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2nd Date Update PODCAST: I Date Hella

Sep 21, 201815 min
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Fucking jubil in the morning. Second date update. I'm excited to talk to the dude that's on the phone for a second date update today because the way he started off his email was just hilarious to me. Really, it just started with I date Hella and I've never been blown off, so I need your help. Oh my god, we already all have an opinion of him. Right. His name is Wesley. What's up? Wesley? Hey? What's up? Guys? Not much? So you date Hella? Huh Hella? You know

it now? That wasn't a joke, right, Wesley? You're being serious on that one. I'm aficionado of dating. Oh yeah, okay, So you go on a lot of dates, yep, I don't think that that's probably a good sign, is that you're going on a lot of first dates. It's usually that you get a lot of second dates. It is probably a better sign, Wesley. It's not the way my first dates go. All right, your first dates are successful, at least according your email. You said you've never been

blown off before ever? Never? Really, not one time? Okay, So who's the lucky lady who popped your cherry? Is that too much for being blown off? This was months ago, and my memory is kind of like hazy. But I met this girl, Christie at a friend's house party, so we had mutual friends. I never talked to her before that, but we met at this party. And you know, I use a line that works. Well, is it that you date Hella? That is how I date Hella? Absolutely, so

I use this line. I know a lot of guys have lines, but the line I use as I say, why don't we come back to my place? Because I make a banging case Idia? What? Okay, do you actually make the case ada or that's just a line? I make it from scratch, secret ingredient barbecue chicken. Oh okay, wait, but you're telling me a case idia is what wins women's hearts over to come back to your place. Yes, And some of them they're like, oh, I'm not eating sugar. I'm you know, I'm on Keto, I'm on Paleo. I

could do keto. Case Adia's gluten free. Wow, whatever you need the case master, that's it. I guess dud dude should take note. Yeah, all you gotta do is be able to make a case of dia and you can get any woman you want. Hey, seriously, though, if you offer a drunk girl a case Cidia, there's no way she's staying no to that. Okay, no way, did you offer a drunk mease? There's no way I'm saying no. Man, I think you're basically taking home anyway. Yeah, I mean,

I'm all right, I'm interested right now. I'm not even drunk yet. So is that how you met Chrissy? Then you used the case of da line. Yeah, And we ended up hooking up that night, and god, it was so long ago, I can't even really remember. We ended up hanging out a few times after that, and then we kind of lost touch. I don't I don't really. I told you guys, i'd date a lot, so we get it. I can't. I can't remember why we stopped talking. I don't say think there was ever like a conversation

where we said all right, we're done. It just kind of went away. And why are you thinking about her? Now? I was on Facebook and you know how when somebody's profile pops up, it says you know somebody. You may know it was her, and you're like, oh, I remember that girl. Yes, she is so hot. And I can't remember why I stopped talking to her and a girl like that. I have no idea why we would have stopped seeing each other between having fun and her being

just piping hot. I can't, I don't, I don't understand. Okay, so you just want some answers? Absolutely? Yeah. Can I ask you, since it's hard for you to remember, how many girls are you currently hanging out with right now? I have two on the rag right now, so I don't know. I mean, and here's the thing, I really don't even want to be exclusive with her. I just hind her, want her back on the rotation. You know kind of offer is that? Yeah? I mean, maybe she's

got her own rotation going to work for her. But you have you contacted her? I tried to texting her because I still had her number, and you know, no response. Okay, wow, I mean this is really a love story. I cannot wait to get her on the phone and say, remember the guy who kind of remembers you every time we hung out. We had a really good time. I don't even think if you asked her if she had fun with me, I guarantee her answer is going to be yes.

So why do you think she's not texting you back then? Honestly, I really don't. I can't put my finger on it. I really don't know. I could put my finger on a couple of things for you, but I'll just leave those to myself. I bet you would like to put your finger on a couple of things, huh, I like to put my finger on those. Case, it is all right, Well we'll play a song and then come back and call her and get your second date update. Okay, sounds good. Yeah, man,

hang on looking jubil in the morning. Second date update. The stomach is the most romantic Oregan in the bo because this old saying goes way to a man's heart through the stomach. Apparently the way to a woman's pants is through the stomach as well. Wesley is on the phone with us and he has a signature move when he meets the ladies. Apparently when he's out at the

clubs or partying or whatever. He says that they should go back to his place because he makes a killer casedilla and the way he described him actually sounds pretty delicious, and apparently it worked with somebody named Christy, but now she's not calling him back. He also says that he dates a bunch like he's constantly dating. He says he's got two girls that he's dating right now, and he was hanging out with Christie for a while then she

sort of dropped off. He doesn't remember why. He tried to text her a little while ago because he saw her picture come up in his suggestions on Facebook, but she never texted him back. And that has not happened to Wesley before ever in his life. Is that right, Wesley? Oh? Yeah? And I have to ask you, Wesley, are you honest with these women about out what your intentions are? Like? You'll tell Christie I don't want a serious relationship. We just want to have some fun brook you know what,

I could tell that you don't like me. No, I think it's fine as long as you're honest with your intentions. I think it's fine to date around, as long as you don't tell someone that you're looking for more or pretend like you're in a relationship with them. I disagree. And you know what, you were as old as you are. Oh, you're coming for me like that. You would be into this if you were younger, this kind of date, But it does not have to do with age. I'm just

asking if you're an honest person. That is an ageless thing, Weslie, I'm pretty honest. I don't like to lead people on. All right, rude though, because I'm in my thirties, thank you very much, but whatever. All right, well I will dial her phone number right now. Here we go? Cool? Hello? All is this Christy speaking? Hey Christy? How are you? This is jew Bil from the radio show Brook and Jewil in the morning. Hey, Hey, what's up? What's not much? You listen to the show? Ever? Yeah, I'm I've heard

it sometimes. But why are you calling? Have you ever heard a second date update before? Is that the one where like people call in and then like they haven't heard from someone or something. Yeah, that's exactly what it is, and that's exactly why I'm calling. Yeah I don't. Yeah, what, Well, you went out with a dude a while back and you're not returning any of his text messages or phone calls. So he emailed us to see if we could get you on the phone and find out why you're not

getting back to him. Are you sure that it was me, because honestly, I haven't gone out with any guys recently. Yeah. I guess I shouldn't have said recently. I think it was actually a little while ago. I'll give you his name and then you can tell me if you remember going out with him. His name is Wesley. Uh, the Case guy. Do you remember the Caseydia guy? That guy? Yes? God, oh my god? Do you remember the guy that took your home and made okay? Alright, big douche. No, I don't.

I don't know what's going on. And you hung out with him a couple of times, right, Yeah, I know I did. Um. Honestly, I'm kind of upset about it. So you hung out with him for a while. Yeah? Did you get his text message from the other day? He said that he was thinking about you and then texted you to try to get together again. That's it? Yes, yeah, yeah, I did. All right, So why do you regret hanging out with him? He hurt your feelings or he's a jerk,

Like he's seriously such a jerk. How I just like, oh, like, what did he tell you about our interaction? Like? What did he tell you? He said that you guys met at a party, you went back to his place for casdia Really good, case, I guess, yeah, No, it was good. I can't remember, Like, what was in it. It was like he said, he said, it's barbecue chicken that he uses. Yeah, yeah, all right, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. It was really good.

You can talk about dating him, or we can just turn this into like a like a food segment about casidias. I'm down with either, whichever you want to do. Christie. He did say that you're very hot. Yes, he actually can't even remember why you guys stopped talking. Well that's good. Um, he didn't say anything about his birthday. No, were you

guys hanging out on his birthday? We'd hung out a few times and he'd like a dufus, but he was charming, So we were like hanging out around the time of the birthday and a couple of days before I decided that I really I liked him. I thought he was cool. So I made him this birthday card. I like, made it by hands. That's cute. Yeah, I mean I liked him. I wanted to know that I I liked him. And when I gave it to him, he laughed and said, oh, whoa, you obviously care way more about me than I care

about you. Who wow? Oh so yeah, all that bad? And then he kissed me on the forehead. Yeah, that's like saying, bless your heart. But honestly it was it was not great, but quite frankly, like even though it was like harsh, he was being honest about it. He even like we had a conversation afterward and he was like, you know, I don't like I saved my feelings, so

you may want to save yours for somewhere else. It was like, really harsh, but in a weird way, I had some respect for him because he was at least being honest. So quite frankly, the fact that he's calling in now because he can't remember me off, Oh does it? Do you want to talk to him? What? No, Well, he's on the other line. Listen, I wants to talk to you, so you could talk to him if you want. Chris David, he's, oh, that's up? Are you kidding me? What's up? You didn't text me back? Are you Did

you hear anything? Did you hear any? Guy? I did think it's hilarious than Christy Woods? Are you kidding me? Do you think this is hilarious? Do you think it's hilarious that you can't remember? Why we're not talking to each other? I don't know. I just think it's rule. I think it's funny. I'm sorry. When my god, you are such a jerk. You have a little to me that you can't even remember. I mean now that you mentioned it, Yeah, I guess I can remember. Okay, my god? No,

So what do you what do you even want for me? Like? I don't really understand what you want from me? Do you think we should go out again? Yeah? I want to see I really do. No, you don't, dude, No, you don't. What makes you say that? Dude? You already tried texting me and I ignored your text Get a clue. Yeah, I figured maybe you just forgot to respond. Oh I didn't forget to respond. What you did on your birthday was inexcusable. You're still upset over with a birthday card thing?

Don't you think you're overreacting a little bit? Oh wow? No, I went through all of that effort to make that card for you, and you just treated me like I was like a little pet. I feel so stupid. Look, I didn't ask you to make me a birthday card, all right. That kind of came off a little clingy and a little desperate. So that's on you. I'm sorry. Oh so every time somebody did something nice for you.

That's clingy and desperate. Huh yeah, I mean I would have been just as happy if we did the same thing we did the night before, But no, you had to go and make it all the moment with feelings and sprinkles and craps. Oh my god, this is just like nonsense, Like this is talking to a lunatic. I am so turned on right now, get it out. You're turned on? What are you turned on by Wesley? No, no, guys, just listen to how intense and passionate she is right now. Oh I can't get over it. Oh man, Oh are

you kidding me? You are gross thing? Oh, come on you, this is disgustingly think that this is working. I do feel like Wesley. You're kind of delusional. You're old. You're not into there, Christie. I heard you tell them that you had a good time with me, that we hung out. It was all good. You loved my case Cydias. Yeah, I did like the caya back then, before I realize what a jerk you are talk dirty to me. I love it. I get angry. God, No, no, no, you're ridiculous.

This is ridiculous. Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Christie. Can I please get off the phone? This is weird. Well, in just a second, I need to ask you a question. Would you like to go out with Wesley again on a second date? Yeah? We'll pay for it. Oh yeah, it's like you have two Wesley's on the phone right now with you. Christie. What do you say, Christie? I can't hear you. Not a shot in hell, Wesley. I

was surprised. I thought she was gonna I thought you were gonna turn her around to your side, and she's thought she was gonna go forth to your Yeah. I know he's being sarcastic, Weslie. Christy, listen, you're not remembering the good times we had. Please try to remember that good time. Wesley. I don't think you're getting a second

date with Christy. Hey, that's all right, guys, because, like I said, I got two other ones right now, So we're good, okay, all right, Well, Christy, thank you for your time, appreciate it, and she's gone, all right, And Wesley good luck and continue to date Hella. All right, yeah, all right, see broken Jewil in the morning.

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