2nd Date Update PODCAST: Carnival Time

on it, you could be on the news. That's cool too. Yep, And that's where Alex took the girl that he wants to call today for a second date. Update apparently they went to a carnival. It's not Alex. How are you hey, y'all? How's it going? That sounds like a good, great idea. Alex are a big fan of carnivals. Who's not like it's playing some games, right, some run lots of sweaty carnies. Yeah, those guys are awesome. It's the best part. It's just

really sweaty people. There's a lot of sweat. Yeah, there happens at carnival. And how'd you meet your date? So Madeline and I who we met on the dating app and what do you like about her? Well, you know, I thought she was super cute. You know, she has these really nice eyes, and messaging with her, she had like a really good sense of humor. And she's really in the state capitals, which is like, you know, super

random state capitals. Yeah, like she just mentioned it in her bio and you're messaging she was like, no, it's no joke. Like I'm really good at knowing all the state capitals. You like to research why they're the capital. And the person was, yeah, I know that is interesting, right, Yeah,

a couple of capitals of switch. They were one city that they became a different city exactly, so you know, and I always felt like I was pretty good at knowing those, and like the fourth grade or whatever, it was a fun thing to talk about, you know, not the usual sort of like what do you do? What do you like? Yeah, that's true. Usually people on dating problems like I love to hike. That's what everybody says. Nobody, I've never seen anybody like I just really love state capitals,

right exactly. So I was like, this is this is cool. This is a unique, interesting person, all right. And so how was it when you guys first met up? I mean, like one funny thing. She uh, she looked like exactly like her pictures in on her profile. Oh that's funny. Well, which was really good, but she was also wearing the exact same outfits that must be her hot outfit then her sexy outfit. Yeah, I have that one outfit too, and I'm like, oh my god, I have it on

in three photos. Dang it. Right, So I mean, like I mentioned it and she's like yeah. She basically said that, She's like, look, I look really good this. Why not everybody's just have one outfit they wear all the time that is their favorite outfit. And it's not a bad idea off of dating app Like you know exactly who you're reading then, right, like, oh wait, that's the girl with the blue shirt. I would rather have that than

show up and be like who are you? Yeah, So how did everything go when you were out there at the carnival? Any weird moments or was it all good? Well, so there's this one thing I wanted to win her a prize, you know, one of the games, and I thought that'd be like romantic and fun, and so I thought they had ring toss and I've I've won ring toss a couple of times in my in my carnival going days. Um, so it's like, oh, I got this.

This will be a great way to sort of like show up like I wanted to win her like a you know, one of those enormous stuffed animals. Every man wants to win a woman that, and no woman wants those. What do you do with them? It's just a trophy, so they can walk around, You drag it around, and then you get heavy and you get rid of it later. So did you win the big stuffed animal for an impressor with your ring toss abilities? Well, so I started playing and I just like I was just off my game.

I don't know what it was, but I just could not win. How much money did they suck out of you as you were losing? Well, do you want to know the first time or the second time they got you? Good? They got me? Yes. So, like I'm spending a lot of time and money and I'm just getting so street because I like, I should be able to do this, it's so easy. Finally she's like it doesn't matter, like I don't care, Like, well, she's go on some rise.

So I'm like, okay, cool, let's let's do it. So we take a break, we go on some rise, we're having fun, and then we're walking back past the ring Toss and I just have to I know that feeling, and it's ever played one of those games and I'd lose, and then I passed by it again. I'm like, I imagine more cash on me right now, I would own you. Oh yeah, I definitely went back to the ATM and I got more cash, and over doing this, I'm winning.

And so finally, I mean I kind of win. I win her like one of those really tiny small stuffed bears after I spent you know, a sixty more bucks. Oh my gosh. And how long was she just standing there watching you play ring Toss? I mean, I wasn't keeping camp, but I mean at least half an hour. So maybe you spent too long doing that, and that's why she's not calling you back. She's like, I'm not, well, yeah I might have. You know, that's it's it's entirely possible.

But you know, but she seemed she seems super grateful for for for the bear, and she was like, oh this is so sweet. She wasn't just grateful. The whole thing was over. God, give the man a prize already, right, but I mean she seemed to do it. And then you know, we ended her night by like going on the ferris wheel and we kissed on the ferris wheel, which which was nice. I feel like a good moment. Yeah, what was that kiss? Like? I mean, it was sweet.

It was like moisturized. That's actually what I was looking for, a moisture level. Count Well, we were both already really sweaty, so it was it was pretty. It was pretty moist hot. So yeah, but then you know, after that, you know, Carnival sort of like shutting down or like leaving and saying goodbye for the evening, and so you know, I go in for another kiss, and then she kind of like averted my kiss and just went for a hug,

which was weird, right because we'd already kissed. Yeah. Yeah, I mean usually to me, if you kiss once and then she doesn't want to kiss you again, it means it wasn't very good for her the first time. I was like, oh, great, I guess I'm not a good kisser. I mean, I don't know. I'm now now I'm just so in my head about it. Did anything happen in between the ferris wheel kiss and then you're saying goodbye to work. That would make you think you wouldn't want

to kiss you again. I mean, you know, we played a couple more games and did another ride, but like, nothing out of the ordinary. Have you heard from her at all since your date? I've texted her calling her nothing. Okay, man, huh. She was just like so cool and interesting and I already feel like we have such a great connection and it seems like such a good starting point, and so I I just like, I just don't want to lose this one, you know. Okay, Well, we'll play a song

then come back. I'll call her and get your second date update. Okay, but thank you? Good? All right, hang up brooking Jubil in the morning. Second updates if you missed the first part of today's second date update. Alex is on the phone and Alex wants to call a girl named Madeline. They went to a carnival together, said they had a fun time. He even won her a small little teddy bear. After I think he spent over one thousand dollars on games. He spent a lot of

money trying to winner a prize. He finally won her a prize. They actually kissed when they were on the ferris wheel, and then later when they were leaving and saying goodbye, she just gave him a hug and wouldn't kiss him again. So he's wondering if something happened between the ferris wheel and her going home and something I completely forgot to bring up in the first part, alex is you also said that she's a big fan of

state capitals. Oh yeah, maybe she was just not impressed with your state capital knowledge and that's why she's not calling back. Like it probably bismark Is it North Dakota, South Dakota? Who know you? I think you got bismarked. Isn't what happened? Yeah? Oh man, it happens to a lot of people. That's low. I don't know, man. I think I was doing pretty good on my state capitals. I mean I even got Mount Killy Eric. So is that even in America? Yeah? It is? Is that a state?

This is? Okay? My head's about to explode, which is just call her? Yeah, I really hope this works out for you. I'm actually rooting for you on this one because it sounds like you really felt like this girl was special I really appreciate that. Yeah, I think it'll be fine. It must have been something that happened at the carnival, like I don't know. I mean, it must have just been some stupid thing that I wasn't even aware of it. And I just feel like if we

can get on the same page, it'll totally be fine. Okay, Well we'll see if we can make that happen for you. I'm gonna dialar phone number right now here we go. Hello, all right, is this Madeline? Yes? It is Hey, what's up, Madeline? How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewbil in the Morning? Who Jebil from Brook and Jebil Jebil in the Morning. I know it's a weird name. Have you ever heard this? I don't know it. It's a

radio show, radio show. I'm calling you today, Madeline, because one of our listeners actually emailed us about you, about me, m yep, sure, Why Well, because you recently went on a date with them, but now you're not calling him back. So have you been on a lot of dates in the last few weeks. I've just been on one and was that with somebody named Alex? Yeah to the carnival. How do you know that? Because Alex is the dude that wants us to call you why? Because he really

liked you. He thought you were really cool and smart and funny and beautiful, and now he's not getting to call back. Oh that's sweet. Yeah, okay, Well I just didn't see the point because I don't think that we have a future together. From the way he described your date, everything was great. Yeah, he said that the energy between you two is awesome. He's a great guy. I just you know, I'm looking for something that's more and long term,

and I just didn't see a future with him. Well how can you judge that based off of one date at the carnival? I don't know, Like, I just know, Like, how long do you need to know somebody before you know if you or don't want to spend your life with them? I mean one minute? Yeah, just text one minute. I'm a very good judge, just because I don't like to I don't want to be around anybody for my horse. Oh my god. Was it the kiss because he said you guys kissed on the ferris wheel. Was it a

bad kiss? No? The kiss was fine. It was a little wet, but you know, it could have been me. Who knows? So what was it? Well, I don't know. It's just kind of personal. I don't know if I should say it. It's personal. You guys probably want to understand that. I just don't feel like I should say it. Really Well, he really wants to know because he liked you a lot. Well, it's just the same with me. I'm looking for, you know, a long term relationship. I'm looking for the one I want to get married, and

there's just certain factors that I need. Okay, is he short, too tall, too ugly? Yeah? Sometimes I many people are too ugly to date. But that or is this something bigger? Like he doesn't want kids and you want kids? No, he definitely wants kids, I asked him. That's kind of the problem. Oh, the problem is he wants kids and you don't. I just really want to have a nice,

beautiful family and cute kids. And I think that a lot goes into who you pick is a meet in order to, you know, ensure that your children are going to be beautiful babies. And there was this, Uh, he's going to produce ugly children. That's what it sounds like to me. You're like, his jeans are not up to part. Well, that's kind of the problem. He's genetically doesn't work for you,

kind of. You know, there's these things as a carnival where you can actually go into a photo booth and it matches you both together to show what your children will look like. I know you're laughing, but it's it's actually fairly accurate. They have them now to where they're like ninety percent accurate. But yeah, and when we did that, Alex and I, it just it wasn't a good result. No, So that's like a fake carnival thing. It doesn't isn't actually what your kids are gonna look like. But it's

pretty reliable. Is the computer effects are very reliable. I believe it's very very accurate. I promise. I have two babies with a man, and they turned out nothing like we expected them to look like. But you probably didn't see the computer thing at the carnival either. No, but I bet that they'd be pretty ugly if we did, you know, and they're beautiful children, like you can't base something off of some weird Carney game. I don't want

to take that chance with Alex. Okay, so here, So the reason you don't want to go out with him again. Is because you took a picture at the carnival that meshed both your faces together to show what your kids would possibly look like. And you think the baby was ugly. Well, I think we both thought it was pretty ugly kid. Well, why don't we ask him? Hold on, Madeleine, because Alex is actually on the other line and wants to talk

to you. What metal are you kidding me? That's a legitimate reason for not wanting to go out with me again, Alex, I had no idea you're on the other line. I'm really sorry for embarrassing you. It's just that's the truth. And we both agreed. It's not embarrassing for me. This is embarrassing for you. This is your reason. The things of garbage. It has some of my stubble on the baby. Yeah, you think our baby's gonna be born with like five o'clock shadow. Well, no, of course not, but it still

gives us some insight of possibly having an ugly baby. No, I've done research on this, and like I said, these photo boots are very accurate these days. They're like you know, ten years ago, it wasn't the same, but now they're very reliable, and there's a good chance that our baby's going to be ugly, and I just don't want to risk it. That's just put in the horse before the cart. We've only been on one date and we're already talking about whether or not our baby may or may not

be ugly. I don't feel like wasting time, like my start relationship with somebody where you're already know off the bat if there's a good chance to child's going to be ugly and I want a long term relationship, I'm looking for an up and I want to get married. There's always a chance your baby is gonna be ugly, And Madeline, how could you even say? I mean like they're fifty percent your jeans. What if you're the one that's contributing the ugly jeans and you're always going to

have an ugly kid. It doesn't matter when your baby is born. That thing can be literally look like a fish, and you will think it's the most beautiful thing ever. It's just it's just how nature works. You love your own kids. You you're supposed to anyway, Yeah, not everybody, I mean, but you're that's the idea, right, Madeline. And if you're going for just looks even for your children. I just don't feel like that's very smart. Well, I just think it's very important to give your baby the

best future possible. And I want to have an attractive baby. Okay talking, and I hear what you're saying about that's true. But let me tell you my ex boyfriend and I did the same machine and we actually had a very cute baby. Oho. Okay, So it's just how you guys messed together. And you don't feel like you and Alex would make a good looking baby because of the carnival picture. Yes, And it made me realize that sometimes you don't know

what you have until it's gone. So I actually started texting my ex again this week, oh my gosh, and it looks like we're going to hang out and see, Oh my gosh, we can try again. What are you talking about? Insanity? I cannot believe you were giving a machine, a Carnival machine, any sort of validity on how you run your life. I mean, this is just crazy for thinking this is crazy. Maybe, yeah, a little bit, Alex. I think you're being a little bit a little bit

crazy about this. Alex. I am totally on your side right now. This is lunacy. You can think it's crazy all you want, but I have certain things that I want in my life. I know what I want, and if things go well with my ex, then who knows. I feel like we could really have a better shot of producing a beautiful child than Alex and my Okay, well, it sounds like you guys are getting along great. So Madeline, would you like to go on a second date with Alex? We will pay for it. I don't think it's a

good idea. Oh my gosh, Alex, are you disappointed in that at this point? Not at all, Alex. I'm sorry if this whole thing hurts your feelings. I mean, you should definitely go back to the carnival and try with other women. You never know, but I have a feeling that all the results are going to be a little negative. Oh wow, well, well, Alex, you're gonna have fuggly baby. Sorry apparently. Okay, yeah, sure, you're right. That's what I'll do.

I'll just be lining up women to hopefully find the one time that I can maybe produce a beautiful baby. Yeah yeah, well, such a good visual. The good news, Alex is you get to spend more time at the carnival, and I think that's a highlight for you, So I'm considering this a successful second date update. Thanks a lot, do you if the carnival broken? Jewil in the Morning text in at seven eighty five to nine two says

that girl is dumb. I think I'm actually dumber for listening to the second date updates working Jewil in the Morning talking about today's second date update if you missed it, Alex wanted to call this girl Madeline. Alex took her to a carnival and spent a ton of money at games and booths, trying to win some stuffed animals for her. I actually kissed on the ferris wheel, but then when they were leaving, she just said bye and didn't kiss

him again. When we called her and got her on the phone, she revealed that they visited a booth where they take your faces and mixed them together to show what your future kids will look like. And Madeline took it very seriously. Yea, and she thought their carnival baby was so ugly that they wouldn't have a future together because all they would produce were ugly babies. And she got back together with her ex because her and her ex to the same photo booth, and she thought those

kids were cute. Yep, it actually drove her back into her other relationship. Yeah, it sounds like a healthy relationship too. Yeah, yeah, that's good. I mean, add kids to any relationship and things get easier. That's what they always say. They decided to not go out again because now she has a boyfriend,

a new old boyfriend. I guess somebody texted in at seven eight five ninths and says, my husband and I did the same thing, and our kids were hideous in the pictures and they turned out even more hideous in real life. That's not texted. They handed it by saying, and our kids are cute anyway, they aren't going out again, and hopefully she'll have cute babies in the future, not those ugly babies that they would have had together a meltdown. Put it back in. Put it back kid, I don't

want that one. Remember, if you want to do a second day update, all I have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Moving ninety two point five