2nd Date Update PODCAST: Go To Your Room

What's the name of the girl you want to call today? First name is Marissa? Marissa, Okay, I don't care about her last name. Where'd you, guys meet? Merissa? And I met at a club, just me and a few my guy friends, and we kind of saw her with like a group of girlfriends, and I thought she was pretty hot. And I asked my guys, well, they thought they thought I had no chance. But do guys ever think that their friends have a chance? Like, has there ever been

a case? Like? Yeah? Man, but no, never perfect for you? But it sounds like it worked out though it didn't. It didn't really work out. It's kind of why I emailed you, guys. Yeah, I just meant like at least you got her number or something. Yeah, so how did you start talking to her? Well, I approached her, and I was a little bit nervous because I'd already seen

her shoot down a couple of guys. Okay, yeah, So I kind of went in with it at and I said, hey, I know how you can keep these other creeps away, and she just kind of looked me up and down. It's like how I said, next time a guy offers to buy you a drink, just say yes, and then point at me and then say one for my boyfriend too. Okay, you're also trying to get free drinks out of the deal, which I like, thank you, thank you, thank you, And

so she kind of laughed. I really left it that I felt good about it, walked away, and then she did it. She did yeah, and we looked at each other and it was like that kind of like secret joke across a room vibe. I went back over. We laughed about it, and then so end of the night we closed the club. I leaned over and I spurred in her ear if she wanted to go back to my place. She said, yes, sounds creepy. So whispering parts sounds creepy, but she said, yes, I mean that's a

good sign. Awesome, ye, not taken again. Yeah, it was a good sign. So we went back to my house and we went in and she was very, very nice. She really liked my house. She's gave a lot of compliments about what I've done with the place. And it's always awesome to walk into a guy's place that you met at a club and he's not sleeping on just a mattress on the floor with like some posters tacked up on the wall of women in bikinis. Yeah, so I'm sure she was like, oh my god, it's like

I won the club guy lottery. It was great. I felt like I'd won the woman lottery. We were having a really good time and so we go upstairs. I've got a couple of cool rooms up there, and I started to play. I got this beautiful baby grand piano. I play, yeah, you got a place place, I got a place place, Okay, and she really digs the music and she's kind of melting in to it, and I don't know what happened next, but we're making out on top of my piano. Wow, it sounds like a movie.

This is why I'm email and it was hot, it was perfect, and I still haven't heard anything about Oh no, though, that's what's confusing. That could be where I fail. It's just not going to hear about it. Yeah, So we're making out for a bit and then all of a sudden, she's kind of like, I'm thirsty, and so I stopped and I go downstairs into the kitchen and then I don't know what happened. When I went back upstairs, she

wasn't there. I thought we were playing hide and secrets something, so like I checked the closets and stuff, but she was like, she's gone, And that is the last I've heard of what she disappeared like. You didn't hear her go out the front door. There's actually like a couple of different ways out of my place to a big house, so I didn't notice it. And you tried texting her and she just didn't respond to you at all. Yeah, no text. You know, I didn't send like a barage text.

I send her one right away, and next day, maybe few days later, one more, and then kind of let it show I didn't and nothing. Nothing. What do you think could have happened? Maybe like my piano was out of tune. I don't know. I mean that will Yeah, did turn anybody off? You know, it's always a deal breaker, unless you're talking about figuratively, because maybe that is an issue. Yeah, and I'm looking back, I didn't have any uno, So yeah, I mean that's gonna be my take on it. But

we'll see. I mean it's pretty serious. If you're making out with a guy, he goes down to get you water and then you just leave. Yeah, like that's more than I didn't have that great of a time. Yeah, like calls a distraction, right, No, I don't think you should be laughing. It's what I'm saying. I think you've said it's nothing very wrong. Yeah, I promise you I did nothing wrong. We had a great night. I really

do not know what happened. We'll play a song and then come back and call her and get your second day update. Okay, all right, all right, hold on looking jubil in the morning second date. If you're just tuning in for today's second d update. Ethan is on the phone, and Ethan has a fetish she hasn't told us about.

That is something that's the only thing I can think of because I don't know how a dude that has an amazing house and plays piano doesn't get a call back, not even doesn't get a call back, but the girl just ditches in the middle of the dates. If you missed it, Ethan met this girl Marissa at the club. He took her back to his place, and I guess his place is a very nice house. He actually has a piano there, and he started playing the piano for her, and then they started like making out on the piano.

Sounds like a movie. And then she asked for some water and he went to the kitchen, and then she snuck out and he hasn't talked to her since. We're gonna get her on the phone and see we can find out why. All right, Ethan, are you ready to go? Do you want to tell usbout your fetish now or you want to wait until she tells us Imasa? You know, we laugh, But I think jubils onto something. I think this is something serious that either you don't even realize

about yourself that would freak other people out. There's got to be something for somebody to sneak out a backdoor, right, Yeah. I don't know where she snuck out or if or how she snuck out. But I do know that whether it's a date or just to hook up again, I do need to see her. All right, Well, see we can help you out. I'm gonna dollar Phonember right now. Okay, okay, Oh, you know what, I just thought of something. Maybe she's still in the house, big house, you know, check everywhere

she got lost, lost in the west wing. Do you guys think I should check before I call her. No, I'd actually rather call her and then she'd be like, yeah, I'm in the closet, you know. I don't. I don't know where I am. That'd be more entertaining. I'm gonna dollar Phonember right now, though. Okay, here we go. Hello. Hi is this Marissa? Yeah? Hey Marissa? How are you? This is Jebel from the radio show Brook and Jewel in the Morning's Jebil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Um,

what's this regarding? Well, do you know about the radio show? To all? Have you ever heard of it? What's the name of year show? Brook and Jewel in the Morning and Brook and Hi, Jebil, that's me and it's a morning radio show. Okay, okay, I'm guessing you never heard of it. That are okay, you answer that question for me? Not really? No, Sorry, that's fine. I'm calling you today, Marissa, because we actually got an email about you from somebody who does listen to the show. Okay, his name is Ethan.

Wait he contacted you. Why? Well, because we do a segment on our show. It's called the second Date Update, So if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up blowing them off, they can email us to get you on the phone and ask what happened. And Ethan is confused because he told us about your first date and how you guys met up and went back to his place, and then he told us that you just kind of like skipped out and he hasn't

been able to get a hold of you. Yeah, that was a bad night for me, really a bad night for you. Ethan described it as one of the hottest nights ever. Yeah, he told that. That's so embarrassing. Is he have a weird fetish? What's his weird fetish? What? No, we figured so we just figured that he did something pretty serious to make you ditch out leave exit somewhere from the house without letting him know. I think anyone

would have left if they were in my situation. Oh, we knew it, So can you tell us what the situation was? I feel sort of weird telling you this. But it's this massive, like ten bedroom house, right whoa? I said it was big, ten bedrooms, that's like a mansion. And yeah, we walked in. It's super fancy. I went to the bathroom. Is one of those like antique toilets where you pulled the chain from a bus? Oh? Yeah? And so I was like, who can afford this? Like,

what is up with this guy? Does he tell drugs? Is he does drugs? I think most people would first think it's like some trustful kids, but or drug dealer. Five drug dealer with a fancy toilet. Yeah, I mean I wasn't even sure. I was like, is he a Zuckerberg or his house was obviously very impressive. Yeah, it was insane. Okay, So I mean that would be a positive for most people. Yeah, at that point it was a positive. Okay, So when did it become a negative?

The negative is women were in the kitchen. He was making some food and his parents walked in. All right, so it's not really his place, No, it's their house. Okay. He didn't tell us that so he still lives at home. Yeah, And like I expected them to be like, who's this girl? Ins like what's going on? Yeah, But like they acted like totally normal, like they weren't weirded out by me, just like being in the kitchen. Well, he is an adult.

I mean, it's not like you're I mean, I hope I didn't ask he's not eighteen, right, No, But like they were acting overly friendly, like they knew me, like I was already part of the families. They were like asking about vacations, offered me some juice, like just like friends, are they just super friendly or you're saying I think he has girls over all the time. I don't know if he has girls over all the time, But like they were talking to me, like treating me like I

was already some long term girlfriend or something. Weird. Yeah, okay, yeah, it's a little strange, but I still don't like, did that happen before after the makeout on the piano? It was before? Okay, so then you still made out with him on the piano? What made you leave? I mean I was still buzzed from the club, and like, so we went upstairs and I just wanted to get rid of some of that weird energy. So I yeah, we who still rid a piano? That's a good way to

get rid of the weird energy. Yeah. But like his room was like the room of like a thirteen year old boy. There were sports posters everywhere, so it felt like you were like hanging out at a teenager's house. It was like I was hooking up with a twenty seven year old teenager. Yeah, but who hasn't done that? I mean, come on, if you dated in your twenties, twenty seven year old teenagers are very moment but in

their own parents house. No, No, Like I had to sneak through the house always to get out of there, like hoping I wouldn't run into him, or like his parents, Like, thank god I got out of there. This awkward situation. You know what else is awkward? Marissa? Ethan is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Seriously. He's on the phone. Yeah, yeah, Ethan, you there him? Marissa, Hi, Hi, hey, um hi. You know I'll tell you my parents they

were happy to meet you. Oh my gosh, why didn't you tell her that you live with mom and dad before bringing her back to the house, Well, it's still my house. I mean, if you send mail to me, it goes to my name at that act, Why didn't you tell us that it was your parents' house. I don't see why that's important, you know, I like, yeah, you know, I like the piano's mind pretty much pretty much.

I didn't think it was to bring up to you guys, because it really even't have anything to do with the actual date the date went great, like it wasn't your house and the date did not go great? Like, how are you still calling it a date? I mean, didn't you guys meet at the club and it's more of a hook up. No, it was more of a mistake. Okay, oh they you know, my parents liked because I don't really bring a lot of a lot of women back then. Why were your parents acting so weird? They were acting

like who? Who did they think that I was? To be honest, I guess when they were traveling and wondering what I was doing, I may have told him that I had a girlfriend and they probably thought that you were her. Okay, wow, so you're lying to me and your parents technically, yes, but don't tell my parents. I said that, Yeah, Marissa don't bred him out to his parents.

Oh you know, like you were lying to both of us, like not only me, but also your parents, Like, well, hold on, I don't know why you're freaking out right now, Marissa. You did not seem to be freaking out on top of the piano. I don't know why you're bringing this up in front of everyone on the radio, like that was between you and me and you and his parents. You guys are just as that as he is. Like this is extremely childish. Oh yeah, we're childish. I apologize

for that. We know that, like that is something we own. Hold on, you said childish. I'll have you know, Marissa, it's not a teenager's bedroom. I've been there since I was a child. It is a life room, life room before. Yeah, I've been there since I was too and I'm not a kid anymore. Okay, all right, don't get too upset, Marissa. Would you like to go on a second date with Ethan?

We'll pay for it. Well, here's the thing. Wait, wait, wait, Marissa, Look, if you're willing to go on another dates, honestly, I will talk to my parents about you maybe moving in what whoa how is that helping anything? After two dates too. I think you need to talk to your parents about you moving out of my own home. I don't think. What do you think, Marissa? You know, one more day with date Ethan and then the possibility of a brand new place to live. Yeah, how is he even asking

me to move in right now? Like? What is going on? No? You sure you know what? No, I'm good. I'm not trying to have any parent roommates. Marissa. Great. If you want to keep dating losers live in studio apartments that don't do their laundry, then you be my guest. Wow, you're right when you put it that way. I really have to think about the opportunity of living with you and your parents. All right, well, Marissa, thank you very time. Ethan. I'm sorry, no second date, man, I'm never calling you

guys again. Throw a tantrum, Go to your room. Go to your room, Ethan. Broken jewel in the morning,