2nd Date Update PODCAST: F Stands For Fantasy

the phone. She wants to do a second day update today. What's up, Samantha? How are you? I'll be better once we get this figured out. Oh my god, are you the violent one in this situation? No? Well kind of yeah. Yeah. I was gonna say you said no, but I read your email it sounds like you were the violent one. Laughs at it, like, yeah, it's okay. I'll just tell you what happened. So I met this guy named Corey at a house party and the way we met was

pretty weird up to me. I didn't know him. He's like, hey, can you do me a big favor? And I was like, okay, what is it? And he was just like, can you just slap me in the face hard as you can't what you just came up to you out of the blue and asked you to slap him? Yeah, I like completely. I was like, is this some sort of like weird, chinky thing. It's like, I was so confused, dude, did you just pull back and do it or did you

tell him no? No, we no. I was just like, no, I'm not gonna do that, and he was like no, Like, I'm not gonna be mad at you. I promise, like you're really helping me out. If you were just slap me in the face. Why did he want you to slap him in the face. Well, after I kept you no, no, like finally I was like okay, and then I slapped him. And then he was just like, oh, thank you so much. Now I know I'm not dreaming. You are real. God. Yeah that's what I meant. But at least it involved

a slap in the face. Yeah, that is a lot of work, so much. Yeah, it was a lot of work, and that's why I liked him. I thought that was actually pretty funny. And oh my god, how hard did you hit him? Pretty hard? I would have been am if you just knocked him out and he would have never been able to deliver that line. I like, that's not how I planned it. He was kind of really starting to annoy me, so I just really went for

it when I hit it. Oh my god. So wait, did you guys hang out that night or did you go on a date later? Well, you know, we continued talking that night, but then we did end up getting coffee the next weekend. Was there any slapping or hitting involved in that? I was coffee with him. I was having a good time. I think he was, but then he did have some work he had to be so we hung out for maybe like an hour, but that's

kind of a long time for coffee. Yeah. I mean it was okay, And then we did end up actually going out a second time after that. Oh good, So this is like a third date update for you. Yeah, okay, so it was the second date that wasn't that great. I guess what happened? Then? What did you guys do? We went and we drink and I don't know, I guess I got a little too comfortable. I ended up getting pretty drunk. Oh yeah, it wasn't a good look.

So I asked him to give me ride home because it got to the point where, like I wouldn't have been able to drive pretty drunk. So on the way home, I could tell I was gonna get sick. Oh no, So like I told him, like it was coming and I was like pull over, pull over, and it wasn't really time. So at a red light, I just kind of opened the door and like winged out the car. So you puke? Did you get any in his car? No?

I just really careful about that. That's really nice. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like you can recover as long as you didn't puke inside his car, unless he's an uber driver, because I think they get money like that. Yeah, I mean, so I'm assuming that's why I haven't heard back from him. Guy texted him the next day, like, I'm so embarrassed. I'm so sorry. That shouldn't have happened. You know, I'd really like to see again. And I mean he does respond to me occasionally, but it's just pretty clear he's

not trying to actually hang out with me anymore. Yeah, you slapped him in the face and then puked in his car. Yeah, he asked for one of those. That's true, he did. I mean, I know, I obviously messed up, but I feel like we had a really good connection and I deserve a second chance. Would you give him a second chance if he was the one that had puked. I mean, honestly, drunk people were stupid. They do stupid thing, Like I would say, if I got that messed up again,

that would be one thing. But I feel like anybody screw up one time. All right, Well, we'll play a song and then come back and call him and get your second day up date. Okay, all right, all right, brooking jubil in the morning. When you think of some of the greatest love stories of all time, you might think of The Notebook, or Romeo and Juliet, or Rose and Jack from Titanic. Oh yeah, while those stories had

one common thing puke. What Yeah, I'm pretty sure puke was the one common factor in all those love stories. That's why I ended up off the door. And we have another amazing pukey love story today from Samantha, who's on the phone. She wants to call a dude named Corey. They actually met at a party. He came up to her and asked her to slap him in the face, and she finally did and then he was like, oh,

thank you. I guess I'm not dreaming. So it was a very long way to get to a corny pickup line, but it worked, and then they hung out a couple of times. But the last time they hung out, she got a little too drunk and ended up puking outside of his car while he was taking her home. And he hasn't really been responsive since, so she thinks that's the reason he's not calling her back. All right, Samantha, are you ready to call Corey and see what's up?

I'm ready. It's hard to believe that a guy who would ask you to hit him that puke would be his deal breaker. Yeah, was there anything else that happened while you were drunk that you can't remember? And maybe maybe I said her did something weird. I don't know. You were pretty drunk, drunk enough to puke outside of the car, you might not remember saying something weird exactly. We'll all find out together then. Yeah, I'm gonna dial his phone number right now. Okay, here we go. All right, Hello,

I speak to Corey. Hey, Corey, how are you? This is Jewel from the radio show Brook and Jewel in the Morning. I'm sorry, who Jebil from Brook and Jewel in the morning. It's a radio show. Okay, how are you today? I'm doing all right. I'm sorry you said this is a radio show. Yep, And I'm calling you today because one of our listeners sent us an email about you. Ohkay, Is this is a frank phone call? No, it's not. We do a segment on our show called

the second Date Update. It's where if you go out on a date with somebody and end up not calling them back after, they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened. So we got an email from a girl named Samantha who you went out with a little while ago. I mean, I went out with a girl named Samantha. Not sure why she's emailing a radio station and you guys are calling me. This would be the Samantha that puked outside of your car when you're taking her home. Yeah. No, that that

one's hard to forget. The girl who puked outside of my car. Yeah. I didn't know if there was like a couple of Samantha's you went out with. There was like the normal Samantha, and then there's the puke Samantha. We're talking about the puke Samantha. Yeah, yeah, I know, I put that together. She emailed us because she told us about your date. She said she had a good time, but it's obvious that you don't want to go out

with her again, and she's wondering why. I mean, it's it's not that I don't want to go out with her again. That was a bit of a crazy night. She was definitely a lot of fun and then you know, a little bit less fun, mostly puking out of my car. She was a champ. She got about ninety percent of it out outside of my car. But no, that wasn't why I hadn't been getting back to her. M I knew it. I do like her. We did ultimately have

fun and she was pretty cool and everything. It's it's if you don't like her, then why not give her another shot to do something else in your car? Well, generally not opposed. It's just that I screwed up and now just isn't a good time for another relationship. And wait a minute, were you cheating? Was she like a side piece and she didn't know it? No, no, no, no no, no no no no no no, I'm not married. I'm not in a relationship. She wasn't she wasn't my number

two single? Then? Yeah, just most all of my time is taken up right now, and I really shouldn't be starting another full time thing right now. Wait, so you're not in a relationship, but all your time is taken up. Yeah, I just timed this wrong because it's fantasy football season. What okay, okay, what does that have to do with don't get what that I would have to do with timing? Well, I'm look at somebody, pro fantasy football player. I'm a

member of six different leagues. It's all very high stakes money stuff. Is that a thing? You could call yourself a semiprogra? Professional fantasy players? But like fantasy is in the name because it's not real man, Well, I mean it's real. It's a game. I play it, but I also make a significant amount of money doing it. WHOA, Like, how much are we talking? Like this sets you up for a month a year? I made five hundred dollars profit last year, not counting league fees, and that that

was a pretty sizeable take for me. You're blowing me off for fantasy football for five hundred dollars? What? Yeah, it's Samantha, Yeah, Corey. Sorry, Samantha's on the other line listening and wants to talk to you, and I guess just couldn't wait. She heard five hundred bucks. I think it probably picked her ears up. I don't know money. That kind of pisses me off. That, like, for five hundred dollars that you might win in a game, you don't want to spend time with me. It's not just

about the money. I love doing it. This is my recreational activity. I mean, I spend hours and hours watching game footage and a number of different online resources that do okay, But why can't you still date me and still do that? Yeah? I totally agree, Like, why can't you have a girlfriend and have fantasy football? Millions of people do it. I've tried to do stuff like that

in the past, and it never works out. A lot of girls that I go out with say they understand, say they get it, say that it's not a big deal. But by time it's week six and Antonio Brown goes down with a leg injury, and I'm freaking the hell out and I'm just looking for support and comfort, and You're like, what do you mean, You're a little electronic man? Pirsus me and you don't understand I have to swap out these players before it makes it really difficult to

maintain a relationship. Okay, Like I don't think it's that big of a deal. Like I don't understand and why you wouldn't be able to just put your phone away if it was bothering me, Like I would think you would prioritize the living person sitting in front of you over your fantasy players. Yeah, eventually I would. But this, this is the this is the issue, all right. I made a mistake when I saw you that night at

the party. I knew that the season was starting in three weeks, and I should have known better than to approach you and try to start something up knowing that I wouldn't be available. And I apologize for that. Okay, I've heard an ask. Yeah, at least he's like trying to think ahead to be like, I don't want to cause Samantha frustration when I started getting into fantasy football season and all my time is taken up. Yeah, and Samantha, I did enjoy it, And this is good for you.

You don't have to put up with me doing all of my statistical analysis and you're watching all the games and everything. This takes the burden off of your shoulders. Then trust me, By the second week in February, I am ready to hang Why would you want to hang out with you? You're just gonna have to dumper again next football season. Yeah, this is not what I thought it was gonna be. Like, honestly, this is just stupid. See. See, girls never understand. I knew that you wouldn't be able

to understand how important a citizen. I mean, I understand, Like I've dated guys that have played fantasy football before, but like it didn't take up their whole lives like an obsession, Like they still made time for me. Well maybe they just weren't fully committed. I guess not. Well, it just seems like Corey, like this is your hobby and that's great, but your passion is bordering on obsession. No, you're stopping the rest of your life to play fantasy football. Seriously,

it's a computer game. Like it does not matter in like the scope of life. Excuse me, all right, it does matter, right, this is my passion. This is what I'm into. If I were if I were a fantastic painter, and I was like, I have to step away, so that I can paint this, you know, travel to paint this magnificent vista and put it on canvas. Would you be like, they are the same thing. It's what I do for fun and it's what I do for money.

If I said, baby, I have to go to my second job and you were like, you can't go to your second job because that means you're not read, it was five one hundred dollars. It could be more than double that this time. It sounds like you guys are actually having the argument right now. It sounds like you're almost in a relationship. Listen, Girlfriends come and go, but fantasy has always been there for me. I've never had a relationship that lasted longer than my first fantasy football league,

which I'm still in. Wow. Wow, how long has that been, Corey. We've been doing this for twelve years. That's a long time. Congratulations on that long term relationship, Corey. I still have to ask the question, would you like to out with Samantha again on a second day? We will pay for it. It won't be on a Sunday. You know. It don't even bother that because I was feeling it was my fault. But now that I know what it is on a

I am not interested in the second date. What about in February, right between, like when fantasy football is and then Fantasy Baseball starts up. Come on, fantasy baseball is a joke for losers. Oh yeah, sorry, I got it wrong. For you're not a fantasy baseball dork. Losers broken jubil in the morning. I'm sorry, Sacks he interested