2nd Date Update PODCAST: Put it in the Hole

situation with your first date. Yeah, so I it was a tender thing and her name is Kate. We had a little flirty thing going as it happened the top,

and then I offered to take her out. She agreed, and I go to show up and her roommate answers the door and Mike is Kate here, I'm here to pick her up, and she kind of just freezes a little and it's just like, um, sorry, I'll be right back, and so she just shuts the door and leaves me kind of hanging there and then comes back kind of takes a deep breath and she's like, yeah, a bit of a mix up here. Kate's actually out with another guy. WHOA,

that's a lot of information. Why would this like horrible roommate? Why wouldn't you cover for her? Yeah? I don't know. I was just like I was kind of mortified, and I was like, all right, yeah, what did you say to that? Yeah, you don't really say much. I was kind of kicking my heel a little bit, just kind of like um, and she goes, you know, I'm not

up to anything. Maybe we could just hit the bar down the block or something, and I'm like, no, I don't want this, like like a hidie date or something like. She legitimately felt bad for me, Like I was like, oh, you should be dating somebody. I'll go out with you. So I kind of reluctantly agreed. Okay, But I mean you were attracted to her, so you agreed, right, Yeah,

she was cute kind of okay, Well what happened? Well we went to the bar and we had a few drinks, but she couldn't get off this like I'm so sorry, Oh god, that's so awful. Like I kind of really wanted to forget about it. Yeah, yeah, like you have to keep harping on it. Can we just hang out, you not remind me that I was just stood up and drinking, like cheers to you, being so that is lonely. Yeah.

So I was doing what I could to kind of change the subject, and she would just go right back and be like again, I'm so sorry, and I'm like, yeah, okay, that's fine, you know, And then she even said I bet, I bet Kate's not having as much fun right now, and she would be with you, like I'm sure the guy that she's out with is worse or something. It's worse. I was gonna say, that's a nice compliment to be, like, she was complimenting you, like you're fun to hang out with.

But if she put it that way, like maybe that guy's worse than you would be hard but maybe like you're pretty bad, but the god you should see what she drags home from Tinder is terrible to you. Yeah, I mean I thought that this woman was, like, I don't know, maybe attracted to you and that's why she offered. But it really, I mean, I think you're right. It really does sound like it was out of pure pity. Well,

it did get better from there. In another attempt to change the subject, I asked if she wanted to play a game, and she perked up and she was like sure, and I was like, all right, it's called put it in the Hole the first day. Yeah, and it's not a very complicated game. You just take whatever bar food is near you and you throw it in each other's mouth and you get a little further and further away.

Oh okay, and the people sitting around you hate you because they keep getting hit by pretzels in the head. But that's cool, is an understatement. We cleared the bar out, all right, so you and her playing put it in the hole in the bar and just like screaming if you get it in the hole, like yeah, but he

won the Super Bowl, right right. It turned out to be like a total like fun activity that we had because we were drinking and we were laughing, and we're even like having a conversation about real things like while we're hurling food at each other's cool. So I mean I turned into like we're having the time of our lives in this really weird way. So I got it

in my head to make a move on her. Oh the way you worded that sounds like it didn't go over well, well, I don't know, Um, so I she caught one, right, and I was like, I don't think that went in, let me look, And so I approached her and when she let me look in, I kissed her. Kissed her like gaping open mouth, but she wasn't expecting it. Yeah, yeah, her mouthful, all right? Did she like that? She did.

So the night goes on, it gets a little fuzzy, and she wants to go home, and I'm like, I gotta not try to like take her home at this point, even though it kind of goes against everything, right, And so I took her home. There wasn't a kiss at the door, but we were laughing and I was like, I should go. And the next day I fixed her once and I called her once and I heard like absolutely nothing. And I thought after a date like that,

I would I would totally hear something. And I don't know if she was like felt like she was stepping on Kate's feet or like, I know, it's just so weird that that a night like that, I'm just getting like ghost. Do you think maybe the roommate that got mad at her for going out with you? Well that is the theory that I just said, So good job to self pay attention more. I don't know, Kate didn't care enough to even be there when you guys were supposed to be on a date. I don't think that

she'd be that territorial. Yeah, and I just see her like if the roommate came saw you at the door, then said hold on, I gotta check and then goes back. She obviously, I feel like checked in with Kate somehow. Yeah, I think so, but I don't know for sure. All right, Well play a song and then come back and call her and get your second day update. Okay, awesome, all right, hang up looking jubil in the morning, Sate right in the middle of a second date update, and if you're

just joining us. Sean is on the phone, and he was supposed to go out with a girl named Kate, but that never happened. He showed up to Kate's apartment and she was actually out on another date with a different dude, So he ended up hanging out with her roommate, Sean. What's her name, by the way, we never got the roommate's name, Chelsea. Chelsea. Okay, so he ended up hanging out with Chelsea all night. He said that they had

a really good date, but now she's not calling him back. Sean, have you thought about the possibility that maybe you got cat fished? Oh? Wow? Think I have entertained that it just doesn't add up to that, but I guess it's possible, like fake pictures and everything else. Then you show up and she acts like she's the roommate. I don't know why, smart, but why would she catfish you in the nut call you back? I don't know, Like, that's pretty rude. You

get stood up? Yeah, she would have just not gone on the date if she wasn't interested, right right, I mean, I don't get why to set up that whole sting and then do it this way, you know, well shrouded in mystery. Hopefully we can figure it out for you. I'm about to call Chelsea's the one we're calling, not Kate, right, Yeah I did. I never went out with Kate. Yeah, I know, I know. I'm just starting to get names confused. Now.

That's more for me than for anybody else. All right, So I'm about to call Chelsea right now and find out why she's not calling you back. You're ready? Yeah, Okay, here we go. Hello? Hi? Is this Chelsea? This is she? Hi? Chelsea, how are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Uh, oh, is this about my dry cleaning? Because I'm picking it up today, I promise, Oh my god, No,

it's no, Chell, it's not about your dry cleaning. But suddenly I understand who you are because I'm the same person. I will let them know though you're picking it up. Yeah, you're not going to though, Let's be honest. Okay, I'm sorry, I don't who's this? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show, okay, and we don't do drag cleaning, but we might start. I'm confused. Did I win, like I had a prize or something. No. We actually do a segment on our show called the

Second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then don't call them back after, they can email us to get you on the phone and try to find out what happened. So we got an email about you from a dude named Sean. Yeah, my god. Yeah, okay, I mean I know Sean. Yeah, he told us. He told us about how he actually was supposed to go on a date with your roommate. Yeah. He showed up, and I just I felt really bad, so I just I'd like, we can go to the

bar and hang out for a little. Yeah, you pity dated him, is what he said. I mean, it wasn't like full on pity, because like, if I didn't want to hang I wouldn't have. But like, it's not like he had a date with me. Well, did you enjoy hanging out with him? Though? He thought that you guys had a great time and actually had a really good date even though he wasn't supposed to be on a date with you. Did he tell you like everything that happened,

everything we talked about. I mean, here's what he told us. He said that you guys hung out at the bar and you played a game called put It in the Hole, where you try to throw things in each other's mouth. He told us that you kissed, and he said at the end of the night, you guys were laughing and having fun, and he thought it would be totally cool to hit you up again for another date. But he's tried to do that and you haven't answered him. Yeah,

I mean, the game was like fun at all. But honestly, he doesn't seem really honest and I'm kind of like skeptical if he was telling me the truth or not when we went out, what do you think he was lying about everything? Who once he said like he's been struck by lightning three times, And like, I honestly I don't even know anyone who's been struck once. Yeah, I mean,

but like I could let that slide. But then like right out after he said it happened around the time that he was roommates with zach Efron, like before zach Efron got famous, and like, hasn't zach Efron been famous since he was like twelve? Like that just didn't make sense. Yeah, I mean there's definitely some flags flying up that say like compulsive liars. Yeah, well, I mean there's like more than literally the whole thing. I feel like it was

a lot. He told me he like won the New York Marathon, but like he won, it was disqualified because he lost like that number that you wear when you're running, you know, he was running so fast it flew off. I mean, like he is in really a good shape, but like to win a marathon, Like, wouldn't I have heard about it? Like if I googled him, would have seen that? Like you know, so I know a dude

like that who tells the tallest tales ever. And you're like, that did not happen, But like that's not even like that's not even the worst of it. I think the worst one was he told me he hooked up with like two Victoria's Secret models on Kendrick Lamar's private jet. Oh wow, roommates was zach Efron's on Kendrick Lamar's private jet? Hooking up with Victoria's secret models? He's getting stood up by your roommate on a Tinder date like that, right,

there's a lot of things that are missing here, totally lying. Well, she's the one that called BS on it. Like I came home and I told her and I was like, did he tell you any of this? Like did he send you a picture of him like on a private jet or anything. She's like, no, this guy is a liar. Don't talk to him ever. Again, did you say anything to him on the date? Like, I like, who you are without all these big lies, Like you don't have to tell me this. I didn't like outright tell him

that he was lying, because he does. Like the way he told the story, I started to believe him because like, what do I know. I don't know if it's not true or not, Like maybe he really does have this crazy, extravagant life. Who knows? Then we should ask because he's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. But he's what he's on the other line, I wants to talk to you. Unless Kendrick Lamar try to call through, they might take any call. I don't know, Sean.

Are you still there? Yeah, I'm still here. Oh my god. And I'm a little bummed out that you're kind of like questioning my integrity. I mean, it's it's all of the things, like you're not that old, How could you have experienced all of this stuff? Well, I don't know what I have. I mean, getting hit by lightning three times in a row isn't exactly a breaking thing. And I have medical records it says I've been lit up,

lit up. I mean, they do say, don't they say, Like once you get hit once, you have a greater chance of getting hit again. Isn't that what? I don't have to convince me that's true. Aren't you like supposed to have marks on your body when you're hit by lightning? Like I must have passed through me in a way that just jolted all my organs for a second. Oh, I'm having a hard time because you are believable, and you did stay on the phone through all this, Like if you were a big, fat liar, I would think

you would have hugged up on us right now. Like the Zach Effron thing, he was shooting in the area, I'm very good friends with his friend. He stayed at my place for a week, But does count is a roommate? Okay, So Zach Efron slept on your couch for a week or something like that. Yeah, And as far as the Victoria's Secret Model thing, that really did happen, and I

was on Kenda Lamar's plane. Kenda Lamar was not there, but I had to sign an NDA, which means I shouldn't be even talking about it at all on the radio. It's probably a huge no no. But like I can't. I mean, I have have pictures, I can't even show them. But it happens. Why do you have pictures of where everyone has their phones out and stuff, So people were filming you hook up with the Victoria's Secret Models and Kendrick Lamar's plane. Yeah, I didn't just be clear like

I didn't sleep with them. I just was hooking up with them and drinking sham being on the plane. And hey, to be fair at Chelsea, if I was hooking up with Victoria's secret models, I would also have pictures of it, like that is a moment that you only get once in life. All right, what about you riding across the country on horseback? Does that really happen? Okay, that story is slightly different. Um, yeah, I rode across country on horseback. But what I didn't tell you is that I wrote

back as well. And that was then I thought. I was like, oh, I'm gonna be bragg And if I say I did a round trip one times one time, riding across the country on horseback raises enough questions. Yeah, you don't need to add that you rode back. You can see all these stories sound pretty made up though, right, Look, you don't have to believe me on this, but they happened. I was there, I lived it. You're pretty convincing, and

I actually believe the horseback that. The one I have a problem with, Sean is the marathon you won, The New York City Marathon I won in my won in my division. How look, you don't have to griel me like I'm some sort of liar. I know the truth. I was there, you weren't there, So get off my job. Okay, what about you escaping the Mexican cartels? Did that really happen? You escape the Mexican cartel? Oh? My god? All right? So,

first of all, what I was doing down there? And I was a dumb kid, and I was trying to buy weed, and I got in the wrong place at the wrong time, and they took me for ransom. They take people for ransom. They call their families and they're like, give me money and we'll let them go trying to buy weed, and then I run up like in the middle of a huge coke deal between the cartels. It happened. It's rampant down there, and so I got I'll tell

you how I got out of there. It wasn't very fancy, but we basically became friends, all of us, and joked around and smoke and drank while they waited for their money. And they trusted me enough to go take a leak out on the back deck and I just hooked it and ran. So you're either the most interesting man on the planet, or you're the biggest liar we've ever met. I am known for being the unluckiest and luckiest guy on the planet at the same time. All right, well,

who knows you like that, though, Chelsea? Would you like to get would you like for Sean to prove it to you? Would you go on a second date with Sean? We'll pay for it, and then you guys can sit down and he can bring the medical records of his lightning strike. I honestly, I just don't know, because like I don't know if he's telling the truth or not. Like he's got answers to every yeah question, Like I have answers to every question because they happen. It's real

easy for me to think about this. I've been going around telling people that I went on a tender date and that the date wasn't even there, but I took out a roommate. Like that's already, like, yeah, weird stuff happens to you. You're an excellent liar, Sean. Yeah, Chelsea, what do you think? Do you want to give Sean one more shot? I do think I'm gonna go on a date and see what happens, all right, Sean, congratulations you got a second date. Yeah, yeah, bring along your

medical records and all that stuff. Well, I don't know if I can get my hands on them bite then, but I'll be okay, all right, Well, I hope your date goes well. And congratulations Sean. Chelsea, thank you for your time too. Thank you. She's just like, I don't know. And Sean, the next time you go on Kendrick Lamar's private jet invite, please we don't actually talk anymore. It was just Buddy's plain. So yeah, okay, all right, sure sounds sounds legit. We'll see you broken Juwil in the morning.