2nd Date Update PODCAST: Elimidate

fan of out show at Limit Date. I don't know if you anybody remembers that show or not, but don't worry about it's not on the air anymore anyway. Kenny is on the phone right now. What's up, Kenny? Hey, how's it going pretty good? Before we get into the weird date that you went on, tell us a little bit about the girl you want to call today. What's her name? So, her name's Mary Anne, Mary Ann. Okay, and apparently her weird date idea was awesome though, because

you're trying to get a hold of her. I mean it, yeah, it definitely intrigued me. It was definitely I've never seen it before, you know what I mean? Okay, Okay, Before we get into the date. Where did you meet Marianne? Okay, what did you like about her? She just seemed really really cool, you know what I mean. Like her pictures weren't they weren't just like the standard bathroom selfie, you know what I mean. So yeah, I don't know. She seemed really unique. You have, like the Spotify thing. And

she had some good music taste. She had some Steve Miller band. Oh yeah, okay, that's always good to like have similar music taste. I don't know anything about Steven Miller or his band, but I have heard a lot of people that like that. Anyway, So tell us a little bit about the date. So she texted me saying, let's meet up. Let's go to a coffee shop. And then she told me that she had fifteen minutes. She she was giving me fifteen minutes to talk to her

and hang out with her. But that's it because she's very busy. But it's kind of like, I mean, that's kind of the thing right now, like you do a pre date. I mean, you have to go through so many people when you're doing online dating apps. That's like it's a numbers game, right. But the interesting part was she told me she was taking two hours out of her day to meet with lots of different men in like fifteen minute intervals. Okay, so she's just sitting at

that Starbucks interviewing dates basically. Yeah, that that really was it? So wait, hold on, So I mean you're cool with that obviously. I mean at first I was kind of like shocked, like I didn't think she was being serious. But it really intrigued me personally. I've never experienced something like that. It was like a dating competition. You don't have time to be shocked. You got fifteen minutes. Yeah,

you gotta get through it. What did it feel like when you walked into the Starbucks and you knew probably most of the men that were in there were in line to go on a date with the same person you were going on a date within It's definitely pretty nerve wracking. But beforehand, I tried to go in with you know, a little advantage, you know what I mean. So I decided to try and prepare some topics and questions. So you are a competitive man, You're up for the challenge?

Oh why not? You know? Then? How did it go? So it went well? I gave her two questions that I thought were the most interesting. You know, they weren't the standard where are you from? What were they? So? The first one was how long would you give someone after a light goes green before honking at them? Oh? Says a lot about a person's patience. Yeah, yeah, and uh. The other one was if you could kiss any animated character, who would it be? Oh? My god? What are her answers? Yeah?

So the first answer for the stoplight one, her answer was fifteen seconds. That's a good amount of time. I probably give thirty Yeah, that's a long time. Yeah maybe, Okay, what what was the next answer question? So? I thought this was hilarious. Actually, she said he man she'd make out with. I didn't even think a few men. I immediately thought I was gonna do it with a ladded really, Oh yeah, he's got a nice lips. Though, you know, you could sleep with a female character. It just said

cartoon character. All right, So did you like her question? Did you like her answer to those questions? Yeah? Yeah, I mean I didn't really know what I would get out of them. You know, it was like a rigged question, but I definitely thought it was really interesting, and you know, we actually in our fifteen minute session We actually went over time and lasted about like nineteen minutes. Okay, You like, as I was sitting there, I could see other guys kind of like loitering, kind of. It is like her

own little dating competition TV show. She must be hot, right, She's really hot? Yeah, exactly for a bunch of dudes a line up for fifteen minutes for a shot at going on a real date with her. Ye, a lot of women could pull this off. I mean the confidence it takes to pull this off makes you attractive, no matter what your physical attributes are. But did she have a timer set? Like? How did you wrap it up?

She she would just look at her phone periodically. There wasn't like an alarm, But um, she didn't have a trapdoor fall through the floor. Next guy sits there? So how did you end everything? Then, when it was all over and we were saying goodbye, I gave her a handshake, which you know, I thought was appropriate since this is the first time we've like hung out and we've only hung out for what nineteen minutes? Yeah? Now, like now I'm thinking, oh, maybe I should have gave her a

hug or something like that. And you haven't heard anything from her at all. Unfortunately, that all took place on a Friday, and so I fixed her her that night and I said, hey, it was really cool, you know, going out. I thought it was really funny, really had a really great time. And then she left me on Red that Saturday, and I haven't heard from her since since I last Saturday. Oh my god, aren't you if it's not you, aren't you curious who she did pick?

I am dying? Yeah, I bet all right, Well we'll play a song and then we'll come back and call her and get your second date update. Okay, sounds great, Thank you. All right, man, hang on looking jubil in the morning if you're just joining us for today's second date update. Kenny is on the phone and he wants

to call a girl named mary Anne. And his first date with mary Anne was less like an actual date and more like a reboot of the old game show The Dating Game, because they met on Tender and she said we could meet at Starbucks, but we only have fifteen minutes because I've got a bunch of other dudes lined up who are also going to date me for fifteen minutes and then I will choose a winner. And it looks like Kenny has not been chosen as the

winner because he's not getting a call back. He does want to know why, though, you know, this could really backfire. We could find out that she went on real dates with all seven of the other contestants and you were the only one that didn't get a callback. I mean, even if so, I I just need the closure at this point. It's like seeing the first segment of a show going to commercial break and then never getting the closure.

That's exactly right. Yeah, and at least you could have done to give you some kind of consolation prize you didn't get to date. But you just gotta do Maytag washer and dryer congratulation, Skinny. I'll take it. Yeah, he'll take it. All right. Well, I'm gonna call her right now and see if we can figure it out for you. Here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Mary Anne? Please? Oh? This is Marianne. Hey, Mary Anne? How are you? This is jew Bil from Brook and JEWBWL in the Morning.

Who is jew Bil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Um, what going on? Not much? What's going on with you? Okay, I'm really busy. I'm sorry. I'm a little confused, what what's happening. I'll make this quick. Then you do a segment on our show called the Second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then they end up not calling you back, you can email us and we'll get that person on the phone and find out what happened.

So we actually got an email about you from a dude named Kenny. Who Kenny? He told us about a date that he went on with you where you gave a bunch of dudes fifteen minutes to get to know you at a Starbucks and then I guess you were going to choose the winner. Kenny was one of those guys. Oh yeah, And I got to say about genius move with the basically creating your own dating competition. Wow. I wasn't trying to get a competition, just really busy and I don't have a lot of time, and I just

like wanted to get it done. Okay, Well, out of all the dudes that you hung out with that day, do you remember spending time with Kenny. I have to check my notes. Me let me look, he said, this may help. He said that you guys went over the a lot fifteen minutes and your time with him was up to nineteen minutes. Okay, I'm looking at Yeah he was guy number four. Oh my god, you actually really for real have notes? Yeah? I thought you was. You were organized. Can you give us a little information about

your date with Kenny based on your note taking? I just felt like, I mean, he did well during the interview portion of the meeting. Wait, there's another portion besides interview. Yeah, there's the interview portion when there's the closing, the closing? Oh, so is Kenny not a closer? Not with me? I mean I think we had a good dialogue going and then at the end of the date, she kind of just failed. And I wasn't impressed what he said. He gave you a handshake. You wanted him to go in

for a kiss after hanging out with you for fifteen minutes. Yeah, he didn't kiss me, And you know it's a date and you actually you actually did want that. Yeah, I mean, hello, you have a limited amount of time. A real man would take advantage and closed the deal. And you know, I was giving him signs and he just shook my hand. That told me everything I need to know about him. Whether he's a man and he's not hold them. Okay,

that is unfair. First of all, I know that you probably watch a lot of reality shows, but dating someone for nineteen minutes, that's impossible for anyone to really show who they are in nineteen minutes. Like I said, I thought the interview portion went well and he showed who he was and I was giving him signs and signals to close the deal and he gave me a handshake. I thought, I bet he was just trying to respect your space. Did the other guys that you hung out

with that day kiss you? Yeah? Wait, hold on all of them? Not all of them, but some of them. So you're just inside a Starbucks for two hours making out with multiple men. I wasn't making out and it wasn't multiple men. So basically, you don't feel like Kenny is dating material because he didn't try to kiss you after your very abbreviated date. Yes, oh wow, Okay, Well, Mary Anne, I do want to let you know that Kenny is actually on the other line listening to this

conversation and does want to talk to you. Well, I you know, I really don't want to talk to him, and I got a lot to do today. Mary Anne, there's Kenny anyway? Yeah, can we talk for a second, Mary Anne? I guess so. I mean, you got me on the radio show to begin with, you know, and I know it probably wasn't the best way to go about it, but neither was an interview, a fifteen minute interview. You signed up for it. I didn't. Yeah, it was it was interesting, you know, but I know I thought

I opted all in this minute. You're the one who showed up. You decided to meet me. If you don't like my style, then don't hang out with me. You're right, you're right. But we spent fifteen minutes together. It was our first time meeting. Like, you want me to kiss you after that? I mean, don't get me wrong, I'd love to. That'd be great. You're a very wonderful woman. But I mean, I honestly, I am shocked that what two guys, a couple of guys, they actually had the nerve.

That's insane to me. It's not that they had the nerve, they had the confidence. Okay, I gave you the sign. You didn't pass. You don't have what it takes to be in a relationship with me. Whoa marian? If you're such a strong woman, and you're such a confident woman yourself. If you liked him, why didn't you go in for the kiss? Why didn't you make the move? Thank you. Look, I want a strong man who takes charge, and you didn't do that. Okay. I want a man who knows

what he wants. I want a man who takes what he wants. I don't have time for anything other than that. I do know what I want. I was just trying to be courteous. Yeah, I didn't know that in the process that there were different sections. I didn't know that you had it divided up into the interview and closing and it is there a written section? Do I need to do? I need to bring a number two pencils. I texted you the rules. You knew how it was gonna go, You agreed to it, you confirmed with me.

You knew what was going on. That's why I prepared my interesting question and they were great. I told you you passed it. End of view. It was the closing section you did not. Well, I can't close. I can close, and I would have loved to close with you. I don't know why. Why don't you kiss me right now? Is that good? Mber? A kiss here there, give me a kiss, Give me a kiss right through the phone. That three two one? Is that good? Did that close? No?

You this really weird, man. I mean it's not even funny, not even clever. Well, you know you said that you wanted a guy who takes charge. There's some charge for it. You want some more charge? Here, come on a second day with me. Let's go on a second day. Let's grab some coffee. Let's go grab some coffee and hang out for twenty minutes. Does that cut it? Is that good? We can make out? How does that sound? Is that great?

Oh my god, I don't know if he's angry or confident? Kenny? No, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. I'm taking charge now. Oh yeah, I'm feeling it. I feel the charge in my ball. And oh this is what you like? Right? Not really? I mean you're over the phone. Oh please, I know you can feel it, you can feel it in the sound. Oh my god, can I get off the phone now? Really? Like please? I'm begging no, no, no,

you listen here, Marian. You're sending me mixed signals, you know that, because you're like, oh no, no, I want a guy that takes charge. I want him to kiss me on the after fifteen minutes. But you also like, oh no, I want a guy that plays by my rules and I want to have complete dominion over him. What do you want, Marianne? What do you want from me? I want to get off the phone. Did you even go out with any of the other guys? I? Did? You did another date? Really? And how did that work

out with your strong man? You know I'm sitting here being criticized. It went very well and I don't appreciate any of your tones. I'm very busy today and I've already been on the phone for twenty minutes. It feels like, so can we wrap this up? Yeah? Absolutely, And I was just looking for an opening to do that. So thank you very much Maryanne for helping me out with that process. Would you like to go on a second date with Kenny? We will pay for it. What do

you think I'm gonna go with? No? I? Yeah, I think you still sound on the fence to me. He was a no then and he's in there now. You know what? This sucks? Man. I try to be a gentleman on a date. I try to be nice and courteous, so yeah, I give you a handshake and then you get mad when I don't kiss you. Come on, man, stupid, that's my style. Obviously we don't connect. You don't get me. Let's wrap this up. She is a direct Well, I'm

sorry you didn't get a second date. That's all right, And the next time you meet any woman at a coffee shop, now you know you just kiss her right away, just to be sure. In the morning, a lot of people texting in at seven, eight, five, nine two right now. Not a fan of mary Anne. From today's second date update if you missed it, This dude Kenny wanted to call Mary Anne. He told us he went on a weird date with her where she would only give him

fifteen minutes of time to impress her. She was upfront about it with him and said her schedule was very busy, so he was going to meet with eight dudes in one day and each of them got fifteen minutes, kind of like her own speed dating. Yeah. I made the comparison to that old MTV show Elimi Date, and that's

what she did. Kenny thought it went great, didn't even mind having to do the fifteen minute get to know your session is actually even went nineteen minutes, so he thought he was in for sure, but he wasn't getting a call back. So we got mary Anne on the phone, and it turns out that she said Kenny couldn't close the deal and took off points from his score and she actually grabbed notes too. Yeah, she called him guide himber four. Yeah, dude, I would hate to date a

girl like her. She's like overgized, way too organ I mean even in your dating life, you're organized. She said that she took off points because he didn't try to kiss her at the end of their fifteen minute hangout. It's still baffling to me though, that she sounds so controlling that she's not the one that would want to initiate the kiss. Yeah, really hard for me to like, dude,

to just take control. And she said a couple of the other guys kissed her at the end of fifteen minutes and she liked that and decided to go out with them instead. Could you imagine being a Barissa in the Starbucks she was at. That is so amazing to watch this whole thing go down, Like what is is she a hooker? Like what is happening? Why do you have all these men coming in. Well, probably when you first saw it you think job interviewed, because I've seen

a lot of job interviews in Starbucks. And people keep coming in, they got fifteen minutes, and then she starts making out with them. You're like, what's just kissing all the candidates? Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Moving ninety two point five