2nd Date Update PODCAST: Corn Maze Freak Out

And nobody knows that better than Matthew right now, who's on the phone for a second date update. Matthew, how are you? Yeah, I'm good. We'll get to the reason that you think you're not getting a call back in just a second. But first, tell us about the girl you want to call today. What's her name? Name Sarah? Sarah? And where did you meet Sarah? Hold up, we're just like nonchalantly going into Sarah's. There is a bad man

following them. Like, I'm kind of more concerned about the serial killer than Sarah at this point, So I said, we'll do it in a second. We met online a while back and I don't know. We just started talking tie it up and whatnot, and it was, you know, the start of fall, so it would be the perfect time to go to Haunted House or something fall festiv. Oh. I was concerned for your safety this whole time, and it turns out it's just one big haunted house height.

I just kind of wanted to be game ride hill time, but it turned out to not be that at all. Yeah, corner your email, it seems like you might have had one of the worst dates ever. It kind of became like a haunted house actually, because after all the games and the people and you know whatever, we there was just corn maze and so okay, yeah, like sure, we'll do the corn maze, and everything's going great, you know, like we're hitting it off, having a great time, bonding

and all that. But then fifteen twenty minutes started to go by and we're not seeing anybody else. You know, we're lost in a corn maze. And I know that's the point of a corn maze, but it's getting kind of like a long time and it's starting to get dark, darker, darkest. It's back I could see though, Like if you're claustrophobic, like that's not a good feeling. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't think I was, but I kind of turned into Yeah,

it was closing in on me. So you guys were struggling in the corn maze and that's where all the madness started. Yeah. So I wouldn't say we were fighting per se, but I got short with each other and I just know where we were going and where we were coming from. But then, you know, I wanted to involve her, so we went her way. It just wasn't

the right way. So things were not going great, and she started a panic and I asked she was okay, and she was not okay, and so I was like, okay, you know what, what could I do to calm her down? Because that's the worst thing is being you know, freaking out. Yeah, you could have said, hey, we're at a corn maze in a pumpkin patch. I have a cell phone on me. I can call nine one one to find her. I don't know if I would have called her on wine. I mean, I don't think for her life was in danger.

But I was trying to use my cell phone as a flashlight. Oh gosh, she's getting that dark. Yeah, yeah, exactly, and the battery was going down like crazy. This is like a scene from a horror film. It felt like it. So I, like any good horror film, I needed some comedic timing and a little softened it up. And so I told her about this story. You know, when I was little, I got lost in this choice or us and started to you know, get nervous, but I ain't up finding my mom. And then I look up and

she's crying. What she was actually crying? I thought she was laughing, but then I'd noticed there's tears in her eyes, and I was like, what, what's wrong. It's like a few little stories. She was like, oh she could picture. Is this a little five year old lost and toys r us and this sad story? And I thought, yeah, I thought she was crying because she couldn't forgot how to get out of there or something. She was actually crying because of your story. Well that's what it turned into.

And she just started crying because of the corn maze, and I mean not crying. She was bawling, like wailing, and she just screamed me like Helplus, you didn't want someone to think I was like hurting her or anything. So did your date in there? Did you just like, go all right, I'm gonna find my own way out. Or did you guys finally make it out of the corn maze? I thought about it, but I think it might have been like an hour, an hour and a half.

Maybe we were into saying. We just start seeing these flashlights like a search party, and it ended up being the workers of the maze. They were like, I mean, coming pretty fast too, because they were hearing all these screaming noises. Yeah, and they kind of looked at me like I was crazy. But whatever, we ended up getting out and everything was okay. I just I don't know where we should stand really because I haven't been able to get a hold of her. So wait, you got out,

and then what happened? Did you just part ways or no? I took her home, and again I was trying to, you know, light in the mood. I don't think it was probably the smartest at another story about when you were seven and you were left in a Walmart. Oh, I just told her that the GPS wasn't working like it was the GPS was going crazy, oh like in your car. Yeah, And it was just like a subtle thing, you know, I didn't even think a think of it,

and then she did not appreciate that. Okay, So at this point she feels like you're making fun of her for overreacting in the corn maze. I'm guessing I can see where that, Yeah, that logic comes in. And have you talked to her at all since your day? No, I've been trying to text her, even called her a couple of times, just kind of see how she is because I just want to know about her well being. Okay, So you're okay with dating someone who may be a

little emotional. Yeah, I mean it was my fault because I put her in that situation and if she wanted to go out again, I wouldn't take her to a place like that. So okay, yeah, less a big less and learned. All right, Well, we'll play a song and then come back and call her and get your second date update. Okay, all right, all right, hang up fucking jubil in the morning. What are some of the scariest things in life? Right? Sharks? Most likely? Most likely sharks,

and then there's the corn maze. Right, Yeah, those are probably the two scariest things or worth The shark in a corn maze that would be horrible. Also, a great new movie that should come out. They had Shark Nado. Why out Shark in a corn Maze? Anybody called Sarah Michelle Geller about that one. I'm sure she's got a clear schedule for it, and I'm already frightened. We'll work on that after the second date update. But right now, Matthew is on the phone and he wants to call

a girl named Sarah. That's what they did on their first date. They went out to a place that had a corn maze, and things got bad because they got lost in the corn maze. Eventually, she was crying because she just wanted to get out of there. They were finally found by the staff. They got out, they drove home, and he made a joke at the end of the evening about his GPS not working in his car. She didn't like that joke very much, and she hasn't talked

to him since. So we're about to get her on the phone and find out if we can get Matthew a second date. You ready to go, Matthew? Yep? Okay, I just you know, hope she wasn't actually crying because she was scared she was going to be stuck with you forever. Out. Yeah, I'm just saying prepare for that. We've heard some not very nice kind things during these

second date updates. Yeah. Like I said, I just want to make sure you know, everything's okay and she's not completely traumatized, and maybe we can, you know, do something else besides go to a corn maize. Okay, Yeah, all right? Well dollar phone numb right now here we go. Hello, I to Sarah. Please, This is Sarah. How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. This is whol Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.

It's a radio show. Jubel. No, that's my sister. My name is jew Bowl jew Bowl okay and Brooke and Jewel in the Morning is a radio show. And we got an email about you from one of our listeners. That's why I'm calling you, m Okay, okay. We do a segment our show. It's called the second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back after they can email us to get you on the phone

and ask what happened. And Matthew, the guy that you went out with to a corn maze recently, oh god, he emailed us because he says he's been trying to get a hold of you, but you're not calling him back. Well, that will be correct. No. Wait, is that reaction because of him or because of how terribly the date ended? I don't know it. All I can say is I don't know. It just wasn't a good experience, so I'll just leave it at that. I mean, I don't think he met for you guys to get stuck in the

corn maze and for things to get that bad. Yeah. Fuck you know. My mother has always told me that when you hold a man's hand, if you don't feel safe and secure, then he's not the one. When I held his hand, it was all sweaty and clammy and disgusting, and he just didn't act like a real man on the date, Like I don't understand how we're lost. Okay, we're lost. And I'm usually not that emotional, but I

showed a lot of emotion. I'm crying, I'm upset, and he's just like sitting down on the ground with his legs up, not gonna move. I'm just gonna chill here until someone comes and get us. Like, who goes that? When he sat he sat down. He said that, like, this could have been a real life or death situation. Okay, last, let's slow it down. You're in a corn maze. It wasn't actually a life or death situation. Maybe not necessarily,

but what if it was. You just sit down on the ground and throw your legs up in the air and like, oh, I don't know what to do. Well, I will say, I will say to his defense, if you're ever lost in the woods somewhere, you're told to stay put, like oftentimes going further is just going to get you into more trouble. Okay, listen, I'm sorry, I don't know your name, whatever, but this is not the wood hunt. It's simple corn made. It literally goes in circles.

I mean, how much lost could we have gotten? And I'm just like, get out of my mind? And he's doing nothing, just like ha ha, cracking jokesol. I had this happened to me before? Well, guess what, It's never happened to me. So I would like to like, you know, I love my life, hello, you know, and I want to get out of here, Like now, wait, you were really honestly that scared. It's pitched black in a cornfield

no light, no nothing. I didn't want to spend the night there, and he was just acting like, well, some want to find us, We'll be all right. What okay? So basically you don't think he's the type of man you want to be with because he wouldn't be able to take care of you in like a life or death or any kind of situation. Basically, yeah, I mean, what if it was a real disaster, like an earthquake

or you know, we've had hurricanes and stuff. What are we gonna do just sit on the ground and chill, like, oh, we'll get sucked the way. But some want to find us. I just feel like that's a pretty una got in a fetal position and was like giving up hope or anything. What's going on? Oh sir, that's Matthew. He's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Apparently just started talking to you. Jesus, take the whole wheel. Really, I wasn't like I was just giving up. That wasn't

the point. I wasn't trying to be this like whoosy guy. Well that's what it looked like to me, Matthew. And then on top of that, when we get in a car. You're like, oh, yeah, my GPS is screwed up. I can't even get a home. What what's that? I was going for another joke, I mean another I think, and I'm freaking out you want to make another joke. We were at a corn made supposed to be fun, lighthearted, and and it just got so serious, and you were yelling at the top of your lungs like I was

going to kill you or something. So my emotions aren't valid to you? Is that what you're saying. That's how you were acts. It was like I was your girlfriend and I was freaking out about something. You're just like, oh, well, it's just this, that's how. That's how. That's your answer. You know. I was trying to be calm and trying to calm you down. I mean what, I was supposed to freak out too, But no, you weren't supposed to

freak out. You were supposed to validate my emotions and make me feel like I was face and securing you didn't do that. I was trying to get your mind off the situation, and I guess it just did not work. Yeah, I don't think you're I feel like you're not giving him enough chance, like you were over emotional. I'm sorry, but you were in a cornmaze. I understand you were scared, but to be screaming and crying at the top of your lungs and then blame him for your emotions seems unfair.

I'm even emotional all over again just thinking about it, Like she doesn't know what my childhood was. Maybe I got stuck somewhere and he just made fun of I told you a situation from my childhood, and you didn't even care about that. I did care, Matthew. I was crying. You cared too much. Now you didn't care about it, But now she cared too much, Matthew, which one is it? Look, I don't know, but what I do know is that whenever they found us, they did take us the way

I wanted to go. Oh oh, I wouldn't put it, and I told you so in that right now, Matthew, that's probably super smart. I'm just saying, if you would have trusted me, Sarah and let me be the man, I would have saved you and got you out of the situation like you wanted to. How So now you want me to trust you after you sat down on the ground, and threw your legs up and made jokes. Nasan,

I'm not believing you, Sah. We just kept going in circles and circles and circles, and at the end of the day, it is a Cormez and children had done this Cormets and since we obviously couldn't figure it out, maybe we just should have gotten naked in the corn mais and done stuff that would have been what you wanted. At that point, you couldn't even get me, so, okay, come on, come on. Just you know, earlier when I talked to people at the radio station, I didn't want

to go to a Cormez. But I think we should go back to the Cormes and to face our fears, show you that I can be a man and take control the situation. Okay, all right, Sarah, Hey, Sarah, would you like to go on a second date with Matthew. We will pay for it. You guys, go back to the corn maze. He can punch a seven year old in the face, so he's a man, and you can handle any kind of adversity. What do you think? So let me get this straight. He wants me to go

back to the corn maze. The place where we had all of this disagreement at and try to no, no, no, thank you. Yeah, I don't think you guys are a very well fit couple. It'd kind of be like a cute, fun story the way we started out our relationship, you know. Yeah, Like I don't think you guys went to a corn maze, you questioned his manhood. Back to the corn maze, you probably still would question it again after, you know what I mean, Like it'd be a cute story, Sarah. Yeah,

I think I've done enough crying for the entire year already. Guys, I don't want to do it again, thank you? All right? All right, well it's your loss. You're missing out on this, and if we thank it, you have my number. No, actually I don't. I'll blast and deleted you, all right, Sorry, Matthew, no second date. But I'm sure there's a woman out there who will hold you when you're scared, So don't worry about it. Yeah, at the very least, somebody who's not going to break out and go out lunatic crazy

on me at the corn maze. I mean, that's the type of girl I'm looking for. Welcome luck, Homie, find her because I'm done block in the morning. The text in at seven eight, five nine two that says, See, that's why I don't go to corn mazes. It's ruined three of my relationships. Talking about today's second date update if you missed it, Matthew and Sarah spent their first date lost in a giant corn maze. Oh man, she didn't think that he handled the situation like a man.

He was wondering why he wasn't getting a call back, and she thought he didn't handle like a man because instead of taking charge and finding a way out of the corn maze, he just sat on the ground and made jokes and waited for people to find them. Matthew said that he's only trying to take Sarah's mind off the situation with a little bit of humor. Yeah, but Sarah was completely turned off by his attitude and doesn't

think that he could handle himself in stressful situations. Because of it, they decided not to go on a second date. I just feel like she's looking for like a super like pumped up testosterone dude that would like, oh, try to walk straight through it. I don't care. Remember if you want to do a second day update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back, who the ninety two point five