2nd Date Update PODCAST: I've Gotta Fly

Congratulations on the biggest joke fail in a second day update we've had so far, So good, good work. Yeah, you're welcome. I can't even imagine what you're joking about, like dead puppy. Well, I mean we have some class where you know we're not crazy. There was death involved, though, we'll get to that in just a second. But first, tell us about the girl you want to call today. What's her name? Vanessa? Vanessa? All right? And where did you meet Vanessa? Just off of a dating site? How

are you feeling going into this date? Oh? It was feeling great. There was some initial chemistry, just kind of chatting online back and forth and talking on the phone a bit. And when I saw a picture, she has the most real lips I've ever seen. I don't know if that makes any sense when I say that, really, I mean, I just picture like anti Kardashian lip. But that's all I mean. It's just like there's just way

too much plastic surgery out there. I think there's a lot of big fake lips, big fake butts out there. All right, So you liked her real lips? Did you like anything else about her? I mean, you know, everything, everything was working for me. She was a great conversationalist, for sure. But unfortunately the conversation got interrupted. So we're at this open air restaurant and they have little bits of bread and olive oil and parmesan cheese you can

kind of dip in and whatnot. That always means it's a fancy place. Yeah, you're dipping bread and olive oil. You know, you're paying a little bit more. And we're starting to settle in and there this one fly that just does not leave our table alone. And at first it's like landing just here and there, and like you a big deal. It starts getting a little persistent and it's like flying around my face a bit like pleasant by my ears. There's nothing more annoying than a fly

that won't leave you alone. Yeah, and they're so gross to me. So while we were waving around, I thought it would be funny if I like bit at the fly, you know, to bring a little humor in like a dog would like, you know, snap at you know. Yeah, I like the flies flying around a dog always trying to catch it with their mouth. Okay, I guess that'd be funny, I think, yeah, but not during a date. Sounds really unattractive. But continue, I mean, we're goofing around a bit. It's it's no big deal. So I go

and do it. And the first time I go to do it, I actually catch the fly and bite it in half. That is disgusting. What did you do? Yeah? Yeah it was. It was. It's gross but also talented, Like did you even know that you could do that? I didn't. It was like an awakening moment and I'm like, wow, oh my god, oh my god, what happened? What did you do? Well? The rough part was it was kind of a bigger fly. Oh oh, so you're mad because you ruined your appetite? Oh yeah, you guys are at dinner.

You ruined your appetite and then the whole date went horrible. Oh it was so bad from there. It just and it wasn't even like a fast downhill. It was just slow burning, like trying to save the date for another hour. And it's like, what right, it mustn't looked like you

did it on purpose, you know. Yeah, And the fly's head lands like perfectly this waity tablecloth gross out, and it feel kind of like rigor mortis whatever, like fishing around and realizing that I had done that and realizing the other half of the fly in my mouth still, and I'm like, well, I need to get rid of this. I really just want to spit this out. That's gonna make it even worse. And I just like, yeah, that's a tough position to be. It was like do I

spit it out or do I swallow it? Neither of those is a good solution with these sort of weird purse lips, I kind of say, and like I go to the bathroom, I wash my mouth out a bit. Oh my god, that is the most calm reaction I think of anyone doing that that I could have ever, Like, excuse me, I'm going to go to the bathroom, like I thought for sure she wouldn't think that it's on purpose. Inside I was panicking, don't get me wrong, And time was going by us so slowly. Oh what does she

say at first? Like when when it actually happened, she was just like oh, just this look of shock, and like, well, yeah, it's like what kind of monster am I on a date with? Exactly right, like this freak? Why did you feel like you had to play it off? Like why wouldn't you freak out? She was obviously freaking out. I'm

freaking out just even hearing the story. Yeah, but he was kind of crowded and there all these other people around, and I just knew it was going to get worse if I So after I went to the bathroom, I came back and I tried to make a joke about the whole thing, and I said, well, at least mister Miyagi would be proud, Yeah, right, that thing that I should have heard all that laughter, and I heard nothing, just this look of humh. She didn't get your joke. Yeah,

maybe she just didn't understand it. Now she doesn't know karate kids, Yeah, that is like a thirty year old movie. It's a pretty dated joke. So from the fly into then to that red flag, because if you can't get the reference, I mean, come on, yeah, then she's just like who's this mister Miyagi guy? And why would he be proud of you? And I'm like, oh, there's this real popular movie back in that day. And then like

some awkward conversation after that. Yeah, he tried to pick up back our menus and tried to pick up but like the appetite was just gone. Yeah. Yeah, we got like one more drink and then bounced out, and like she she came up and she she initiated this hug and I was like, oh, whoa, hey, that's that's cool, but it was a very must like here's the hugy. Yeah, she's not interested in to kiss for sure, nobody's going

to kiss fly eater. Yeah. So I mean, I'm just trying to see if I could get you guys to get in touch with her, help me out some way, and just like, can I just have a redo? Can we just pretend that never happened? And has she talked to you at all since your date? No? Not a thing, nothing, All right? Cool, we'll play a song and then come back and call her and get your second date up date. All right, great looking jubil in the morning. How's the old nurser? I'm go. I know an old lady who's

swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die. Yeah, Well, I know a second date or who's swallowed a fly. And who knows why he swallowed a fly. Because he's an effing animal, that's why. Because he's a maniac. And his name is Evan, and he's on the phone with us right now. And yes, Evan bit the head off a fly on his first date. If you're just tuning in, I need to explain a

little bit because you're probably like, what. Yeah, he was at dinner with his date and there was a fly buzzing around his head. So he thought, I'm gonna joke around and try to like nip at it like how dogs do. And then he did, and he actually caught the fly and then bit it in half. And I guess one part of the fly fell down to the table, the other one stayed in his mouth. He ran to the restroom, cleaned out his mouth. Probably should have just

jumped off the top of the building. But anyway, cleaned out his mouth, went back to the table, tried to explain it, and his date wasn't really filling him after that. So now we're about to get her on the phone and see if he can get a redo. All right, Evan, you animal? Are you you ready to give her a call? Let's do it. Man, my god, I really think that your mistake wasn't the accidental fly biting. It was the calm reaction you had afterwards that made you feel more

like a serial killer. Oh yeah, slowly biting the head off a fly and then staring her directly and ye the whole time. That's pretty cold. I'm all right, Well, I'm gonna dial her fund of her right now and see we can help you out. Here we go, Hello him, I speak to Vanessa. Please. This is Vanessa. Hey Vanessa, how are you? This is jew Bill from brook and jew Bil in the morning. And what's Brooklyn jew Ba. That's a good question. It's a radio show, Okay, okay.

It airs on radio stations like most Yeah, okay, appropriate place for it to be. Why are you calling? Well, I'm calling because we do a segment on our show it's called the second date update. That's worth if you go out on a date with somebody and then don't call them back after they can email us to get you on the phone and figure out why. And we got an email about you from a listener. His name is Evan. Oh that guy, Yeah, he's probably yep, yeah,

he um got a thing with flies. Yeah yeah, yeah, we actually talked of it about that date where he accidentally bit a fly in half? Oh god, so gross? Have you been referring to him as fly guy this whole time? Somewhat? But I kind of don't talk about him anymore. Yeah. It's probably a place you want to get dark in your head so you don't have to think about it. Yeah. Yeah, he told us about your date, said that he really liked you and he was just

trying to joke around when that happened. But he understands that, like, you know, obviously be disgusting to sit across from somebody on a date and have them much into an insect that they didn't order off the menu, right, And he's wondering why you're not calling him back or texting him back. It's not so much about the fly, I mean, yeah, that's gross and whatever. But the guy is like really kind of rude and full of himself. I mean he like pop culture shamed me. I guess what you might

want to say, pop culture shamed you. He did tell us that he tried to tell you a Karate Kid joke, and you didn't get the reference right, right right. There was some mister Naggy Shaggy from the movie Karate Kid back in the eighties. What's the name, mister Miyagi. Oh yeah, that's the name. So I'm sitting in the restaurant and it was sure to get really awkward because he was like yelling at me because I haven't seen some ancient film. I mean, you just wouldn't go on and on about it.

I feel really uncomfortable. It really was making me feel bad, as it should, like no person should be on a date and be made to feel stupid, like he was so condescending, and I'm thinking, you know, this is supposed to be a nice, romantic date and this guy is just sitting here grilling me about these eighties movies and it's not what I didn't see them, and it makes me feel bad. Yeah, I have seen people treat other people as really stupid when they don't get pop culture references. Yeah,

I really take offense to that. And it didn't just stop with that one movie. He kept making other references. Is like Beverly Hills Cop was like another one. I don't remember that one. Okay, I want to shame you right now, because that was a great movie series. I don't. Yeah, now I'm mad either. Yeah, yeah, but it's so I don't I have no interest in seeing these movies. And you know what, I don't even think they're probably funny either. So not funny? Are you out of your mind when

you mean not funny? They're hilarious. But yeah, Evan, hang on a second, Vanessa, that's Evan. He's actually on the other line listing I wants to talk to you, and usually you're supposed to wait until I bring you into the conversation, but apparently Ivan couldn't wait. Nah. Yeah, I'm sorry, but just like I don't get this, like, how can you like may not know that many of them? And oh my god, go again, why is it a law

or something. I'm know, I'm just like shocked, and it's just I don't know, like obviously, I'm sure there's things like I don't know about your world that you'd be like, Oh, come on, I mean, I'm not trying to like make you feel bad. It's just like, are making me feel bad? Well, I'm sorry that sounded real sincere Wow, I mean I'm really not. It's just like, yeah, I got that. I was also being sarcastic. You're post a judgment on me,

you are, You're being very judgmental. Oh wow, I can't believe this person did so it's all the world according to Evan, Like, you know, you don't have room for another person for a relationship. If this is the way you're gonna behave well, I mean, if you watch the movies, you change your mind. If I also hung up on comedies and films from the late eighties early nineties, I'm not hung up on them. I've seen other movies since then, but like those are just gems of cinema. Evan, come on,

I mean, they're just movies. Don't you think you're overreacting. These are classic movies that you just need to see, like just as a person growing up in America, like and yeah, if you were like you or whatever when they came out, then like go rent them or whatever. And watch them. Are you really this fired up about it? Evan? I mean, I'm fired. But who doesn't go back to the future. Probably a lot of people. I mean, I'm married to one. Actually, yeah, he has. He literally every

pop culture references lost to my husband. And guess what, I can still I can still love him. I'm sure it really bugs you, doesn't it. It doesn't at all, But he does miss a lot of jokes because of it. I will say that when are you still there? This is just so ridiculous, Evan. Do you know it was actually a date? You know, and you really weren't treating me right. So a little advice to your future dates.

Don't be so judgmental. If somebody doesn't remember or no of all the movies in your arsenal that you insist that they know in order to be an American. I mean, it's crazy. It's not like all of them, but those are in anybody's basic Oh my god, I gotta go. I don't want to talk to you. I don't care about your damn movies and whoever karates and police movies and whatever the hell it is? All right, this one question? Tell me you've seen Home alone? No, I haven't. Oh

my god, what's the Macauley culture? Okay, Evan, I'm out. You're living a broken life, Vanessa. I love Vanessa. Did you hang up? Yeah? Evan? Are you still there or did you hang up to now? Are you pissing? I'm here, man? Yeah, well Evan, I have to ask anyway, Even though she hung up, Vanessa, would you like to go on a second date with Evan? We will pay for it? No, thank you, sir, Sorry Evan, she said, no, bab you didn't hear that. Well, fine, I don't want to go

out with you anyway. You shut in. I'm so sorry you had to go out with that psycho. Yeah no, right, dude, Evan, Why wouldn't you use that as like an opening to say, hey, that's awesome. You haven't seen those I can watch it with you next time. I mean, I just I started out that way, but after like the first one or two where she was like, yeah, I don't know about that. Weren't the eighties a long time ago? Like just that crap, Like it just fired me up. Man, I can tell

you don't know those movies. That's like the same as not knowing that Bill Clinton was president and that he got in the office, blame to me that you don't know that Wait what that happened? Evin had no idea. In the morning, the text message in at seven eight five nine too, it says it blows me away that eating a fly wasn't the worst thing that dude did on his date. Seriously broken Jewil in the morning talking

about today's second date update. If you missed it, this guy, Evan tried to make his date Vanessa laugh by pretending to chomp at a fly as it was buzzing around their table, and he accidentally caught it with his teeth and then bit it in half. And when we call Vanessa, she told us that Evan shamed her for not understanding a joke that he made about mister Miyagi because there's a catching a fly thing in the Karate Kid, if

you've ever seen that movie. And he was upset and he said that she's ridiculous because she's never seen Karate Kid and a few other popular eighties films. He was very upset about it, and there was no second date. Yeah, I mean he just needs to find another movie lover, I think yeah, I think so. Remember, if you want to do a second day update. Just email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back ninety two point five