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2nd Date Update PODCAST: Commando Boy

Aug 31, 201816 min
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Need lask trust the experienced team at the Lasic Center at Evergreen Eye Center. No glasses, no contacts, no limits. What will you do? Lasik at Evergreen dot Com rooking jubil in the morning? Second Dan update the guy on the phone for a second date update Today met the girl that he wants to call at every horny bachelor's favorite hunting ground a wedding. That's right, not what I thought you were going to say, where they love to go troll for ladies. His name is Ryan. What's up Ryan? Hey,

how's it going? Guys? What's up? You? Horny bachelor? Guilty of start? I love how all your dudes are on the same page on this one and I'm just learning this. Yeah, I mean, you know, everybody knows that the best place to meet a girl is definitely at a wedding. Yeah, so tell us about the girl that you want to call today and when did you pounce during the wedding? Well, her name is Rose. We were both in the party, so she was one of the bridesmaids, was a groomsman.

She caught my eye, so you know, we walked down the aisle together, so we had a lot of time to chit chat. Oh, was she actually the person that you were paired up with? It was, yeah. So we were to stand there waiting and all that. I mean the reason why is because we were the only two single people, so they put us together that it was less fate. And then they're like, well, you two losers don't have anybody you can walk down they out together. Yeah,

so we had a few drinks at the reception. Everybody was getting loose, everybody was dancing. I was joking around, and you know, I thought she was cute. I was gonna ask her out. So it was a wedding. I decided to get down on one knee and you know, you did it in the middle of the reception. Yeah, I mean it was it was a good time. Everybody was joking around. So I got down on one knee and I proposed a date to her. And did she cry?

She didn't cry. I could tell she was a little embarrassed by it, and and she's like, get up, you idiot. Like she's got a really cool, dry sense of humor, really sarcastic, which I find that attractive. And I'm assuming she said yes, since you're doing a second date update now, yeah, she said yes, So I was stoked about it. It It was like a good match, awesome, what'd you guys do on your date? We went out to a sushi spot

that I really like and it was great. I guess the only one thing that I'm sort of I'm going back and I'm thinking, like, what did I do? Did I say something stupid? And there was a part where she was I don't know how we landed on this topic of conversation, but we started talking about underwear, and I basically just told her. I was like, I don't, like, I personally don't believe in underwear. I just don't. You don't believe in it, Like you don't think that it's

an actual thing, because I can tell you it exists. No, I know it's an actual it's an actual thing. I got that, But I just think it's unnecessary. I think it's the most uncomfortable thing that man has invented. It's just no need. Why Why do you have to wear underwear? So that underwear was a belief system. I didn't know that until now. Yeah, you're pretty passionate about going commando. It sounds like I just don't feel the need to

wear underwear. Why am I going to restrict myself. It's not like I'm wearing feet through pants or something like what's a big deal? Okay, So did she take that as like you trying to imply like, hey, lady, take your panties off. That's what I'm sort of wondering and I'm worried about, which is not at all what I was saying. I wasn't trying to be creepy, But now looking back on and I'm like, I don't know, I was like making a comment on my manhood or I

don't know. Yeah, I could see how that could look like You're whispering across the table like I'm not wearing any other giving her a tip on what's going on. Yeah, I could see how that could be a little weird. Did she act strange after that? You know, there was like probably a couple of minutes of just sort of awkward, like okay, now I got to get the conversation back on track. But after that everything seemed to be cool.

You know. That was like three quarters of the way through the date, So I would say I would say the last quarter was like smooth sailing. Did it all end well? I walked her out to her car again, I was I wanted to be a gentleman, and I, you know, I felt like the vibe was go in for a kiss, and I did and she sort of backed away, and then she apologized. She said, I'm so sorry. I feel like my breath smells because we were eating fish,

so she obviously sushi. So she was like, I feel like my breath smells like fish, and I don't feel comfortable kissing you with my breath smelling like this. I said, oh, I don't mind, because obviously I had sushi too, and she was like, no, I'm not into that. I'm sorry. Do you feel like she thought her breath smelled like fish or you feel like it was an excuse. I'd like to think that it was legit, But now, without

hearing from her, I'm like, maybe that was an excuse. Yeah, because if you're both eating the same thing, it doesn't matter, That's what I think. Like, I've had onions before, and I've been out on danferent girls with had un insert carlic or whatever, Like it's always that sort of thing. It's like it doesn't really matter, you know. So have you tried to get a hold of her? Yeah, you know, I dropped her a text later that night and I said it was it was really great hanging out with you.

Let's do it again. And I didn't hear it from her that night. Like the next day, in the middle of the afternoon, she was like, yeah, that was a lot of fun. But then like I sent her another text trying to set something up, and I got sort of like a non committal response like yeah, maybe, so hit me up later in the week. And did you hit her up after that? I did, and then I didn't hear anything. So, and you sound like such a lovely date from your description, well, except for the underwear thing,

sounds like a good date. I don't know. I don't think that's too bad of it, Like that's not a put off to me. But I dated a guy who went command of all the time, and I kind of like had a thing for it. I don't know. I mean, maybe you and I should go out broke. Maybe that's that's what I'm saying. All right, man, Well, we'll play a song come back, and I'm gonna support you on this one percent. During the song, I'm gonna go take

my underwear off and do this commando with you. All Right, We'll play a song come back, call her and get your second date up date. Okay, okay, I appreciate that. All right, man, hang on brooking jubil in the morning. Second date update. If you're just joining us for today's second date update, Ryan is on the phone with us, and Ryan, I have a question for you. Yeah, what's that? And hopefully this isn't going to come off as creepy as it did on your date? But are you wearing underwear?

Waiting for the answer, Ryan, I mean I told you who I am. I think the answer is no, Like I said, if you're just joining us, Ryan told us about his first date with a girl named Rose. He said the only thing that went weird was somehow they got on the subject of underwear, and Ryan says that he doesn't believe in underwear and shared that with her

on a first date. He thinks that might have come off a little creepy to be focusing on his hatred for underwear during the date, but other than that, he says, everything seemed fine. She's not calling him back, though, and it's been a little while, so we're about to get her on the phone and see what went wrong. And you guys, met your You're in a wedding party for mutual friends. Did you find out from the newlyweds if you know she had said anything to them about how

your guys's date went? I mean, I asked, but they said no, she hasn't mentioned anything. So I don't know. I'm just trying to figure out. It's just confusing because she seemed to have a good time. I had a good time. So all right, I'm gonna call her right now. Okay, cool, here we go. Hello, Hi is Rose there? Yeah? Speak you, Hey Rose? How are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the morning. Oh okay, what's going on? Is there a reason why you're calling me? There is?

We actually got an email about you from one of our listeners. Okay, an email about me. It's a guy you went out on a date with. Yeah. His name is Ryan, and I'm sure you remember Ryan. He says, you guys met at a friend's wedding. Yeah, okay, Well he emailed us and told us a little bit about your date. But he also told us that you're not calling him back. So he asked if we could find out why you don't want to see him. Oh wow, okay. He sounded really excited about you. Yeah, yeah, okay, did

you not like going out with him? I mean, I don't know if this is going to go anywhere? And why is that? Can you tell us? Oh my god, this is kind of awkward. I can tell you what he told us. Okay, So he said that you guys met at the wedding and had fun and then went to go get sushi. Yeah, he said there was one awkward moment during your date, and he thinks that might be the reason you're not calling him back. Didn't he

tell you what that was? Yeah, he said that he went into a little thing about how he doesn't believe underwear and how he doesn't like underwear and it's constricting and all that, and yeah, he says he thought that might have weirded you out. Yeah, yeah, that happened. Um, I mean it was that was a lot of information on a first day. Was that Was that the pivot point that turned you off from him? Well, he didn't even really need to tell me that part about the underwear. Yeah,

you know, he was wearing shorts. I noticed at one point when I got up to go to the bathroom that he may have been reviewing a little too much in the short. Wait, what do you mean, be specific? I need specific? Yeah, I think you guys, know, like he was kind of hanging out for the world to see. Yeah, I mean, I wasn't sure. But then he starts talking about how he doesn't even underwear, and I don't know. I was right, I guess, all right, so maybe he

should have been wearing underwear. Yeah. So wait, do you think it was an accident or was he like putting it on display for you? Oh? God, I don't. I don't know. I mean, I hope it was an accident too. It was just a lot of information at once, A lot of information. Who should have reached across the table and tucked it back in for him? Oh god? It is that if you guys were wearing shorts, would that be an easy mistake to make if you sit down? You never know? I mean yeah, like I feel like

the shorts must have been pretty small. Yeah, I don't. I don't know if I need to hear that. Do you think it was an accident? I don't know, but you know, to be honest, I don't really care. I don't know if I if I want to know, I know, I don't feel like that's fair I mean, if you had an nip slip and nobody told you about it, like, it's not something that you should get blamed for. But it's different. I mean, what if I was doing it on purpose and I didn't care and it was just

out there. I know how we can find out if he knew that he was sort of dangling about. You know, like I said before, I really don't care at this point, Well, I think Ryan cares and he's actually on the other line and wants to talk to you. What are you talking about? I mean that Ryan's been listening to this conversation and he wants to talk to you. Why. In my defense, I had absolutely no idea that I was exposing myself. You. Honestly, I'm being absolutely sincere here, Like

I apologize, that is not at all. I wasn't trying to do like a one two punch of hey, maybe look at this and oh I don't like underwear, like I share to you. I had no idea that I was hanging out. Okay, no, I mean serious. It sounds like I'm joking, but I am. I'm absolutely dead serious. I did not know that it was happening, nor would I have, you know, done anything like that. So if

I made you feel uncomfortable, I sincerely apologize. I'm just wondering, you know, why you brought it up at that point. Then it's a strange thing to bring up on a first date. It is, but a conversation sort of went there and I wasn't trying to necessarily steer it there, and then it was like, oh, we sort of landed on that topic. And the second you saw that right beforehand is absolutely a coincidence. It's an unfortunate, fortunate coincidence.

You don't feel a breeze or anything. It's not like I was engineering the day to be all about my junk seeing it me talking about it, Like, but you feel like, if you're a guy who goes commuter, you think you'd be super careful in shorts, if that's a likelihood of happening. I'm usually careful. But maybe I had a napkin in my lab well maybe I thought like if anybody was popping out, like I don't know, like

that kind I ever told me about this before. So if if I have been exposing myself inadvertently, I feel about that. Yeah, now you have something to be aware of. I mean, if I've gone home for the holidays or something. I'm sitting here like with my junk hang out. I didn't know it, so wow, now you know how? Yeah?

I mean, look again, I cannot apologize profusely enough. I mean, I really I had a great time with you, and I hope that I mean, you seem to have a you do have a really great sense of humor, and I hope maybe you can just sort of understand that this was absolutely inadvertent and not in any way some sort of pervy, sleazy thing that I was trying to pull on you. So I would love to take you out again, and I will promise to huh, I will promise to underwear him though. Ros you know what he's

doing for you right now? Would you like to go out with Ryan on a second date? We will pay for it, and we'll pay for his underwear too, if you give him one more shot. Oh um, you know at this point, I mean, it's a very heartfelt message,

but I'm skeptical. I don't know. Come on, Rose, you guys were in the same wedding for two of your best friends, Like, do you think that your friend's going to be marrying some sleeze ball, who would have a friend who would expose himself Like, there's got a sub trust circle there, right, Yeah, I have references if you need references, that's a good point. Um, I don't know. It's just his underwear. Never an option or it's a lot.

I will say this if I'm wearing shorts, it's something that in the future I will definitely take into consideration and wear. You know, I just need to stuck it up and put on some box or brief. Yeah, just be uncomfortable for a little while. It's just a couple of hours, yet terribly uncomfortable to me. But yeah, I mean I would do that, Rose, What do you think? One more shot? Come on? If underwear is provided, I will go on a Yeah, there you go. Congratulations Ryan,

thank you. I mean, Rosette's awesome. And I do I think I have a pair of underwears somewhere around my house. All right, Well, I mean, and I promise you, like, if I do not have them, I will buy them. I'll buy a three pack. So I mean, there we go. If you don't have a pair of Ryan, I'll send you a pair of mind you can where we can broken Juwil in the morning,

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