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2nd Date Update PODCAST: Ghost Hunter

May 01, 201916 min
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Brooking jubil in the morning. Second date update today, a dude named Jack is on the phone for a second date update and in his email he said he's a real life ghostbuster, but now he's not going to call back. So does that mean he got ghosted? So the ghostbuster becomes the ghostbus d I don't I don't know how it works. Jack, what's up? How are you guys? How's it going good? You're actually a ghostbuster? What does that mean? Really? Yeah?

Basically I'm a pealing, normal investigator. Oh for real? Yeah? I really did think it was like a play on dating terms. No, it's real. It's real. I I go to houses, I investigate. I guess what you guys would call haunted houses? What are actually houses that are preoccupied by spirit? And I make sure that they are expelled? Okay, did your date know that this is what you did before she agreed to go out with you? Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

I mean it. I'm like dating profile and you're not calling us about a ghost that you met out of a house, right, I'm not going to be able to call them. I don't think they have good cell service wherever they are. Yeah, I dd only living creatures So what's her name? Her name's Heather. Heather, all right, and you said it was in your profile where she could have seen that you're a ghostbuster. So you meet her online or something? Yeah? Yeah, I mean, like, I'll be honest,

I'm not really sociable. Yeah, I'm kind of a weird guy in my own I guess anyone who is a paranormal investigator, I think that that just probably goes without saying. But at least you know it. Yeah, I mean, what was it like? I guess when you first met her? It was cool and she's very respectful about like what I do. She wasn't like making fun of me. I

mean she had questions, which was really cute. And for our first date, I actually took her to a paranormal right along, all right along, she got to come with you on one of your investigations. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I found up like a mini tour, like a little mini tour of places that I have expelled past spirits and stuff. Was this a surprise right along? Or well? I mean I told her about it and she was down. There

wasn't a shock. It's not like the Exorcist. I know you you see like you on movie portrayals where it's all like crazy and like bloodspit. Now it's kind that no bloody walls, so nothing exciting happened. Then well something did happen. Whoa like what? So this house that I had basically it was a place I checked out before, but it was all clear because like they moved out

because it's still haunted basically for them. And I've just showing her around and while we're in the first floor, we heard a weird creak upstairs okay, and then a stump, and then after a stump, we kind of heard a weird footsteps, like I'm out of there. Initially I thought like the thumps were really allowed, and like I thought, oh, maybe the owners there. So I called out the owner. I was like, hey, Greg, are you here? And there was no response, and then I asked her should we

go upstairs just to check? And she said, okay, oh my god, you find the bravest day ever. What did you find? So keep in mind? And I forgot to like maybe bring us up. I was actually strapped. I had my EMF meter and I also had my EVP recorder on as an EVP recorder, which is an electronic voice phenomena. Okay. So We're both heading up the stairs and I'm just like thinking, this is this is not good.

I've encountered sounds. I've never heard sound that loud. So this is a very interesting case and out of the ordinary that is happening during my day too. When I'm like, you know, oh my god, I'm diet what happened? So we went up to the room and I noticed all the windows are closed. Huh Okay, should that freak us out? Yeah? A lot? You know, it should freak you out. Okay, because it was really cold the room, okay, and the windows were closed. Okay. Oh I got okay, I get

what you're saying. I thought that all right. So it felt like there was something in the room. I didn't feel something in the room. There was definitely something in the room. The room felt pregnant. The room felt pregnant. Wow, okay, yeah, what were they doing in that room? It means that there's a presence there and it's pregnant. You know what I'm talking about. Okay, Okay, it's full of those babies. What happened then when you walked into the pregnant room?

So at that point, Heather was very nervous and she has to leave and I had to let this case go, which it paying me. I mean, it was horrible for me because this is what I lived for it. I've never been into a room that pregnant before pregnant. But unfortunately, I mean I wasn't win a date with Heather and like that that was president. Yeah, yeah, I mean, if she wants to leave, you were out on a date first before you were investigating, so I'm assuming you left. Yeah,

but like it was my fault. It was my bad. I shouldn't have brought her to my job as a date. You know, that was probably like a mistake. What was the vibe like between you two after you left? Well, I drove her home and we stopped buying to get her milkshake just to like, you know, easy situation, you know, milkshake, just to light in the move because it was really really great child or was there a conversation. Did she seem like she was still happy on a date with

you or was she just creeped out still? I mean, she was very cordial, but you could tell she was just like she kind of gulped the milkshake really fast. Okay, so hopefully you guys can help me out. Maybe we could like reconnect and I could bring her to an actual regular date that I'm not just this guy that ghost and takes down like the other Astrawhelm. You know what I'm saying. I don't know what you're saying. I

have no clue what you're saying. But yeah, I under then that you want to take her out on a regular date. I think that's where you're going exactly right. Okay, all right, well we'll play a song and then come back and call and get your second day update. All right, all right, hang on looking jubil in the morning. Second date update. Hey Jack, Yeah, I bet you've never heard this before from Ghostbusters. Yeah, that's got to be a new joke for you. Yeah, I've heard I've heard it

plenty of times. But yeah, that's one of my favorite movies. Anyway, if you're just tuning in to today's second day update, Jack is on the phone, And why am I playing the Ghostbuster song? Because Jack is a ghostbuster. He's a paranormal investigator. And that's actually where he took his date. Her name is Heather. He took her on a ride along.

He took her to some of the places that he's investigated, and they ended up going into one house that is still I guess currently under investigation, and there was a creepy moment in a room there. She got scared and wanted to leave. After that, they had a milkshake. She sucked that thing down real quick and then wanted to go home, and he hasn't heard from her since. All right, Jack, you can't think of anything other than maybe being scared by going with you to your job that would have

turned her off from you. I don't know. I mean, like, I mean, I'll be honest, I'm a weird guy, so I don't know if something came off different than what other people do. I feel like, I mean, you talked all about you and what you do. Did you ever take the time to ask her questions about her life because the whole date seemed to be centered around you. Out it would be like weird and apward just to you know, we're creeping around in a haunted house and

I'd be like, hey, what are your hobbies? Yeah, that'd be a weird place to have that conversation. So we'll see. We can get her on the phone and get you a second date where you can go somewhere and then sit down and have dinner and ask her those questions. All right, okay, all right, I'm a dollar phonel. Right now here we go. Hello him, I speak to Heather. Please. This is Heather. Heather, how are you? This is Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. Who is it

some part? What? Who is this again? Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Okay, what? Oh my gosh, you guys, do you listen? Hell? Hi, Hi there Hi? Is this like telemarketing or something. No, No, it's it's a radio show. It's called Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. And I'm calling you today because we got an email about you from one of our listeners, an email about me. Yes, we do a segment on

our show. It's called the second Date Update. It's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back, they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened. So we got an email from Jack. Oh jesus, yeah, Jack the paranormal investigator. I know who Jack is. Well, Jack is confused because he thought you guys had a very interesting and fun first date. I bet he did. Okay, Yeah, so he doesn't know why you're not calling him back.

He can't figure it out. That's why he asked us to call you. To be honest, he just came off to me like kind of a perv. PERV. I thought you were going to say, like a weirdo or creepy or ridiculous because he's a ghost hunter, right, But I knew that going in, so I'm like, all right, I kind of like odd duck sometimes, so I was I was open to that, Okay. And we go to this house and he keeps saying that if I get scared, that I could cling to his body. Is that the

verbiage he is? He just kept saying this, like all this weird purvy stuff. At one point he was like he was reviewing like the tapes of what he heard, and he's like, the ghost is sing, I want your panties. I want your panties. Yeah, he accentuated like banties. Okay, that's creepy. Was that a joke? Is he joking? I know he was serious that he kept replaying it with

so much enthusiasm. Fanti danties. He watched your panties. I mean, he did tell us that he was kind of a weird guy, so maybe he was just trying to like joke with you or something. I mean, I don't know. Is there anything else that happened that turned you off? He told me that he slept with two women in life, which okay, so he hasn't slept with a lot, but he slept with six ghosts. Two women, six ghosts. So is the issue because he slept with eight people or

or is it because six of them are ghosts. I'm gonna go with that. Six of them are ghosts, okay, And he's sleeping with more ghosts than humans. So I don't know what's going on. Remember when Kesha said that she slept with ghosts. Apparently it's a thing. Yeah, I don't know real, but it's a thing. Well it's not my thing guy, Okay, all right, So overall, you just

thought he was kind of creepy and weird. I was open to the ghosts, but them and and talking about their panties and then wanting my pant that was just too much with us. Was creepy and weird, weird. Yeah, didn't see that one coming. I'm not one to judge. But I just had enough. He like, this was it for me. This is when I was like, I'm done here. All right, Well, Heather, thank you for telling us about your date with Jack. I appreciate that. I also need to let you know that Jack is on the phone

with us and wants to talk to you. He's on the phone. Yes, yeah, Well hello guys, Hey Jack. Yeah, I just wanted to I just wanted to defend myself because there's a lot of misinformation Slanders. By the way, you can do stuff with ghosts, Okay, sexuality transcends planes, so yes, technically you can do stuff with ghosts, and you're making it a crass I have been intimate with ghosts. Now, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to take the romance out of you. Sorry. I have been intimated with ghosts. I've

been intimate with six ghosts. And there's nothing wrong with that. It's completely normal, it's done. It's not well, I mean, there were the ghost consenting. Yeah, if the ghost wants to appear to me and I'm consenting, what's wrong with that? What I was asking about you ask the ghost and consenting? But all right, I guess you know, whatever you see the ghost. Listen. It's hard to explain because you guys

are layman, so you don't know the world. But I mean, the reason they're ghosts in the first place because they're still missing something. Then what they need is a part of you. I feel like you're trying really hard to defend yourself right now because this all came out on the radio, and I'm not defending embarrassing. All I'm saying is I'm ready for a real life experience and a real life connection, and that's why I just wanted to

I reached out to you. Look, I'm not gonna say anything about whether or not you hook up a ghost. That's your own business. But in my presence, everything you kept saying was just so pervy, Heather, I honestly heard the ghost say it that it wasn't me, and I was just repeating what the ghost was saying. Okay, okay, So then even if your ghost said that, did you have to keep saying it to me over and over again? It was a bit much that a lot. Again, the

room was pregnant, Okay, the room was pregnant. Pregnant, here is a pregnant Okay, that word is creepy. Here's the thing like you made the date all about what you do. You like, made her uncomfortable. You talked about your ex is whether they're living or dead. I don't know. It's just something you're not supposed to do on a first date. Like you did a lot of things wrong. All I

know is Heather, like, maybe you know what. It was probably a mistake to bring you into my world too fast, but this is who I am, and I would like to take you on a regular date to be part of your world. Okay, well, Heather, what do you think would you let Jack be part of your world? Would you go on a second date with Jack? Will pay for it? I don't think so. I think if we were connected, he would have been able to tell that I was uncomfortable, And so I think there's definitely a

miss there. You know, it's it's a lonely life, I mean not really. You're getting all that ghost booty. You're fine, you know, get back out there on the market. I guess. I guess it's hard to explain like connections between the other world and this world and how like you're I guess you're thinking in crass terms of like hooking up. You don't cook up with a ghost. Okay, and make love to a ghost. You've bonded with a ghost, gotcha? Okay?

All right, Well, it looks like until you can find another day, you're gonna be bonding with some more ghosts. Because I don't think Heather is Heather. Are you still on the line, Yeah, yeah, okay, I think Heather is a definite. No. Hey, guys, I know you're laughing and joking about this, but one day, maybe one day, a ghost is going to appear to you and you'll be singing a different tune. I'll be moaning a different tune.

It sounds like I'm excited broken. Jewel in the morning text end at seven eighty five to nine two says, well, at least he'll get to date ghosts for the rest of his life. Talking about today's second date update, if you missed it, this dude Jack is a real life ghost hunter and he took his date Heather on a ride along to a home that normally has some paranormal activity. And when we got her on the phone, we found out the reason she wasn't calling him back was because

he was beyond creepy on their date. We're expect that from a ghost hunter anyway. At one point he told her that there was a ghost there saying I want your panties over and over again. Even when you say it creeps, it just sits wrong. Man. What really crossed the line for Heather was when Jack told her that in his life he has slept with two women, but

six ghosts. He says that being intimate with ghosts is completely normal, but he's ready for a real life experience with Heather, and Heather is not ready for a real life experience with him. In the end, no second date, Yeah she could have had a threesome. Yeah that's a story to tell. No second date, but he's got some

ghost booty lined up, so everything should be fine. Remember, if you want to do a second day up, they don't have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back.

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