2nd Date Update PODCAST: Puppy Party

a different way. It's one hundred percent thanks to his unique job, and you'll find out what it is in your second date update right now, Brook and Jewels Second Date Update. I don't know what the end result of today's second date update will be, but I do know that because of this second day update, I've found a new way to party, and that's with puppies. Oh that's right, Yeah, Apparently the dude on the phone, his name is Michael, hosts puppy parties. I don't even know exactly what that entails.

I mean, I'm guessing it involves puppies and parties. What's up, Michael? How are you? I'm well, how are you? Yeah, this isn't one of those weird things where everybody pretends to be dogs and like cuddles together and stuff. Right, No, not for furries. What are they called furries? Yeah? Yeah, that's what I thought it was. Never mind, then I'm not interested, not interested in Michael. Um. Yeah, your email says that you work for a party company that rents

puppies for parties. That is correct. It's so cool. Is inhumane to rent a puppy for a party? I don't think so. Oh yeah, No, puppies are fun. You know, everybody loves puppies. It's the best job ever. If you had my job, you'd be the happiest person on earth. That's probably true. And apparently you met the girl you want to call today at one of your puppy parties. Yes, okay, oh my god. What's her name? Jacqueline? Jacqueline? All right? And how did you meet her at one of these parties? So?

I did a children's birthday party and she was the aunt of one of the kids, and she was, like, you know, playing with one of the dogs, and I came up to her because obviously it's like a really easy way to meet women. Yes, I'm thinking that you get hit on all the time, like you're the puppy party guy, like yeah, yeah. So I was like, yeah, hey, we hit it off you like, you know all these things, mate, right, No bros like talking about children that way? What is

wrong with you dogs in general? Anyway, we hit it off, you know, right away, And before she left, I made sure I asked her on a date and she said yes. And for the date though, I thought i'd do coffee. I don't know why. I just thought, you know, it would lead to something else. Wait, hold up, coffee never leads to anything. Yeah, I don't know. I thought the way the conversation went and just led to that, and

I was like, let's do coffee. She agreed. I was happy, And then when we met for coffee, the first thing she said was, oh, did you bring any puppies? Yeah? It's hard to go from a puppy party to a coffee date, you know, it's a big letdown. Yeah, so I said, I said no, and she immediately seemed really really disappointed. What wait, she like, honestly thought that you were going to bring puppies to your date. I don't know. I thought maybe i'd bring one or something, and it's

like you have puppies on you at all times. But it didn't, and I immediately felt it wasn't as natural as it was when I was at the puppy party, and I said things like, you know, gosh, I can't remember the last time I was at a Starbucks, or I felt it getting really weird, and even by the end of this date, I kind of felt real desperate, and I challenged her to a thumb war what like thumb rustling. Yeah, no, it's it's getting worse. It doesn't get in too much worse, but she said no thing.

So like I didn't know really what to do, and it just kept getting worse and there was more awkward silences and I didn't feel any chemistry by the end of it. So why do you want to call her back if you didn't feel any chemistry. I just feel like, honestly, at the party we had great chemistry, and I feel like she didn't really get to meet the guy that she met at the party, So I feel like there's something there and I want to find that. I want to get back to where we were at the party

and kind of like get rid of this section. The coffee says maybe maybe you need to bring puppies with you everywhere, like she thought maybe that would help. Yeah, no, I would do that, but honestly, i'd probably end up letting her down by the tenth day when I don't have any puppies. Yeah, just keep trading and you know, puppies once they get too old and not cute anymore, and just always have a puppy with you for your entire relationship. Yeah, like this one doesn't get old. That's weird.

So how did it all end? Did you guys make any plans? She said, one of those like, yeah, we'll get together again some wrestle at a coffee shop at other time, for sure. Yeah, you know, I don't always bomb like this, which she's really cute, and I just want to tell her, you know, I don't always take people on start I don't know why we went to the coffee shop. I don't always some more people on a first date. It obviously been really horrible, and I just think it would be best for both of us

if we had like a do over date. Okay, yeah, I agree, you know a mulligan on this one. Yeah, all right, So have you talked to her at all since your date? I texted her. She kind of got back to me, but late a day later or something, and then I texted again, but I knew the way she was responding that I'm not going to be the creeper that keeps texting her. Okay, good job, Hey, I applaud you for your self control there. Yeah, I have

more poppy. Okay, we'll play a song and then come back and call her and get your second date update. All right, all right, great, okay, I man hang on brooking jubile in the morning. Everybody has their go to move when a conversation gets awkward, and apparently Michael, who's on the phone to do a second date update today, his move is thumb wrestling. Can be very interesting in conversations, but if you're just joining us. Michael went out with

a girl named Jaqueline. He actually met her because he works for a company that throws puppy parties. It's where you bring a bunch of puppies to a party and people get to hang out with the puppies and then you take them home and throw them wherever you keep him out and away keet puppies. But he met her at one of these puppy parties. They struck up a conversation and then they met for coffee and he said, it was so awkward. I was trying to start a conversation.

And then he eventually asked her to thumb wrestle. She said no, and the date kind of ended and he hasn't really heard from her since. All right, Michael, are you ready to call her? Yes? I am sure, Michael, because a woman who wouldn't take you up on thumb wrestling doesn't sound like a keeper to me. Anyway, I

don't I don't know. Maybe it was an off day for both of us, you know, Yeah, you're right, maybe your thumb was tired, who she wasn't up for the challenge, And we really hit it off the first time, so it's just kind of odd that the second time was like the complete polar opposite of what happened. What are you gonna do if the conversation gets awkward on the phone, thumb wrestle yourself. I'm gonna pull out a puppy and FaceTime her. There you go? All right, Well, I'm gonna

dialar phone of her right now. Here we go. Hello, Hi, is this Jacqueline. This is Jacqueline, who's this. Hey, Jacqueline, how are you? This is Jewbil from the radio show Brook and Jewel in the Morning. What, Yeah, how are you? Why are you? Why are you calling me? Well, I'm calling you today because one of our listeners emailed us about you. Okay, any idea why somebody would email us about you? I'm not really sure. Well, we do a segment on our show. It's called the Second Date Update.

So this dude named Michael who throws puppy parties emailed us about you. Oh jeez, that wasn't that. Yeah that was You did a happy laugh in the beginning, and now that sounded like you're disappointed a little bit. Yeah, I'm well, I mean, this is just really weird. It is weird. M Yeah, my whole experience with Michael was not something I really want to remember. Was it that bad? Really? He told us how he met you, and then he

told us you guys went out for coffee. He did say that coffee was kind of awkward though, Yeah, definitely awkward. So I don't want to come across as like a bad person here, so I have to, like, I don't really know what to say exactly. Um, I should probably just let you go. Because I don't want to talk bad about him. We want you to talk about I think I think he totally owned how horrible he was on that date when we talked to him, like he he wants a redo because he knows that he was awkward.

I mean, let's just say, like he wasn't as cute by himself as he was when I saw him with a dog when he's around puppies. Is that what you're saying. It's like when you go to a bar and you meet someone like in the dark and think they look great, and then when you see them the next day in the light, like that was a bad decision. Whatever. Hey, no, she was intoxicated by puppies. People make but bad choices sometimes when puppies are around. I can see how that

would have happened. Yeah, I must have had my puppy goggles on or something. I can see how that could get you. Was he really that different without a puppy next to him. I mean he still smelt like dogs, which was a turn off definitely, But yeah, he was different. He told me he didn't even own a dog, which is like, what is he even a dog lover? It really had me thinking, like what did I get myself into who is this guy? Oh my gosh, cold da. I mean, there's lots of people who are teachers of

children that don't have children, like you. Don't You can still love dogs without owning one. Yeah, but it made me feel like he's just working at this job to pick up girls. I honestly didn't believe that he liked dogs, even at that very moment, because he thinks so awkward. And then I heard that and I was like, uh no, what am I doing here with this guy to feel like he's using puppies to get dates? And that's it.

That's how I felt, honestly. And then he offered the thumb wrestle me, and I was like, no, I have to leave. That's surprising. Usually thumb wrestling, you know, really people love that. I just think he was maybe nervous to meet you. I mean, he sounds like kind of an awkward guy. I feel like maybe you wrote him off in the very beginning and you never gave him enough of a shot, you know I did. I mean, I came into the date very optimistic because I love dogs.

He seemed like a great guy. He's really cute. When I met him and then I it's just I don't know. I guess I was mistaken. Well it turned out to be an ugly dog hater, is what it sounds like for you, I guess. So if you talk to him, just tell him I'm sorry it didn't work out. Okay, Well you actually kind of already told him because he's on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Wait, what are you talking about? Yeah, he's on the other

line listening. Are you there, Michael, Oh, I'm here. Hey, Jacqueline, m Hi, Yeah, I hear everything you said. I just I can't believe you felt that way. I sertain like I don't know about the whole smelling like a dog thing. You know, I might not have had time to show or before I got to the date, so that that could possibly be why I kind of still smelled a little bit like a dog. So I don't know, Like, yeah,

I mean you did smell like a dog. I tried to put that like past us and just not think about that the whole time, But really, everything like sum wrestling, what was that? I mean, that was because I was so excited to see you. I really I didn't get any sleep the night before I was acting awkward and that's why I was tuck enough to them. But now was that I was really excited to see. So it

was awkward because I didn't sleep. Yeah, but that's how you show someone you're excited to spend time with them. Is just the thumb wrestle. We could have done anything, button, No, that was on another note. You know, I find it rude that you're judging me on what an animal I was holding in my job. You're saying that I looked better with a dog in my hands. I don't know, maybe you looked better with a dog in your hand.

You just switched to angry for a second there. Yeah, I'm kind of angry a little bit about it because she's judging me on the way I look, and that's the one thing I can't really change about myself. Actually you can, because when you had a puppy, you looked a lot cuter. Doesn't everybody look better with a puppy in her hands? I mean, seriously, I don't know about everybody, but you definitely do, Jacqueline. These are low blows, that's actions.

You're being just kind of meat right now. I'm telling him the truth. What. Yeah, I also work with dogs, And you said that I because I don't have a dog or something that that I'm just using my job to pick up girls. That is not That's the furthest thing from the truth. I work with dogs. I can't just bring my work home with me, you know. Yeah, But how am I supposed to know that you're telling the truth? Though? Like, you could definitely get a dog on the side if you really love them. When you're

not at work, you can play with it. I mean, the thing is, Jacqueline, like, haven't you ever had a bad date where you messed up and you wanted to redo? No, apparently very good at dating, but Michael isn't. And Michael would like to go out with you again, Jacqueline, would you like to go on a second date with Michael?

Will pay for it? How about this? How about the next time, Let's say we go on another date and I just bring some puppies with me and we just it doesn't have to be anything crazy to just meet up and just get to know each other a little bit, more like the way we did at the party. Oh, that's an interesting idea. I'll have to think about it, I guess, because I do get to see puppies again, and hopefully this time you'll shower before we meet up. So is that a yes if he brings along puppies

and showers. Well, I'm not saying yes to a date necessarily. It's more like I'm saying yes to meet up with some puppies that I don't have to pay to see. Michael, don't do this as some self respect. She's using you for the puppies, man, I don't know. I don't see as being too bad that she's using me to see puppies because I'm kind of using the puppies to get

a second date. And you know, puppies are awesome and you know, nothing can go wrong with some puppies around, right, Michael, I just want to correct you that it's not a date. We're all going to be hanging out with puppies and I'm not paying for it. For you, then that's great, let's do it. Okay, that's fine. You know, I have a few parties coming up where you know, obviously I have puppies there and I'll just bring I'll bring them

over and we'll see where it goes from there. So I guess, congratulations, Michael, you kind of got a second. You got a second chance to hang out at least? Yeah, No, I mean, I think it's a good chance for us to you know, reconnect and continue where we left off before it got awkward at the coffee shop. Okay, and the poor puppies that are caught in the middle of

this whole thing. Idea in the morning text in at seven eighty five to nine two says, I feel like your show is either desperate guys that get run over or guys that are really mean and defensive. You mean people. Yeah, we're talking about today's second Dight update if you missed it. Michael wanted to call this girl named Jacqueline. They met while he was working his job. He works at a company that does puppy parties. Run out a bunch of

puppies for a party. I guess they hit it off and decided to go out get later, but things got awkward. Jacqueline seemed to be acting differently when they were on their date, and we got her on the phone and she admitted that when she met up with Michael again, he just didn't seem as cute without the puppies. She described as being similar like meeting somebody when you're drunk or whatever out at a bar and then you seem

I press. You're like, oh yeah, never mind. Also, Jacqueline was upset because Michael didn't have a dog, but he came to be a dog lover and that made her upset. Here's the thing that someone brought up on the text part, which I think is very valid. She complained about how he smelled of dogs. If she was a true dog lover would like it. In the end, she reluctantly agreed to a second date, but only if he brought along some puppies. And he agreed to it. I can't believe

he agreed to it. She's like, it's not a date. I'm just using you for free puppies. And he's like, okay, I know, I remember. If you want to do a second day up the date I'll have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Ninety two point five