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For whatever reason, they want to remain anonymous. Like the guy on the phone for today's second Date update won't even tell me what his name is. I said, fine, we'll give you an alias. How about Farkeley the name? And he said no, He said he didn't like the name Farkeley. Yeah, because he sounds like a golden retriever. But we can call him Dennis. So quote Dennis is on the phone, en quote, what's up, Dennis Hiler? Guys, how are you doing? Good man? First of all, why
the alias? Why don't you want us to use your real name? Well, you know, I just defer not to have that information out there. You know, it's a public form here on the radio, you know, just prefer to keep it secretly. Dennis can I just ask you right off the bat, you're not married or anything? Right? No, No, I'm not I'm willing to say that I'm not not married. Okay, you're not married. So why don't you tell us a little bit about the girl that you want to call today?
What's her name? Her name is Kathy? Is that her real name or a fake name? I'd prefer not to say that's that's name. Well, I'm going to have to call her, so I'm hoping that's her real name. She's like, Kathy's not here right now. I don't know how to help you. Well, say she'll respond to Kathy. Okay, Hey, all right, where did you meet Kathy? Or can we know that? So? Well? I met? I met her? Where she works? Okay? And where does she work? Um? It's store in downtown Erie. Okay? And do you do you
work at said store as well? Dennis? Um? I would rather not say. What are you going to answer for us? Then? We would like to get a little information from you. So far, you've told us that you met a girl whose name could possibly be Kathy. We don't know your name, and you won't tell us where the store is or what you do there. Well, you know. I mean, I I understand, you know, just too much information might compromise myself or or or Kathy's. So you know, I will
do my best to answer as much as I can. Okay, Well, we're gonna try to get to the bottom of how your date went at least. So did you strike up a conversation at the store and then ask for her phone number? Or is that asking too much? Well, I'll say this, I'll say this much that I did meet her. I did. I did speak with her, and I uh, I found her to be attractive certainly and also very very unassuming. You know, I felt like I felt like she wasn't a spread, she wasn't you. That's to be cautious,
that's all. I just, you know, I have to be cautious. Okay, So what did you guys do for your day? I know, I think probably know the answer. But what did you guys do when you went out? Um? You know, we went, uh, we went to a place and you know, I had a conversation. Can I ask what type of place it was? Um? I will, I will, I will tell you it was an eatery of some sort either food. Are you able to open up to Kathy and just not us, like
at least on the date you had real conversation. Ah, you know, I mean honestly, I uh, I'd rather not get into the specifics of that. I will say that we we had a conversation and I found it to be engaging. Say, so, did you have a good time? I feel like you can tell us that without too much information. I will, I will say that much we did. I thought it was. I thought we had a good time. I figured out something. So you went out with a girl that you met somewhere, and you went somewhere, maybe
had food, and then you enjoyed yourself. Yes, that's all correct. Okay, So what do you think quit wrong? And you're very vague date I will, I will say that I didn't notice anything in particular that might have gone wrong. You know, at the end, we did go back to her place, and I did try to kiss her, okay, but she she said to me she she didn't want to kiss. And I remember she said specifically, let's save it for next time, and I made I'm sure that's what she said,
because I made sure to write it down. At it you wrote it down like in your diary or what. Well, I wrote it down. When I got back to my car, I had a notepad. Um in my car, I wrote it down, said, let's save the kiss for next time, meaning she probably was hoping for another date with you. Yeah, well that's what I thought. Yes, why are you writing down what people say? Well, it's a good tool for remembering conversations. You know, you never know when you're gonna
have to recall what happened. You know, I try to keep a good record, right. You never know when you're gonna be calling into a radio station to do a second date update, but not giving them any information other than what the girl said to you at the end of the date. I'm sorry, guys. I know it sounds ridiculous that I can't say very much, but um, but look, I listened to you guys faithfully every day. You know, I know you You guys are very funny and find
you very helpful, and uh, you know, I was hoping. Granted, I know I'm cautious, but I'm hoping you can help because you know, honestly, you're you're basically the only ones that we can trust. We meaning like the Royal we like you are calling yourself we or you and her. Yeah, I'd rather not get into that, but um but I will say, you guys have no motivation to put us in harm's way, So that's you know, I feel I can trust you not at all. I want to get
you a second date. I'm just hoping this works out because I have no information. Dennis. Are you concerned at all because you've heard these second date updates that when we call the other person, Kathy could tell us all sorts of things about you. Well, I don't think that's possible. She doesn't know enough about me to compromise me in any significant way. Uh and and frightly, I mean I'm
also very concerned about her safety. You're concerned about her safety? Yes, well, I've tried to contact her since our date each day and she hasn't responded. So I'm growing, you know, concerned. You don't think that maybe she just didn't want to go out with you again based on the what I wrote down, Let's save it for next time. I'm I'm doubtful, Okay, could wait? What could be the worst case scenario here,
like she's kidnapped. Well, again, I'd rather not go into the specifics of that, but I'll just say it could be bad, and I'm hoping that you will be able to get her on the phone. Okay, well, we'll play a song come back, and then we'll call her and get your second date update. Okay, all right, thank you, Okay, don't go anywhere. Okay, brooking jubil in the morning update. If you miss the first part of today's second date update, it's one that's shrouded in mystery. Dennis is on the phone.
That's not even his real name. He asked to go buy a different name because he doesn't want his real identity out there. He didn't really tell us much about how he met the girl that he wants to call, or about the date at all. He didn't really tell us much of anything other than he had a good time and he dropped her off at the end of the night, tried to get a kiss, and she said, But what did she say, Dennis? What were her words?
She said, let's save it for next time. Let's save it for next time, which means that she was probably planning on another date. But now she hasn't called him back, and he's wondering why. And we're gonna get her on the phone and hopefully maybe she'll give us a little more information about your date, Dennis. Well, we'll see. I mean, there's really not that much more that she could tell you than what I've already revealed. Cool, so just no
details at all. You tell stories like I do. No one are my friends don't like hearing stories from me. It's like, how would your day? Yeah? It was all right, not not much time. Okay. Well, I'm gonna dial her number and see we can get her on the phone and find out what happened. Okay, okay, thanks very much. Days. I really appreciate this, and I hope you're able to get her. Yeah, let's see. All right, I'm gonna dollar number right now. Helloh, I may I speak to Kathy please?
This is she? Oh that is your name? Cool? What's up, Kathy? How are you? My name is Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. Oh I'm good. I'm sorry. Who is this? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Oh um, Sorry, can I help you with something? Yeah you can. We actually got an email about you from one of our listeners. And this is gonna be hard for me to tell you who it is because I don't really know much
about him or what you guys did together. But apparently you went on a date with somebody who listens to our show. Okay, and now you're not calling them back for another date. Okay. Who was it? Well, he wouldn't tell us his real name, but he's going by the name of Dennis. So did you go out on a date recently with like more than one person? Well, I mean, and you don't have any other information than that. He No, I just know his name is Dennis. That's what he'll
let us call him. He said that he met you downtown and that you guys went to eat somewhere somewhere, and that he tried to kiss you at the end of the day. The only details that I have is that he tried to kiss you at the end of the day and you said to him, let's save that for next time. Oh okay, all right, so you're talking about you would give too much information right off the top. Yeah,
I mean, I don't know anybody named Dennis. That I did know somebody that sounds familiar to what you're saying. That the guy told me his name was not Dennis. Oh my god. He was so frustrating to talk to. He wouldn't give us any information and acted like everything was some secret about his life, right, yeah, exactly. So yeah, it could be Dennis, it could be anything. I have absolutely no idea. I mean I didn't I don't really know the guy that well, and I didn't really know
him much better after the date. So I have no idea. You tell us a little bit about your date because he didn't give us any details. Oh um, yeah, I mean I guess I can. It's one of the weirdest states,
if not the weirdest state I've ever been on. Okay, So we were gonna go out to eat, and he came and kicked me up, and he seemed really normal, like just talking to him, except for like these weird little things that would happened, Like when we actually got to the restaurant, he has the hostess if we could sit at a table in the back of the restaurant, like,
you know, further back from everything else. Okay, And he asked for that, like really specifically with the hostess, And I'm like thinking to myself, this guy has got to be married or have a girlfriend or something being so secretive about it, right, I mean, Okay, So he's a little picky about where he wants to sit in the restaurant. That's not like the worst thing in the world, is it? Oh my god, I didn't I didn't even tell you
guys the best part. There's more to it. Yes. So we're sitting at the table and he looks at me seriously and he says, would you mind if we go secure? What? I like, yeah, exactly? What does that mean? What do you what do you mean? Sure? And he takes out this like magnetic looking thing, it looks like a pen, and he asked me if he could wipe my cell phone? What do you mean clean? White? Yeah? I mean, I guess I get I asked him. I was like, well,
what do you mean. He's like, oh, I'm just gonna hear the information from your cell phone and then you can turn it off. I was like, I can just turn it off. No, you can't wipe myself. Yeah, I need the information on my cell phone. Yeah exactly. So you know, I asked him, I was like, you know, what's your keel? Are you married? You have a girlfriend? Is there some reason that you're being so secretive about this?
You know? And he started laughing really loud. Like uncomfortably loud in the restaurant and people were staring at us, and he's like, no, of course not, it's just the line of work that I'm in. And I was like, well, what kind of what kind of work do you do? What line of work are you in? And he said, if things go well, then he'll disclose more information to me later. Oh my god, that would make me go on a second day to low just because I'd be
dying to know. I know, it was. It was totally intriguing. I really wanted to know more about him. I really wanted to know, like, what is this guy hiding? Did you ever get an answer on that? No? No, no, I did not. I mean it was the weirdest date I've ever had and I was just over it, so I wasn't going to call him back. Well, it's unfortunate that you weren't going to call him back, because I have to let you know that he's actually on the other line listening to this conversation and wants to talk
to you. Yeah, Dennis, are you there, Yes, Yes, I'm here. Hi, Hi, Cassie. I'm first of all, I'm I'm very happy to hear that you're doing all right, I was I was worried about you because I wasn't able to get in touch. Um. But but look, I have to say, uh, I know it sounds bad when when when you recount it that way, and you know, it sounds like I was I was being strange and and and uh you know. But but all I can say is that if you knew more, you would know that I do have my reasons for
what I was doing. And it really is best for all of us that, um that I you know, don't disclose too much information. I mean, is this is this really happening right now? You're trying to justify what happens. Look, look, I understand, I understand where you're coming from, but I just have to repeat. I mean, the more the more you know, the worse, the worse it is, the worst it could be. So that why would you want to
date you? If if more knows? Look, I will say this, I did really like you, and I wonder you know, if I tell you a little bit more, you know, would you consider going on a second date? Probably not. I mean, just just give me, just give me a chance to tell you. I can tell you a little bit more, and maybe maybe you can decide after you no more. I would love to hear a little bit more. Yeah, me too, I don't know if I do. Dennis, can you please tell us a little bit more, give us
some information about yourself, please? Okay? Um, so so, Kathy, I mean, look there, um, I mean I really shouldn't. I really shouldn't be so there are certain um government agencies you know are involved in covert operations. You know. I'm God, I'm gonna are you a spy or something? Well, okay, I will say, I will say this, No, I am. I am not currently involved in any of those government agencies. I'm not currently involved, but I'm very passionate about that line of work and I would like to be a
part of it someday. God, you're do you want to be a spy? I would Well, I will say, I would like to be a part of these elite government agency. Okay, that's not the way you do it by pretending like you're a spy right now, You like, I don't know, join the armed forces and go through training and make you go to college. Feeling, Why do I have a feeling. He's living in his mom's basement. Yes, he's like some
internet hacker. I've done a lot of research and it involves a good deal of self control and a certain style of you know, of living, and I'm just sort of preparing myself for that now to make sure that I'm ready. Dennis, have you have you had any interviews with any of these government agencies that you're hoping to again? I really can't. I can't. I can't reveal that. I mean, yes, you can, actually, Dennis, you can reveal all of it because nobody cares if you really be that information, not
even the government. Well, I mean you can. You can think what you want on that matter. But you know that's why I'm I'm in training for this and you're not. All right? Well, Dennis, I'm going to ask the question to Cathy to see if she'll give me an answer. Kathy, would you be interested in going out with Dennis again? A second date with a spy in training? Maybe you can learn a little bit more about him. We'll pay
for a second date. Um no, No, that's okay. I think so think about how you can brag to your friends about how you're dating to pretend spy. Now I hear your's laughing, and I understand. Uh, you know you might not understand what I'm what I'm dealing with, but I am confidented someday I'm going to have the job that I want. And h and Kathy, you know, I'm glad to hear that you're okay, first of all, um, but I I also you know, I'm disappointed that you don't want to do another date, but you know that
it's it is. It is part of the life that I've accepted what you sign up for. When your name is maybe Dennis and you're taking girls out on dates. It's not very easy. It isn't It's true. It's it is a hard life, but I've chosen to extend. Get text in at seventy five nine two says that guy probably works loss prevention at Walmart broken jewel in the morning, talking about today's second date update if you missed it,
Dennis and Kathy went out on a date. And if there's one thing we know about women, they love mystery. But maybe Dennis was too mysterious because we got Kathy on the phone and we found out that during their date, Dennis asked her to completely wipe out the information on her phone. I was being very sneaky about his job almost shady, but Dennis admitted that the reason he behaved that way was because he was trying to become a spy.
And he has no affiliation with any sort of government entity or anything yet yet, but he will be a spy someday, and he's trying to become a spy, so he operates that way and wanted her wipe out her phone and so that they would never be seen together and all the other stuff. She's said, Yeah, it'd be so annoying. I like the text communist says. The day he becomes a spy, I'll be an adventure. She said she didn't want to go out with a pretend spy,
So no second date update. You remember, if you want to do a second day update, a'll have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back.