2nd Date Update PODCAST: Kip Kip Hooray

I'm good? Good. Can I call you Kip? Yes? Actually Kip is most people call me Kip. Okay, I just don't want I don't know why. I just don't want to call you Kippling the whole time. I don't know why. But it sounds weird. Yeah it's kind of Yeah, it's a weird name. Okay, So Kip, now I want to call you Kipling every time? This is I mean, you can if you want to. All right, Remember you're getting made fun of by a guy named Jubil, So you're fine, dude.

Oh okay, all right, well, Kip Kipling whatever, Just tell us about your first date A little bit what's the problem. Okay, Well, so I don't generally date a lot, like for the most part, Okay, I just don't go on a lot of dates. I don't do the whole online dating thing just because it's weird and hard. But anyways, this friend of mine at work, she sort of showed me this her friend Mona, showing me pictures of her. And it sounds to me like you're trying to say your friend

from work cooked you up with a date. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Am I not explaining that right? Well, I mean it just sounds like you're a little nervous maybe, and kind of all over the place. Okay, sorry, Okay, yeah, you're fine, man, You're doing a really good job. You're here with friends. Kip will help you out. So your friend set you up with a lady, right, My friend set me up with this girl, and we talked on the phone and

we decided to go to a restaurant. And you know, I picked a really nice restaurant because I wanted to impress her. I mean, she she looked really cute. I hadn't been on a date in a while, and you know, I wanted to take her somewhere where they have silverware. Yeah, I think that's a good new A woman will always love you if you feed her. Well, well, I guess right, but so but I got there late. I misjudged the traffic and I got there like fifteen maybe twenty minutes late.

Oh wow, that that is a lot late. Like five minutes is okay. But if you're fifteen minutes late, yeah, I know. Did you text her and say hey, run in a little bit behind. No, I didn't want to text while I was driving. I don't know when should do that. That's a good point. Back to your date, Kip, How did she react when you were that late? Did she seem upset by that? She seemed fine with it. She she was really nice about it. But I was already so nervous because I was late, and then this

thing happened. Well, I guess I was surprised by the by the size of her. She had a really big chest area. Okay, that'll happen. That'll happen. Sometimes she had boobs, is what you're saying. Big? Yeah, and I wasn't. It's not I wasn't bothered by it, obviously, but I was. I just sometimes I would catch myself, you know, not talking or looking at her face, and and I was just really nervous, and so at one point I feel like I overcompensated and then I just stared too much

at her face. Is it? It's kind of like when somebody has a weird growth on their face or something and you're like, I can't look at it, and then you keep catching yourself looking at it. Yeah. But if, like if that was on her chest, yeah too, I guess apparently, did you actually address the problem problem or did you guys not talk about I'm serious. It's like, no, no, no, that her that if she had big boobs. No, well, I mean I have not a huge chest, but I

have a larger top half. And you know, when somebody's staring sometimes I'll just ask, you know, hey, appear well, if you're asking me if I went online and looked at pictures of you, I haven't. No, I don't. I don't think she's saying that at all. I think she's saying did it ever get brought up that you were having trouble paying attention to the conversation because of your date's boobs? No? I thought that Brooke was asking me if I had ever seen her chest. It's larger. No, no,

she wasn't. But hey, you can always go to the website after the second date update is done and look at you want. Okay, okay, Oh my gosh. All right, So did she make any reference to you staring at her chest or not staring at her chest? No? No, not that I remember I did. I didn't. I mean no, So it was just something that you were self conscious about on the date. Yeah, and then I was self conscious that I was self conscious about it. Yeah. So the whole time, that's all you were thinking about is

don't look too long at her boobs. Oh crap. I looked at her boobs. Oh my gosh. Yeah, and then I was thinking about thinking about looking at her boobs. And it was just the downhill for you. Did you hear a word that she said on the date? I mean, I know at one point she was talking about swimming, but I have no idea what that was about. How long would you spend it? Did her staring at her breasts? Well, so that was the thing I thought that I don't know.

In my mind, I thought dinner and drinks would last like three hours, and then we were done by like forty five minutes. So I started to panic, and I was, you know, suggesting a bunch of activities, like you want to go bowling or I don't know. I was suggesting these activities and she kind of wasn't really into it.

She said she had to go and meet a friend, and you know, you know, I walked her to her car, and I didn't get a chance to like try to kiss her or anything because she was getting in her car. And then then then I asked her if I could call her, but she was closing the door. I don't know if she heard me or not. You need to walk into her car and she didn't really say much to you and close the door in your face, because that's what it sounds like. Well, it wasn't that bad.

I was just a little nervous until by the time I, you know, worked up the courage to just ask if I could call her, she was closing the door. I picture her driving out of the park and I like, connect call No, okay, kind of kid. You sound like a really nice guy talking to you, but your description of the date sounds like you acted like an awkward curve. Yes, no,

I wasn't. I wasn't being pervious. Just that was what was on my mind about and I don't date a lot, and I thought that this girl was really nice and we kind of had a nice time. I just was hoping you guys could help me figure out, like what went wrong. Okay, we can definitely do that. What we'll do is we'll play a song come back Caller and

get your second date update. Okay, Okay, thanks guy, Okay, hang on brooking Jubil in the morning, I can honestly say, out of all the second date updates we've ever done, the hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of second date updates, I've never wanted anybody to get a second date more than my man Kipling, who's on the phone right now to do a second date update the story of an undergone You might know him as the Kipmeister, the Kipping dat Mister Kipplesworth. Kipling is on the phone right now.

He's a great dude, but he got a little nervous on his first date because he was ambushed by a woman with big bazooms, and that will happen from time to time. Kip was not ready for it. If you were listening to the first part of the second date Update,

Kip explained that he has not dated very much. He went out with a girl that he met through a co worker and when he met her at the restaurant, which he was fifteen minutes late too, by the way, she actually had a very large chest and Kip was nervous the whole time and couldn't pay attention and he barely heard a word she said. She ended the date by just hopping in the car and leaving, and he hasn't spoken to her since. Kipling, Are you ready? Yeah,

I hope you can work to your magic you you know. Well, we'll see if we can do our thing here. I'm gonna doal the phonnel right now, okay, okay, Hello, I was looking for Mona. Yeah, this is her. Hello Mona. My name is Jubil and I host a radio show called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, cool. Have you ever heard the show before? It all? Yeah? No, I mean I've heard of you. I just don't listen.

That's often. Okay, cool. Well you may have never listen sen really before, but you're actually on the show right now. What do you mean? I mean that one of our listeners actually sent us an email about you about me? Yep? Really yep, and they said all nice things too. That's great. What what's it about. It's about a date that you went on recently? Really? Yeah, you went on a date with a guy named Kipling? Oh wow? Yeah you mean

k I do? Yes, I do. And he actually emailed us because he wanted us to get a hold of you. I guess you're not calling him back since your date and he's confused. Yeah, um, is there a reason why you don't want to go out with him again? I mean, he seemed like a really sweet guy, but I get to tell he was really really nervous, like anxiously nervous, like kind of extremely awkward on a scale of one to ten and the most awkward date you've ever been on?

How was this date a fifteen? I don't tell you why I asked it like that because we actually talked to Kipling. Sounds like a nice guy, but he was also very nervous talking to us, So I can't imagine how he would be on a date. Yeah, like yeah, like everything you can imagine, like times a thousand. Did it get better as you guys hung out longer? No, it only got worse. How did it get worse? Like he showed up almost twenty minutes lude, right without letting

me know. When he walked in, though, despite being twenty minutes late, were you kind of excited? Like, Oh, he's cute. I mean he was like nerdy, awkward cute. Maybe this could end well. But I've been waiting for him to order. And the waitress came and he gave her our menus and said we wouldn't be ordering food. We were just going to get drinks. But I'd waited all day to eat, was already after that and I hadn't eaten and all

we were getting was drinks. Like, we went to this nice restaurant and we weren't even going to get food, Like, why didn't you go to the bar? Oh? I would have been like, hell no, I'm getting food. You don't even want to see me when I'm hungry. Right now, we were like a few drinks in and I started getting a little tipsy, and I finally was like, hey, man, like I'm really hungry because obabe we order something and she was like yeah, sure, I'll get an appetizer for

us to split. Oh wow. So then he decides to get calamari, which is fine. It was great, and I was eating and he could tell that I was uncomfortable. So then he says, can I ask you a question? And of course I said sure, And he asked me if I'm having a good time? Because my face doesn't look like I'm having a good time. Your face doesn't look like you're having fun. What'd you say to that? I just smiled and put more calamari in my Now, you were, though, probably showing some pain on your face

at this point. I think at that point, a few drinks in, no food in my stomach, I couldn't hide a thing, all right, So it was just a very awkward time for you. It was extremely awkward. You know what else is going to be awkward? What? He's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you right now? Wait what, Kip? Where you at him? Onna? Oh no, hi Kip, hip kid? Why are you doing this? I'm confused? Well, you weren't. You weren't answering my messages.

I wanted to talk to you and see if you wanted to go on another date. Kip, did you hear what I said about our first date? Yeah? But listen, the thing is okay. So I don't date a lot and I really liked you when you made me nervous. And I was already really nervous because I was late. And the thing is, I just showed up and I just wasn't expecting a woman of your nature to be there. What does that even mean? What does that mean? Ki Oh? I just mean you're very You're very beautiful. You know,

you're very captivating. You have captivating features, you know, k That's really that's really see. Yeah, and I just I just got nervous, and that's why maybe I wasn't the best dat I was nervous and I could tell you you weren't having a good time. And the reason I didn't orders a bunch of food is because I don't know, maybe we were gonna, you know, something was going to happen. Oh yeah, wait what are you talking about, Kip? What was gonna happen if you ordered food? I don't know.

Maybe you just if you know, you don't know what happens if if the date goes well, and you know, I just didn't want to have, you know, anyone to feel awkward about having bad breath or have stuff in their teeth or anything. Do you mean, like, if you guys are gonna kiss or something at the end there. Yeah, okay, I thought he was planning a lot more than that. Ye me too, But I'm not really giving Kip that much credit. I was like damp so that slow dead No no, no, I just meant kissing, like we might

kiss if it went well, it's a day. How would you know, Kip? You know, like I get being nervous, like going on dates and stuff, but you probably don't want to ask if they're having good time because their face doesn't look happy kind of a turn off. I didn't mean like that. I mean, your face is beautiful, You're I mean, your whole it is beautiful. You're beautiful.

You know. I didn't mean it like that. I just meant like I could tell like you weren't having a good time, and I wanted you to have a good time. You know. Yeah, but like maybe you could have phrased it a little differently. Yeah. Yeah, I look, I was nervous and I don't date a lot, okay, but like listen, I'm a really nice guy, and you know, I just feel like I could do it right. You know, we could go somewhere and get food, and I don't know, I think about like he's laying it all out there.

Maybe next time, because it's all out in the open, he won't have those same type of nerves. I mean he's really sweet and everything he does seems pretty genuine. Well how about this, mona, would you go out with Kip on a second date? I will pay for it? Oh um? Three second ding? What's that said? We would get food? This time? You can get food? I promise, yes. We could do whatever. We could go bowling or get food or whatever. It's the same, Kif you really like bowling,

don't you. I just don't eat a lot. And that's just the last date I went on. We went bowling and we had a great time. Oh you guys don't have to go bowling if you don't want to it. You can do anything. We will pay for it, though. Will you go out with Kipling again? You know what? I guess he does deserve a second chance. That almost sounded not painful. You're saying, yes, yes, I'll go out with Kip again. Yes, really it's you won't regret it,

I promise. Congratulations, Kipling, you got a second date. Man, Wow, I can't believe you guys did this. This is amazing kip I can't believe we did it either. In the morning