2nd Date Update PODCAST: Like A Good Neighbor

a website where mothers can match their kids up? There should be mommatch dot com or something like that. Stumbled upon a million dollar idea. Okay, everybody forget I said that. Yeah, except nobody wants to sign up for that except for moms. That's true. Well, Eugene is on the phone right now and apparently he got set up on a date by his mom. What's up, Eugene, Hey, what's going on? Oh my gosh? Did your mom actually have good taste for you? Yeah? She's great? Stop me up all the time. What I've

never heard of? And how is your mom meeting so many women your age? She works in a big office, you know, she she looks out. Okay, so anytime they hire somebody who's around your age, she just walks up to them and like puts them through the ring or to see if they're material to date her son. Huh yeah, basically, and she's way more successful at getting me. Okay, well you got a pimp for a mom. Good for you. Tell us about the girl she set you up with

this time. What's her name? Her name was Diana? Diana? It was Diana. Yeah, it is, you know, still us all her name is. I hope her name is Diana. And what did you do with Diana? Well, she said we'd meet up my place before to date and we never laughed. Boy, Oh my gosh, wait, is hold up? Is that what your mom is hoping for you as well as she wanted me to score like that? My mom just wants and children. She doesn't care how it happened from drunken nightat hanging out of your house. It's fine.

There are so many times when mother said to know, if you did accidentally get pregnant, that would be fine. I'm here to take care of us. She's the only one want him to be right. So you guys ended up just staying at your place. That's pretty good. Yeah, it must have been really on my game that night. Okay, well, tell us about it. What happened? I mean, she was really cool because she she didn't look like a lot of those girls you see on the internet. What does

that mean? No, I see a lot of different kinds of girls on the internet. Yeah, what do internet girls look like? I mean, Diana's boobs were just a little smaller, but she's still super cute. You know, are you watching like a ton of adult videos on the internet. No, I just seen in general, you know, the girls on the internet. Okay, No, he's so creepy. So she looked a little different than the other girls that you see all the time on the internet, and her only descriptor

is the size of her boobs so far. Oh, we know what kind of stuff you're looking at on the internet. That's all? Um? What else did you like about her? She was just easy to talk to, and you know, the weather was bad that night, so we kind of stayed in and did bother of fun stuff together, like what we looked at some old photo albums, then we ordered Chinese food, played some yazzi. It was fun. Did she think it was fun? Because if she's flipping through

your baby books. Chances are pretty good. She is not having a great time with that. She's seem to be laughing. I don't know. She seemed pretty good. I mean, you know, it seemed like things were going pretty well. Because then after a little while, I made my move. I waited till she went to the bathroom, and then I put something risque on the TV. That's your Yeah, So she came out of the bathroom and there's a porn plane

in your living room. No, no, not a not a porn come on, Oh good, No, no, okay, what did you put on the TV that's risque to try to get her in the mood? Game was throned. Uh, there's always nudity in there, that is sure. There's a lot of nudity and a lot of weird sex stuff. Yeah. Oh I haven't seen it still. Oh you have to watch. Oh my god, Oh it's so cool. You gotta how if you don't watch Take Off of Work tomorrow and watch it. It's amazing. Oh my gosh, you sound like

you like it a lot. Did it work? Did it get her in the mood? By the time the first episode ended, it was super late and she had to leave at the end. I'm like, I'm looking part up binge watching the show with you and binge doing you. So maybe that was what did you really say that? Did you really say that? I meant it as a joke, you know, yeah, we had I was joking. Maybe she she, you know, oversaw it. Well did she laugh at that joke?

She laughed? But it was like a kind of nervous flash that sounds like like a shocking thing, like, whoa did he just say that? I from your description, if I was girl in the day, I would think you were creepy creep Why I'm going to binge do you? Yeah, that's pretty much all you need to know that. Yeah, without even kissing her. That might have been a bad move man. And still the only way you've described this woman is by your boobs, Like I have known nothing

about her other than her boob size. She smells nice. Okay again, Eugene boobs are on the smaller side. She smells nice. And apparently she doesn't know how to take a joke about being binge done. I mean, you guys don't understand. You just had a beat her. It was super funny in the moment, trust me, all right, man, Well, I wonder what could have gotten wrong. We will play a song and then come back and call her and get your second day update. Okay, okay, thank you rooking

cub in the morning second update. If you miss the first part of today's second day update, then you haven't met Eugene yet. And Eugene could be summed up in three words. He's got gang. That's pretty much. How could some of Eugene Because he told us about his first date with a girl named Diana. They actually just hung out at his house, played a little yachtsie. It's always the best for play. Then he put something on the TV to try to get her in the mood, a

little Game of Thrones. Nothing gets people hotter than a little brother and sister action. Oh my god, is that what happened when games? There's some of that in there. Yeah, everybody's kind of sleep with everybody in it. It's a pretty crazy thing, but you know, people get excited over that. And then he ended the date by saying, we should binge watch the rest of this together. Oh and I can binge, do you? So? Yeah? No idea why Eugene isn't getting a call back from Diana. But we're about

to find out. I know you think your binge do you joke is really funny, and I think it could have been. But it's all about timing, right, like you hadn't even kissed her yet. Well, yeah, that's why it's a funnier joke. Okay, if you're actually attracted to you that it's not funny. Probably, Well we'll find out. Eugene will get her on the phone and see if she thought the joke was funny, and then see if she'll go out with you again. Okay, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi,

might I speak to Diana please? This is Diana. Who is it? Hey? What's up? Diana? How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Wait are you serious? Yeah? Yeah, actually familiar with the show? Yeah? I love you guys. Oh nice? Okay. A lot of times call for a second day updates and do up? No idea who you are? So that's refreshing. Oh wait, you're calling about second date update? Yes? Okay, who is it? Is it about Dylan? Dylan? Yeah? Dylan. I went out

with him a couple of days ago. Is he asking about me? Not asking us about you? Because no, it's not about Dylan. Oh god, anybody else you can think of who might want to do a second date update with you? Is it Eugene. Eugene that wasn't as excited as you were about Dylan. Yeah, yeah, so Eugene's coming about me? Okay, yep. Eugene told us all about your date and he said he really liked you. But now you're not getting back to him. So is there a specific reason? Well, I mean, so he did tell you

what happens, like, he told you what he did and everything. Yeah, I'll tell you what he told us. He said that you came over there. I guess the weather wasn't that great, so you guys decided to just hang out at his house, played some yachtzi, watched some Game of Thrones. Oh, flip

through photo albums. Can't forget that. And then I guess at the end of your date, he made a joke that he told us and we told him didn't sound like it was that funny, but he said you should come back and binge watch a game of Thrones, and also he's going to binge do you. Wow? I'm honestly really surprised that he just told you all that. So embarrassing. You're surprised because he should be embarrassed, right, I mean, yeah, he should be embarrassed, but apparently he's not. He thought

it was a funny joke. Did you not think it was funny? No? Yeah, you guys think it was funny. I will say I think that he meant it in a lighthearted way. But I also told him he was creepy for it. Yeah, that's not the only reason why it was creepy. Oh there's more creep. There's more creep to Eugene. Oh yeah, he'd heard it all. Yeah, all right, well that's all he told us. So what is he what is he missing? Well? Did he tell you what happened during Yassi? No? No, did you try to like

get you to play strip yazzi or something? Huh yeah, no, thanks, thank god. Okay, there was the middle of Yassi. We're playing a good old round a yatsi, and then he was like hold on, hold on, and he takes out a camera and goes over to the window and starts videotaping the neighbor's yard across the street. What okay? Well why what what did he explain? I mean I wanted to ask, but I decided I didn't even want to know. Oh, honestly, this was just a favor to his mom. I worked

with her. I'm sure he told you that. Yeah, Yeah, he said that his mom set you guys up. Yeah, And I like her, you know, and we worked together. We see each other every day. But once I got there, I was like, Wow, this guy's like a little unstable, and I felt weird being there, and I was just sort of trying to plan how I was gonna get out of there. Okay, but let's get back to the video camera thing. What was so he videotapes his neighbor's yard.

I mean, I don't even know. I didn't even ask I. That's all I know is that he was videotaping his neighbor's weird I don't know. Yeah, but after that, you stayed for a full episode of Game of Thrones. I don't know. I just kind of figured I would wait out the episode and get out after that. All right, Well, you know, Diana, if you've listened to these second date updates before, then you should know that Eugene is on the other line and wants to talk to you. Oh,

guys like tolobally for got you do that Eugene. Hey, hey, no, there's your kid. Hi Eugene, why are you videotaping your neighbors? Oh, it's it's not what you think. It's a total misunderstanding. Engine it sounds creepy, like all the other creepy things you did. No, No, here's what I'm what I was doing. I'm close friends with the neighbors, and a little while back, I realized my neighbors they don't take enough videos of their kids. So I'm putting together a video collage with

their kids for them for their upcoming anniversary. Now, hey, yeah, whenever I see the kids playing in the yard, I take. Now I'm recorded. I'm gonna put a soundtrack to it. The neighbor's note, they're cool about it. The neighbor's note, it's it's it's total misunderstanding. You know, it's unfortunate happened during the date, but that's all it was. Well, hold, it's not a big deal. You actually had a conversation with your neighbors about this. Yeah, so they know that

your videotape and their kids through your window. Yeah, they think it's a great idea. They're not the best technology, and I'm really good at computers. So they're happy to have me capture some moments where it looks like somebody spied on their children, Like there's no audio. They're kind of far away, like I don't know that. I believe you, Eugene. No, No, we're putting music to it. It's gonna be good. I know, dude. You just said that on the radio, Like you hear yourself.

This is like a perfect example of the creepy level that you live at. What I'm doing a nice thing for my neighbors. Now that's not how you do it. Yeah, Robin Sandy, Dude, it was the middle of the night and it was raining. Like, that's a terrible time to get video, first of all, and also so creepy it kids once I'm car to house in the middle of the night. Wait, so wait, were the kids in the yard and the dark and the rain? I'm confused. Yeah, they were playing in puddles. Now I have nice vision

on my camera. The kids were playing. You're videotaping kids with night vision goggles, Eugene. Yeah, friendship never sleeps. I think you guys are misunderstand Yeah, I think other things never sleep. Eugene. You are literally have proof that the neighbors are cool with this, Yeah, yeah, I talk to them. I feel like we need to call the neighbors, like I feel like this would Yeah. I feel like we need to call a lot of people. Yeah you heard Sandy loves me. Wow. I mean, okay, the video camera side.

Let's just bring it back to the date. It just wasn't working for me, like on every level, every step of the way. So you don't want to continue Game of Thrones. I think that might be what she's saying, Eugene, but I guess we can check for sure, Diana, would you like to go out with Eugene on a second date?

We will pay for it, would not? I would not. Okay, you started answering that before I even ask a d Listen, Eugene, Like, you obviously have this like nerdy side to you, which is awesome for somebody, and like, you know, if you could just bring it down a notch and maybe like ask your date if they would like to, like, yeah, if they would like to watch Game of Thrones, maybe you could hit it off this with another fellow nerd and you'd really have a good time. But I am

not that person you. I think that you're just gonna have to chalk this one up as a loss, man. Yeah, lost for her? Okay, yeah, you hear that, Diana, you lost. This is one that I'm totally signed to lose. Hey, hey, can you ask her if I can still just touch her boob? What? No, Eugene, all right, we're done with a second date update now. I am sorry. In the morning, everybody texting it at seven, eight, five nine two right

now it is all saying the same thing. Somebody tell those neighbors broken jubile in the morning, have an update on that. So just give me a second if you miss to day a second date update. Eugene called in. He was a she set up on a date by his mom with one of her co workers, and he invited that girl over to his house, and he was proud to say that they stayed there most of the night doing a lot of fun things. Yatzi watched some

Game of Thrones. What he didn't tell us and what we found out later from the girl he went out with, named Diana, is that he stopped at one point to videotape the neighbor's house. Yeah, and he told us the reason why was because he's putting together a video collage of their children as an anniversary present, and he heard the kids out in the yard, so he stopped so he could videotape them and it was nighttime. Yeah, and

he told us that he had their permission. We obviously were very skeptical, so we got in touch with the neighbors and apparently it's true, he does have their permission. Oh so I guess it's still weird. It's still weird, but apparently they know and they're cool with it, and they know Eugene. So do the kids know. I feel like we kids. Yeah, we should just call them all the kids. Then they're probably like, yeah, this is great. It's all the cool. Remember how me tell no matter what,

it's creepy neighbor there. But I guess it's all good. Yes, anyway, if you want to do a second day up, they don't have to do the email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back ninety two point five