2nd Date Update PODCAST: Mr. Lawyer

they've actually been out on like three dates. I guess, so it was not a first date that went bad. They've been out three times and now the dude is not calling her back. So that's extreme or a fourth date update is what we should call it, whatever it is. Tash is on the phone and Tash wants to talk to us about it. What's up, Tash? How are you hi? Guys?

I'm good? How are you good? I wasn't even sure if we should do a second date update with you because technically they're usually like a first date that goes bad, but you've actually been out with the guy you want to call it three times? Yeah, So like I don't know if you would count that as a second update, but I was kind of hoping you'd make an exceptional Yeah,

it is against the rules, so um buy, we'll see later, Tash. Yeah, I think we'll get in trouble with the FCC if we do it the wrong way, or there's got to be lawyers out there listening who might sue us if we do a second date update that isn't based on an actual first date. I'm really sorry about that. Wait, are you guys seeing serious? Serious? Definitely? No, not not serious at all. We'll do your second date update even though it's not really a second date. Tell us a

little bit about the story, though. What's the guy's name? His name is Robert? Okay, and where'd you meet him? It's actually a really hilarious story. How we probably not? Probably not if you started with that, but go ahead. So I was giving flu shots at this law firm and I gave him a flu shot and he gave me his number. Oh okay, Like I said, he liked the cute. The most hilarious thing I've ever heard. But

cool story. I just thought it was funny because like, he gave me his number, you know, okay, hysterical you gave him the flu and he gave you his number. But that's exciting though, Like you're a nurse obviously, and you're gonna be going out with the hot lawyer. I hope you're a nurse. We're not just showing up to run him off. I'm not. I'm not like officially a nurse. I'm like a volunteer. But they like give you this course that you can do legally, like whatever. I didn't

know that. I thought my food shot by somebody official. Maybe you are, maybe you're not. I don't know. I'm willing to take. Well, tell us about Robert. Have you guys gone out three times and now he's blowing you off? Well, so, like a little bit about him is like he's a lawyer, So I was dating a lawyer. Gummy. Um. So we went out a couple times at a bar and then once he took me to this really nice restaurant. Okay, that was the last date you guys went on. It was a fancy one. No, we did a bar, nice

restaurant and then a bar. And were they all really good dates? Yeah? And he was a gentleman, so he paid for everything. And also, if you're wondering, we did pool around. But I'm proud to say not on the first date, I made him wait okay, yeah, the second date and then it was all the way a girl never kisses until So I think we got our answer there. Did you did you go back to his place? Yeah? Well so, okay, he's smart and handsome and he's got a very nice condo, like really nice lawyer. I feel

like he just kind of got me. But lately he's just been m I a like, I can't get a hold of him, and I just don't understand. Maybe that's the problem. He got you and that's all he wanted. Yeah, you understand what I'm saying. Do you get what I'm saying by that, Tash? I just want to make sure you're tracking with me. There is this another like blue shot joke. I'm saying, maybe he just wanted to hook up with you and then he did, and that's why

he's not calling you back. Oh yeah, I mean I've heard of guys who do that before, but he's definitely not one of those guys. Well, and the thing is is he's a lawyer, so he's obviously really busy. I'm sure he's like billion, one hundred hours a week and he's making time to see you three different times, so

feel was like he would like you more than that. Yeah, but like he's successful and he's super hot, and so like maybe he has his pick of lots of beautiful women and I'm just this chickoo gave him a flu shot, Yeah, gave him something else. Yeah, there is one other thing though, just because like I know that he's like I said, he's a lawyer and he's hot and successful, Like I don't know if maybe he is dating other people as well.

And there was just this one time where I came to his door, right and he made me wait like forty five seconds before he let me actually come in, so like he was there, he said hi, hold on, and he made me wait like forty five seconds. So I don't know if he was putting away pictures of other women or he was like finishing up a phone call. He actually opened the door and then close the door and tell you to hang on and then open it again. Correct. Yeah, Okay,

that's that's kind of weird. Did maybe this place was dirty, maybe just trying to clean it up. Yeah, maybe he was cleaning up, but it just it kind of seemed sketchier than that to me, probably because he was watching poor and he had to turn it off. No, that's forty five second activity to turn it off. It makes sense to me. When was the last time you talked to him? It was about like six days ago, okay,

And how did that conversation go? It was like I texted him and he responded like really brief answer, and then I texted again. He never responded, okay, so he just kind of like just left basically. Yeah, okay, well we'll try to figure it out. We'll play a song and then come back and call him and get your second day update. Okay, thank you guys so much for

doing this. You're welcome. Frubi in the morning. Se, I'm excited about today's second day update because we haven't been sued for one of these yet, and hopefully today we can finally get sued for a second update because we're about to call a lawyer and I think that's great. So Tash, thank you for making that happen for me. Hopefully we can get you another date though. Yeah, yeah, you're welcome. All right. I can't wait for the last can't wit to see we can get another day too.

If you're just tuning in, Tasha's on the phone and she wants to call a dude named Robert. Robert is a lawyer. They actually met when she was giving flu shots at his office. They've actually gone out three times, and now he's just blown her off and she can't figure out why. So we're gonna call him and see if we canigure out what's up. Anything you want to say before we call him? Good luck? Me, good luck, and me talk for yourself. I mean, I know you, I know he's like hot and he's a lawyer. But

did you feel a special connection with him? Definitely? No, I just I really really liked him, and I definitely felt like he was really into me, which was great. Right, that's always important. And I already told you guys, he's like this really nice condo. Is definitely a nice car, nice condo. All right, well, I'm gonna dial his phone number right now. Okay, I'm kind of nervous, me too. Both of us are excited to talk to him for different reasons. All right, here we going. Hello, I gotta

speak to Robert please. Oh yeah, this is Robert. Hey, what's up, Robert? How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, okay, do you know what that is? Chund vaguely familiar. Yeah, okay, I figured you didn't know based on the very long pause when I said my name. It's Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Yeah, I've heard of you, guys. Okay, cool, Well, thank you. I mean I listen, but heard it. Thank you. I mean,

as long as you've heard of it, I'm good. Um, what's this about? Um? Oh okay, okay, I forgot got sidetracked. Um. We do the thing on our show called a second date update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back after, they can email us to get you on the phone and figure out what happened. Okay, okay, And so we got an email about you from someone who you've actually been out on a few dates with. Really Yeah,

her name is Tash. Oh right, Okay, No, that's not good. No, good's not good. I think it's better that I don't see her anymore. So, yeah, I think that's yeah, I can't is there a specific reason. I mean, she said she really liked you guys, went out on like three days. No, No, she's great. Um, I mean you talk to her, you just let her know that it's just just a there's a big misunderstanding and I'm not quite sure how to fix it. Okay, I mean, from what you're saying to me,

big misunderstanding. Can't see her anymore even though she's great. Are you cheating on somebody? Oh no, no, no, no, nothing like that. No. Okay, Well, it sounds like you feel bad about something. I kind of do because she's very pretty funny and I um, okay, so you said to tell her that you're sorry that you can't see her again. If you guys could just tell her that

I'm sorry I can't see her again. But that's what I'm saying is if you like her enough to be like you're really sorry about it and feeling bad, don't you think you should give her a little some closure so she knows why you stop talking to her. Okay. Um, So on our first date seems to be going really great and then she just says, I'm blue that she's just really excited to go out with a lawyer. Okay, I would be. You think she was only concerned with you being a lawyer, like she just liked you for

your job. Well, the thing is if she's really excited about me being a lawyer. That's the sticky part, because I'm not, oh, oh, what what do you do with the law firm? Then yeah, I work in maintenance. So I was just you know, staying in line with everybody else to get my shot, and she just assumed that I was. And I didn't realize that she didn't know that I wasn't. I mean, I mean, I would have

told her the truth. I mean, I swear, But if you could just see her the way she lit up when she's like she seems so happy about the lawyer's thing, and like, okay, so you just with it? Yeah, I had to. She didn't seem like she'd be happy about dating a maintenance guy, like just from the way she was talking and she was gushing about it, and I was just all of a sudden, like the tunnel vision hits you and you're like, well, what do I do? What do I do? And so I just, yeah, I

kind of went with it. I didn't expect her to want to go out with me again. And I talked to one of my buddies at the firm and he actually he let me borrow. I can't believe I'm telling you this. He let me born his condom in his car. What oh? Yeah, because she mentioned that you had a really nice place in a really nice car, you took the lie that far that you're borrowing someone's house. I

didn't know what to do. I was just I mean, I liked her, you understand, I liked her a lot, and I just I didn't think she liked me back if I wasn't. All of a sudden, at this point, I'm stuck. So I just tried really hard to look and sound like a lawyer. And that's what I did. I mean, I feel horrible now. I mean, I I

can't keep this lie going. It's just it's just too much. Yeah, I know how that feels, to keep a lie going and you feel bad about it, because I've been keeping a lie going for a few minutes now, and I feel bad about it because guess what, she's on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Wait, what do you mean? I mean, she's on the other phone line and wants to talk to you, Tash, are you there? What? None? Robert? Are you are you really

not a lawyer? First thing? Just come clean? God, no, no, tash, I'm I'm a lawyer. I at best, I clean lawyers toilets. Um, Oh my god, wait is it? Is it also not your condo? It was really nice. No, it's not my condo. I mean you know that one time he came over and I made you wait a few minutes. Um, I was actually taking down my buddies pictures of him and his fiance. O. God, you mike me. Yeah, I'm I'm really not proud of any of this. I mean it looked just to clarify, I never told you I was

a lawyer. You kind of came to your own conclusion on that. I admittedly, though I never foped it. So yeah, so it's still a huge lie. Yeah, I just I don't understand why you did this. It's like I said before, I I mean, I like you a lot. You're probably on the most amazing people I've ever met. And I'm a janitor and you're like a nurse. I mean, you got like a really great job and just you're You're awesome, Robert. I'm actually just a volunteer. I'm not really a nurse.

That's right. Why did you guys talk about the three times you went out Neither of you know anything about each other. Actually, she did ask me a lot of lawyer things. Mean, last time that we hung out, you were actually trying to get free legal advice, and you get to ask you about your parents will and I'm like, I'm gonna have to do some more studying because my brain was raised. I couldn't google fast enough. Acting like you're texting, but you're googling legal terms pretty much. Yeah,

I'm just so blown away by this. I can't believe this is happening to me. Now, are you more upset that he lied to you or that he didn't trust you enough that you would be okay with what he really did? Um? Everything you said? Okay, all right? So all right, Well would you like him if you knew that he was a jennor would you have gone on a date with him? I don't know. I just sounds like I know to me, what would you want to be in your whole life? Absolutely not. I mean doing

this to pay the bills. I'm just watching lawyer TV shows and I was thinking maybe I might go to school to probably try to actually become one. But you know, I gotta I gotta, I gotta work. Yeah, I actually really like those shows too. Um, so you're kind of like pre law then law. Yeah, I mean, I guess you could call it that. I mean, I'm really really interested in going to school for it one day. There

you go, Okay, that changes things? Oh wow, all right, So Robert, let me ask you this, would you like to go on? And I guess I would be a fourth day, but I'll say a second day just because that's what I say. And I can't get out of my I can't get out of my flow or I'll get all messed up. Robert, would I like to go on a second date with Tash? We'll pay for it. You can find out what she actually does for a living too. I would mean, like I said, I think

she's great Tash. You said, yes, you could have a date with somebody who's pre law. Now, just not a lawyer you want to go? I mean, yeah, I'd like to go out with a lawyer in training law student. Yeah, exactly, I guess Robert. I do have one question, because like, when are you going to take the bar? Is that coming up? I heard you have to like take that Tesch. He's probably gotta do some googling. We'll let him google that and find out. But in the meantime, congratulations Tash

you got a second date. And Robert, congratulations you got a date as well. Thanks guys, totally awesome. Yeah, congratulations, you got a date and you're officially free law broken jewel in the morning.