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just a second, but first, Kayla, how are you? Hey nice? I'm good? How are you good? Thank you for doing a second day update with us today. Why don't you tell us a little bit about the guy that you want to call today. My name's Johnny, and I met him online. I don't have a ton of free times. I've been trying online dating because that just seems like, you know, the best way to meet people. It's the easiest way to meet the creepiest people possible without actually
having to go talk to him in public place. For sure. Well, it's like you can kind of weed out some people, you know. And was this one of the first online dates you went on? I mean, I've been on like two or three over the course of the time I've been on this site because I just don't have that much free time. So when I met this guy, Johnny, I was like, he seemed like a really nice guy, and I was excited because it actually had a time that could work for both of us. Would you guys
do when you went out? We just went out for drinks after one of my work days. You know, I feel like week nights are good because then you don't have that much pressure. You know, I had something to do the next day, so in case it like can doesn't go well, I can get out of there. And what was your first impression of him? He was really cute and he has this really great smile, and he went and talked to the house for us to get us some seats. And I noticed that he was working
on anybody else has a really cute butt. So that yeah, totally, And so you liked him. Everything was cool on your date? Yeah, you know, he seemed really nice. The conversation was like, Okay, it was like not horrible, you know, but it was like a little bit slow. I figured that's a rave review, not horrible. Like when I go to the restaurant. I love to get not horrible food. I know, I know, you know, I mean I feel like we just didn't have like an instant you know, like click, you know
what I mean. We were both like nervous, and we'd never met each other before, and so it was it was fine, you know, he was he was totally nice. It just wasn't like instant like spark connection. Okay, and that brings us to your regret. Why don't you tell
us a little bit about what you're regretting. Okay. So so we've been talking for like a little bit, probably like fifteen minutes, and then he noticed that I had a crossword puzzle in my day, because I you know, I do cross with puzzles on my commute and it's just like, you know, a fun way to sort of clear my head. But what was weird about it is that he noticed it and he mentioned it, and he was like, oh, huh, you must be really smart because
you do crossword puzzles. Yeah. I didn't know you had to be super intelligent to do crossword pubble could actually be an idiot and not get one question right on the crossword puzzle. I think he just assumed that who knows, and I wasn't like really sure how to take it. I thought like, oh, maybe, like maybe he's joking, you know. Um, but then he's like, well, I'm not really into like reading what I know? I know, I totally kind of thought the same thing. He realizes that a crossword puzzle
isn't a book, right, I would hope so. But then I was like, oh, like you know, like to read books or anything, and he was like, um no, I was just like relax and not challenge my brain and my off time. And I was like, I don't like to think unless I absolutely have to. Yeah. But then this is like the weirdest part. He was like, I don't even like to vote, and he said it was because voting is too complicated and he has to like read all of the directions, so he just doesn't like
to use his brain at all. And by the way, it's a good thing he doesn't vote. I'm all for people who are uninformed not voting. And he's not saying like he's not informed on the issues or he doesn't know much about the candidates. He doesn't vote because he can't follow the instructions of it. Is that not just so bizarre. It kind of blew my mind. I was like totally over him and I left and whatever. So why do you want to call this guy back? It
sounds like an idiot, honestly. I know you guys like I've had friends in the past tell me they think like, maybe I'm a little too judgmental when I first meet people, and you know, like three weeks went by and I was like, well, he was nice and he didn't say anything like offensive. He just didn't really say much at all. So I was like, well, maybe he was nervous and he just made like a mistake, and so I'm kind of thinking, like maybe I should do him another chance.
You actually blew him off, and now you want to do a second date, update to call him and ask him out again. Yeah, I mean I kind of I don't know, like I'm trying to be more open. So after your date, did he try to contact you and ask you out again and you just ignored him? Or have you guys not spoken at all? Well, he actually texted me like a couple days later, and I just sort of ignored the text. I just didn't really know what to say, And so I feel bad about that too.
Because there's like no reason that I should just like pretend he doesn't exist. You know, I'm so confused why you feel bad, Like you called the conversation not terrible, and then you feel bad that you rejected a guy who says that he doesn't vote because he can't follow the instructions. Well, yeah, I mean, I don't know. I feel like it was kind of a snap judgment on my part. I feel bad, and I'm like, a second
date wouldn't be horrible. I just I've gone out with some other like real jerks since him, and like, you know, what's the worst thing that could happen. He's a totally nice guy, and like maybe maybe he really just has a really great sense of humor and he was just kind of like testing me, you know. So basically, after going out on a few dates, your standards have been lowered, and now you want to ask him out again. I mean hopefully not, but a second date would help me
figure that out. Right, So after you blew him off when you guys went out and he texted you and you just ignored him, have you tried to ask him out again since then? Or is this going to be the first time that he's hearing your name since you guys went out. I did text him like a couple of days ago, but now he seems to be ignoring my text. Yeah, all right, well we'll play a song, come back, call him and get your second date update. All right, okay, that's awesome. Thank you so looking jubil
in the morning. Second update. My only hope for today's second date update is that the guy when we call him, he's actually able to figure out how to answer a phone, because he sounds like one of the dumbest people on the planet. And for some reason, Kayla really wants to call this guy to go out on a second date with him. If you're just tuning in, Kayla is on the phone. She told us about a date that she recently went on with a guy named Johnny. They hung
out for a while. The reason that I'm making fun of Johnny is because he saw that she had a crossword puzzle on her bag and he's like, I don't do crossword puzzles. Those are for smart people. And then he also said that he doesn't vote because he can't figure out the instructions on how to vote. Not necessarily, I'm not up on the issues. I just can't figure out how it works. And after that date, she blew
him off because of that. Yeah, that was like three or four weeks ago, and because she's gone out on a couple of other dates with people who were even worse than that. Now she wants to get this guy on the phone and ask if he'll go out with her again. Kayla, I'm about ready to dial his phone number. Any last words. Wow, you really paint a picture of me being like the most desperate person and the world. I didn't really have to do much pain, Kayla. You kind of did it for yourself and to make you
feel better. It's just more of a sad testament to the state of online dating, I think than anything else. Maybe I just described it worse than it actually was. He was a nice jude, He was cute. Really, I want to see me again. Okay, I'm gonna doutle this one right now and get him on the phone. Here we go. Hello, Can I speak to Johnny please? Yeah, let's just say, hey, Johnny, what's up? How are you? This is Jewil from brook and Jewil in the Morning. Yeah,
what's up, man? How are you? Really? I'm good? So you listen to the show. Yeah, yeah, good, every morning. Sweet, thank you man, I appreciate it. Then you've probably heard the second date update before. Is that why you're calling me? Yes, that is exactly what I'm calling you, Johnny. Okay, Okay, I like, I know how this works. I know you have someone on the other line, and just tell Leslie that I never want to see her again and that she's all I didn't tell her that, sure, Johnny? Hello,
Johnny's gone up? Leslie? Girl sounds terrible, Leslie. I don't know, Kayla. Is there a Leslie that you didn't tell us about? What do you know who Leslie is? I have no clue who Leslie is. It has to be some other girl that he's doing online dating with or yeah, like would even say that. I have no idea. So he
didn't bring up a Leslie on your date or anything. Okay, all right, Well I'm gonna I'm gonna see if I'm getting back on the phone then and let him know that Leslie's not trying to get a hold of him. Kayla is all right, Okay, hang on, Look I told you before, I don't want to do this, Okay, john Johnny, Johnny, I'm not calling on behalf of some of he named Leslie. No dubble. I know that I know that this is what you do. Like I know this is like a thing that you guys do, and I just don't want them.
I'm not Johnny, I promise I'm not messing with you. There's somebody other than Leslie that wanted to do a second date update. We don't know, I don't. We don't even know who Leslie is at all. She sounds terrible, though, I don't. I don't believe you guys. Like, Okay, Johnny, Johnny, how about this? Okay, Okay, Johnny, hang on, don't hang up yet. I'm calling because the girl named Kayla wanted
to get a hold of you. Nobody named Leslie at all. Kayla. Yeah, do you remember going out on a date with somebody named Kayla? Oh my god, Yeah, it was about three weeks ago, three or four weeks ago, something like that. Yeah, that's what this is about. That. Yes, this is about somebody named Kayla, not somebody named Leslie. Kayla. No, Kayla is gone, because dude, I mean, we called for a
second date. Update. She wanted to go out with you again, and then she heard you call somebody like somebody named Leslie. And she hung up and isn't interested in doing the second day update anymore. But I want to know who Leslie is now me too? Is it like some stalker you like? For honestly, you really don't. Like it's a long story and it is not U not a good time. Did Leslie happen before the Kala date or after the
Kala date? It was after Caleb, Like, honestly, I just want to I just want to forget about the whole thing. It was, really and like I just want to move past it. You know, you don't have to tell me, but maybe if you do tell me, then I could explain to Kayla about the situation with Leslie and help her understand that so that maybe she wants to go
out with you again. Yeah, um, I mean, like I can tell you guys that, Like I don't want you to go and tell kayleb because it's like it's really it's like a really weird story, and like I don't want her to know that. I won't I don't know, I won't tell her specifics about this Leslie girl. And she's got to be understanding. I mean, she said that she's gone on some pretty horrible dates from the same site you guys met on too. Yeah, okay, we at
this bar. We drank way too much. We wound up hooking up in a Windy's bathroom and and then and then she bit me. Okay, you's bathroom? She bit me. I got stitches first, and that's I'm just gonna leave it there. Where did she bite you? And so she beat you so bad that you had to get stitches? Yeah, so you see why I don't want to talk to her, right, I guess. Yeah, it's like you could have seen that one coming. If you're hooking up with a girl in
a Windy's bathroom. Yeah, she's crazy. And now she keeps calling me and text me. She's like, won't leave me alone now, So that's what happened. Does that answer your question? Yes, it definitely does. So I won't give Kayla all those details. Thank you, you're you're welcome. I won't give them to her because you actually just did. Kayla is still on the phone listening. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. So awkward. Dude, You told me she was on the phone. Did I say that lying? Like? Sorry, Johnny,
what the hell? Serious? Are you serious the story? Are you serious? Are you saying that like actually happened, Yeah, that actually happened, and like it does suck, Like I had to get stitches because of this girl. So do you like want me to feel sorry for you? I thought you were a nice guy. I am a nice guy. I didn't bite her. She bit me. I don't think
that's what Kayle means, Johnny. I think Kayla means more like hooking up in a fast food restaurant bathroom with someone you just met and everything is not my decision. If you if you think that I was in charge of that choice, then you are sadly mistaken. She forced you. What are you talking about, Johnny? Oh my god, I think responsibility to Look, I did not want to go into it. It was a bad night. Like I would love to move past that. It's definitely alcohol's fault. I'm sure.
How about you move past it by going on a second date with Kayla? Johnny? Would you like to go out with Kayla again? We'll pay for a second day. Yes, I would. That would be great. She's like, she's the most satan person that I've been out with in a long time. And yes, I would I would love to second date Kayla. Congratulations a successful second date update for you. Oh no way, I am not going out with this.
You're changing your story, You're changing your two now. And ye before you were saying like you thought he was sweetened, you'd want to go out with him again. Seriously, no way, No really, now that I know that he got it in a fast food bathroom, no way, are you sure? I am Listen like I'm not. I'm not saying that it's ever happened to you before, but it's probably happened
to a lot of people like that. That was not like you don't know how many other people she's bitten in bathrooms, but like, you're the only person I know that has that story. Johnny. I mean, I was truly the victim there, so not my fault. So Kayla, there's no chance on you given Johnny another shot now, No way, Kayla. I really like you and you were really cool and you were like kind of one in a million, and I would like to go on a second day with
you if you're out for that. That's really that is no, definitely not. I didn't go out with guys who get fit in Sasterford restroom oh, you do have high standards, Kayla. You're never gonna find love this way ever, Broken jubil in the morning,