Need Leasic trust the experienced team at the Leasic Center at Evergreen Eye Center. No glasses, no contacts, no limits. What will you do lesic at Evergreen dot com. It's time for your second date update. It's Brooke and Jewel in the morning, and today's second day update sounds like it should be on a police blot or somewhere. Crime was committed, blood was billed, and the cops were almost called Wow. Through it all, a set of romance was planted. Could it be the start of an incredible love story
or the start of an incredible murder investigation? I guess you'll find out in your second eight update. Right now, Brooke and jew bils second d update. There are two letters that are guaranteed to make every date more exciting. I'm not talking about S and M. Those letters work as well, but I'm talking about a little B and E, a little breaking and entering. That's right. That is the way to spice up any date. And that's what happened
to Maria on her first date. And that's why she thinks she might not be getting a call back today because she broke into a house on her first date. What's up, Maria? Hello, how are you? Are you in criminal right now? No, it's not what you think. In my own house, that's what criminals always say. Yeah, you just stopped at a house. You're like, I promise that's my style. I gotta get my TV out of there
real quick. But your your email said that you think you might not be getting a call back because you had to break into your own house. Yeah, I mean it was a whole thing. Do you want to know what happened? Yeah? First off, tell me about the guy. How'd you meet him? Well? I met him on Bumble. I've heard good things about Bumble. I have a couple
of girlfriends using it. Yeah, it's nice because the girls have to start the conversation first, and you only have twenty four hours to do it, so it's kind of like all or nothing. You know, it's like tender, but you don't have a bunch of pervy dudes hitting up NonStop, right exactly. Yeah, you kind of eliminate the purvy dudes.
And he seemed pretty cool, and we ended up actually talking on the phone, which people don't do anymore, and he seemed really smart and he had a really cute laugh, and so he asked me if I'd like to go out to dinner and you're like, hell, no, let's break into a house. That sounds way more fun. Yeah. I actually offered that, but he was like, no, I'd rather not. So you guys agreed to go out to dinner. How'd that go? Well? He came to my house to pick me up, and I got out to the car and
I realized that I didn't have my keys. That's a word. Yeah, so this is where the breaking and entering comes in. Is your house easy to break into? Oh? No, no, of course not. I walked up hoping that the door would be open still, but i'd i'd locked the handle, and we tried all the windows, tried all the doors, and we ended up having to break one of the windows to get in. How long did this take you? It was a little over an hour. That's a great start to your date. Why did you have to do
it right then? Why didn't you say like, hey, I'll call a locksmith, let's go out have our dinner, and then when we get back, maybe we can schedule a locksmith to meet us. Well, yeah, when you say it that way, it sounds really smart. But for some reason that that's just not what we did. It's one of those ones. You're like, screw it, we gotta get in there right now. Break a window? Right? Yeah? Did you break the window or did he break the window? He
broke the window like a gentleman does. Right. We found a rock and checked it at the window and broke it. Oh my gosh. So did you end up getting into the house after the broken window? Please tell me you did? Yes, thankful. My cat was okay, she wasn't anywhere near the window. And then like, I mean, it was really dangerous, but he climbed in the window. Then, oh man, yeah, really sweet and nice of him to do. Here's the best part, though, guys.
He got in and he hates unlocked door. And I got in and then I spent like fifteen minutes searching the house, only to realize that my keys were in my purse the whole time. Are you serious? That sucks? You didn't dump your purse out before you spent over an hour trying to break into your own house. I mean, I swear I looked in there like two or three times and they were not there. What was his reaction to that? I mean I just kind of tried to play it off like it was funny, Right, that's funny.
I would about to laugh at it. I mean I could see it being a funny situation, especially on a first date, right. I mean, that's one of those things that you're like, you know, when we're married, we're gonna look back at this and be like, oh God, remember when Maria left her keys in the house. You didn't say that to him, did you? No? I didn't. Okay, I just said, oh gosh, sorry, if you dropped the married thing on him, that might be the reason he's not getting back to you. No, I swear I didn't
use the word marriage. Okay. So were you able to salvage the day at all? Well, at that point, we'd spent pretty much our entire date trying to break into my house, and he'd cut himself a little bit on the window, of um, not bad, like he didn't need stitches or anything. We just kind of decided to call it and we said that we would meet up sometime next week for a real day. So he was bleeding after spending an hour outside your home. Did you guys ever meet up? No? Really, that was the last you
saw of him. Yeah, So I've texted him a couple of times, and one time he didn't respond, and then another time he was like, yeah, you know, we'll catch up sometime. I'm just really bogged down with everything at work right now. But you really think that he wouldn't be calling you back, Jess, because you guys had a break into your house and you forgot your keys. I
don't know. I mean, it seemed like we had fun with it, you know, and we made light of the situation, and I totally assumed that he would hang out with me again. And so I'm just having a hard time understanding if that's really what it was, or if there's something else. All right, well we'll play a song, come back, call him and get your second date update. Okay, thank you, You're welcome. Hang on looking jubil in the morning, sep. If you're just tuning in for today's second date update.
Maria is on the phone with us. She had a very interesting first date with a guy named Aaron. They spent the whole date breaking into her house. She thought that she forgot her keys. When he came to pick her up, she searched everywhere. Ultimately, it ended with him breaking a window, crawling inside, cutting himself and then opening up the door, only for her to find out that the keys were actually in her purse the whole time.
That's the only reason you can think of, Maria. Nothing else on your date, no other reason why he wouldn't be calling you back. There was nothing else that happened that I have been able to think of. When he left, he said, I want to reschedule this. Yeah, I mean I said, let's hang out again, and he said, okay, great. Oh yeah, so it seems like he wanted to see you again. Well, he did cut his hand on your window. Maybe he got an infection and is no longer with us.
Could have happened, God, I hope not. Well we'll find out right now. I'm gonna Dallas phone in Brokay, okay, all right, here we go. Hello, I'm looking for Aaron. Yeah, it's me. Hey, what's up, Aaron? How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. From who Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Okay, Yeah, so you've heard of the show? Yeah, I've heard of it. Okay, have you ever heard of
the segment we do call the second Date Update? No? Sorry, oh that's Okay, you're gonna get very familiar with it because you're a part of a second date update. Now what. It's a segment we do on our show where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back afterwards, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and ask what went wrong. So a girl named Maria
emailed us about you. Oh okay, that's the excited voice, right. Yeah, she told us a little bit about your date didn't sound like much of a date, just breaking into her house basically when you came to pick her up. Oh my god, yeah that did happen. But she also said that you're not calling her back, and at the end of that experience, you guys had sort of made plans
to go out again. Yeah. Yeah, it just it just doesn't seem like it's really a great fit, you know, Like it seems like, I don't know, I don't want to I don't want to be mean, but it just seems like it would be a kind of hard to actually date her. Why is that, Um, I don't know. I just it feels like we're on different different levels, if that makes any sense. Is it because you had to break into her house because she forgot her keys that were actually in her purse. No, no, it's not
that at all. That was actually pretty great. I don't get to break a lot of windows. That was really fun. Oh so you did think that that part, well, the only part really of your whole date. You had a good time with her. Yeah. Yeah, if Ebruary girl wanted me to break into her house, I would totally be fine with that's a fun adventure. Yeah, okay, it seems like an exciting time. I thought the blood would definitely be like, well, I cut myself and I'm leaving. Oh
it was. It was super minor and she had Man, it was not a big deal. So then what's the reason that you're not calling her back? Why don't you feel like you're on the same level or whatever? You said. Well, so while we were around like one of the signs of her house, trying to find a window to get into, and we were talking, we were trying to have like salvage a date out of this, right, and this is
the first time we talked in person. So we were chatting and you're having like first date, get to know me conversation over trying to give me a window open to get into a house. Yeah, we're just thinking, like small talk or whatever. So we were talking about TV shows that we're watching, and we both we both loved Game of Thrones, okay, which is my favorite show. I'm not gonna spoil anything, but we were we were talking about it, and she said something that seemed kind of weird.
Early on she was She just said, uh, it's weird that a thousand years ago people had to worry about getting eaten by dragons. But she was joking, right, I mean that was being what I thought. So I laughed. I thought that was funny, and she heard me laughing, and she was like, what, dragons are bad? Just like that, just like that, So she thought dragons were real. At this point, I don't know what she's thinking. I like, is this some sort of is is she messing with me?
Is this like some test? Like will you break a window? Do you think that? I think dragons are real? Like it's all some elaborate first date tests, you know, And so I don't know. So I'm like, I'm sort of feeling it out. And I laughed, and I feel like I think we're having an okay time. And she keeps talking about like what this time period would have been like to live, not this universe, this time period. She actually said Game of Thrones is my favorite period piece.
So maybe she just used the wrong wording. Like, there's no way she actually thinks it's like a re enactment from real life as far as I can tell, Like she doesn't think like there were cameras there obviously, like she thinks, but she thinks it's like based on a true story, like that she got into, like how it's weird that wizards and witches just like aren't around as much anymore. At any time, did you explain to her that the Game of Thrones is made up and it's
not a documentary. Look, man, if she thinks that's true, then I don't want to break her heart. I don't want to crush her and tell her about the terrible world. And if she's messing with me, I don't want to admit that I'm fooled. There's yeah, I guess you're screwed. Hey, Aaron, I do want to let you know, though, that you might have crushed her. What do you mean? I mean that she's actually on the other line listening to this conversation. She might have just found out that Game of Thrones
it is not real. Maria, are you still there? I'm not stupid. I know that Game of Thrones isn't real. It's not a documentary, but it's based on true events. I mean, I hope you're messing with me. I hope that this is just a really good joke. It's like the Renaissance, you know, like that off It's like that show Viking. You know, like, what are you trying to say that Vikings aren't real? Vikings are real? They existed. Dragons did not exist. Well, they don't expect anymore because
humans killed them. Are talking about Maria? Are okay? Are you guys screwing with me? Are you all in this prank? No, we're not at all. I promise you. Maria wanted to call you to find out what we're wrong on the day I should I should have known what the window you guys were, that somebody was setting me up this whole thing. This is not a setup, I promise you, Maria. Do you really think that dragons existed? They did. I've read history books about them. Sci fi and history books
are not the same thing. That's why I'm not dumb guys like I know that the Game of Drone story is dramatized, but like dragons actually existed in the Renaissance, read about it, and like witchcraft and wizardry was a thing, that that part's true. I don't know which books you're reading, Maria, but I want to read them. It's in tons of books, and you can start by reading the Bible because it's
got all of that. All right. I know that they exist and I have fo you don't even have to read the books like I'll send you the Wikipedia links that I found it, so you're you're serious. You really believe this one. I believe with all my heart that dragons used to exist, and I'm afraid that they'll come back. Oh my god. Science is not a belief system. It's the Bible. Read it. Are there dragons in the Bible? Well, Maria,
what do you think about that? Being the reason that Aaron's not calling you back because he disagrees with you on the whole dragons being real things. I don't like the tone of this whole thing because it feels like everyone's making fun of me, but Aaron is the ignorant one. I'm not making fun of you, Maria. I just I haven't read what you've read, and I'm not as educated as you on the subject, so I can't claim to know anything about dragons. Well you should do that because
it's an interesting subject. Okay, I will. At this point, I would like to ask Aaron though, real quick, Aaron, would you like to go on a second day with Maria? We will pay for it. I mean, at this point, I don't know if she wants to go on a second day with me, but I'm kind of curious where this goes. You Maria, you want to go out with her again? Dude? You know what, Like, I'm up for it. You know, like you only get one chance and life to have this kind of fun, right, Maria? Would you
like to go out with Aaron again? Yeah? You guys can hash out the whole Game of Thrones thing in person. If Aaron is open to hearing me out and reading my books, and yes, I would consider going out with him again. Aaron, can you promise to go into this next date with Maria with an open mind about dragons? Absolutely? Wonderful. Congratulations Maria, you got your second date. I love you, guys, Thank you so much. No, Maria, thank you, thank you
for today's song call that was awesome. In the morning, a lot of people were texting in at seven eighty five to nine two saying that dragons do exist and we're all wrong. Oh God, what is going on? My mind is starting to hurt. I don't know if I should be more scared that dragons might actually exist because they're scary, or I should be scared that people actually believe dragons exist. We're talking about today's second Dight update
if you missed it. Maria wanted to call Aaron. They spent their entire first date breaking into Maria's house because she thought that she forgot her keys. Aaron ended up getting his hand all cut up by smashing a window, only to find out that Maria's keys were in her purse the whole time. And when we got him on the phone, he said that while they were trying to get into her house, they were talking about Game of Thrones and she legit believes that Game of Thrones is
real and dragons were real. She said she even as proof of this, and that we're all closed minded and ignorant for not believing that dragons actually used to fly around the world and burn people with their firebreath. Yeah. Wow, it's pretty crazy. Yeah, I mean, also, you guys know stranger things. Hey, you know what, I got a couple of potions that I could sell her that will protect her from those fire breathing dragons. Why she needs them
and she should call me. Surprisingly, Aaron actually wanted to go out with her again though, despite her crazy history lessons. Well, maybe he can actually educate her. Yeah, I think that this could be a good thing. Oreos that she's super crazy and crazy people are always good in bed, so that's what he's excited about. Remember you want to do a Seconday update. All you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back.