Five brooking jubil in the morning. Second date update. There are a lot of careers out there that women find attractive. Firefighter, proctologist, who can forget the sexiest career of all? A carney at your local fairy. Carneys are always sexy. Ladies get so fired up when they see a Fair employee. And that's who we have on the phone today. Daniel is a carney. I guess how are you doing, Daniel? I'm pretty good man. How are you guys? Not too bad?
So your email says that you work at a fair and that's where you met the girl you want to call today. Yeah, I'm kind of like in between jobs. My buddy got me a job at fair. Okay, don't try to downplay that job. That is a career, all right, Okay, so you're a career Fair employee, and tell us about the girl you want to call today. What's her name? Our name is Alexis, Alexis and how did you meet her? I met her actually at the fair that I was working at and the bumper cars. Were you shocked to
meet somebody that you were attracted to? Because anytime I'm at the fair, I don't see a lot of good pickings out there. Yeah, I mean generally, especially in like kind of a bumper car area. Most of the kids. Yeah, we never really get like, you know, adults. But yeah, her and her friend wanted to ride and they were kind of amongst the kids. Okay, were you instantly attracted to her? Yeah? I was definitely attracted to her when she got on the ride. How'd you make your first move?
So basically, like her and her friend started running these bumper cars, and of course they're like amongst like a bunch of like kids, like freaking nine and ten year olds, and some of the kids were getting really aggressive with them and like bumping into them and like they were just trying to have fun. But these kids were like obviously like on a mis ship to just like kill
the adults that were there. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, And so I had to run out there and I was telling the kids, like, you guys have to stop, you have to stop. One of the kids got like all in my face and I banned him from the ride. Wow, so you almost fought, like got twelve year old in her honor pretty much. Yeah. I was about to get
to that point. I mean I didn't want to lose my job, but he actually thanked me afterwards and we got to talking and I was kind of like, my shift's about to be over, and her and I just ended up walking around the fair for a little while, and you know, obviously doing the games and stuff. Obviously I got the discount, so nice wowed her with your employee discount. Uh. So, how was it, I mean, did you guys click? Yeah, we definitely clicked. It was a
great conversation. She's really nice. For both from the same town, it's like a really small town, and yeah, I mean I just felt like we just definitely vibed and that was the date, right you guys walking around the fair? No, Actually, we had a great time and I was like, hey, you know, I've got some pizza and some beer at my place, and I asked her if she wanted to come over, and she was totally down. Nice. So, how did it go back at your place? More bumper cars? Yes, Yeah,
that was pretty funny. Thanks. So, I mean, was it action packed the back of your place? I mean, did you guys just hang out for a little while or did you guys make out anything like that? We just kind of kicked it back in my place, like I said, you know, we were just kind of drinking and just kind of chilling talking, great conversation. Okay, cool, So no makeout session at your house? Then, no, no makeout session, just a nice little hug session, because that's a hug session.
It's like yeah, yeah, like a long session of hugging, or it was just a normal hug and that's all you got. It wasn't name of a session. It was just a small hug. So why do you think she's not getting back to you. I don't know, but if I had to speculate at my house, you know, obviously, like I did not plan on having a girl there that night, so it was just a little bit messy.
That may be one thing. Also on my kitchen counter, like right when you walk in the door, I have like four or five parking tickets since working at the fair because we have to park in like a weird spot. So I don't know if maybe she saw those and maybe kind of like thought like I'm not a responsible human being, combined with the messiness, and then the job obviously is not the most attractive of careers. Okay, So
I don't know. These are just guesses. I have no idea did she comment about any of the messiness or the parking tickets or make fun of you or anything not with her words, so I can see with her eyes, you know, she was just kind of like looking around, you know, but like it did really like seem like a big deal to her. But again, this could be just me making things up in my own head. And how many times do you try to get ahold of her?
Since you guys hung out? I mean, I sent her like a couple of texts, and then I tried the power move. I tried to call her. She didn't answer. Okay, Well play a song and then come back and call her and get your second date update. All right, all right, all right, hang on it five looking jubil in the morning. Second date update if you're just joining us for today's second date update. Daniel is on the phone and he wants to call a girl named Alexis. They actually met
at the fair because Daniel works at the fair. She was in the bumper cars and she was apparently being harassed by kids in there who are trying to kill her with the bumper cars, and he went in kicked a few of them out, ended up hanging around at the fair all day together and then went back to
his place. I think maybe the reason she's not calling you back, Daniel, is because when you guys were at the fair, you probably went into the House of mirrors and something looked larger than it actually was, and then when you got back to your place, she found out the truth. That's what I'm guessing. Nah, I doubt it. They shared a small hug. She didn't see anything about what was in the mirrors. Yeah, I don't know what her deal was, but it definitely didn't have anything to
do with any mirrors or any illusions. It's making things look larger than they really are. Well, I'm about to call her right now. Any last words before we do. No, I just hope everything works out. If it was. I mean, you were kind of like guessing that maybe it was a couple of red flags, like your messy apartment and the fact that you work at the fair. Do you still want to go out with her if that's a case, because it seems kind of judgy. I mean, I'd like
to go out her again. I mean, if i'd got somebody at the fair who was working there, I probably judge them too. Right. All right, Well, I'm gonna dollar phone him right now here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Alexis please? This is Alexis. How are you? My name is Jewel from Brook and Jewbill in the morning. I'm okay. How can I help you? Well, I'm calling you today because we actually got an email about you from somebody that listens to the show. Okay, it's a
second we do call the second date update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back after, they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what went wrong. So how can you help me? You can help me by telling me why you're not calling Daniel back. I don't know how many Daniels you've been out with lately, but I'm talking about one specific Daniel who works at the fair. Oh yeah, that Daniel. Yeah, uh,
it just didn't work. We weren't vibeing. You know. Really that seems pretty simple, yep, according to him, you were. Yeah. I mean, like things are great at the fair and it's kind of dorky to work at the fair, but I get it, Like times are hard, you gotta take the jobs you can take, and like it was just like when we went back to his place, it was just like, I don't know, really small, I'm like, super messy. Yeah, you did tell us he thought maybe you were turned
off because his place is messy. He said he also wasn't planning on having somebody over. So yeah, but the crazy thing is like it was so messy and it's so small, but there's like barely any furniture there. What's there? There's a reclining chair, a little like card table, and and he has a TV. There's not enough furniture for you. I mean I get it. Like walking into a guy's house when it's super sparse and there's basically cardboard boxes as end tables is sometimes like, ah, man, this is
a project. Is that what it felt like? Yeah? And you know, at first I was like, oh, maybe like he's in transition, you know, new job or temporary job. Maybe this is a new place. But he's lived there for over a year. Yeah. So basically you walked into his house and his house is what turned you off. Yeah, I mean we're not like in college anymore, you know what I mean. It's not like a barren house where we drink beer and have pizzas like you know, but isn't that what he invited you over to do pizza?
It wasn't, Jessa. There's just something really weird, Like there's this one really weird thing about him. What do you tell us what it is? So I noticed amongst his you know, his chair, his table, and his teet back in the quarter there was a dog bed a dog beg. You know, you would think he has a dog, but that is in fact his bed. What whateps? A dog bed? Dog bed? Are you sure? Why do you why? I mean, were you making that asumption or did he tell you that? No?
I asked. I was like, oh gosh, do you have a dog? And un jogs and he was like, oh no, that's my bed. And I thought it was a joke. And he went over and he laid down in it and he's like join me. It's so nice and stuff. And I'm like, okay, like whatever. They're like, yeah, I've tried the dog bed, still being like maybe this is a joke, and then he was like dead serious. This is his bed. It's like the best sleep he's ever had. It's not worth investing in a mattress, Like, didn't he
actually proud of He's proud of sleeping in a dog bed. Well, I guess he's not proud enough to tell you guys that. Well I was there. I just pictured him like walking around in circles before he finally laid down. Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. Oh my god, what did you say to him? Once I realized this was like a real thing, I was like, I gotta get out of here. He's this is like, you know, like serial killer kind of weird. And the worst part was he definitely has those like
sad puppy dog eyes. When I was like gotta go, and he was just like those sad eyes, gave him this weird quick and then was like bye, which to me I thought was very clear that's not working. I'm out. I cannot believe you went on a date with a carney that sleeps in the dog bed. Wow, that sounds even weirder when you put it like that. Well, guess what, alexis It's gonna get a little bit weirder still because Daniel is actually on the other line and wants to
talk to you. Ye oh, hey, is this really happening right now? Is this one of those like game shows? Have I been like punket or something? Oh, first of all, like you didn't mention you were upset about my bed, and I'm legit and like wondering why, like you would think that's a weird thing. What I mean, I guess it could kind of come off. It's just a little bit weird, but like until you actually try it out, I'm legitimately confused on how you don't think this is
a weird thing. Well, I mean, is it normal for people to sleep on mattresses? Yeah? Yeah, I think so. Yeah? Is that how like people have always slept Have they always slept on mattresses? Really, it's just something keeping you off the ground. But don't don't be a sheep bull and given to mattresses. Is that what you're trying to say. Well, I'm trying to tell you, guys, I've tried human beds in the past, and they're not as good. Dog beds are very simple, they're smaller. I guess it would be
easy to move around if you're moving. No, but for real, like, are you just having some serious I mean, we get it if you're having some serious financial issues and you can't afford a bed, Like wow, it's it's nothing like that. I had a dog in the past, and I bought my dog a dog bed, and he was not interested in it at all, Like he didn't sleep in it. And one day I was just chilling around the apartment and I just tried to take a nap in it, and I had a really deep sleep. It was like
an amazing nap. And then I just tried sleeping in it at night, and then it just like really worked out, like I've never slept better. Oh, so you just love sleeping in your dog bed? Yeah, Like I said, it's just like a regular bed that happens to be made for dogs. No woman is gonna come back, I mean, Daniel, what happens if like you had a long term girlfriend who moved in, you obviously wouldn't fit on a dog bed. I'm just gonna throw this out there. They do have
like bigger dog beds, like masses and like larger dogs. Wait, how big are you sleeping on right now? If you're not already on a massiff dog bed, it's just like a regular bed for like kind of like medium sized dog like just got to get curled up, I guess. Yeah.
It forces you to get like curled up in like a really nice position and Alexis, I don't even know why you're trying to act like this right now on the radio when you clearly laid down in the bed and you thought it was comfortable yourself, you know, and you're trying to act on the radio now like you know this is a deal breaker for you. I don't know. I just didn't want to get murdered. You know. Iody's gonna murder you. It's you're just being stupid. Was it
comfortable or not? Be honest, absolutely not. It's like an inch of film. I want a big bed, like give me that Californy a king, so I had my own space even when someone else is there, like you're out of your mind, man. Not how she was at the apartment, she was not acting this way. I'm with her, dude. If I went back to a dude's house and he's like, yeah, come join me on the dog bed, I would also immediately flash on some sort of serial killer instinct. I'm not gonna lie. I would be as nice as I
can until I got out of there. I don't think you guys are worth the times, like I think they need to try their things out, and like you guys given me for sleeping on a dog bed. I think that dog beds are it's like a devolving thing, not an evolving thing. Well, whatever you guys think. But at the end of the day, you know, like I'm sleeping really nice, Like I think it's a great sleep and I think it's fun for you to judge me for this.
I honestly think you should have given me another shot. Like, I don't think that this should be a deal breaker, like because you know, I definitely am ready to be in a relationship with you, and like I don't know, like I mean, judging by his sleeping, he'll be really loyal. Alexis, would you like to go out with Daniel on a second date? We will pay for it, absolutely not. Yeah, I think footons are wrong after the age of twenty five. I think you answer too quickly and like you're not
hearing me out. I'm okay with getting a regular bed and just putting my dog bed next to it. So there you go, Alexis, compromise, if you guys were to continue to date for a long time, you could get an actual bed. He'll just put his dog your bed on the side that he sleeps on. We just went on one date and you're already playing to put your weird dogbed onto my bed, like that's not gonna happen, all right, whatever, you're not gonna happen. You know where to Just go find somebody else at the fair. I
don't really need you, all right. I'm perfectly comfortable and happy in my own life and I don't need this judgment. Well, Alexis, thank you for your time. Daniel, I'm sorry, no second date. That's all good, Yeah, it's all good. Trust me, dude. There is some woman out there who wants a guy who works at the carnival and sleeps in a dog bed working at the carnival much longer. Guys, Okay, you're not giving up the dog bed, right, I mean now, I don't see it in the near future if I'm
being honest. All right, Well, there's there's gotta be a woman who wants a dude with a nice dog bed that you can lay next to you. All right. If there's anybody listening and they want to get ahold of me, reach out to the radio station. Guys, please give him my number. Sure, yeah, we'll go from there. All right, we'll get we'll get you laid in that dog bed soon enough, broken jewel in the morning