Need Leasi trust the experienced team at the Leasic Center at Evergreen Ice Center. No glasses, no contacts, no limits. What will you do lesic at Evergreen dot com Rooking Jebels second Dato day. You know a lot of people waste their time trying to find love online dating or having friends hook them up with somebody that they think would be perfect, when everybody knows the only place to really find true love is in a crowded men's bathroom
at a dirty bar. We all know that, right, And that's where Eric found the girl that he wants to call today, in the men's bathroom at a bar. What's up, Eric's, Well, that's not entirely true. That's what your email said. Well, she wasn't standing in the bathroom we were. I was at this bar and the girl's line was like down the hall. It was really a long line. She looked like pretty upset. So I was like, hey, why don't
you use the men's bathroom when I watched the door. Okay, so she did use the men's bathroom, yes, and you stood guarding us into her PA. I don't know about listening, all right, So tell us more about her. I mean, your email said how you met and that she's not calling you back, but how'd your evening go with her? Well,
her name was Penny and she was really nice. So she thanked me for watching the door for her, and I asked her if maybe she wanted to drink, so we went over to the bar and got her drink together. You are a gentleman, and you even paid held the door. Yeah. I think we got along really good, just back and forth. I asked to what she did. She asked me what I what I did for work and everything, which right now I'm out of work currently. So so you impressed
her with that line. Yeah, what did you do? It's truthful. I was gonna lie to it. Okay, that's good. It's good that you didn't say like I'm an entrepreneur. Yeah. Yeah, So what did you guys actually do on your date? We didn't go on a date. Oh okay, So she's not calling you back just after this one night you met her at the bar. Yeah, exactly. So when we're at the bar, we're talking and everything, and I wanted to ask her out see if she wanted, so I didn't.
I didn't know how to do it. And we're just standing there talking and everything, and I saw this rose laying on the bar, so I grabbed the rose and I gave it to her and I said, hey, if you take this and go out with me, I'll get you twelve more. Oh my gosh, Yeah, I just say that. Did she actually like that? She loved it? Yeah? I mean she said, yes, she took the rose. Did she notice that you stole it from somebody else? No? I don't think so, all right, And so you guys what
you got her number? There? Yeah? We exchanged numbers and then we texted. It seemed real friendly and everything, and then it just started to get weird. It seemed a little more distant. So I just actually like, what's going on with a cold shoulder? And then after that I never got a response. What do you mean it got distant? I don't know. It was like, hey, how you doing, Like we were leading up to something, and then it just seemed like it just seemed like something went away.
I didn't get it. All right. So you met her this one night at the bar, You had a conversation over drinks after you helped her pee, and you want you liked her so much that you want to do a second date up thing just after that. Yeah, I liked her. I really want to go on a date with her. How long did you guys spend together at the bar? Half hour? So after a half hour you're willing to do a second date? Update? Yeah, half hours a long time. Go to a lot and a half hour.
We talked about a lot. It means she was real pretty, blonde hair, blue eyes, she likes sports. I mean she seemed perfect. That sounds like your guys souls really connected over those drinks. I mean you don't really know anything about her. Are you sure she's even single? I don't think she wouldn't let me buy her a drink. I mean I hope she's single. Oh no, trust me, she could be. She could be like married for forty years. Still let you buy her a drink. Yeah, here's the deal.
Guys like I never get to meet like I've never had the opportunity like with someone this pretty and everything, And I feel like I'm I'm almost there. So I really want to hook up with this girl. I really want to talk to her. I want to know what's up. Okay, So basically, she's the hottest girl that you've ever had a conversation. Yeah, I try to talk to a lot of hot girls, but this is the only one that actually talks back to me. Hey, I completely understand then
why you want to do this. Why do you think that she's not calling you back then? Or why do you think she stopped texting you? I don't know. I mean I thought everything went fine in the bar. Could maybe she saw me grab the rose. I didn't steal it from someone. Maybe she saw me grab the rose off the bar or something. Maybe she thought that was classless. I don't know. She gave me her number. What was the last thing that you guys said to each other?
It was really nice to meeting you. Um, I can't wait to go out and I'll i'll hitch you up tomorrow. And what'd she say back? She said, thanks again for watching the restaurroom. It was really nice to here, So thanks again for watching the restroom lap And that was it. And that's the last thing you've heard from her. Yeah, all right, well play a song, come back, call her and get your second date up date. Okay, all right, sounds good. All right, man, hang up looking jubil in
the morning. Second date you know what that is? Did anybody tell me what that is. No water dripping water drip dating is the sound of abudding new romance. It's like dum it is, isn't it? It's beautiful yea, And that is why Eric wants to call a girl to day. In his second date update, Eric is on the phone with us. He told us about how he met this girl at a bar. He met her because she was standing in line for the women's restroom was really long, and he was like, let me be your night in
shining armor. I'll stand guard. You can go in the men's bathroom, and then they struck up a conversation. After that, they talked for about thirty minutes. But now she's not texting him back, and he wants to get a hold of her really badly. Why because, in his own words, she's the hottest girl that's ever actually talked back to him. All right, Eric, are you about ready to give Penny a call and get your second date update? Yes? I am. And Eric, what did Penny do when you guys were talking?
I forgot to ask that gave you the indication that she was legitimately into you. I don't know if it's anything she did. I mean the fact that She was talking to me for a hour and then even gave me her number when I asked for it. That didn't like a good thing. What's your success rate? Usually when you ask a girl for a number, I don't know. I'd say, uh, this went well, I don't know. They
usually don't. It's not that good. Okay. Well, I'm gonna dollar phone of her right now and get her on the phone and see if we can get your second day update. Okay, all right, thanks, there, here we go. Hello. Hi, is Penny there? This is her mask is calling? Yeah, Hi, Opinion. This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Okay, I'm calling you because one of our listeners actually sent us an email about you
and asked if we could get a hold of you. Well, I've never heard of your show, so I don't know anybody that would listen to it. Well you do. Actually, you know one person at least who listens to it, and he liked you so much that he wanted us to get a hold of you. Okay, And who would that be? That would be a guy named Eric that you met at a bar recently. Are you serious? Yes?
I am. He sent us an email and told us about how he met you and had been texting back and forth that you really wanted to take you out on a date, but you've stopped texting him. So he asked us if we could get you on the phone and find out if something happened. Wow, I'm not sure what you guys know about well, I mean, I don't know what he told you. So he told us he pretty much just told us that he met you. You were standing in line for the restroom, and then he
helped you use the guy's restroom. You guys talked to the bar for about a half an hour and have been planning a date, but then you just dropped off the face of the earth. You dropped out of Eric's world and he can't stand it. Penny, So is that true? Did it really happen? Yeah, so that's true. But he was so rude and so coolest how rude he was that I didn't just drop off the face of the arts. There was very specific reasons why I just decided never
to connect with that person again. Ever, why'd you give the number? If he was so rude? I felt bad, Like I almost kind of felt bad. I mean, this guy was never ever going to be with a woman. I just never. He'll never be with a woman ever. What did he do that was so rude? Well, after he held the bathroom door for me, I made the huge mistake of sitting down for a drink with him. He offered to buy me a drink, which I said yes to. These all sound like nice gentlemen things to do.
So far, the sound really nice. They start off with you, a really nice gentlemanly thing to do, and then he keeps talking and his mouth just doesn't stop moving. So he proceeds to troll every girl in line and rate her based on look, which was really fun as another woman in that bar to sit and listen to somebody do. So he's sitting with you and rating all the other
girls in the bar. Oh yeah. I don't know if he was bored or he thought this was a great idea, but he said, look at all those trolls standing in line, and he wanted to just like rate them on a scale of one to ten, one by one. And I didn't even get to I didn't even get to finish my sentence, and he just starts like laying into him. Did you try to interrupt him? And stop him from this. Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah. I kept asking him to talk about something else, and he was just I
mean things like, oh that girl there's a four. I mean, her eyes are too far apart, she's got harry eyebrows and beds getting and like one at a time, like oh, she's like a straight up garden no man, Like she's like short and squat and like, I mean, he was just he was cracking himself up, Pitha. He was mister funny ha ha. And I don't think that he has ever ever had a girlfriend in his entire life, because because somebody would have stopped this a long time ago.
You know, he did tell us that you're the hottest girl that's ever spoke to him. Oh well, that is a compliment. I'm sure. I'm surprised Pisa was the hottest girl because he actually wanted to rate me as well. So what did you say when he told you that? I asked if we could not do that. I said, yeah, yeah, let's not do the rating thing anymore. Let's move on. Let's try to talk about anything else anything. And did he give you a rating? Oh yeah, he gave me
a rating. He was adamant he said, Nope, I'm going to hear the rating because it's a good one. Okay, I'm guessing he's like, oh, you're a ten. Look at all those other fours and fives. I'm sitting next to the tin in the bar. You think he would because he's trying to hit on me. But no, that ask gave me a seven plus. What does a seven plus even mean? I guess it's better than a seven, but worse than an eighth. And he went on and detailed about why he gave me a seven plus. Oh you serious?
So he actually went into detail. Huh yeah, yeah, he wanted me to know why. What was his reasoning? Well, my teeth weren't perfectly straight enough and I had a nice chest, but it could have been a little bigger slap this dude. I think he's just so unaware, like it wouldn't do anything. It wouldn't help. It's never going to click with him. He's never had a girlfriend, probably never will. So yeah, I feel bad for the guy. Well, Penny, thank you for telling us. I appreciate it. You're welcome.
It was a complete nightmare with that idiot, and I want to tell you, you know what in my book. You're an eight minus seven, you upbraided. That's so sweet. You're welcome. I also want to let you know that he's actually on the other line listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you. Wait what Yeah, he's actually on the phone, Eric, Yeah, I'm here. Wait are you kidding me? Penny didn't find that entertaining making fun of the girls in line, And that's so met dude.
I was trying to be nice to you. It was like I felt like I was stuck with you. Man. You bought me a drink. I'm like, I, No, it was no fun. There was no fun. You were going right along with it. I thought we were having a good time. I knew some of those girls by the way that you were making fun of. No, none of that was fun. Where are you ever going to find another guy like that who would come up with a game like that. You know, I'm a good time, I'm a fun time, do you? Okay? I hope that I
never find another guy like that? And you are anti fun. That was the most unfun thing I think I've ever done ever. I mean, you got the best rating out of everyone. Wow, you're bragging about giving me a seven plus, like seven plus and that bar is like a ten. You know, every the other girls with five. I'm the best bad looking girl at that bar. I wasn't trying to insult you. You're hot, you're beautiful, You're like, yeah, seven and a half one compared to the scale we
were working on. You see you guys, listen to this. You're clueless, man, you are so clueless. Listen. I know women one, okay, I know with a need and yeah, I don't. I don't know what you're talking about. It sounds like, hey, it sounds like it's Eric. She just doesn't know what she needs that Penny, that's right. Would you like to go on a second date with Eric? We will pay for it. Absolutely not ever again. I hope I never talked to you yet. Oh no, no, please?
Why did you go find another seven plus to install? Because I am done listening to this? Oh nice, very nice. The only reason you're not going to go out with me is because you're totally frigid and I don't need to go. Oh my god, you are an imbasile, absolute imbasile. Not a successful second day update for you, Eric, Penny, thank you for sharing your story. Yep, Eric, I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry you didn't get a date. Yeah, that's okay, don't worry. I mean I told her she
was a seven plus but she was only a five. Hey, hey, they're done talking to you. It's time for you to go now. A text in at seven eight, five to nine to two said, I think a seven is a pretty good rating. Broken Jewel in the morning, talking about today's second update. If you miss it, Eric wanted to call this girl named Penny. They actually met out at a bar. She gave him her number, but she wasn't
calling back and he didn't know why. We got her on the phone, and she said that he was clueless and rude and that she only gave him her number because she felt bad for him because Eric, I guess, was like rating people at the bar, like girls in front of her, like yeah that chicks, this, this, this, And then he rated her a seven plus and said that was a compliment. She didn't think it was a compliment. He was trying to do that whole like you say, like a mean, rude comment and chicks dig it. It
didn't work, though, because no second date for him. Those guys, it's like yeah, exactly chicks'll like it when you do that, when you say that they do no second date. It was so blessed to be with you. I remember if you want to do a second day up the date, I have to do his email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back.