2nd Date Update PODCAST: Taken For A Ride

pull the chair out from underneath her before she sits down. Sure, you might break a couple of bones, but at least she knows you've got a funny bone that is fully intact. And that's what Travis did. I guess on his first date. He tried to play a prank and maybe it didn't work out well for him because he's not going to have a call back. What's up, Travis? How are you? Hey? Guys?

Oh my god, and you still think it's funny. Listen to you laugh, I mean, hearing you introduce it that way, I was like, yeah, it is a good way to start a sent her to the hospital. Awesome. I mean if she doesn't laugh at it, then she's not the one for you right now. The prank that you described in your email wasn't quite as good as the pranks that I described, but it wasn't like a full contact prank. Yeah, okay,

that's good. That's maybe where you went wrong. Maybe. All right, so tell us about your prank before we get into the rest of the day. So I picked her up and I drove her to a Taco Bell drive through. Oh, that's actually kind of funny, Like you made her think that that's where you guys were going to dinner. Yes, I was like, oh, so we're here, you know, pick whatever you want. That's pretty funny. What's her name? Heather? And did she laugh? You know, it was a little chuckle.

But you know, I don't think she thought it was as funny as I did. I think you still think it's hilarious. She didn't get it. Yeah, wait, how did you guys meet? Oh? I'm dating app Oh yeah, so she probably didn't think it was a joke. I mean, that's the thing. The bar is set so low. She's like another one. Is that like a realistic thing that

would happen? I feel like from the stories we hear of people who use tender and stuff, Yeah, it definitely could be a real thing that she was pretty freaked out. So you did actually take her on a real date though, Yes, all right, what did you guys do? Oh? We just went out for drinks and had a nice dinner Italian stuff, and I don't know, it was really great. She's she's gorgeous, honestly, like the from her picture. I was super excited. So I got reservations a nice place and we had a

good time and I paid for everything. And actually I like to tip big whenever I'm on a date. And uh, but to show off, to show that you like have enough money, or just because yeah you're that guy, and you like hold it over towards her so that she can see how much you're writing down. Again, I sort of made it out to be like a joke, but I actually, yeah, you made it out like a joke, said, you actually joke with her about the tip, Like yeah, it's like, oh, you know, I'll take care of my people,

they take care of me. You know. Just how much did you tip? Uh? It was generous. I think it was around like sixty WHOA through with the joke? Dang well, I mean I started off going the other ways. I had the kind of right let her know. That's probably only good if your waiters a dude, though, because if it's a she might think you're hitting on her, being like I'm gonna give her such a big tip, she's always gonna remember me. Yeah, there's a gray area. Okay,

Well was your waiter a dude? Yes? Okay, okay? Cool? So wait, were you the guy on the day? I mean it sounds like you're kind of a jokester, right, I like this, I like that fun. Is it natural or is it pretty put on? Because maybe she got tired of it. I mean, maybe that's a reason why she wasn't calling you back. Maybe there's no like turning. There's no off switch. There's no off switch with you, all right, always on? Okay, how did the date end?

I mean it wasn't the like entire outcome that I expected. I was kind of hoping, you know, for a kiss or something or bite me in or I didn't get any of that. Okay. Plans, I mean, did you make plans they see each other again? I mean I tried, you know, I even called her as soon as she shut the door, but I couldn't really get you called her as soon as she shut the door. Where you attempting to be funny with that, I just, you know,

just like, oh after thought kind of thing. Um kind of played it off that way, but I didn't get a chance about it. She didn't answer no, Has she answered anything? No? Yeah, maybe she's playing a prank on you. Yeah, I don't ever want to see you again. I mean, if that's what she's doing, pretty funny. Yeah, it is, except that she never calls you back. Yeah, I mean that wouldn't be good. But I mean if she's really kind of that way, it's I respect it. I like

her even more. All Right, Well, we'll play a song and then come back and get your second date update. All right, okay, all right, man, hang on fucking jubil in the morning. We've got a listener named Travis on the phone for a second date update right now. And he described his date as beautiful. That's the girl he wants to call to day. Her name's Heather. But I was more interested in how Travis described himself. He said he's a dude without an off switch. He's just always on.

And he even played a practical joke on his date when he picked her up. He took her by Taco Bell through the drive through and then was like, this is dinner and then he was like, no, it's not. And then they went to a regular dinner and he said they had a good time. He didn't get a kiss at the end of the night, and she hasn't answered any of his calls. Really, Travis, why are you so on all the time? Like why why don't you just ease off the gas a little bit once in

a while. I mean, that's just who I am. And women really respond to it. It's really like yeah, yeah, or they don't play it back. But yeah, I mean that means I'm guessing that you've pulled this taco bell prank before with other women. I mean sometimes it's Wendy's okay. Yeah. You can never telegraph your jokes like that, you know what I'm saying. So, wait, does that mean you're doing it every time you take someone out on the date?

It depends if it's like a dating app date, Yeah, okay, Okay, the other ones that you meet in person, you got a different prank for them. Depends on the situation. But yeah, usually sometimes he's not driving so he can't do it. I think it's what it really sounds like I'm just a master of surprise. That's who I am. All right, well, let's surprise Heather right now and call her and see if we can get you a second date. Okay, okay, all right, here we go. Hi is this Heather? This

is her? Hey Heather? How are you? This is Jewbil from brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm well, who aren't you again? Jewbil from brook and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show. Okay, and what did you calling him about? Well, I'm calling you today because one of our listeners actually sent us an email wanting to get a hold of you. Ken. You hold on for a second. I'm on the toilet. That is maybe the most honest response I've ever gotten to that information. Sorry for the

bad timing. Yeah, hold on, Okay, I'm good. So what's going on? Well, I just want to make sure everything's cool over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good. I'm all right. One of our listeners send us an email because you went out on a date with them and now you won't call them back. So they thought maybe we could help figure out why. Oh it's called the second date up this where if you go out on a date

with somebody and then end up blowing them off. They can email us to get you on the phone and see if we can figure out what happened, you know, since you won't talk to them. Is his name Travis, Yes, yeah, it is Travis. Yeah. Travis just doesn't quit, does he? Kind of a cookie guy who's always on. So how he described himself at least, I mean I didn't see it as that, but maybe he would describe himself that way.

Would How would you see him then? Oh, my goodness, he was just sort of obnoxious and pretentious and a little bit like controlling, I don't know, pretentious and terrible, pretentious and controlling. I didn't get that from him. Well you weren't the one on the date with him, like I was, Yeah, not yet, not yet? Ye, all right, I don't know. He sounded nice to me. We'd talked to him about your date and he thought you guys

had fun. Oh my gosh, is he like delusional? I mean apparently he is, because honestly, when we asked him, like, well, why wouldn't she be calling you back? He was totally clueless. Well did he tell you about his precious car, his tesla that he just got Oh no, he's a Tesla guy. He didn't tell you about it, Like that's all he talked about the whole night. Really really, So is he just obsessed with his Tesla? Yes, he wouldn't stop talking about it, showing me all the features and how cool

it is. And I'm like, okay, I get it, Like you get a new car, you know you're excited about it. I was going to give him the benefit of the doubt at first, because you know, if I get a new car, probably be happy about it too. Yeah, and those are cool cars and a lot of people get to go in him, right, So it was nice to get to ride him one, I guess. But then we get to the restaurant and he's still just concerned about

his car. Like I was picking out things I wanted to order, because he was asking me, well, what are you going to get? What do you think about getting? And at first time one the Margharita pizza and he was like, no, no, you'll get stuff all over your hands and it could get in my car. Why don't you get something he's a fork, don't get finger food?

You may ruin the Tesla. Yeah, yeah, Like I don't know how I'm going to get food from the restaurant into your Car's not like we're eating in your car, but that would make me want to order the Margharita pizza. Then I'd be like, oh, yeah, I almost did, because then every suggestion I made after that he kept like vetoing it. He didn't want me to get the lobster ling Gueenie because he was like, well, that's really greasy, going to grease up the seats of his tesla because

you get some sort of greasy food. Well not just that, but he thought that the smell of the lobster would somehow get into the leather seats of his car, and that his card to smell like lobster, as you think you're gonna take a bath in lobster instead of I don't know, I guess hoping on And why is this guy even dating? It sounds like he's in love with his car. No one will ever match it, right, he didn't even want garlic bread like. He sent the garlic

bread back because it was too buttery. Man, So basically, this dude should not be doing anything because it could possibly maybe ruin his teslas. Yeah, it was. It was really really weird. And really controlling too him, like you can't tell me what I can eat and what I can't eat. Like I was really put off, and I was like, I just want the date to be over

at this point. Would the date have gotten better if he let you order whatever you want and then called you an uber so you didn't stick up his seats? Oh that would have been terrible too. Yeah, look at you finding a solution to make everybody happy to all right, date's done. I'll meet you somewhere else. Just you got to get an uber. Can't drive in my car anymore because you ordered the lobster, all right, garlic Bred. It was literally the worst date ever ever? Wow? Ever, how

is how is that possible? Who's that? Well, Heather, that's Travis. He's actually on the other line listening and apparently couldn't wait to talk to you. Oh thank god he heard the whole thing. Yeah, I heard everything. Well, now you know why I haven't called you back. Yeah, Heather, I'll have you know that. The Tesla, it's like it's the most technologically advanced car and that's even being made. Like, oh my god. People wait, people wait for years to

get their Testla, like they play to order them. Yeah, but why I get that, But like, why do you have to control what I eat because you're that concerned. I mean, it's not just that I was controlling what ye I was controlling what I eat too. I was like any food to any of the food. I think, a greasy chocolate note, coffee, nothing that can make some kind of stain does not get to go in my testla. So you don't bring the food into the car, but you can eat it in a restaurant. You gotta really

wash up good, you know? Are you are you listening to what she's saying. I mean, at first you went from like the guy who can't stop bragging about his car, and then he went to the guy who's like weirdly controlling about his vehicle. Honestly, you sound like someone that doesn't own one hundred and twenty thousand dollars car. You're very right when you haven't twenty go to Corolla, you're not complaining about people eating it. But you know, when you have a beautiful tesla like I do, it's it's

a different story. I mean, you're crazy. You made me wash my hands twice to make sure that I was clean enough to enter your car. I mean, listen, I picked you up. I paid for everything. I tipped pretty generously, and I think, you know, using a couple of wet naps before and after dinner, like that's not a big ask. So what you're saying that she owes you the hand washing because you paid for everything. Did I mention my car costs one hundred and twenty thousand dollars? No, I don't.

I don't think you said that. Travis. Definitely, that's like a beach cottage. Yeah, I guess, well, yeah, I guess I wouldn't be like a beach cottage somewhere or a mansion in Detroit. I don't know. That's a lot of money, though, I agree, but a lot of money. But I don't think you're gonna have a lot of people that want to ride in your car if they can't do anything.

I mean, it's simple. You just you know, you clean up, You don't make sure nothing smells, make sure you didn't eat anything that smells, truly, you wash your hand I mean it's a very expensive car. Yeah we got that, dude. Not only are you not gonna want to have people write it, you know you're not gonna have anyone that wants to date you because you that's all you talk about is how much money you paid for a damn car. It's not a matter of money, it's a matter of respect.

And if you respected me or this beautiful machine, you wouldn't bring your filthy hands in there. That's all filthy hands, Travis. You made me eat a salad like with a fourth light dressing. There's no way I was getting anything filthy into your car. You're just being super paranoid and crazy. Well, vinegarrette is pretty tough to get out, that's all I'm saying. Oh my god, apology from Travis. Heather. Would you like to go out with Travis again on a second day? No?

Absolutely sure, because we'll pay for it. Positive. No, Please, don't waste your money. Sorry Travis. No second day? Yeah, listen, Heather, this is your loss. I liked you. I had them call you. I called the radio and had them get in touch with you because I really wanted to hear from you again. Do you know what? You blew it? Because you could have a chance to ride my car anytime you want. Well, the ship is sailed, you know what.

I think. I'm gonna be just fine, that's all. Cleared up and thank you guys for actually having me on the radio, so that he knows now why I'm not going to call him back and he could stop trying. Okay, well, stay strong, don't have any regrets. Hey, maybe I'll see you at the bus stop. Loser in the Morning text it at seven eighty five to nine two says, I wonder if that guy farts in his car or he stops and gets out every time he's a part And that is a good question. Broken Jewel in the Morning,

talking about today's second date update. This dude Travis wanted to call girl name Heather. They went out on a date and he didn't get a kiss at the end of night or anything. He was wondering why she wasn't calling back. Well, we got her on the phone and found out she wasn't calling back because when they went

to eat, he wouldn't let her order. Well, he told her not to order anything really on the menu other than like a salad because he didn't want her getting her hands greasy or smelling like lobster or anything else that could potentially ruin the new tesla that he got. It. Is it possible to transfer a smell of lobster Linguini into a car if you don't actually have the food in the car. Think so, But he wasn't taking that risk,

I guess so. Anyway, she said she didn't want to go out with him again because he's ridiculous about his car. Remember if you want to do a second date update, all have to do his email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back, hopefully giving away another trip to Vegas with Vegas heartbreak or heart attack. At eight to ten,