Need Lasic. Trust the experienced team at the Lasic Center at Evergreen Eye Center. No glasses, no contacts, no limits. What will you do Lasic at Evergreen dot com Rooking Jebels. Second date of date, women love an artists. As a matter of fact, that's why it's called the Mona Lisa. And not a lot of people know that because when Leonardo DaVinci painted it, all the ladies saw it and little known art facts and you, for this sounds like we have a modern day Da Vinci on the phone
with us. His name is Nathan. And I say that because Nathan apparently took the girl he wants to call today to a painting class. And Nathan, did she moan a little come on off the top? All right? We got to work up to that kind of information. I mean, I'm a good artist. Yeah, before you tell us about the date, first of all, what's her name? Her name is Madeleine? Madeleine? All right? And how did you meet Madlin? We it online? Okay? And what what stood out about her?
I gotta say she just kind of had these these eyes, these nurturing eyes that kind of resonated with me. And Okay, I'm glad you described the eyes. I thought you're just gonna leave it that she had these eyes and I was like, whoa, you don't have very high standard student. No, it did. It was just really your eyes and they stuck up to me. Okay, I mean, is that how you opened with her, like with a compliment about her eyes?
I did? I did? I mean good? Okay, So other than you're hitting her up online about her eyes, obviously you guys went out. Otherwise you wouldn't be on the phone for a second date update. Tell us about your date? Well, I don't know. I thought it was something that we could talk and be interactive. So we did an art class was like one and yeah, and had you ever done one of those painting classes before? I had once before? Okay? Yeah, not as a date? Well, how'd to go as a
date other than just painting with your bros? I mean I thought pretty well. Was there like a moment that sticks out about the date? Whether that's good or bad? Yeah? She liked my work and she does. Mean she was like, you're like a modern Bob Rock And I was like, all right, I'll take that, because there is nothing sexier than Bob Rock. Happy Little Clouds or very happy? Is that all you did? Then went painting? No, we went to go to my apartment to actually hang it up. Oh,
that is a school transition. Was that your Was that your idea or hers? Because that's a pretty slick line, you know. I said that I would like to hang it up, and she said, well, let's go hanging up at hers. She volunted to come with me. Okay, okay, and who held the nail? She did? All right? What happened back at the apartment? Did you? I mean? Was it on? I made her tea um, just like very relaxed, chill, and it was all good. We hung up the piece
of work and that the only nailing that happened. I know, like get to the juicy part. Regrettably, you know, first date, first day. I didn't want to go too far, gentlemen, Okay, but after we hung it up, it was kind of weird. Frankly, she told me she had to go meet her maintenance sky at her apartment. Okay, that's a that's a weird excuse to leave, unless she like had an appointment and knew about it earlier. But you think she would have
told you that. I don't know. I thought that was really weird because usually maintenance skys have keys of the building, and I I thought that was really weird. Was this was this like a Friday night? Was it late? It was Friday, It wasn't crazy late. It was ten thirty eleven. That is kind of late. I mean maybe, but I know we were having a good time out of the boom. So that was it. She left to go meet her maintenance guy. And did you get a kiss or a
hug or anything like that. Yeah? I gave her a hug and it didn't feel like you know, she didn't pull away or anything. It felt nice. And then she left. Why don't I picture her using maintenance guy in quotes like air quotes around it when she told you WHOA like she's running off to the next guy or something. I don't know, something else, something other than you, anything other than you, is what it sounds like. Have you
talked to her since she left? I haven't heard from her at all in the text call in about forty and you've tried to get ahold of her. I've definitely tried to get ahold of her. So it seems like an excuse in what do you think could have gone wrong? Well, The only thing is like, I like really strong tease, and I do you know, teas can have effect. In my experience, girls don't love, you know, using the bathroom.
So maybe that was just her quick idea to get out and because of this, well, I mean there are some teas that, yeah, do a number on your system. I couldn't tail if you're saying teas or cheese problem, so you're thinking, maybe you get or tea and it had a laxative effect and she's embarrassed. Now, yes, okay, all right, well, all right, we'll play a song and then come back and call her and see if that is the reason she's not calling you back. All right,
all right, that'd be awesome. Okay, hang on, we'll get your second day update right after this brooking jubil in the morning, right in the middle of a second date update, And if you're just joining us, Nathan is on the phone and he wants to call a girl named Madeline. They went out to an art class together and actually went back to his place to hang up the art,
and that ends up being all that happened. They literally hung up the art, she had some tea, and then she made probably one of the lamest excuses to get out of a date that we've heard in second Date Update history. So congratulations, Nathan, you have now made the record books and getting blown off in the worst way possible. Yeah, I know that's a good thing. Yeah, maybe maybe not. She she told Nathan she had to leave at like ten or eleven o'clock on a Friday night because she
had to let a maintenance guy into the building. You know, even in her head was like, really a maintenance guy, That's all I could think of. And now Nathan is not getting a call back. All right, Nathan, we're gonna try to get her on the phone. Are you ready? I am ready? All right, be prepared, Nathan, because I am a feeling you did something really wrong that you're very clueless about. All right, well let's find out. Okay, here we go. I'm gonna dollar phone. I'm right now. Hello. Hi.
Is this Madeleine? Yes, Hey, Madelene. How are you? This is Jewil from the radio show Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, okay, how are you doing? I'm okay. What's this about? Oh that's a good question. Yeah, I'm calling you today because we got an email into our show about you. Why another good question. You're full of good questions, Madeleine. Because we do a segment on our
so it's called the second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back after, they can email us to get you on the phone and ask what happened. And we got an email about you from a dude named Nathan, but it's Nathan. Yes, do you remember going
out with a guy named Nathan? Oh? Yeah, okay, Well, Nathan emailed us because he said he had a really fun time with you, and he thinks that your excuse to leave late on a Friday night that the maintenance guy needed to be let into your building was just a really horrible excuse to get out of the date. And we all agree with him. By the way, that sounds like the biggest excuse ever. I don't remember what hes. I already blocked him. I don't understand why you're calling me.
I don't you've even blocked him. Yeah, she said that you guys went back to his apartment. Was there something creepy in there? It just freaked me out. It was just really weird. Can you tell us what was weird? I just got this really that vibe when I walked and the place was just super clean, like it was
just weird. I got a really bad vibe and creepy feeling was there, like something specific because super clean and he sounds like a nice guy who didn't want to push you to do anything you weren't reading for on a first date after an art class. Yeah, I just got this eerie feeling when I walked in. It was like serial killer clean, like serial steryl clean, like everything wipe down, not a spect it to us, it was just so strange. No guy's apartments. So you're saying his
place was too clean and it creeped you out. Yeah, that's it. He had a clean place and NAT's well you gotta understand though, it wasn't just clean like it was like a team of people came and wiped this place clean of fingerprints. It was just weird. And you know when you just get that feeling inside, it's like something bad happened here. What I need to go? It made you think, what you like? Do you think he's
do you think he's a serial killer or something? No, I don't know, but I'm just saying it was way too clean and something's wrong with that. Maybe he's just, you know, one of those OCD types that really like to clean house. Or maybe he read the decluttering book that everybody reads and it's not that clean. Unless you just moved in and took the plastic off of everything. There was nothing out of place. It's like a museum.
I think he sounds dreamy. Can you move into my house and improve some things that I've got going on? Go for it, that's on you be my guess. I don't want to be anywhere near him. What about on the phone with him? No, I don't even want to talk to him. Oh that's a shame, because he's actually on the other line listening right now. I wants to talk to you. You're kidding. No, I'm not unless you hung up. Nathan. Are you still there, I'm here. Oh my god, Oh my god. Hi, Mada, Hi Nathan. I
guess you've heard all that. Yeah, you know, I don't see your problem with my apartment being so clean. It might not be a problem. It's just it's unusual and I'm just not used to that. And so, yeah, you're being really nonchalant when you were basically just accusing the guy of scrubbing his house because there was maybe dead bodies earlier in the evening. But that's what it sounded like, like you're getting rid of all fingerprints. Nathan, Have you
killed anyone in your apartment? I have not. I'm sorry. I just got a weird vibe when I came in, and I'm Madelon, why would you want to be dirty? Why would you want that? I don't. I'm just saying your place is like so clean, it's just freaky. I mean, I have had people comment on how clean it is, but I don't like dirty things. Dirty things really upset me. Okay, so now step and no crazy guys. Did you mean it in the way you that it sounded because it
sounded super creepy the way you said that. Uh No, I just I didn't need to be creepy. You guys, give this guy, Madeline. I feel like you're missing out on possibly a really good guy because you're making a lot of implications on just a clean house. I can clean my own house. Seriously, Why, I mean, would you rather have a dirty boy? Because I've known dirty boys and Irish used to be a dirty boy. Are you just messing without us? Now? Nathan, Hey, then are you?
Are you like doing this on purpose? Doing doing what? Nothing? Yeah? Never mind? I mean I've told you if dirt is bad, it's the enemy. And if I see dirt, I will get rid of it. I like a clean apartment. See guys, what happens if I come in and my shoes are a little dirty or something like that? Like if we there won't be no dirty shoes in my apartment? Oh okay, because I would ask you to take them off. I
just don't like dirty things. But Nathan, what happened? If I what happens if we're eating and I drop something or spill something or make a mess, then what then won't clean it up right away? You? Are you going to get angry at me? I do not get angry. I just clean the dirt. Huh. Yeah, I mean, Nathan, you're obviously passionate about cleaning. Very madam, Listen, if you come over again, I will show you that we can make something dirty together and then I will cleaned it up.
On that note, I'm just gonna ask you, Madeline, would you like to go out with Nathan on a second date. We will pay for it, even if it's cleaning supplies as something as that is, I'm okay to not go. Yeah, sure, I feel like trusting your gut may not be a bad choice for you. Well you know, Madeline, I'm really bummed that you'd rather date a dirty boy than me making mistake. Stop saying dirty boy, all right, Madeline, So
take care because the dirty will be judged. Goodbye. Okay, I think you need to do Madeline, are you still there? I'm a little freaked out, scared. Remember with the blocking, and hear you guys opened that back up like freaking Pandoran's box. He doesn't know anything about your other than your phone numbers and stuff. Right, yeah, he doesn't know anything. He probably doesn't my last name. Eight, I'd blocked him
on everything, all right. Yeah, you are safe. And I feel sorry for all the dirty boys out there right now because Nathan sounds like he might be fired up to do some cleaning tonight. Not in the morning, Texan at seven eighty five and nine, who says, I think it's our obligation to alert the FBI to that second day update, And I think you might be right. At first, I didn't think the dude was weird, but definitely now I've changed my opinion. If you missed today second day update.
This girl Madeline was not calling this dude Nathan back after their date because his apartment was too clean, she said. She said it was almost serial killer clean. She said it was so sterile that she just got a really bad vibe from the place, like horrible things that happened there, and that's why he had to clean it up so much. It seemed pretty ridiculous. But we're talking to Nathan. He said some creepy things, Yeah, like dirty things upset me. Yeah,
and not like dirty, like, oh girl, you're so dirty? Yeah, yeah, like dirty. Ye, I don't like dirty. And he asked Madeleine why she would want to go out with a dirty boy. And again it wasn't like a dirty boy. It was like dirty boys must die kind of the way he said it. He didn't say die, but his tone implied it. Yeah, it kind of did very very creepy vibe from the guy. In the end, Madeline decided to stick with her gut and no second date update.
And she's blocked him on everything, she says, But hopefully he's not out there cleaning right now. Yeah, if you know what I mean, Remember you want to do a second date update. ILL have to do his email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back