2nd Date Update PODCAST: Suppositories

I might have posed your before picture. I'm a fitness model, but I pose as the before shot. Ye, not the after shop recognized, but Carolyn did email in for a second day update. Tell us a little bit about the guy that you want to call today. Oh my god, Kevin. Um, he's such a nice guy. Um. I met him on a dating app and he kind of struck me, Like I loved his profile, love with hand to say about himself,

and I think them they that attracted me mostes. He wasn't a meathead, you know, I'm kind of used to the meat heads. Like in the fitness industry, a lot of these guys are jerked today as on your dating profile, do you say that you're a fitness model. I do, and in my photos you can see it as well. Does that really serve you well? Because I feel like you would just get hundreds of replies from the exact guy you said you don't want to date. You know, Yeah, I definitely get a lot of those guys that I

don't want. But I mean, my body looks amazing right now, Like I worked my butt off literally to look like this. You should see. I'll have to send you guys pictures and so of the way I look. So I'm going to put myself out there. Check me out. Plot from the back, I would think did you hit did you hit this guy up? Or did he hit you up?

Actually I hit him up, okay, because I would assume, like, as an average guy, if I see a fitness competitor like you on a dating app, I'm gonna think twice before I hit you up, because I'm gonna think you're only gonna be in it in like big bufftuos. You know what, Honestly, I've learned a lot about myself through the process of getting to become a fitness model, and the one thing is you have to not care in life. You know, you gotta just go for what you want,

to go for what I want. I saw him and I was like, Boom, I want this guy, you said, like a very intense person. Yeah, what about this guy made you say boom? I want him? First of all, his smile totally like captivated me. And honestly, he was the only guy that I've seen on this dating app. They did not have a shirtless picture, and I'm like, I see way too much skin on these dating websites. I'm like, oh my god, a guy wearing clothes. This is refreshing set. It really is so different between men

and women because guys look for the exact opposite. We're like, oh, gross, she's wearing a shirt. I don't want to date her. No, no way, Completely, what did you guys decide to do for your first date? We had intentions of like bar hopping, but we were so like talking so intensely, we never even left the restaurant. So it was an awesome date. I mean I was blown away. Did you get into

it with a kiss? Yeah, but not in the most conventional of ways that What does that mean if you consider like putting him in a headlock kind of you say, you put your date in the headlock? You know what. I was waiting and waiting and waiting for him to make his move, and he wasn't going for it. And I had a choice to make. It was either go home and not know, you know, what the kiss was going to be like, or going for the kill. And I went in for the kill. You put your date

in a headlock and kissed him, Yes, I did. Do you think that could be the reason he's not calling you back? He was laughing about it, so I really don't think it turned him off, to be honest with you. And like you know, in this day and age, like the chicks, you go for what he wants. I mean, why not, But you should take that kiss, even if it's by force, it doesn't matter. I don't think Kitty was should be physically forced into kissing. I mean I didn't throw him down, But you know, we can we

paint the picture just one more time here. Did he know it was coming or was it just out of the blue. No, I wasn't out of the blue. I mean we were like messing around. I knew he was nervous.

I knew he kind of wanted to kiss me, but I think he was feeling me out, and I just was like, I don't have time to wait for this guy like here, and so I like put you know, like I pushed him and he pushed me, and like they're just messing around, playing and then I just put him in a headlock, went in for the kill, and then you know, the kiss lasted for a while. So it was oh so he did kiss you back for like a good amount of time. It wasn't like he was just wanting you to get off him. No, No,

he didn't want me to get off him. Definitely, all right, And how long has it been since you guys? Talked about a week and a half? Okay, Like he won't answer my tech you know, and I try. I'd like, you know, playing it cool like owner. On the date, I was joking around with him. I was a little drunk.

We're both little drunk, and I was like, oh, I could probably bench for us more than you and ah, so I kind of threw rom a text and I was like, hey, when are we gonna you know, bench pressed together and have this competition flirty and maybe he's scared, like I'm emasculating him. He is he into fitness too, because it seems like you're only talking about fitness when you're retelling this story. He's like an average guy, you know, like nice ysique tall, he's got muscle, but he's not

into it like I am. I'm definitely like count my macro is bring my meals with me everywhere. But I went on a cheat meal, Like I went on the date the night of my cheat meal. So it was like a big deal for me, so, you know, and I kind of broke it down for him. I was like, this is how it works, this is how I hit my macros. And what the hell is a macro. It's like it's a it's a nutrition thing. Yeah, I mean it's macro nutrients basically like your proteins, carbs, and stats

divided it for sentage. That sounds like a horrible date topics to me. But okay, yeah, they're still so confused. All right, well, we're gonna play a song, come back and get your second date update. All right, awesome, thanks guys. Okay, hang on looking jubil in the morning. Second. All right, here we go, guys, We're almost to the end of the second date update. Just push a little bit more only a little bit longer to go until the second date update is over. Just gonna need to listen for

about ten more minutes. Okay, push, push, just ten more minutes. We're almost done. Push Push, just ten more minutes. It's always fun. Push Push. We're almost to the end of the second day update. Okay, Caroline, how you doing? Caroline on the phone? How you doing? If if you don't understand why I'm doing that. Caroline is in the fitness industry. She's a fitness model, and today she wants to call a guy named Kevin who she went out on a date with, and he is not a fitness model or

involved in the fitness industry at all. As a matter of fact, he doesn't really work out, and that's what she was looking for. So she was excited about the date. They went out. She did get a kiss at the end of the night, but it was not in the most conventional way possible. Can you recap that for me one more time, Caroline. Well, he wasn't really going in for it. He's kind of being a chump, and so

you know, I started messing around. We were pushing each other, and then I just put him in a headlock and gave him a kiss. Sometimes the girl's got to do it. A girl's gotta do Yeah, I wanted what I wanted. So now he's not calling you back, We're gonna get him on the phone and find out if something went wrong on your date. Are you ready? I am so ready? Okay, here we hea. Hi is this Kevin? Yeah? Hey, Kevin? How are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil

in the Morning. Okay? Who is this Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show. You ever heard of it? Maybe? How did you get my number? Well? I got your number from a listener of ours. Actually, they emailed us about you. What. Yeah, there's somebody who listens to our show has been trying to get a hold of you, but you aren't calling them back. So they asked if we could get you on the phone and find out why you're not calling them. Her name

is Caroline. Oh, and you guys recently went out on a date. Yep? Did you like Caroline? She emailed you about Yeah, she liked you enough to actually email a radio show to get you on the phone and find out why you're not calling her back. That's a little bit of a compliment, isn't it. Yeah, No, I really was hoping that you wouldn't call me back. Oh okay, so you don't want to get a hold of her. No, I do not. What was so bad about the date? I just I got myself into something I was not

prepared for. Really, And what do you mean? Well, I mean, you know we met on this stating website and you know, like they say, it's too good to be true. And that was one of the worst two hours of my life. Why it so bad? The whole thing, the whole thing. It just did not start out on the right foot. She did tell us how she put you in a headlock at the end of the date and forced you to kiss her. Oh that was that was not fun.

But I was over it way before that. Really, really swore that you kissed her back for like a long time to try to get her away. She was holding me like, all right, fine, I'll kiss you then. So at what point were you over the date with her? Then? I was over to date within the first ten minutes. I think, how could you be over a date in the first ten minutes. That means that you're not even

giving somebody a chance. No, well, we were we were going over the menu, and then the whole time she's talking about how it's her cheat night and how she's got to get her macros and micros and she just, you know, every single item on the menu. She's talking about its nutritional, you know value. Yeah. And she goes into her bag and whips out this like little blue pill and she handed me and I go, what is this? And she said it's a subpository probiotic. Did you just

a supository probiotics for her? Or for you? For me? She wanted you to take a subpository I've known this girl for eleven minutes and she hands me a pill and tells me to shove it up. What did you say? I kept saying no, and she just kept insisting that I take it. She's like, here, try it, It's really good for you. And I'm like, no, no, thank you. After I finally made it clear that I wasn't going to take it, she says, well, excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom to take mine, so please

goes to the bathroom. I'm sitting there wondering if she's being serious. Then comes back saying, oh, it's so much better. I feel so much better. Now, let's eat, let's have a fun date. Describe that exchange to me again. That sounds it's one of the weirdest things I ever heard. She as mad as pill, and she goes, do you know what this is? And I said, no, I don't know what it is, and she goes, oh, it's a probiotist especially designed to help promote healthy colon ecology or something.

It's cool, digestion. If you are listening correctly, Hey, Kevin, that's Caroline. She's actually on the other line. Caroline. You were supposed to wait until I called you into the conversation. Yeah, I could. I honestly I couldn't even wait. I was. I was tapping my feet over here, like, are you serious right now? Oh my god? Really? I was nice enough, first of all to share my stuff. I mean, that's expensive stuff. Okay, it's when you're digestive, it's for your health.

I was trying to be nice and share my knowledge and share what I know. And yes, it was my keat night, And honestly, I wasn't going to ruin my digestion for a date. Okay, somebody that I only knew for eleven minutes. Look, Caroline, do you want to go take a suppository? Go right ahead, Oh, the bathroom. You don't have to tell me, you don't have to encourage me. The joy is I know. But I was just trying

to be nice. Okay. You were asking me so many questions about fitness, and you were letting me talk about it. Oh no, no, I'm really talking about fitness instantly. So I was seeing colife and asking new questions because it was obviously what you wanted to talk about. Well, no, of sense, But how do you think my body got to look like this if I didn't do all of the things I was talking about. It's good for you, That's why I offered it in the first place. It's gross.

That's why I said, no, did you really not see a problem with asking someone to take a suppository? And I offered it? Okay, I offered it. I was nice enough to pull it out of my bag. I let him know what it was about, what it was for. I'm those suppositories I make myself at home, okay, and I keep them in my bag whenever I know I'm going to have a cheat me. All. Yeah, it's so weird. Yeah, I make them myself. What's wrong with that. That's impressive,

Caroline whole Wade suppositories. Yes, I make them myself because I'm trying to make a fitness line that I want to push and this is like my baby, this is my number one genius idea. Okay, so I've been working on it really, really hard. So, Kevin, she was just trying to share her love of suppository supplements with you, that's all. Why can't she push it at the gym? Why does she have to push it over cocktail? I just I don't see what the big deal is. I mean, look,

you know from my profile, but I'm into fitness. I'm very heavy into it. You know, I'm not talking about the fitness. It's one thing to talk about fitness. It's another thing to try to get me to put a pill up my button. That is a point. I offered to put it in there for you. I don't understand what the problem is. Hey, Kevin, would you like to go out on a second date with Caroline? No? Are you sure you're positive? Final answer? I don't even want

to go out with this guy anyway. Kevin, you are just not the person that I want at all in my life. So no, thank you, Caroline, maybe in the future, just take it easy on the suppositories for like the first twenty minutes. I know what, I'm not going to change who I am for any buddy, so I'll be sure. I look for somebody that is as into fitness as I am, and that's it, Like, I will not change myself. All right, I'll bring those depositories and I'm gonna make

a lot of money. You girl, you do you all right? Well, I'll find you a date, Caroline texting right now seven eight five to nine two. If you're not scared to put a pill in your butt on the first day, I will hook you with Caroline broken jew well in the morning.