2nd Date Update PODCAST: Fish That Swim

sure thing. Amanda is on the phone with us. What's up? Sure Thing. I don't think that's Oh, she's fine with it. Okay, Do they actually call you that? I just made that up? No, but I'm fine with it. Okay, okay, all right, Well I'm just gonna call your shirt thing from now on. So you said that this is the first time you've ever been blown off by a guy and not gotten a second date. Yep, is the first time. How is that possible, That's what I'm saying. I don't know how

it's possible that I met my half. You've never been blown up. I don't know. I just never had that happen to me before. So this mused to be a very confusing time in your life, and I'm sorry about that. Amanda, tell us a little bit about the guy that you want us to call today. What's his name? His name is Jimmy. Okay, Jimmy. So, uh, this is this story. So one morning I was getting coffee before work and I left the shop and some guy you know, ran outside after me and he was like, you forgot this.

And I turned around and he had a comb in his hand and I was like, what, that's not mine and he was like, I know, I know, I just needed something to get your attention. I just wanted to talk to you. Oh okay, So it was a little trick to try to talk to you. So he showed you his dirty, bacteria written comb that he had in his pocket. Well, I thought it was funny, you know, you know clever whatever are you? Someone who often gets chased down in parking lots for dates? Not chased down?

But you know guys asked me out? Yeah, so you know, we got to talking and he seems cool and yeah, that's when he asked me to hang out and I said, well, I have work right now, m but he asked for my number, so I gave it to him, and we texted for a few days and Facebook team, you know, did the background shack all that. Yeah, right, so you did your due diligence to find out if he's a perv or not. Right exactly. So he seemed cool. So we set a time to you know, hang out for

date and we went to dinner. How was dinner? Was everything cool? Well, everything was good, except for one part that was a little bit weird. Um. I told him I used to be a dancer. That's what I'm talking about. Called back that kind of dnswer I danced for a sports team, and I could dance for a sports team. Oh I still, let's not quite the caliber of dancer I was hoping for. That's what I was gonna say. Maybe he's not calling you back because you're not that

kind of dance. Well, when I told him, he got this weird look after I said it, kind of like you guys did when I told you for the first time. It's understandable that when oh no, no, not that type of dancer I used to dance for at fourteen. Yeah, but then he seems skeptical, like he didn't really believe me. So I don't know, maybe he thought I was covering up that I really was that kind of dancer. Is that why you think he's not calling you back? Because

because he thinks you're a stripper. I don't know. It could be. It's the only thing I can think of. Are you insulted that a man thinks that you are a stripper? No? I mean I told him the truth. Can I ask you a question, Amanda? Yeah, you don't sound like you're really that into this guy. Do you want to just do a second date? Update because he's the only guy never to call you back? Kind of? Yeah? I don't blame that's fine. I am all four of that.

It's weird when somebody doesn't, you know, call you back after a date. Yeah. I mean I don't even need a second date. I just want to know why he called me. I mean, is that okay that I still do this? Yeah? Absolutely it is. Why don't you tell us how everything ended with him? Well, he gave me a kiss on the cheek and we went our separate ways. Did you make any plans for a future date? No, he said, you know, I'll call you. Have you tried texting him? No? I haven't texted him. Oh yeah, you'd

never do something like that. Well, I'm waiting for him to text me. But maybe I mean, maybe he just cut onto the fact that you're not really that interested in him, and so he thought why I even put the energy in. I don't care. I just want to know why you're not calling you that. Okay, how long has it been then since your date? Since you haven't reached out to him. You're just waiting for him to call. It hasn't been like a day or anything, has it. No,

it's done like two weeks. Okay, Yeah, that's an official blow off. Then. Yeah, this is the first time this has ever happened to me and I can't figure it out. Okay, Well, we'll play a song, come back, call him and get your second date update. All right? Okay, Yeah, you're welcome, hanging ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the stage. Amanda. Yeah, Rita Fellas, she's working for you. She wants a second date update because the guys she went out with won't call her back and she is so upset and she's

about to take it out for everybody to see. Get your ones out, Amanda's taking center stage. You're gonna show us how a second date update is really done. Isn't that right, Amanda? Yeah, why am I introwing Amanda like that? Well, because she's a dancer. Unfortunately, she's not that kind of dancer. But she thinks that the guy isn't calling her back because during their date, she was like, I'm a dancer, and then he gave her a weird look like you

always hear when somebody just says they're a dancer. You're like, I know what that means. And then she explained that she wasn't that kind of dancer. But she feels like maybe he didn't believe her. That's the only thing she can think of as to why he wouldn't be calling her back. She did also say that she's never been blown off by a guy before. Ever, this is the first guy never to call her and ask for a second date, and that's more important to her than even

getting the second date. She just wants to know why this is the one guy who wouldn't call her back. Amanda. Yep, you're ready to get this thing going. I'm ready and is always ready. She lives by the matter. If you stay ready, you ain't got to get ready, and we're ready for some hot second date action. You've been moonlighting as a strip club DJ. Haven't you I want that job so bad? Okay, sorry, Brooke, you were saying something

to him before I started the music. Yeah, I mean, if it comes back that maybe he's just been out of town for the last two weeks and there's a totally reasonable explanation. Were you actually going to turn him down at that point? I don't all. I mean, I guess we'll see how it goes. You sound actually pissed that this guy's not calling you back. I am. I just want to know, of all the guys that I've dated, why is it this guy that's not calling you back?

What reason does he have? Well, I'm gonna dial the phone of her right now and get him on the phone and see if we can find out why. Okay, sound good? Hi? Can I speak to Jimmy please? Yeah? This is Jimmy. Hey, Jimmy, how are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Jebil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning, the radio program. Why is a radio program calling me? Well, because one of our listeners actually emailed us and asked if we could get you on the phone. Her name is Amanda, and

you recently took her out on a date. Okay, So Amanda emailed us and told us about your date, and she also said she really liked you a lot and she's one why you're not calling her back? She said, it's been like two weeks since you guys went out. She's been hoping you would call to ask her on a second date, but she's heard nothing, and she's wondering, is there whoa she did? I said, I bet she did. Why do you say it like that? Well, Amanda is uh,

uh boy, Amanda's uh, she's something else. Um. We talked to her just to let you know. We talked to her. She told us about meeting you. I thought it was really cool the way she didn't sound like anything that I mean you. I think she's a real pisser on the air. Sure, what do you mean by that? Like she had a like problem? It's a nightmare. She's a nightmare. Did you say she's a nightmare? She was a nightmare? Why is she a nightmare? What? What'd she tell you?

You just said you guys went out to dinner and had some good conversation, ended the date with a kiss on the cheek, and she was hoping to hear from you again, that's it pretty much it. Yeah, Well let's look, okay, Amanda is a very attractive woman. But I could tell everything about her from her food order. What do you mean, like, she's a vegetarian and you just can't stand those people like I feel the same. Oh, it's a lot worse

than that. Okay, well what could be worse? What did she do just ordering food that pissed you off enough to like call her a pisser or whatever thing. Let me give you a blow by blow description. She started off by asking for bottled water, no ice, and he couldn't be taught water. She explained all this to the waiter. Why is that so offensive to you? Though? Oh, that's not offensive. That was just the opening salvo, all right. It got worse from there. Then she explained that she

had certain dietary restrictions. Didn't eat any red meat okay, no glue, no dairy, No fish that swim. What but fish that swim? You know, yeah, let that sink in. So no no dairy, no fish that swim. She's a picky eater, obviously. Yeah. I even asked her, I said, what do you mean fish that swim? Oh? So she made this little wavy motion with their hand. You know, fish that swim? I said, yeah, I know, fish that swim.

Don't off fish swim? No, No, you know there's some little fish that walk around You're like, like shrimp, lobsters, anything with little ditty legs are okay? Is that just because she has like an allergy or something? So who knows? I thought you were just I thought you were just saying it like as a figure of speech when you were talking fish that swims. I didn't realize that was the exact words that came out of her mood. She

actually said fish that swim. You know. I was gonna just take it at face value, but she went on to explain to me that fish that swim have a higher lucury content, and so if you eat fish that swim, you're slowly killing yourself. He sounds really upset about this. I wanted to eat a whole fish right then? Okay, so is it all right? So she's a picky eater. I've never heard the fish that swim thing? Before? Why not either? Why not go out with her on a

second date? Though? Is that the only bad thing? Wasn't that a nerve? I don't know. I mean it was high maintenance. Okay, it's a high maintenance issue. Can I ask as I'm just curious what did she end up ordering for dinner. I don't know, some sort of salad water dressing, you know, something about her with water dressing. So we'd talk to her about your date, and she didn't mention her dietary restrictions. But she did also say, you're the only guy that has ever not called her

back for a second date. You know that. Yeah, that's kind of hard for me to believe. I can't imagine all the other guys in her life have put up with that. Oh my gosh. You know what, Jimmy, thank you for being honest with us. Man, I appreciate it, no problem. And now I feel like I must be honest with you because Amanda is actually on the other line listening to this conversation. Yeah, I am here, and

I'm hearing what you're saying about me. Hey, Amanda, I care about what goes in my body, and obviously you don't know I was caring about what went in your body in a completely different way. Thank you for taking the words out of my mouth, Jimmy. I was hoping I didn't have to make that joke. You're sure, Jimmy, I will say, to stand up for her. What do you expect the hottest girl you've ever seen to then

go down a cheeseburger? Can't you have that body that she probably has and also mowed down on cheese fries all the time. Look, I wish you ever heard the phrase, no matter how hot she is, there's some good they're just tired of hers. Yes, your information. I didn't even want a second date. I literally just wanted this to happen, to find out why you didn't call me back, why you were such a jerk. Obviously, I thoughtest girl that you've ever gone out with, So that's for you. Look,

I'm not gonna lie. You're very hot, okay, but and I totally sleep with you want, But I just don't want to eat. That leads me to my question, Jimmy, would you like to go on a second date with Amanda? There will be no eating you, Okay. I was gonna say you guys, I would pay for you guys to go to dinner, but you don't even have to do that. You can just sleep together once. I'm not interested either, Amanda. Huh No, I'm not Yeah, you're not missing out there,

Amanda whatsoever. Clearly, you know what, You're just a low class jerk and you obviously can't handle a woman like me. I don't want to handle a woman like you. I'd rather handle a woman that eats fish that swim, And by the way, I don't care what you think all fish swim. Well, this was definitely not a successful second date update, but we can try to answer the question our text messag board seven eight five nine two Do all fish swim? Text it in. There's something way more

important going on now. Now. There's just a big debate on the text message board at seven eight five nine to two about if fish swim or not if there are a fish that don't swim. A lot of people are saying dead fish don't swim, they float. That's very true. I don't say starfish don't swim. We're talking about it

because of the second date update. If you missed today second day update, this girl named Amanda went out with a dude named Jimmy and there was a weird moment on the date where she told him that she was a dancer and he gave her a weird look because she thought maybe he thought she was a special kind of dancer, but she's not that kind of dancer. She thought he might have gotten the wrong idea, though, and

that's why he wasn't calling back. But we got him on the phone, and Jimmy said he was turned off by her picky food ordering. She asked for no gluten, no dairy, and no fish that swim. There's a lot of there's a crustacean battle that's happening right now. Yeah, if it doesn't swim, it's a crustation according to a lot of people. But since like lobsters, they swim, they can just push themselves along kind of. Apparently she only eats sea creatures with legs, shrimps, lobsters, things like that

that don't swim. But I will not eat any fish that swim. And Jimmy thought she was just too high maintenance and did not want another date with her. And you know, he's googling a lot of things about fish right now, like when I mean, is she even right? Like what's happening with ye fish? And I understand that, you know, not wanted to go with someone who's that picky of an eater. You can't ever go anywhere, or if you do go where, it's just like she's going

to order a salad, yeah every single time? Well she should, right, Like, if she's that piggy, then that's what you stick to. Somebody texted in says, starfish actually do swim, but our starfish considered fish or are they considered like are they a crustacean? Fish in the name? But I think that there's a lot of things with fish in the name that doesn't make that doesn't make it a fish. What do you mean we are so scientific? It's like, how are we not on natural right now? Shrimp do swim,

so the conversation. But I don't think lobsters and shrimp or fish. Does a crustacean count as a fish if it lives in the sea, I don't think so. I think a fish and a crustacean are different. I don't know anyway. All I know is that today's second day update has opened up a whole discussion that I think is very important and that we need to have. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person that didn't call you back