2nd Date Update PODCAST: Dental Dam

before the date even happened. What you talk sounds like the kind of guy in Mark is because aparably that's what happened. Is that the kind of guy you are, Mark, you'll go out on a date with someone as long as they get all up in there first. Gosh um, I mean technically, I guess in this situation. Yeah, yeah, I'm kind of I'm kind of right about that. He can't listening to the show, We can't continue doing whatever that is that you did, Mark well, or that she did.

I don't know who did it. Let me explain. I met her at a dentist's office. Yeah, that's why I say that. He said that she's a done hygienis then he met her at the office, So heart all up in his mouth, and then he apparently asked her on a date. First a filthy mind before we get to your date, Mark, how did you ask her out with all those tools in your mouth? Yeah, well it was a little embarrassing, to be honest to because, like, so I went to the duatist office, and you know, I've

seen her right away. She was at the reception at dusk. She was like super good looking, you know, like very very cute. Yeah, they kind of all, but she I mean, she definitely caught my eyes. So like right away, I was kind of like, you know, shy, and then all of a sudden, she stands up and I heard Mark, and I look up and a turn she's bringing me back into the office. So you're suddenly like, oh my god, Fate, it's happening. What karma did I do to deserve this?

I was like, oh my god, it's coming true. I don't know, but come to find out, she's a hygienist and she was going to clean my teeth, and like, I'm just trying to play it cool, you know, and it was absolutely like not what I ended up being. I was not cool at all. Probably where you hope you don't have a disgusting mouth right. No, no, you have a disgusting mouth mark. I've wondered that about you for a while now. No, not at all. Why weren't

you cool while you were in the chair. Well, I was trying to like kind of just give her heads up. And I have no idea why I even said it. I just said, just so you know, I'm a bleeder. Yeah, And then what made matters worse was so, you know that like suction host thing. Yeah, so like that must have like slipped or something, and it it gagged me, so like next you know, I'm I'm dry heaving in front of this hot girl. No, it was like super embarrassing, and I was just like just really not looking cool

at all. And no woman likes a man with a bad gag reflex. It's her job. She's used to seeing things like that. Yeah, so yeah exactly. So luckily, like she was really nice and kind and everything, and you know, I don't think like that like ruined it for me at all, because well, before I get too far ahead of myself, she was also like, I can help you schedule your next appointment, and I was like, for whatever reason, again, I don't know what was wrong. With me that day.

But I said, um, I go you mean like a dentist' appointment or a you appointment. That might have been the worst thing you did. For sure, talk about how much blood you're gonna spill dry heave, But that line right there is probably the creepiest thing that you did. Yeah, I don't know what. We had, like a little bit of chemistry. We were kind of flirting, and I just thought that maybe she knew exactly that I was talking about, you know, taking her out on a date. What she say?

What was her reaction? She was like, what, I work here, I'm just a hygienius, you know, like I ahouldn't know what you were talking about. So you got to explain her. No, I was trying to cleverly ask you on a date. Yeah, I was like, I'm sorry, I just meant, you know, would you like to go on a on a date sometime? I'm assuming she said yes. She said yes, Yeah, that's so cute. That's actually a really cute story. So what'd

you do when you went on your date? So we were like texting a little bit, and I said, you know, where do you want to go? And she picked this organic pizza place, and I was like, sure, whatever, that's cool, and I picked her up and we went to the pizza place and it was a lot of fun and the foods as she's like amazing, But my my body didn't think so did you actually puke this time instead

of just dry heaving. So after we ate on the way home to drop her off, I had to take three emergency stops at gas stations, oh to use the bathroom, to use the bathroom. And I'm not just talking like, hey, I gotta just run in and play a lottle ticket. I was like feeling into the talking lit. Oh my god, that is humiliating, and I to say it, but I

could see why she's not calling you back after that. Yeah, So I mean not only with my lame pickup lines and gagging in front of her and the dentist office, but stopping at the gas station a few times for emergency breaks. I'm just kind of looking for a miracle here because I haven't heard back. All right, so we already Yeah, I don't even need to ask, like, what do you think went wrong? Why do you think she's

not calling you back? I think you know, you're just hoping that maybe you can throw it out there for a second date and maybe she'll give you another shot. Yeah. Absolutely, I've listened to you guys before, and I know you guys can perform miracles. I'm looking for one today. I hope to see if we can do it. We'll play a song and then come back and call her and get your second date update. All right, just you know, hold hands, lights some candles, and throw out the biggest

hell Mary you can for me slate. All right, we'll do it right after this looking jubil in the morning date, right in the middle of a second day update. And if you're just joining us, we're gonna try to do the impossible and get Mark a second date Courtney. If you missed the first part. He met Courtney at his denist's office. She's the hygenis who actually cleaned his teeth. It was kind of embarrassing for him because he has a horrible gag reflex and ended up dry heaving when

she put the little section thing in his mouth. He also mentioned how he's a bleeder and they had a really awkward line asking her out, but she did say yes, and then it went out for pizza. It was a really good pizza place. Until to drive home when the pizza didn't sit right in his tummy, and he had to stop three different times to use the bathroom before he dropped her off. So he's pretty sure he knows why he ruined the date. Oh my, I never asked,

And I'm so curious. When you finally got to her house after the three emergency stops, what was the exit like from the car? She was very quiet. There wasn't like a definite like I'm gonna see you again. It definitely felt like that was it. She didn't offer her so like you need to come in and use my bathroom before you get back on the road. No, no, she didn't do that. All right, Well I'm gonna call her right now. Here we go, okay, all right, good luck.

I know it's gonna be a tough one for you guys. All right, Hello, Ahi? Is this Courtney? Yeah? This is Courtney. What's up? Courtney? How are you? This is Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the morning. Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi Courtney. How are you doing? I'm good? Oh? What's going on? Not much? Just hanging out. Thought we'd give you a call. What's going on with you today? Hey? Um? Just working oh, oh nice, you work as a dental assistant. Yeah, yeah, how do you know that? We know a lot about

new Courtney? Okay, this is getting really creepy. All right, Courtney, this is the radio show Broken Jewel in the Morning. It sounds like you might already be familiar with us, but we do the second day update on our show. Have you ever heard that? Yeah? I have. Okay, Well, somebody emailed us about you. Oh god, you're so excited. Well, you never know how these things? Have you been out on a lot of dates in the last few weeks? You know, I'm a single lady. I spend some time

out occasionally. Okay, any dudes in particular that you don't want to see again? Oh, you got a pint in paper? I do. I guess we don't have that much time. I'll just tell you who emailed us. His name is Mark. Oh my god, Oh yeah, you remember Mark. Of course I remember Mark. Yeah, all right, Well, Mark emailed us because he says that he's pretty sure he knows you don't want to talk to him because your date didn't

go that great. Yeah, that's an understatement. Yeah. He told us about how he had to stop three different times on the way to drop you off to use the bathroom because the PA didn't treat his stummy right. Well, yeah, but at first I didn't know that. So he's driving crazy, just stopping at all the like, you know, gas stations around town. What you didn't tell you, wasn't it kind of obvious? Like what else would he be stopping for? Well? No, At first, I'm like, maybe he needs a snack, maybe

he needs gum. Who knows. The second and third time, it got a little weird, all right, so you knew exactly what was going on, but probably the second or at least a third time for sure, for sure. So I feel bad for him because I'm like, this is awful. Of course, nobody wants to have like an upset stomach on a date. That's so awkward. Did that ruin everything for you? No? It was like, okay, I just feel bad for him, you know, but we've all been there.

It's fine. Were you attracted to him before that? Totally? He's a cute guy, he's nice. Okay, So if the bathroom breaks didn't bother you, what did? So he goes in for the third time, and I'm like, okay, he's been in there a while let me just do something cute to try to make him feel better. I take a cute selfie. I go to send it to him, thinking like, hey, you know, still here waiting on you. Hope everything's okay, And his phone chimes in the car,

so I'm like, he didn't even take his phone inside. Well, if it's an emergency, you're probably just running in. I mean he was moving quick. But I see that in his phone he has me listed as big butt and a smile. But that's not necessarily a bad thing. Yeah, it could be a good thing. It's not big but frownie face. It's a big but smile, except I have a name. Like, what kind of guys do like that? Is this so played out? Who does that anymore? Okay? Well I can't explain you, but that is like you

could just say the girl's name. Okay, So you'd rather been saved in his phone as Courtney instead of big button a smile totally, or just put an emoji like only guys to do that are douchebags and married guys. Like, I'm sorry, I wish somebody would say me in their phone is big button a smile? I don't think it as a compliment, but obviously you didn't, and that's the

reason that you don't want to see him again. I mean, the thing is, my butt isn't even that big, though, I mean it is great, But Courtney, I mean, is there any chance that he just like forgot your name when he put it in his phone or something. Let me a little more creative and respectful, like Hi Jennie Hotty instead exactly Hijennis with double ds? Okay, a little too far. Well, thank you for being awest with us. I appreciate that. I will let Mark know. Actually, why

don't you just let him know? Because if you've heard a second date update before? Oh my god, yeah right, Mark is on the other line and wants to talk to you. Oh my god, Mark. Yeah. He Courtney, I'm so sorry. I thought that I did not mean to offend you whatsoever with that. I mean, what did you think was going to happen? Like if I saw that? I mean, I don't know. I definitely was not planning on you seeing that. So I think the real question is, Courtney,

why big booty, why big booty smile? Why was that your choice? Well? I was listening to some rap music and I just big, big button a smile, you know, like she got a nice butt in a great smile, and you know she does work in a dentist's office. And okay, okay, kind of I see how it works though. Yeah, so like that part, it popped in my head and I just popped into my phone. I didn't think I really didn't even think anything of it at all. I'm not like that at all. I mean, yeah, but like

big button a smile, it's not really that respectful. I didn't mean it like it was like a bad big butt, you know, like I meant it was like a big butt. What even is that bad big butts? It's like, you know, like Frumpy, you know, like you've seen him. They're like, yeah, yours, this is like completely out. I said, it's nice. It's funny that you mentioned that because the whole time you were with me, I was facing you. So how did you even see my butt? Well that's a really good question.

Is there an answer? Yeah, Well that that one time when I was, you know, in your office, when I was dry gagging. You know, you're like, let me give you some time, I'll be right back, And when you left the office, that's when I noticed it. Wow, should I take that as a compliment? Yes, no, Mark, Mark, here is where you answer other things that you like

about her outside of just her butt. This is when you say, yeah, but also you were this I know, but it was like I'm telling you, she was in scrubs too, so it's like, yeah, it's really nice if I can tell you have a nice butt and scrubs. I mean that's yeah. So can we just get off my butt for a second. Is there anything else you noticed? Yeah? Your smile. Okay, these are the only two things that you've been able to talk about so far, Mark, you

got anything else? Well, yes, Like I said at the very beginning, you know, it's like when I first saw her, she was sitting down, so obviously we can rule out that's the only thing I thought about was her. But she was sitting down at the desk when I saw her beautiful face, and I was thrown off. I was nervous.

I mean, I completely made it an myself, just trying to like no pun intended and like you're super nice and kind, Like you didn't make me feel like a huge idiot for like gagging like a shriek in your office, you know. Okay, Well, I do appreciate that you at least notice that. I mean, and we had a really good time at the pizza place before, you know, the whole date, the bed, and that also was pun intended because I was literally everywhere. I hope somebody just tuned

in right now and just her. I was gagging all over you in your office and then I was everywhere. This date was amazing. Hey, Courtney, would you like to go out with Mark again on a second date? Can he redeem himself? Will you out with him one more time? We'll pay for it. I mean, I don't know. I don't blame you. It was just a situation so many I mean, honestly, like I wouldn't be asking for another date with you if if I didn't really think that

there's something here with you. I mean, I'm on a radio station, you know, asking for a miracle, because that's how much you mean to me. You know. I definitely just want to know a shot and see where it goes, you know. And I'm really sorry about what I thought was kind of like a funny, stupid nickname. I'll change your name in my phone right now. Yeah, well, what are you going to change it to? Good question? Courtney, the girl with a big button smile. I'm just Mark.

You almost had me. I was joking. It's just gonna be just Courtney, I promise. I mean, I have to admit it's an unlikely story, but there is something kind of charming about this. I do appreciate all your efforts. So let's try it. Let's go on one more date and see how it goes. Yes, oh my congratulations. Mark, all right, yeah we did it. You wish for a miracle, and we were able to get you a miracle, and now you have a second date with Courtney. Anything is possible. Yeah,

anything is possible. When you hit your pants, I think that's the saying broken jewel in the morning.