucky cheese. No worse than that for me. Really, They spend an afternoon together at Target. I love Target, you know you do. But as a guy who've had many girlfriends who like to wake him up Sunday morning when he's hung over and go, let's go to Target and walk around for a while, it hurts me to my core to have

to talk about this. Her name is Lucia. She's on the phone right now, and apparently, yeah, for her first date, her and this guy went to Target. Lucia, how you doing, I'm good? How are you? Oh? My god? Did you like go on your date and then come back with the best curtains and that candle that you didn't know that you needed when you love Target? No, that's not what happened. That's why it takes seventeen hours to go there. We have such good stuff, Lucia, How does one go

on a first date to Target? Anyway? Well, in my situation, the guy's name is Terrence. I met him at a work function and he asked me out, and I said, yes. So I waited a few days and hit him up and said, Hey, I'm going to Target. Do you want to come? And he said he yes. That's impressive because you decide weever like, ah, you know, I'm super busy today, but maybe we go to dinner or something sometime. Well,

I feel like, you know, dinner pressure. It comes to dinner and it's like then you gotta think what you're going to talk about, and he's the whole thing. Well, how was the date at Target? I thought the date went really really well. We had a lot of fun. We looked a quote, and then I suggested that we go to the movies, which was next door. Okay, okay, So then you turned it into like a legit date. You didn't just go shopping for a half hour. You guys did the movie too. Well, that's what I do.

I invite a guy to Target. If I like it enough, then you know we'll continue after a Target, go see a movie. You said this is what I do. Does that mean you take all of your dates to Target? Yes? Really mean well, I've never heard of anybody taking a date to Target. Ever. Well, when you're dating someone, you're trying to find out what you have in common. And when you go to a restaurant it takes about hour. It takes much longer. So if you go to Target,

you can figure that out like fifteen minutes. I guess. Yeah. You could tell what kind of stuff they want to see, where they want to shop, what kind of clothes they like. You all that. That's what I'm telling you. I think it's awesome. If someone doesn't like Target, then you know right away it's not going to work. I will say, there's a lot of opportunity for good conversation starters, right exactly. Do you see things that spark your interests? Hey? Do

you have this in your house? Hey? Oh funny, Sorry I burnt something on using that iron. You know, I mean people some people meet at Starbucks to see if the conversation is over coffee, you just like to do it over Massimo or whatever. So did you guys end him going to the movie? No, he said that he has to go because he didn't have any time. Oh so he wasn't feeling it dead well. I believed him, But then when I hit him up a few days later, he never resounded. So he hasn't said anything to you

since your Target experience. No, did he seem bored or did he seem fully engaged in having fun? I know when we got to the DVD section, we had a bunch of laughs there, I don't know, talking about all the different kinds of movies you've seen. Yeah, I thought it was a good date. Do you think he thought it was a date or he was just hanging out with his new friend at Target? Well, I mean, here's the thing. He asked me out, so I feel like

he knew it was a date. Yeah, But did he ask you out to go somewhere and then you just texted him and we're like, I'm about to go to Target in an hour. You want to join me? Yes? Okay, that doesn't because if I were him, I'd be like, oh, she doesn't really want to date me, she just sort

of wants to be friends or something. But then you could still say yes to the movie at the end, right, I don't know, not necessarily, because I might think, Hey, it's just my buddy, and now she wants to go see a movie and we're gonna sit there and share popcorn and maybe not even share popcorn. So you think that he thinks that I just want to be friends? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What possibility is that could be

one of the reasons why he's not calling you back. Well, I made it clear on my text messages that I'd like to go out with him again, so I don't really know how that would be the case. Okay, And he said nothing back to you at all. Nothing. How many times have you try to get a hold of him. I mean I don't want to, you know, stock him and scare him off, but I mean a few times. Okay, Well, we'll play a song, come back, call him and get your second date update. All right, Okay, thank you fucking

jubil in the morning. We are actually learning something from today's second date update, and that's that dating has changed. No longer is it dinner. You should take your first date to a department store. That's right. You just walk around a place like Target, and you take him over to the home furnishing sections and go, oh, look some Martha Stewart collection towels. What do you think about those?

And then you see if they have similar interests. That's what Lucia did on her first date, and apparently that's what she's been doing for a lot of her first dates. When a guy wants to go out with her, she'll hit him up and be like, Hey, I'm going to Target. They want to come with me? And if they seem like they have a lot in common and they like the same things at Target, then she'll be like, let's go to the movies or something after and continue the date.

If not, then she just splits and goes like, yeah, that guy's a jerk. And her most recent target date is a guy named Terence that she met at a work function. They went and hung out at Target. She really liked him. She invited him to the movies after he said, oh, I gotta go, and he hasn't talked to her ever since. All right, Lucia, are you ready to call him and see why he's not getting back to you. I'm ready, Lucia. Could I ask you what's your success rate with the target test? Well, that's how

I met my last boyfriend. Okay, fairly, all right, Well I'm about to dial Terrence's phone number. See if we get him on the phone and find out why he's not calling you back. Okay, Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Terrence? Please? Is Terrence? Hey Terrence, how are you This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Sorry, from what Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show. Okay, okay, how you doing.

I don't understand why are you calling me. I'm calling you because you recently went out on a date with one of our listeners and they're wondering why you're not calling them back. So you're doing a show about it. Yeah, well, it's a segment we do on our show called the Second Date Update. You recently went on a date with a girl named Lucia. Okay, Well, Lucia emailed us and told us about your little Target experience, and she says that she's asked you out a few times after that,

and you just aren't responding to herself. She's wondering if you didn't want to see her again, or she did something wrong on your date. Well, I mean you call a date like walking around Target and like shopping, you know, just like getting stuff. By the way, I want to point out I told her how weird it sounds to take somebody on a date to Target. Yeah, but if you don't like a person, why are you going to agree to go hang out with him at Target? Like

you liked her at the beginning of this. Well, I mean yeah, and she's like cool and she's really cute, you know, which is like, I mean, I'm like a really simple dude. I'm you know, I'm down to hang out at Target. I just didn't really know what was what the deal was. You know. We're like walking around.

She's like shopping, you know, like She've got like a towel set and toothpaste and like toilet paste, you know, just like she's like shopping, right, Okay, and I got like some Twizzlers because I love Twizzlers and they have them there, which is great. They have everything totally. But We're like in the checkout line, right and I'm like behind her and she's running all her stuff and it comes out to like ninety six dollars. The checkout person who like tells her the total and she turns and

looks at me and she says, are you gonna get this? Nah? She had you buy her stuff at Target? You know what to do? What did you do? I paid for it? You paid for her stuff at Target? I mean, well, I don't. I was like, what, I didn't know if we wrote a date, I didn't like I thought maybe she's gonna give me cash, you know, like she didn't have any or like pay me, like say I'll write you a check or i'll pay like when she okay, So when she turned to you and said are you

gonna pay for this? What was your first reaction to her? Because I would have laughed and been like no, I just like in line, you know, it's there people behind us. So I kind of just panicked and I gave the checkout lady my card and she didn't offer to reimburse you at any point, like I forgot my credit card, I'll pay you back later type of situation. I don't even know if she said thank you really, So you feel like she used you to buy her groceries or something.

I don't feel like she used me. She totally used honestly, Like if that's how she is, it was a pretty cheap lesson, you know what I mean. I'm glad that I learned it at the start. Yeah, she says she really likes you, that's the thing. Would you like me if I bought you your grocery? Yeah, I guess you're right. I would. I would really appreciate that. Maybe you should you and I should hang out sometimes as you like

doing that for people, Jence. So I also need to let you know that Lucia is actually on the other line listening to this conversation. No way, yeah, I am. Hey, I'm so confused that's going on right now. I don't understand anything. What are you confused about? You may buy your groceries. Well, I thought we were on a date and you were a gentleman, and everybody knows on a first date the gentleman tastes are they pay, Lucia, they don't normally pay for your groceries at Target. Yes they do.

That's how I found my last boyfriend, and other guys don't seem to have a problem. It just sounds like you're using men to just pay for your lifestyle. No, it was a first date. He should have paid, you know, he would have paid the same amount for dinner. We

just got towld and stuff. That's the thing on a on a date, like you both do something together, like you and you both have this is we did and this is different because I'm just buying your you know, we spend time together like that was part of the date. We have fun together. We spent time. That's what you do, and I share stories with you see sharing sharing and the guy pays on a first date. Are you joking

with this right now? Because look, I have taken plenty of guys to Target and they don't seem to have an issue. Well, they don't have an issue because you probably never hear from them again. No, they're just different. You're cheap and they're up. I mean, this is what I'm up against. No, No, I don't think she's a nut job. I'm what I'm This is what happens, this is what has worked for me in the past. And I thought, I genuinely thought he was a nice guy. Okay, Natalie,

I was wrong. Yeah. Not only that, but you're the one that asked him out. So even if you guys were going to dinner, you should have been the one paid. I mean that's kind of the general rule. Right. Well, No, technically he asked me out on the first date, okay, right, and then happened to be going to Target, and you made that date Target, and you thought he should have been a gentleman and paid for your first date at Target exactly. So I'm completely innocent in all this. I mean,

it was the first date. He should have paid you. Ye, Lucia, Lucia, you're exactly right, and I'm sorry that he's overreacting about that. Thank you, you're welcome, and I'm sorry she's gonna take you seriously. She should take me seriously, Lucia. Yes, he is right, Lucia, But would you like to go out with him again? Though? We'll pay for a second date wherever you want to go Walmart? Even I before I

would have said yes, but not now. Really, No, I'm not interested in going out with someone who doesn't know proper etiquette for our first tea. And I think you're completely justified, Lucia. Okay, thank you, you're welcome. Well, I don't want to go out with him, but you guys, I mean for participating. I wouldn't mind to gift cards. You want the dinner even though you're not getting a second day. Well, this has been very stressful, it has been, Lucia. No, Lucia,

you're right, this has been stressful for you. And he was kind of a jerk about the whole thing. I'm sorry, Terence, but you were he was, So you know what, I'm gonna put you on hold and then I'm gonna get you a bunch of gift cards. Okay, yeah, you're welcome. Hang on the phone, okay, okay, love you guys too. Dude, you are not taking things better. That nothing. I just want to do more second day updates with her. I know we're going to get more broken Jupil in the morning.

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