2nd Date Update PODCAST: Smooth Operator

a lack of love sickness. Sisters, all I'm calling you guys. Okay, this is gonna be a good story. I like stories at end in the hospital. I mean, as long as the person is fine afterwards. Okay, I love to tell the tale. Okay. What's her name? By the way, her name is Faith. Faith. Okay, how do you meet Faith?

So I'm at a bar with a couple of buddies and I'm a little bit short on cash at the moment, so I need, you know, the guys to pay for a round, and they don't want to because they're punked sometimes, so we start betting each other for well I can do for it, you know, and I we talk about a bunch of different stuff and finally say, look, I'm gonna chug this entire bottle of hot sauce if you pay for my drinks. What this is what you're resorting to? You sounded like a real put together guy at the

beginning of this. I mean, I'm pretty put together, but I get dumb sometimes with my friends and we we challenge you show here to stupid stuff. So, okay, this sounds awful. I'm a man of my word. I chug the hot sauce whole, like a whole bottle. Yeah, a whole bottle. Was like three or four gulps as like people are hearing us kind of like joke around with each other about me doing and so people start paying attention. So by the time that I unscrew the label, like

I'm on top of it, everybody's watching. So at the entire bar, like they literally cut the music on the jukebox. Oh wow, So you're like the man of the hour totally at fifteen people shutting chug. And that's when she fell for you, when she saw you take that bottle in your hand, Because there's nothing a woman wants more than a man that can chug hot sauce. I think it's, you know, somebody who takes control. Yeah, that's what she saw me. But so she see like I do it.

The guys like you know, slapped me on the back and she walks over, which is always a good sign, and she she says, that was pretty impressive by a beer. For that turn, you may have found the woman of your dreams. I feel pretty lucky at this point, you know. And we uh, you know, I go excuse myself from my friends and we go over to the bar and we're chatting a little bit. It's really nice. So we start, you know, we exchange numbers and that's fun, the hot sauce.

So that's when it kicked in. That's when it kicks in. Yeah, all right. And by kicking in, what happened? Yeah, well, you know how some people get the runs? Oh my god. Yeah, I felt like I was about to get the sprints. I can imagine. And this is why you were talking to her. Oh totally. I'm salivating, like I can feel like it's gonna get out one way or another. And I don't we don't want to. I don't want any liquids to get on her, you call over or do

something else all over whatever. That would have been even more disturbing if you did that. And she's just like, oh, now I really want to take the right I don't want to know that yet. Um So I get my buddies to come over. I text them real quick, and they say like, oh, we have to go to this other bar. Um So I basically make up an excuse. We say, oh, I've got your number, I'll text you soon, and I leave. And that's when I go to the hospital and I thought that I actually have an ulcer.

You have an ulcer, yeah, and I'll be fine. It's one of those things which you know, don't be dumb, like jug balls out sauce doing that again, I don't. I don't think doctor, you do that when you have an ulcer. Yeah, nine out of ten don't. So we we hung out again and it was nice, and we went to a different bar, and I tried to really limit the amount of alcohol that is drinking because we ulcer. It was nice, but I had to cut a short.

I have this appointment that I legitimately have to get to, and so I have to cut short that hangout out. So this is the second time in a row that I've kind of like been like a little bit of a flake to her, you know, like we were barely talking and then I left, and then this other time we were maybe hanging out for the half an hour. So now when I text her and I even tried calling her and left a message, She's just not responding. And I think it's because she thinks that I'm going

to bail on her. Or did you tell her beforehand that you had an appointment to get to and coffee will be short? You know, I forgot, which is dumb. Why did you schedule it that way? I was just being dumb. I thought that I had time to do it, and she was the one who suggested that time, and I didn't want to be like, oh, I'm busy at that time, so I didn't even really think about it. I was just excited, Like she said, left meet for a day. I was like, oh, yeah, of course, I'm

noticing a theme with you alan being dumb a lot. Yeah, I was dom the scheduling. I was done. Yeah, I'll totally copted. I will cop to not always being the smartest guy in the room. Okay, so how long did your hang out. Actually last I'd say it was like twenty five minutes, half an hour enough where we like we got to like kind of know each other and have some it was starting to get like a good conversation,

but then I had to bail. Yeah that's really short. Yeah, I mean I feel like you have to at least have an hour with someone to even be considered not rude. Yeah, like for it to be a date, right, I kind of feel like we haven't even gone on a date yet. Yeah, yeah, no, you haven't. You met her at a bar and you had to leave and then go to the hospital because you chugged hot sauce and then you met up for a date and you were there for half an hour before you had to go somewhere else. I can see

how that would make somebody think that you're a little flaky. Yeah, when she's so cute and she's super nice, so like, if anything, it is fun to feel like, hey, I'm sorry, like you're great, but like I kind of feel like they have a connection. So i'd like to, you know, if there's a chance, I want to. I want to try. Okay, and I forget she's not responding to you now at all, or she's just kind of blowing you off. Yeah, she's

not responding to me at all. Okay, okay, Well we'll play a song and then come back and call her and get your second date update. Okay, awesome, thanks y'all. Yeah, man, hang on brooking jubil in the morning, sep. Right in the middle of a second date update. And if you're just joining us, Alan is on the phone, and Alan is dumb. Not my words, those are his words. Alan met a girl named Faith at a bar one night. His first dumb move was chugging a bottle of hot

sauce because his buddies dared him to do it. Hey, she was impressed by that though. Yeah, but that's how he met her. And then his second dumb move was after he set up a date with her. He met up with her, but he had an appointment that day, so they only spent like thirty minutes hanging out and having a few more drinks than another bar like a week later, and now she's not calling him back. Alan, We're about to call her, are you ready. I'm excited, man.

I think that you're right. Sometimes I act dumb, but I think that she's pretty cool and it'd be smart for us to get together. Yeah, but maybe she's reading the red flags correctly and you are flaky. I mean, I don't think that I'm flaky in that way, Like I'm probably flaky in other ways. I should probably you know, do laundry more or something like that. But I'm a I'm a good partner. Okay, okay, all right, well dollar phone of right. Now, get her on the phone and

see if we can get you a second date. Okay, thanks, appreciate you guys. Yeah, man, here we go. Hello, Hi, may I speak to Faith please? This is she? Hey, Faith, how are you? This is Jebil from the radio show Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. Wait, who is this again? Jebil from the radio show Brook and Jewbwil in the morning. Oh like a radio station. Yeah yeah, not the whole station, but we're on the radio station. Sorry, radio. I'm calling you to date though I know it's probably confusing. Why

radio show or station or whoever is calling you? But I'm calling you because one of our listeners actually sent us an email about you. Oh what why? Wow? Because we do a segment on our show it's called the second date updates, where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up blowing them off, they can email us and we'll call you and ask why so you went out on a date with somebody and you're not calling them back and they want to

know what they did wrong. Oh so people do this, Yeah, yeah, they do we unfortunately for some people. Fortunately for us though, because it brings us show content. But uh, the guy who emailed us, his name is Alan Oh Alan. Yeah, he likes hot sauce. Yes, he yes, he did. I could not believe you went up to He told us he went up to him in a bar and asked him out after you saw him chug a bottle of hot sauce. Yeah. I was with my girlfriends and we were like chatting, and the whole bar like went silent.

They turned everything off and everyone was just watching, and I was like, I want to talk to that because I need some happiness and laughter in my life. Was it the hot sauce that did it? Or did you also find him attractive? I mean he yeah, he's he's good looking too, but I mean the hot sauces. Yeah, that's the way to your heart. Yeah. Well, I mean it's hard to go talk to people. But it was

a good uh introduction thing, you know. But uh, but yeah, him and his buddies had to go they were going off somewhere else or whatever they were doing and that, and so he exchanged numbers and stuff. Yeah, and he told us about that. He also said that you guys got together for an actual date and he had to cut it short. And he thinks that you're not calling him back because you might think he's flaky because he didn't spend a lot of time with you both occasions. No, no,

that's not why you're not calling him back. Yeah, that's not why. Um, do you mind telling us why? I don't. I don't know what he told you about the date. He said that he met up with you at a bar and ended up having to leave like half an hour in and that's pretty much all he told us. Oh he didn't. He didn't tell you anything else about, you know, his appointment or what happened now. He just said he had an appointment. I guess we should have asked. We didn't ask. He said that he liked you and

that he thought you guys had a good connection. Yeah, we have good conversation, but like, what else should he have told us. It sounds like you think you should have told us more, like there's more of the story. So when I got there, you know, he was there first, and he had a drink or whatever, and he's like, yeah, I gotta, you know, loose up from my appointment. And I was like, what are you talking about? And he's like, yeah, I'm gonna go get waxed. And I'm just like, oh,

why would you do that? Like You're gonna wax your chest and he was like, no, I wanna wax my nether regions like a Brazilian or something. Yes, he cut your date short for a wax appointment. Yes, And I was like why. You know, guys that I've talked to were or have dated in the past, I've never heard of them go for a Brazilian, you know. And I was like why and he was like, well, you know, the ladies love it. And I was like, which which ladies are you talking to? Like are you currently seeing

somebody now that like likes it? Or are you just doing it for future purposes? And he's like no, man, Like just you know I know that the ladies love it. It sounds almost like he was trying to brag to you, like, hey, you keep hanging out with me. I'm all smooth down there, right, or like the assumption that if he goes get this done, he's gonna go, you know, hook up with somebody and

he's all prepared for it or whatever. He can't knock a guy for his his upkeep choices, right, everybody's different. They have different preferences. This is doing something about it. Some guys just I've never seen it either. Maybe it's not so bad. I don't know. And and then like, you know, towards the end, like because it was only about thirty minutes or whatever, and there's five minutes left and he's like, okay, I gotta go with him a bill,

And I was like okay. And he comes back with two shots and he sits down and and takes both shots, and he's like, all right, well, I gotta go. And how drunk is he getting before he goes and gets waxed? That's I don't know how long he had been there before I got there. Yeah, but I mean it's kind of rude to bring somebody to shots and then take them both yourself. And the table next to me was like, did that really just happen yeah. I mean, the shot thing is rude. And also the fact you can reschedule

a waxing appointment like anytime. It was all just too weird for me. Yeah. Okay, Well, I'm sorry to get weird on you again. But Alan is actually on the other line and wants to talk to you. What Yeah, I said, Alan's on the other line wants to talk to you. Well, unless you had to go to a waxing appointment, I don't know, Alan, are you still there, I'm I'm there. Hey, say hide do you come to this radio station often? Oh my god, Alan, you did not just do that. That is like eighteen billion points

against you right there. Oh my god. I know it's weird. I feel a little awkward because of the situation. Well, I just wanted to talk to you on the radio. We weren't turning a phone call lady in my text. So I think that you're really cute. We have a good chemistry, and you know, maybe this can be another

part of a weird story we tell our grandkids. Oh god, Um, that's really nice of you to say, But were you listening to what I was just saying about how the whole thing that you're doing down there is just a little weird to me. Um, it's not. It's just kind of a weird thing that you think that you have to do. What are you talking about? Women love this. I've had more compliments since I started my wax phase than I ever had before. My face. What kind of

compliments are you receiving, Allen? I don't want to tell tales out of school, but the feedback has been very good. Feedback is very good faith. What do you think about that? It's got good feedback? Down down thatack four stars? You got a good yeapreview on that day? Yeah, five stars? Oh by oh my god, I just have never heard of this, even if it's that, Like, why why would

you bring it up on a first date? Yeah? Well, what's more awkward for me to talk about it beforehand, or for you know, little Davy to show up freshly shorn so he's got a name to that, bald little guy king of the wild Frontier man, Oh my god. You know, maybe some people say that we talk too much about sex. I don't think that we talk enough about it. I'm just giving you a heads up. I'm sorry if it was a weird way to do it

and something you're not used to, but I promise you. Look, I saw an episode of Sex in the City on it internest them blowing up about it. Oh, I've just never heard of it before. Like, I've dated a bunch of guys that have never done it, tons of girlfriends. No one's ever talked about it. Like I mentioned it to my friends and they were like, what the thank yous? Faith? I mean, he sounds like really confident. Man, he's not embarrassed about it. I don't know. I don't think those

are negatives. I'm not embarrassed about it at all. I will be very candid about that. I mean, like, how long have you been doing this for him? I'm just curious. I've been doing this for four and a half years, a long term relationship and some dating and another shorter relationship. So I feel like I've seen the span of how people deal with it, and it's been pretty good. Faith. That is a good cell. I'm going to tell you right now, he has converted at least four men listening

to give it a try. It does I mean, I'm not gonna lie. I'm kind of curious. Now, all right, Well, Faith, then would you go out on a second date with Alan? We will pay for it. I mean, yeah, sure, that really Alan, what I'm talking about. Congratulations. I would say you got a second date, but I think your hairless buddy got to date Little Davy smooth just like you are. Allan. There's no pressure for Little Davy to make a special guest appearance. But Faith, I think we're gonna have fun

either way, so everybody's ready. Congratulations Faith, Alan and Little Davy successful second date update broken Jewil in the morning text in at seven eighty five nine two to stop manscape shaming. I agree. Talking about today's second date update. If you missed it, This dude, Alan met Faith, the girl that he wanted to call, at a bar one night while he drank a whole bottle of hot sauce

as part of a bet with his friends. They ended up going out on a date, but only hung out for like thirty minutes because Alan forgot that he had an appointment that day. We called Faith and she told us that the appointment Alan had was to get waxed down there. She thought it was a little strange. It's intense, Like manscaping is one thing, but like just bear getting waxed. I've never come across it. I cannot imagine. Yeah, yeah, I just wouldn't want to do for the pain. I know, Well,

where are the person who has to do it? Like there's a lot of creases underneath and difficult. Well. Alan claims that the ladies love having a man who's well groomed down there, and that the feedback he's gotten has been pretty good. And in the end faith her curiosity went out and she decided to see for herself. So they're going out on a second date. I think we can all agree with women. We like it if you got a little haircut or a little this is one

second date update. I'd like a report on how I'd like a review. I'd like a Yelp review on how this turns out. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, I have to do his email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. It is Friday, so Young Jeffrey's song of the Week that's coming up at eight to ten.