2nd Date Update PODCAST: Cougar Gold

Are you excited about that intro? That was a really good intro? Okay, so you embrace all of this absolutely, okay, all right, Well, tell us about the cub that's run away from you and you need to track down what's his name? His name's Martin, in his early twenties, and I met him online. I love cougars because the first thing they always bring up his age. Yeah, what's your guys age? Gap? Oh well, I will say roughly that I'm over ten years older than home nice significantly, So

I'm not going to be specific because a lady never tells. Okay, all right, so you met him online? And what did you guys do when you met up? Well, we met up in a bar, and I mean it was really cute. He was carded because I was next to him. I was carded too, I'm normally not so I thought it was adorable and yeah, he was just like he was this cute little cob and we talked about, like, you know,

going to the gym and stuff. We joked around because I don't know, I thought it was hilarious because I think it's ridiculous when people get on the elliptical and put on like the lowest level and then they look like they're flying on the elliptical because not actually they're just going super fast. Yeah, it looks so stupid. And we just like laughed about jim stuff. And we found out that we actually go to the same gym. Wow.

Can't wait though, can we just a second? It sounds like you were turned on that he was carded because he looked so young, Like how young do you like your men? I mean legal? Okay, It just is like, do you guys have things in common? Like besides the gym? Did you find other common ground? I mean yeah, absolutely, we both like having fun. Were like you, I mean like you know, zip blinding, bungee jumping, stuff like that. Like definitely like the fun stuff going on, you know,

vacation and all right, so you're pretty interested in him. Yeah, absolutely, he's just he's a lot of fun and he's really funny. He was really really cute, and he was cool with your age difference. Uh yeah, I mean he didn't know that I was older going into it. But you know, he was a little bit reluctant. I mean, he was a little shy and maybe a little nervous, but you know, I made him feel at home, made the cubs feel comfortable. Well that's sound like you made him comfortable enough, because

now he's not calling you back. Oh well to say, I mean, we did talk about kids. Um. He asked me if I had any kids, and I told him I didn't and I wasn't interested in having them. I don't know. Maybe that might have been too early to have that conversation, um, and maybe that made it a little awkward. Or maybe he's looking for a partner and he's not just looking for a fun night out. I mean, maybe a partner that wants to have kids with him. I'm sorry, you can have partners without kids, but you

know what I'm trying to say. Yeah, no, no, I totally get it. I think that's totally legitimate. I do. But he's so young, right did you talk to him that way too? I'm sure you're so young, you don't know, you don't know where you want. Well, I try to keep it fun. I try to keep it simple, because sure you might be looking for a miss forever or and settling down and whatever. But I mean, like you haven't found her yet, which means that you're single till then.

And we could have fun in the meantime, okay, you know, and I could teach him a lot. I mean I have experienced. I mean I'd be a great teacher. Oh okay, Oh, I mean I can teach him in any room, not just the bedroom. Okay, that's awesome. I like you, Patty, all right, Well how did everything end with you and Martin? Well, after like the bar and everything, he walked me to my car, and I thought that he was having a great time, especially because like write then and we started

making out and it was it was awesome. You know, it's passing it Yeah, absolutely, And you know, like I kind of was like, hey, well then why don't you just like, come over, you can check out my place and we can you know, start our first lesson. Did you say that? No, but I was just like thinking, you know, like young guys are so inexperience and I can help him out with that. So what did he

say to that? Did he go back to your place? Well? No, he actually kind of got a little bit more nervous, and I just don't think that he was ready because he was just like, you know, but this is our first date. And I was like, well, it's really not that a big of a deal because I want to establish what I want this to be immediately, right, which is fun, and that's what I liked. That's what I

think any guy would like, especially no strings attached, no pressure. Um. So we had another date set and so he canceled like a couple hours before, and I kind of feel frustrated because I just don't think he realizes the benefits of like, you know, beating a cougar. Yeah, and there's the teaching. There's the teaching that you can do. All we will all play a song and then we'll come back and call him and get your second date update. Okay, great,

all right, hang on brooking cubile in the morning. Second Date Update. Welcome back to today's second date update, as the regal cougar waits in the midst for the young dough to come lapping at the lake so she can pounce on him and may kim her love slave. I'm talking, of course, about Patty, who's on the phone. She's a cougar and apparently she went out with a cub the other day. But this dude is now not calling her back. They went out to a bar, they had fun, some drinks,

everything else. She actually invited him back to her place at the end of the night and he said no. But they did schedule another date, but he canceled shortly before, and now he's not getting back to her. She thinks that he might be scared because she can teach him all sorts of new things that he might not be ready to learn yet. All right, Patty, ready to get him on the phone. Yeah. And have you had timid students before, Patty? Yeah? Yeah, absolutely. Usually I can get

them pretty comfortable pretty fast if they give me a chance. Okay, And so you're not gonna be heartbroken if he doesn't want to go out with you. You just want a shot. Well, you know, he's I think he's kind of special. Definitely stands out from the other pubs I've gone out with. So I mean, I would really like to have an opportunity to meet us some more time with them, So I mean I would. I would be disappointed, maybe a little hurt if it didn't work out, But you know,

we'll see. Okay, all right, we'll call him right now and then see if we can get you another day. Here we go, Hello him, I think to Martin. Please, um, this is Martin. Hey, Martin, what's up? Man? How are you? This is Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, can you guys take me off your list? I'm sorry, I get these calls all the time. No, I don't think you get these calls all the time, Martin. Hello, yeah, I'm here. Yeah, it's not a telemarketing call. Yeah. Oh okay,

what's who are you? Guys with Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Oh yeah, how are you doing? Okay? I'm doing good? Anyway, I gotta survey. I gotta survey. I wonder if you can take that real quick for us. He's kidding, Martin he's kidding. Don't hang up, okay, Martin. The reason we're calling is because we do a segment on our show it's called the Second Date Update, and you went out with somebody who listens to our show recently. What her name is Patty?

All right? Yeah? Yeah? And Patty told us a little bit about your date. She said that she liked you a lot, but apparently you canceled on her before you guys are supposed to go out again, and now you're not really getting back to her. What okay, is that not true? I mean, yeah, that did happen. Yes? Were you planning on getting back to Patty and rescheduling and actually going out with her? Um? I mean, to be honest, no, not really. Was there like a specific reason or do

you just not feel it? I mean this is really weird. Sorry, I mean it's kind of a personal thing, to be honest, Like, I don't even think she'd really want me to share with you guys, though, well I can understand that. But she also asked us to make this phone call. And we tell everybody who does one of these second Date updates that they have to be prepared to hear whatever it is. The person on the other line says, so do you mind telling us because she's just confused. Oh,

she she asked you guys, Oh my gosh. Yes, she wants you to share whatever you think. She doesn't want you to share. She wants you to share that. Well all right, well, okay, she's like a little older. Um, I don't know if you guys know, like how much you guys know, but um, yeah, she's very proud that she's a cougar. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, okay, so she's kind of giving me a little well yeah, yeah, and um, I'm frankly just kind of worried he won't be able to keep up, if you know what I mean, like

like on a hike. What do you mean, well no, not well no, not a hike. Maybe a hike too, but you know, just like every day kind of in general, maybe some bedroom stuff, you know. So what wait, hold up, how old is Patty? Do you think that she's like seventy five? I mean, I know she's a lot older than me, and I'm in my early twenties, so there's a big difference between you know, pace, energy and all that stuff. Right, Okay, so you just think that you're

too young for her? Because she won't be able to keep up with you exactly. Yeah, for sure. So have you dated any women that are older than you before? Yeah? I have, And that's actually how I know it didn't work out for that reason. And she said, you know, everything would be fine, and she was so excited about it and everything, and it's just like, it's kind of terrible how that happened, and so I don't want that to happen again with her. So wait, you dated a

woman that just got too tired in bed? Things were really great for the first two weeks, but then after that she just kind of started falling off and things were less frequent and less energetic, less and through the app Yeah, all right, Well, Martin, I have a feeling that Patty's going to disagree with you, but we should just ask her about that because she's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Great reward time, Martin, Are you freaking kidding? I guess huh okay, yeah,

pretty much. Well, you wouldn't get you weren't getting back to me, so I did kind of want to find out, and like, I get your concern, but this is something I can definitely put you know, you can put your fears aside um between my like pilates, yoga and weightlifting. It wasn't too long ago that I could still hang on to the ceiling fans. So I don't think that any I can't keep up with Patty. I'm telling you, I've been the best shape I've been in my entire life.

I could out perform myself in my twenties thirties easily today. Girl, what do you ever say to that? Martin? All right, but like you say this now, you say you're gonna have a ton of energy now and like everything's gonna go great. But I mean the reality is you're not in your early twenties anymore. And that's exactly what happened with my ex, and so I just don't want that to happen again. And that's what she said. She made all these promises and everything and it just wasn't great.

So I mean, I don't know what crashy old lady that you used to date, but I'm not anybody's grandma. Yeah that seiling fan though, Martin, Yeah, that seiling fan comment does nothing for you. I mean, okay, yeah, it did for sure. But I mean she's just like my ex. She's talking a big game like it's just talk, you know, and there was no and I'm just really skeptical that she can back that up. I feel like it's a challenge that she's ready for exactly. I mean, it's something

that I'm definitely ready for. But maybe this is something that you're not ready for it. Maybe this isn't about Maybe you're putting it all on me and you're actually, you know, I don't know, intimidated or Freddie. Yeah, what are you chicken, Marty? You're scared, Marty classic. You're trying to spin this around on me as if I'm not the energetic one and I'm not ready for what you have to handle? Like what that doesn't make any sense?

It does though. It does though, if you've slept with a guy who's in his early twenties, and if you've slept with a guy that's a little bit older than that, it does make sense. Thank you man. Yeah, absolutely, Yeah, experience makes a lot of sense. Yeah, and a lot of guys can be very easily threatened by having to do more than just lay there. So I mean, it's that's something that you're into, then maybe we're not going

to work out. What the hell, Pattie, Like, I can absolutely bring the power, Like I mean, this is like another one of your manipulative ways. I know that you're just trying to get me riled up. Of course I have the energy in me, but it is kind of you know, sol I mean, that's that remains to be seen that yeah, yeah, yeah, all you're saying his words, Marty, Yeah if you're just like her, ax, Okay, they couldn't

bring it. What are y'all talking about? Like all she's saying or just words like I can actually prove it? Oh okay, well then Martin, how about you prove it? Would you like to go out on a second date with Patty? We will pay for it, all right, here's the deal, Patty. So you're saying that if we do this two weeks come, like you're gonna like the fire is gonna still go and and you're not gonna be

worn out after a while. Hey, I mean, as long as you during the tender I've got the gatholeene is a second day update or like broj youbels like brothel Like I feel like we're pimps right now. You know, I could have looked up with her the first night looking out and I didn't, and that was because I got the sense that she was a little you know, slower, I guess older maybe, um and uh, I don't know.

So if you're if you're gonna talk a big game like that and you're ready to bring the fire, and you know you're actually giving this fight, you actually called this radio station to get hold of me, So sure, yeah, let's make this work, all right, Okay, sweetie, Well that's awesome. We'll meet up. Just make sure that you bring the gatorade so that you can keep your strength up. Okay, it does. Electro likes in Martin. It's a successful second

date update. Congratulations both you guys. All right, thanks guys. Wow. I don't know what that was, Patty, but all I know is I'm gonna go take a cold shower now. Jew in the morning, got a text in at seven, eight, five, nine, two. Well, lots of texts, and they kind of say the same thing. If Patty ends up getting tired of Martin, they'd be willing to take it for a test run. If you missed today's second date update, Patty. She calls herself a cougar,

and she's proud of it. She wanted to call Martin, a dude who's a lot younger than her, because he wasn't calling back after they went out on a date. We got him on the phone, and the reason that he wasn't calling her back was because he felt that he was too young and she couldn't keep up and not like he walks faster than her, like she couldn't keep up in the bedroom. And then she made a lot of comments about how he can't keep up in the bedroom. She basically like patted on him. She basically

patted him on the head and said that's cute. Yeah, that's sweet. Reverse psychology on both of them. It's like no, no, no, I'm going I'm crazy, No, I'm yeah. Whatever is going to happen is not going to be safe because well to them are gonna be trying to prove a point. So good job for those guys, because we haven't had a couple actually go out for a second date in a while. We've had a lot of people turn each other down. But it's going to be steamy. They are

they're getting together for a second date. Pay for a dinner on this one because they need that hospital bills. Yeah, we'll play for the hospital bills after one of them's brains an ankle for sure. Remember if you want to do a second day up, they don't have to do his email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back. It is Friday, so Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week's coming up at eight ten